Chapter 337 Idiot, Onii-Chan! Idiot, One Touch Is Too Much!

The next day, early morning.

"Xiao Mian, hurry up and change your clothes and get ready for school!" Sougo Toma uncovered the hamster's body. Dangzi, who was wearing a hamster cloak, just smashed it twice and retracted into the hamster cloak. , and continued to sleep soundly.

Tsuchima Sougo: -_-!

This guy is really able to use his skills of making things bigger and smaller! However, her opponent is the emotionless bedridden killer Sougo Shisan...

"Xiao Mi, Kato-san is here to see you. Not only Kato-san, but also..."

"Phew!" Hamster Bury woke up instantly and instantly transformed into a young lady Bury: "Onnie-chan, it's over, it's over, if someone else discovers Bury's current state, wait, isn't it just morning now..."

Tsuchima Sougo: -_-!

"Baga, you still know it's morning, get up quickly and have breakfast..."

"Onii-chan, you're lying!" Hamster Mi said, rubbing his sleepy eyes.

"These are words full of good intentions to get Xiao Mi up early, they are not lies!" Tu Jian, after a lot of nonsense, finally realized.

"Haha~!" Hamster Buried stretched his waist: "Onii-chan, why do humans have to get up so early every day? There is simply not enough sleep..."

"Who told you to play games until three in the morning last night!" Sougo Toma looked helpless.

"Because Little Bury took out the SSR..." Hamster Bury said plausibly.

"..." Sougo Doma, who is from Africa, does not want to discuss this topic.

"Besides, Onii-chan, if you can help Xiaomi change clothes, Xiaomi can sleep a little longer..." Danzimi, who had shrunk to 40cm, was very confident.

Tsuchima Sougo: ヾ(ゞ)

"Xiao Mi, you are still a high school student after all..."

"But does Oni-chan help Mashiro change clothes from time to time? Moreover, the speed of changing clothes..." The hamster was filled with resentment.

"Xiao Mian, have you ever heard of the principle of equal exchange?" Tojian kept telling lies, and finally realized: "Actually, it wasn't me who helped Mashiro change clothes, but the clothes demon from hell..."

"Yi, Yi Mo?" Hamster Mi was shocked.

Sougo Toma nodded: "That's a scary guy. It is said that people who have been changed by the clothes demon will..."

Speaking of this, Sougo Toma paused and gave up.

"What will happen?" Hamster Bury asked quickly.

"Something terrible will happen..." Tochima said with an evil smile on his face.

"A scary thing? Yes, how scary is it, Onii-chan?" Hamster shivered as he huddled in his hamster cloak.

"It is said that those who have been changed by the clothes demon will not be able to dress themselves from now on. Isn't it scary?"

Hamster buried: (﹁﹁)~→

Onii-chan, I suspect you are teasing me, and I have proof.

Tsuchima Sougo: ヾ(ゞ)

Then, what kind of look is that? Xiaomi, this guy, wasn't scared?

"Onii-chan, let Yi Mo help Xiaomi change clothes, so that Xiaomi can be lazy all day long..."

Tsuchima Sougo: -_-!

"Ahem, Xiaomi, in fact, when you came home from outside, you changed clothes faster than Yi Mo. Yi Mo also has self-respect and will not come here to humiliate himself..."

Hamster buried: (￢_￢)

This can bring things back to normal. Damn it, I’d better kill him...

"Oh! Ni!-chan!"

"yes!"

Hamster buried: (☆▽☆)

This is the Star Eye Pleading Technique, one of the tricks that Onii-chan can never refuse...

"Onii-chan, just help Xiaomi change clothes. Obviously Onii-chan can do it in a few seconds, but it takes several minutes for Xiaomi..."

"Boom!" Sougo Toma gave Hamster Bury a knife on his forehead: "Refuse, Bury, Mashiro is a special case. Do you want to be like her and start learning common sense again?"

"Oh, Onii-chan has evolved, and he is actually immune to Xiaomi's..." It's no use not listening to Zai Duo's reasoning. Hamster buried himself on the bed and covered his head, and spoke slowly in a tone after the BOSS was defeated. .

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Well, this fool is just a touch more of himself.

"Xiao Mi, after playing with the treasures, you will get up and have breakfast. Oh, you still have to wake Mashiro up..."

Hamster Bury: "Well, Onii-chan's morning is really busy..."

Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^

There are so many useless people, who do you think caused them all?

…

No matter what, the early morning at Doma House was still rough. As before, after waking up Mashiro and having breakfast, it was time to go to school.

Get Xiaomi's lunch ready...

"Onii-chan, why aren't there lunch boxes for you and Mashiro today?" Hamster Buried asked, looking at the lone lunch box on the table.

Shiina Mashiro expressed doubts at the right time: "?"

"Ugh, if it's true, is it okay to eat Baumkuchen?"

Shiina Mashiro shook his head: "Sougo's bento is delicious, and Mashiro is not picky about food..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This guy's character is ruined! If I hadn't recalled the original work, I would have really believed your lie about not being picky about food!

"By the way, today's Baumkuchen was made by me myself. It's Sougo's special edition. The Baumkuchen..." It seemed normal for the character to collapse due to the delicious food. Sougo Doma shook his head and stepped forward to get closer to Shiina. Mashiro whispered in his ears.

"Gulu..." Shiina Mashiro swallowed her saliva: "Sougo's special Baumkuchen cake..."

"That's right, it's a special Baumkuchen. So Shiro, do you want a Baumkuchen or a bento?" For ordinary people, it is definitely an extremely difficult choice between two options. Sougo Toma is really bad... …

"baumkuchen!" Well, Mashiro Shiina was obviously not an ordinary person. She gave the answer decisively in front of the bento and the specially made baumkuchen.

“If you want Baumkuchen, there’s no lunch box…”

Shiina Mashiro nodded without hesitation: "Understood!"

Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^

Although everything was no different from what he thought, why did he feel that his cooking skills were completely negated? Forget it, let’s deal with Xiao Mian first…

"Actually..." Toma began to make up random things, and finally realized: "Xiao Mi, actually Onii-chan also overslept today. After making breakfast, there was no time left to make multiple bento boxes..."

This is a lie. For something like a lunch box, there is no difference in the time it takes to make one portion or ten portions. However, a certain hamster whose hands are not sticky with spring water believes it.

"That is to say..." The hamster buried his face in horror.

"That's right, but Mashiro already has Baumkuchen to deal with..." Sougo Toma whispered.

Hamster wiped away the non-existent cold sweat: "Onii-chan, you are so bad. Wait, Onii-chan, what will you do for lunch?"

"Does Xiaomi think Onii-chan needs to worry?" Sougo Toma asked.

Hamster Buried: "..."

Well, instead of worrying about Onii-chan being hungry or whether the world will end tomorrow, Hamster Buried looked at the lunch box prepared for him on the table.

Onii-chan is obviously in school like me, but she has to be responsible for waking herself up and preparing a lunch for herself. Even if she oversleeps a little bit, she still has to prepare Xiaomi's lunch. Onii-chan …

"Onii-chan, you can take Xiaomi's lunch. Xiaomi can go to the school cafeteria during lunch break..." Hamster Buri was a little reluctant to leave, but still determined.

"I refuse! Xiaomi, do you want Onii-chan to be laughed at by others after using your fancy lunch box?"

Hamster buried: ヾ(ゞ)

Eh! ?

Oni-chan, Baga!

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

One touch is too much, Baga!