Chapter 375: He’s a Fool (Additional Update for the Helmsman)
"Don't worry, I'm not a devil, I won't say hello in your face..." Faced with Hattori Zenzo's request, Sougo Doma generously agreed. After all, this guy can be regarded as his nominal ’s nephew.
"As long as you don't say hello in the face, then I'll just admit that I'm here today." Knowing that he couldn't escape, Hattori Zenzo simply gave him a beating. He won't lose his hands or feet. In order to become a ninja, he was used to being beaten when he was a child. As long as he didn't get slapped in the face, he didn't believe that Sougo Doma would really beat him to death...
"By the way, Hattori, do you know what Hatake Scarecrow's special move is?" Just as Hattori Zenzo gave up his struggle, Sougo Doma suddenly asked.
"Raikiri?" When talking about comics, Hattori Zenzo immediately became energetic.
"No..." Sougo Toma smiled and shook his head.
"By the way, it's the Sharingan. After all, it's the scarecrow of the Sharingan..." Hattori Zenzo looked like a veteran.
"No..." Sougo Toma smiled again and shook his head.
"what is that?"
"It's really a pseudo-fire ninja mystery. Of course Hatake Scarecrow's unique move is..." Sougo Toma said while taking out a few plastic kunai from Hattori Zenzo's body: "The secret of Konoha Taijutsu, Thousand Years of Killing" ah!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he took out a plastic kunai and stabbed it into Hattori Zenzo's blooming...
In response to this, the hemorrhoid ninja Hattori Zenzo had tears in his eyes - Sougo Toma, why the hell do you still say you are not a devil?
"The secret of Konoha Taijutsu, kill again and again for thousands of years!"
Hattori Zenzo: "You'd better kill me, no, you can just slap me in the face..."
"Who do you think I am? I promised not to slap you in the face, so I won't slap you in the face. The secret of Konoha's Taijutsu, a thousand-year serial killing!"
"millennium……"
Two minutes later.
Hattori Zenzo, who looked hopeless, collapsed on the ground with his butt stuck out, and his ninja uniform had been dyed red with blood.
Sougo Doma's desire to hit others finally calmed down a little.
“Hattori, there’s no need to change the change, just use it as your medical expenses!”
Hattori Zenzo: "..."
Ha, ha, ha, I got an extra income today, I'm so lucky - I'm a fool, why did he feel like he was raped and left with a fee? It must be an illusion.
"Asshole, I just took the hemorrhoid medicine yesterday!" Wu Ming was furious.
"Woo! Then you should take this opportunity to cut it. Maybe this time I will cut off the roots. Of course, you don't have to thank me too much..." Tu Jian, who will never take credit or be arrogant, finally realized.
Hattori Zenzo: "..."
Thank u? If he hadn't just tried it and really couldn't beat it, he would definitely let the guy in front of him understand why his flowers were so red!
"Okay, I've received the takeout, but your appearance really affects your appetite, Hattori, please leave early after the takeout is delivered," while Hattori Zenzo was complaining in his heart, Sougo Doma spoke again. road.
Hattori Zenzo: Angry (ノ`ー′)ノ~~┻━┻
After all, who is responsible for his appearance that affects his appetite? ?
It's a pity that the form is stronger than the person. Hattori Chunzou could only hold these words in his heart. He just thought that the monster was slacking off today. He originally wanted to teach the monster a lesson, but he didn't expect...
Don't talk anymore, if you talk too much, it will be the tears hidden by his Hattori!
Thanks to Hattori Zenzo's immense endurance as a ninja, he was able to stand up strongly, and then stared coldly at Sougo Doma:
"You are not slacking off, just wait, I will always keep an eye on you..."
"What are you talking about?" Tujian Zongwu Heshan asked.
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you slack off. It would be better if you could ask me to slack off together..." Hattori Zenzo, who is full of desire for survival.
"Speaking of which, you've been slacking off since you took out the Bald Eagle street hip-hop style invisibility board!"
"That's just a harmless joke. Damn it, it's all GAY's fault and that woman named Eliza Saki. If it weren't for that woman, forget it, let's not mention it..." Hattori Chunzou folded the invisibility board and put it away while hating. Hate said.
"Elizabeth?" Sougo Toma asked in surprise: "Shouldn't it be Elizabeth next to the gay? It's the uncle who is covering himself with a cloth..."
"Who is Elizabeth?" Hattori Zenzo asked doubtfully: "GAY has a JK next to him. I really didn't expect that that guy would actually bring JK with him. He is obviously a wife-controller. What else can he say about Elizabeth? Saki stayed with him in order to learn the spirit of Bushido from him...
This is a lie at first sight. An outdated product like Bushido should have been eliminated long ago. How could JK, in his prime, stay with a gay just to learn bullshit Bushido. "
"Hattori, your words smell so sour..." Sougo Toma waved his hand.
"Tch!" Hattori Zenzo spat softly: "It's just a JK, why should I be so angry? There are thousands of ugly women in this world waiting for me to save them!"
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
Yes, that's right, Hattori Zenzo is one of the only remaining ninjas. Although his appearance is quite cool, he has always been an ugly girl since his rise. He was once hailed as the savior of ugly girls.
"Originally I wanted to tell you that if you are so bitter, just go and take that natto girl away..."
"Natto Girl, Sarutobi? Unfortunately, she is not Sarutobi Hikaru..."
Tsuchima Sougo: ヾ(ゞ)
"What the hell are you planning on doing with the Third Fire Ninja?"
"I still have the third generation's notebook..." Hattori Zenzo said calmly: "Would you like to share a copy with you?"
"No need, washing your eyes is too troublesome..." Sougo Toma forced a smile and said, "You will go blind if you wash your eyes too much..."
"Another guy who doesn't know how to appreciate things!" Hattori Chunzou shook his head, lamenting that no one had the same ideas as him.
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
If this guy wants to get married in the future, he will definitely love her, and he will definitely not be greedy for his partner's body!
Before he could finish his emotion, Hattori Zenzo pointed at Kasumigaoka Shiwa who was unconscious on the chair.
"Speaking of which, who is this guy? I just saw you two..."
"What did you see?" Tujian, Heshan's face, and Zongwu came online.
Looking at Sougo Doma's expression, Hattori Zenzo shuddered: "No, I didn't see anything..." If he said it, he would be killed, right?
"Really!" Sougo Doma showed a kind smile again: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether you saw it or not, because that guy is also a fool."
Hattori Zenzo: "Idiot?"
"Ugh!" Sougo Toma nodded affirmatively: "He is an idiot, but he is the kind of idiot I like very much..."
"Really..." Hattori Zenzo collected the plastic kunai lying on the floor. The blood stained on them made him feel frightened: "You judge him as an idiot you like very much, so this guy is really pitiful. , It's a pity that she is not an ugly girl..."
Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^
Wasn't the lesson you just taught this guy enough?
"If she's not an ugly girl, I won't be too lazy to save her. So, the goods have been delivered to Renren's pizza shop and the customer has signed for them. Thank you very much for your patronage. I look forward to your next call to order..." Hattori Zenzo said as he spoke. , while jumping onto the barbed wire fence on the rooftop, and then, with a kick, he floated into the distance:
“Remember to give us a good review!”
"Watt? Save? Am I a big devil? You still want good reviews!?" Looking at Hattori Zenzo who had drifted away, Sougo Doma felt that he was full of malice.
Faced with such malice, Sougo Toma took out the plastic kunai with his small ticket hidden, and then threw it at the jumping Hattori Zenzo.
Two seconds later.
"chrysanthemum!"
The jumping ninja, Hattori Zenzo, once again covered his delicate...