Chapter 410: The Last Person Who Did This Was Struck by Lightning
Ginza, Tokyo, [Devil's Temptation House], corridor.
"Ugh..." Putting aside the mental activities that had happened, after listening to Yamazaki's memories, Sougo Doma also pinched his chin and concluded: "In other words, you just happened to meet the owner of the orangutan museum. The museum owner suddenly became interested in team building activities again, and then, under the pressure of the bastard Hijikata, you had to bring the orangutan museum leader here in tears..."
"Uh~! Putting aside those gossips, this is pretty much the situation..." Yamazaki ignored the title of bastard Hijikata and continued.
"You bastard Hijikata seems to have lost his temper. He actually attacked the team members with swords just because a gorilla's request was rejected. What on earth was that guy thinking?"
Regarding the current situation, Sougo Doma also has a slight headache. Although there are only more orangutans that can only speak human language than originally planned, because of the existence of that orangutan, the plan he made from the beginning was already It's completely ruined...
Thinking about it, you know that with that gorilla around, the members of Kondo's team can't let go at all, and they can't use dirty tricks. Let alone getting people drunk, they are already drunk without being drunk. It's settled.
Not to mention, the thinking of a gorilla is beyond the ability of normal people to guess, let alone a gorilla that has evolved into a perverted stalker? For example, right now, Sougo Doma doesn't understand why everyone else is shirtless, but the gorilla is wearing a meticulously blouse, but his long, furry legs are exposed underneath...
Faced with this weird scene, Sougo Doma didn't want to explore the truth, but immediately wanted to turn around and go home. Since the plan had been disrupted by a gorilla, there was no need to carry it out. Those flowers were gone. Fukuzawa Yukichi, just listen to it...
If he hadn't been blocked by Yamazaki, he would have walked out of the club by now and embarked on his way home.
"Yamazaki, looking at the memories of your encounter with the gorilla, it seems that it has nothing to do with me, right? The only connection is that I helped hold this party for you..." Mr. Doma wanted to leave. Satoru noticed the flaw in Yamazaki's retort.
"Captain, I, we only met the deputy captain and the others in order to fulfill your orders. You can't just ignore death..."
"Don't you have to go to the bathroom outside? Moreover, after relaxing, you still commit suicide before you meet Hijikata and the others."
"I admit that I have some elements of fraud..."
"Then should I congratulate you for successfully committing suicide?"
"Captain, please stop teasing me. I was also afraid that something would happen and the other team members wouldn't be able to react..."
"Are you stupid? I was with Hijikata and the others at that time, what could happen?" Sougo Toma wanted to cover his forehead.
"Anyway, today is also a day for the deputy chief to negotiate with others. I am also worried..." Yamazaki quit and told the real reason.
But before he could finish his words, Sougo Doma had already stepped forward and pressed Yamazaki condescendingly: "Yamasaki, I can understand that you don't believe in the strength of me, the former captain? Didn't I say that? Everything will work out because, here I am!”
"It's not that I don't believe in the captain's strength!" Yamazaki didn't flinch, but looked directly at Sougo Doma: "But no matter how strong Captain Sougo is, he has already left the Kondo group. Of course, I don't mean Captain The relationship with us will be severed, I just want to say..."
"Whether it's fighting or negotiating, we also want to participate. Whether it's me or the team members, we all want to fight side by side with the deputy commander! If we can only hide between the deputy commander and Captain Sougo Behind us, what kind of members of the Kondo team are we?"
"Well!" Looking at Yamazaki who looked serious, Sougo Doma smiled and affirmed: "That's right~! Yamazaki, as expected, after meeting again, you have changed a lot and grown a lot!"
"Team, captain..." Tears filled Yamazaki's eyes after receiving the affirmation. He first rubbed his eyes with his hands: "Yes, no matter what, I am also the current captain of Kondo-gumi's first team. No matter what, I will do it." I’m chasing the backs of you and the deputy commander hard, so grow, change, etc..."
"Woo!" Seeing that Yamazaki was about to speak at length again, Sougo Doma interrupted: "Instead of chasing someone's back, it's better to walk out on your own path, and don't be afraid that nothing can be changed. Anyway, men and dogs, in a few days If you don’t see it, it will change.”
"Captain, what a strange metaphor you are using!" Yamazaki took a mouthful of poisonous chicken soup, please give him back his passion and emotion!
"Well~! Anyway, I can probably understand the meaning..." Tojian, who was throwing cold water on others, Sougo waved his hand and said: "Then, grown up Yamazaki, you are already a mature captain, you should Solve problems on your own, for example, try to clean up the weird scenes and messes on your own."
"Team, Captain..." Cold sweat broke out on Yamazaki's face: "Please stop talking nonsense. Men are still teenagers until they die. What does growth have to do with me, Yamazaki? You must save me, Captain... …”
Tujian Zongwu: (¬_¬)
This is probably a kind of growth, right? About the growth of the lower limit of moral integrity.
"Honestly, even though the scene inside is weird, there shouldn't be any danger, right? I remember that the gorilla's wine is quite good, and he won't go crazy and kill people while drunk."
"Captain, that's not the case. It's the deputy. The deputy commander gave instructions before he left. He asked Ono and I to take good care of the orangutan, the boss of Kondo, and we must not do anything that damages the face and reputation of the Kondo team. Otherwise, he will Just kill us!"
"Can't you just do as I'm told? Isn't it a good time for me to leave? You don't have to think about how to get people drunk, just pretend that there is an enemy who pays you to have a drink with those students." Toma, who was completely self-deprecating. Don't be lenient and realize it.
"It's late, it's too late! It's already too late, captain. Ever since Boss Kondo proposed to play wild ball boxing, everything has been too late..." Yamazaki started to doubt his life mode: "I, I didn't expect it at all. The serious orangutan, Mr. Kondo, can be so crazy once he drinks too much..."
"You have to learn to understand. After all, the gorilla has recently reached its estrus period." Sougo Toma sympathized.
"No..." Yamazaki smiled sadly again: "Captain, this is definitely not a problem of estrus!"
Sougo Tsuchima looked puzzled: "???"
"Captain, didn't you notice? The people playing wild ball boxing inside are all males! And, captain, do you know why those boys agreed to play this kind of wild ball boxing?"
Human beings should not speculate on what orangutans did. Sougo Doma firmly believed this, so he shrugged and said that he had no clue.
However, leaving the lively escort girl alone and then forming a circle alone to play wild ball boxing is indeed the way of thinking of an orangutan.
Who was the last person to do this? It’s Monkey King, the Monkey King! He immobilized the seven fairies, and then went to eat peaches...
There seems to be some similarities...
What happened to the Great Sage later? First he was struck by lightning, then he was electrocuted, then he was chopped with knives and axes, and finally, he was thrown into the fire and burned...
This tells us a truth. Even God can't stand the behavior of putting beautiful women aside. If the great sage had not been already indestructible, he might have died long ago!