Chapter 415: Forced to Confirm Identity!
"Should, what value should it have?" For Yamazaki, it is extremely difficult to maintain the face of the Kondo group under the perverted behavior of the orangutan, the boss of Kondo. How can he also let the boss of Kondo show his own value? It's possible! ?
"That's right!" Sougo Toma said confidently: "Yamazaki, now you are pretending to be angry and saying: 'What did you do? This is unique in the world...' and then pretend to let people know about the orangutan. Boss, take me to a place where no one is around."
Yamazaki didn't know why, but he still obeyed Sougo Tsuchima's instructions.
Seeing Sougo Doma being taken away, and a group of members of the Kondo team surrounding Isao Kondo, the members of the [Oolong Tea Research Club] panicked again. This time, even the general was kicked away. It was definitely over.
Teacher Song Qi also has no interest in extracurricular tutoring...
Takuya Fujigami murmured even more: "It's all my fault. If I hadn't met Master Sougo, if I hadn't dragged Master Sougo in all the time, if I had reminded Master Sougo earlier..."
at the same time.
Yamazaki Tai had already brought Sougo Doma into the restroom that was currently unused.
In this regard, Sougo Doma expressed his secretly: "Yamazaki, are you a fan of bathrooms?"
"Captain Sougo, what are you talking about? Who has a fanatical hobby for the bathroom..."
"Eh? Isn't that right? You see, it was because you went to the bathroom that you met the bastard Hijikata and the others. And because of the bathroom, you were told by the bastard Hijikata to take good care of the gorilla owner. Then, I asked you to find a place where there are no people around. Your choice is still the bathroom..."
"Captain..." Yamazaki said with an ugly expression, "This is just a coincidence!"
"Is it a coincidence? I see..." Regarding Yamazaki's rebuttal, Sougo Doma seemed to agree: "However, Yamazaki, you really have a lot of indissoluble bonds with the bathroom. Could it be that you are the legendary bathroom?" God?"
"What kind of priesthood is that?"
"That's the toilet god!" Sougo Toma took a few steps back.
In this country that claims to have eight million gods, there is indeed a toilet god who is in charge of the grain. Although he is a kind god, no one wants to get close to this god because he is covered in filth.
"Captain, it's obviously you who is talking nonsense, why can you still act like it's true!"
"Yamazaki, I am not talking nonsense, but I am well-founded..." Sougo Toma took a few steps back again: "For example, you are all considered to be a righteous and orderly party..."
"Captain, how can there be any justice and order among the Yakuza members?" Yamazaki said with a look of shame.
"In the face of the booing of a group of students, you still stick to your inner justice and would rather give up your unnecessary dignity than use force without authorization. You are no different from a righteous and orderly idiot..."
"Captain, that's because..." Yamazaki wanted to retort.
"There are not so many reasons..." Sougo Tsuchima interrupted: "That is a decision you made yourself."
Yamazaki quit: "..."
"Captain, I'm just an idiot..."
"Very good, Yamazaki, the attributes overlap. Next, you will be covered in filth..."
"I take a shower every day!" Yamazaki refused.
"The dirt I'm talking about is the dirt after being stained with blood. Yamazaki, are you sure you've washed it off?" Sougo Toma tilted his head.
"..."
"You see, the attributes overlap again, and the next step is that there is an indissoluble bond with the bathroom..."
Yamazaki retreat: -_----
"I told you, it's just a coincidence, just a coincidence!"
"And the most important thing..." Sougo Toma ignored Yamazaki's protest and said, "You are all perverted enough!"
Yamazaki quit: "..."
"How on earth do you manage to use the most sensational tone and say the most unlimited behavior? The members of Kondo's team obeyed the order and all took off their pants..." Sougo Toma covered his forehead with one hand.
"Captain, what can I do? I'm desperate too! If the deputy captain knows that Boss Kondo is exposed in public, we will all be ordered to commit seppuku!" Yamazaki was about to cry without tears.
"No, all of you members will be cut off if you expose yourself in public..." Sougo Toma had a black line on his head.
Yamazaki shook his head wildly: "Captain, if we are exposed, as long as Boss Kondo is willing to intercede, we still have a glimmer of hope. If Boss Kondo is exposed, we will be dead!"
"Yamazaki, do you look down on yourself and your team members?"
"team leader……"
"Besides, I think the bastard Hijikata is used to the perverted behavior of the Orangutan Hall Master. Moreover, this is not the first time that the Orangutan Hall Master has done this kind of thing." Sougo Doma pinched his chin and said.
Yamazaki:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
Did he hear something he shouldn't have?
"Well, for the orangutan owner, this kind of thing is just a sign of returning to nature. After all, he is an orangutan..." Sougo Doma added again.
"Captain, I always feel that you are quietly expelling Boss Kondo..." Yamazaki seemed to have seen through everything.
"Yamazaki, you are talking nonsense again. Isn't the owner of the orangutan museum an orangutan? Where did he get his human status?"
Yamazaki:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
Don’t you even want to cover it up?
"Yamazaki, you know why I just said that you will let the orangutan owner bring out his best, right?"
When it came time to get down to business, Yamazaki quickly pricked up his ears.
"Because the owner of the orangutan museum is the only orangutan in the world that can talk. It was the prey that the Kondo group snatched from other organizations after many twists and turns. Even the naming rights are still in the hands of the Kondo group. It’s a trophy for the Kondo team to show off their strength!”
Yamazaki retreat: -_----
Captain, you have indeed fired Boss Kondo from your job! Who would believe this nonsense? Moreover, after this incident...
"Captain, why do I feel like you are always looking for reasons for the deputy captain to kill me?"
"Don't worry, Yamazaki, the bastard Hijikata will understand. After all, this is the only way to maintain the dignity of the Kondo group without hurting other people!"
"Captain, this is too far-fetched. Talking about orangutans is just nonsense..." Yamazaki retreated with an expression on his face, "Although I haven't read much, you can't fool me."
"Tsk..." Sougo Toma shook his index finger again, and then took out a video player from behind his back.
It was playing a clip of the Animal Protection Association, the Saotome Research Institute and the police officers competing for Isao Kondo. After Sougo Doma edited it, a battle of words began for the talking orangutan in the police station.
In the video, Isao Kondo's face is full of horror, and he is trembling every time the Saotome Research Institute mentions talking orangutans.
Like a small animal that has suffered trauma.
And when the Animal Protection Association spoke to the people at the police station, Isao Kondo looked relieved...
After watching a video, the identity of the talking orangutan is basically confirmed, the kind that even the prophets cannot reveal!