Chapter 411: Find the Reason in Yourself First

"Captain..." Sougo Toma was thinking wildly, while looking at Yamazaki who was smiling miserably, he regretted: "Zang, Boss Kondo, he is really unpredictable..."

"It's a gorilla after all!"

Yamazaki quit: "..."

Captain Sougo's words sometimes sound ridiculous, but they make sense somehow!

"Actually, after Ono and I found out about the incident between Boss Kondo and Miss A Miao, we were thinking about how to change Boss Kondo's mood..."

"Hey~!" Hearing this, Sougo Doma sighed: "Should I say that you are worrying blindly? That gorilla is not someone who will give up easily and become decadent."

"Captain, I already know this now, but the price paid is heavy." Yamazaki said with a dejected face.

"Actually, it's good to get used to it..." Sougo Toma comforted.

"No, I just don't understand why Boss Kondo asked me to propose playing wild ball boxing..."

Tujian Zongwu: (￢_￢)

He has repeatedly emphasized that humans should never try to figure out the thinking of gorillas, unless you become a gorilla yourself. Why don't these guys listen?

"Obviously all the accompanying girls have half-heartedly agreed!" A ferocious look appeared on Yamazaki's face, quite charming: "But just when a group of people were in full swing and extremely excited..."

Tujian Zongwu: (￢_￢)

If this was China, he would have to ask which JI.

"Recently, Boss Kondo suddenly said something. The drinking hall is like a battlefield. Women should stay aside for now! Now is the carnival time for men..."

Tujian Zongwu: (￢_￢)

He is truly worthy of being a gorilla. He offends both men and women in an instant. If a woman stays aside, other than a straight man, only gorillas can do that...

Things were just as Sougo Toma expected, and Yamazaki's face turned miserable again:

"Ape, after Mr. Kondo said these words, the scene became uncontrollable. The girls who were accompanying the host started to boo, like, 'Wow, what a manly gorilla!'" Even a gorilla is still a man. He's full of energy! "For such a masculine gorilla, his style of wild ball boxing must be different from others'..."

Tujian Zongwu: (￢_￢)

Why did the hostess call him a gorilla? Yamazaki, you actually missed this opportunity to complain. It seems that you can only be an ordinary Yamazaki.

"Under the cheers of the hostesses, the orangutan boss..."

Tujian Zongwu: (￢_￢)

Yamazaki, you see clearly what captain-level complaints are!

"Forget about those escort girls, why do you call yourself Boss Orangutan so naturally?"

Yamazaki: "..."

"Captain, didn't you start calling Mr. Kondo a gorilla?"

Tsuchima Sougo: ヾ(ゞ)

I was, was complained about by Yamazaki! Sure enough, he shouldn't be the one to make this noise. It's a pity that the new baby in this world is just a pair of glasses...

"Captain, don't worry about that. Just listen to what I have to say. Under the heckles, Boss Kondo started to drift away, and then my nightmare began!"

"for example?"

"For example, after others lose, they can take off whatever they want, but when Mr. Kondo loses, he has to take it off starting from the lower body. Even if others take off their glasses, it is considered punishment, but Mr. Kondo must at least take them off. For the same covering, such as socks, others only take off one piece at a time, but Mr. Kondo has to take them all off at once...

The key is, Boss Kondo agreed, agreed! After all, why did you agree? "Yamazaki retreated with a look of horror.

"Woo~! Actually, you can understand that this is the release of animals' nature. After all, clothes and other things are made by humans, and animals may not like to wear them..." Sougo Toma reluctantly helped Kondo Isao to excuse himself.

"Captain!" Yamazaki's expression changed from frightened to desperate: "Have you forgotten that the deputy captain said that if we do anything that damages the reputation of the Kondo group, Ono and I will be killed? "

"Don't worry, that guy Hijikata is just saying that he won't really kill you. Besides, you guys didn't do anything..." Sougo Tsuchima shook his index finger.

"Captain!" Yamazaki said with a sad smile on his helpless face: "The deputy captain is serious this time, I can feel it, and, captain, doesn't he think we didn't do anything? If nothing else, let's talk about the orangutans. , where is Boss Kondo? General Kondo was drinking and acting recklessly in public. I am already imagining how the deputy commander will deal with us. I just hope that the deputy commander will do it faster..."

"Hey!" Sougo Toma tilted his head: "Yamazaki, what nonsense are you talking about? Isn't General Kondo staying in the Kondo team properly? The one in here is just a talking gorilla."

Yamazaki retreat: ヾ（ゞ）

Captain Sougo, are you trying to eliminate Boss Kondo’s qualifications as a human being?

"This, this trick doesn't work anymore, captain..."

Before Yamazaki could finish his words, Sougo Toma said in a bewildering way:

"Don't worry, no one will doubt that the orangutan inside is not an orangutan, but a human. At most, it's better to think that the orangutan is the mascot raised by our general."

By calling a deer a horse, you can not only identify who is afraid of you, but also interfere with others.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that the situation Yamazaki encountered today had something to do with Sougo Doma, he wouldn't have bothered to make such a "reliable" suggestion.

"That..." Although the suggestion was "reliable", the sadness on Yamazaki's face did not diminish at all: "Because before Boss Kondo entered the room, Ono and I had not had time to contact the team members inside, so the identity of Boss Kondo It was already exposed when you went in.”

Tujian Zongwu: -_----

Say goodbye, there is no hope, wait until that Hijikata guy comes and kills you!

"Speaking of which, the gorilla leader was being teased by those girls. Could it be that the team members were just watching without saying anything?"

Yamazaki retreat: o（╥﹏╥）o

"Captain, I, we also want to talk, but before we had time to speak, Boss Kondo said, 'I once taught you that you must be gentle to women and children, and retaliate against women and children who speak evil words and do evil deeds. , is the shame of a warrior! 'I..."

Having said this, Yamazaki paused: "Captain, Boss Kondo has said so, what can we do? I am also desperate..."

Tujian Zongwu: -_----

It's really hard, Yamazaki, comfort him.

"There's nothing I can do about it. The owner of the orangutan hall is in estrus recently, so it's normal for him to treat members of the opposite sex preferentially..."

This preferential treatment was used in the wrong place, but it is quite similar to animal courtship. Sure enough, humans should not speculate on the thoughts of gorillas. It is no wonder that the orangutan owner became a perverted stalker after his courtship failed.

"Is it preferential treatment? No wonder the girls who were accompanying the host were moved after hearing this, and at the same time, they started cheering even more..."

"There's nothing I can do about it, others also have to make ends meet..." Sougo Toma shrugged and said, "Yamazaki, in fact, one of the reasons why the orangutan hall owner was heckled was also your mistake."

"My mistake?" Yamazaki pointed back at himself, looking slightly confused.