Chapter 321 Salted Fish Is an Attitude
Don't expect a salted fish to do things honestly. When his waste material is approaching the target of sorting out - stockings, he asks how to deliver the funeral song of stockings, and swims back again in a backstroke posture. While in the living room, Sougo Doma understood this sentence deeply.
"Team Xiaomi, may I ask, why are you back here?" Sougo Toma: # ^_^
"Report to Commander, Team member Xiao Burian has forgotten how to play the funeral song and is looking for a method on the Internet..." Hamster Burian replied seriously.
"But team member Xiaomi, why are you searching for [how to make the good-for-nothing Oni-chan consciously put away the socks that she took off]? Who is it that is unconscious!?" Sougo Toma was not deceived. Instead, he pointed at the line in the search bar on the screen and asked a question with reason.
"It's obvious that Onii-chan is unconscious. This is the unanimous opinion on the Internet!" Hamster pointed at the answer page without any guilt.
No, it can't be? Since when did it become Onii-chan’s responsibility to sort out the extra stockings? Sougo Doma was thinking, while looking at the netizens on the screen and answering...
"There are just such unconscious Nissans who throw their socks away when they come home and ask my sister to help them tidy them up. Damn this Nissan!"
"What's wrong with Nissan now? It's just an endorsement of useless people. They go home and do nothing..."
"Any Nissan that doesn't tidy up its socks should commit seppuku..."
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Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^
Xiaomi, this guy, has started to secretly change his concept again. The Internet clearly talks about the brother who does nothing when he goes home and does nothing as soon as his socks are taken off... Wait, what is this inexplicable sense of déjà vu?
"Xiao Mi, are you trying to make a fool of yourself?"
Hamster buried: ヾ(ゞ)
What does Oni-chan mean? She's buried like a hamster, and she's still trying to make a fool of herself?
He turned around and looked at the answer on the screen carefully.
"Hehe, hehe..." Hamster Buried laughed sarcastically. The Nissan on the Internet really looked like her: "Onii-chan, there is a reason why Buried didn't send a funeral song to Silk Stockings just now!"
Tujian Zongwu: (⊙⊙)
How can you still find excuses when there is so much waste material?
"Then what's the reason?"
"Hmph, hum..." Hamster Buried folded his hands and sneered, "Because, Little Buried has discovered Onii-chan's trick!"
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
What is this guy talking about?
"When Xiaomi discovered the stocking weirdo, he also saw the schoolbag assassin and the coat killer. If Xiaomi had solved the stockings weirdo at that time, Onii-chan would definitely take the opportunity to ask me to deal with it together with the schoolbag assassin and the coat killer. Tsk tsk. "For Xiao Burian, there is too much life..." Hamster Burian stretched out his index finger and shook it.
Tujian Zongwu:…(⊙_⊙;)…
What a waste of money this piece of trash is! ? Moreover, the bag assassin and the coat assassin, who told me not to treat her like a child just now? This is no longer a problem of stockings, but a problem of Xiao Mi's saltiness not being able to rise any further. No, even if it's a threat, she must help with something today.
"Then, little team member Mi, the only food available in the battlefield is to look up at the stars..."
"Tsk, tsk..." Before Sougo Toma could finish his words, Hamster Buried put one hand on his hips and shook his index finger with the other hand to interrupt: "Command... Onii-chan, this trick won't work, because Buried The blind spot has been discovered. What Onii-chan has to consider now is the food for three people. If he looks up at the stars, not only Xiaomi will not be able to eat, but Mashiro will also...
Letting guests go hungry is against the Doma family's way of hospitality, oh! Ni! Sauce! "
Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^
To do this with him, luckily he had already saved a trick.
"Xiao Mi, have you forgotten where Mashiro came from to study abroad?"
Hamster buried for a moment: "Is there any problem?"
"That guy Mashiro has been in England for a long time..."
The hamster buried his scalp and began to sweat.
"Looking up at the stars is one of the famous British dishes. I think it will definitely suit her taste. There is no such thing as poor hospitality. If Xiaomi doesn't help, today's dinner will be..." Sougo Toma smiled. Deliver a verdict.
Hamster buried:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
Oops, Oops, Onii-chan actually used the local cuisine to cover up the essence of looking up at the stars. She, she miscalculated! No, you must not let Onii-chan do anything like looking up at the stars. Xiaomi, use your brain to refute Onii-chan...
five minutes later.
"Onii-chan, why do you have to clean up the entrance hall? If you make a mess, Ming Mingbai is also responsible for it..." Hamster Buried complained as he threw the stockings into the special laundry bin.
"I really want someone to help me, Onii-chan, let's just ask the housekeeper to serve us today!"
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
This useless thing is just tidying up the entrance hall, and it is already clamoring for a housekeeper. If the house becomes a mess like Hiratsuka Shizu's house...
Shizuka Hiratsuka's house...
Sougo Toma finally remembered what he promised Shizuka Hiratsuka. Speaking of which, two or three days have passed. How could Shizuka Hiratsuka have sorted it out? Is it too late to find a housekeeper for her now?
However, that guy seemed very angry today. Although he finally fooled her and excluded her from the list of instructors based on various considerations, she still had the chance to marry Doma Daihei. Now that you know this, you shouldn’t neglect it...
Tujian Zongwu is concerned about gains and losses.
"Onii-chan, the stocking weirdo has been buried. The bag assassin and the coat killer are here to trouble Onii-chan. Team members, retreat!" While Sougo Toma was in a daze, Hamster Buri retreated to the living room.
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
Is this guy really just putting stockings in a special laundry bucket? You can easily hang your schoolbag and coat...
While complaining in his heart, Sougo Doma put away his coat and schoolbag on the floor and hung them up before walking back to the living room: "By the way, Xiaomi, where did you contact the housekeeper on the weekend?"
As for Nanami Aoyama's character, Doma Sougo, who recalled the original version of Sakurasou, had full trust in her and introduced her to Shizuka Hiratsuka to help sort it out. There should be no problem.
If Hiratsuka Shizuka has already cleaned up, then Nanami Aoyama will just walk away for nothing, but she can still get an hour's salary. If Hiratsuka Shizuka hasn't cleaned up yet, Sougo Doma thought about it, it shouldn't be too bad. Maybe, as an adult, it’s impossible to clean up the messy apartment in two or three days, right? What else do you call an adult?
A certain adult, Kirisu Mafuyu, sneezed: "Ah~sneeze!"
Then she scratched her head with an inexplicable look on her face and thought to herself: "Isn't it a cold? Yesterday when I was cleaning the apartment, I got soaked in water. Isn't it because of this that I caught a cold? Damn it, the problem is that the apartment hasn't been cleaned yet... …
It's all because there are too many things going on at school. I have to fill out the guidance form for Teacher Songqi, who is always drunk after school. I didn't expect that Teacher Songqi, the drunk cat, will also guide the club! but. Could he be instructing the club members to become drunk cats? Haha, what am I thinking about? Let’s first look at what club it is, [Oolong Tea Research Club], it sounds familiar..."