Chapter 419: Never Flinch in the Face of Illusion!

"Yamazaki, guys who are too arrogant often don't live long..."

"Captain, you are the last person to say such a thing!"

"Well..." Sougo Toma smiled and waved his hand: "I have always adhered to the principle of keeping a low profile. Are you right, Master of the Orangutan Hall?"

As he spoke, he turned his gaze to the corner where Kondo Isao was.

"Indeed, this guy Sougo may seem arrogant when it comes to things, but in terms of life, he is really very low-key." Kondo Isao, who had passed out in the corner, also sat up cross-legged.

Yamazaki retreat: ヾ（ゞ）

It’s over, it’s over!

"Ahem, ahem, Boss Kondo, when did you wake up?"

"When you were 'drunk', I had already woken up." Kondo Isao twisted his aching arm, pointed at his collar and said: "Hey Duo, may I ask, what is this? Can anyone give it to me?" Can I explain?"

Yamazaki lowered his head and glanced at Sougo Doma: (￢_￢)

"Master of the Orangutan Hall, this is actually an accessory that I personally gave you. It looks like it matches you very well..."

Yamazaki retreat: ヾ（ゞ）

Captain, he really dares to tell lies with his eyes open. How could Boss Kondo accept such an excuse...

"Sougo," Kondo Isao, who was sitting cross-legged, folded his hands and said with a serious face, "You..."

Yamazaki retreat: →_→

Boss Kondo seemed angry, so I said it was impossible for him to accept such an excuse!

"Are you finally willing to treat me like you did to Fourteen? Will you also give me gifts in private? That guy Fourteen will receive blessing gifts from you from time to time, like a [TFQS] cake, [ TFQS】Motorcycle..." Isao Kondo burst into tears of excitement.

Yamazaki:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ

Damn it, Boss Kondo believes it! Has the intelligence degenerated into that of a gorilla? Captain, you are so ruthless, you can even fool a gorilla.

"Ugh..." While Yamazaki was in shock, Sougo Doma had already walked to the corner where Kondo Isao was, squatted down and said: "Actually, I have also considered giving gifts to the orangutan owner, but the pet store is full of them. There are some toys for cats and puppies, and the Dojian family has no plans to enter the pet industry. It is not an ordinary difficulty to buy gifts suitable for gorillas..."

Yamazaki retreat: -_----

Team, captain, you, did you say it? Did you call Mr. Kondo a gorilla in front of him? This malice will make Mr. Kondo cry, he will really cry, the kind of crying that is hard for anyone to do!

"Hahaha, Sougo, you really love to joke, I am a human, human..." Contrary to Yamazaki's guess, Isao Kondo laughed twice, then patted Sougo Doma on the shoulder and explained seriously.

Yamazaki retreat: (⊙⊙)

Boss Kondo, Captain Sougo, how on earth does it look like he is joking? This, isn't this self-deception after the collapse?

"Chief Orangutan, stop deceiving yourself. No matter how much you pretend to be human, you still can't deceive our many pairs of eyes that can see the truth clearly. You are actually an orangutan who can only talk, right?"

Yamazaki:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ

Captain, how far do you want to go to stimulate Boss Kondo? ?

Isao Kondo: "..."

Oh, I don't think this guy is serious, ha, ha, ha...

How can it be!

etc……

Fourteen seems to have said that Sougo seems to particularly admire orangutans, and even once thought that the world was created by an orangutan named Sorachi. Sougo is so serious now, doesn't it mean that Kondo Isao's status is very important to Sougo. high?

By the way, this guy Sougo has always called him the master of the gorilla hall. In fact, that is Sougo's unique way of showing his kindness, right? Isao Kondo was such an idiot in the past. He actually ignored Sougo's overtures to him so many times. No wonder Sougo sent so many gifts to Fourteen, but he only sent him some bananas...

It’s okay if I didn’t know before. Now, Kondo Isao has understood Sougo’s thoughts. Therefore, he can’t ignore Sougo’s overtures like he did in the past. Sougo, let Kondo Isao respond to you!

"No, I didn't expect you to discover the secret that I am actually an orangutan after I hid it so deeply. Sougo, you are truly worthy of me!"

Yamazaki:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ

What kind of weird development is this? Boss gorilla, have you given up on yourself?

Tujian Zongwu: (⊙⊙)

Kondo, bah, is the owner of the orangutan hall stupid? He just wanted to strike first and use it~! How could a human being tear off his crotch cloth in public as an excuse to explain why he put a pet collar on the orangutan owner...

But what the hell is it that he admits directly that he is an orangutan? For a moment, Sougo Toma had the illusion that he was speechless. He opened his mouth:

"..."

In the end, I chose silence.

"Since you have discovered it, I won't hide it anymore. Sougo, I am the gorilla you most admire and love. Come on, come into my arms..." Looking at the silent man Sougo Toma and Isao Kondo decided to take the initiative.

"boom!"

Before Isao Kondo could finish his words, Sougo Doma kicked him against the wall again.

"Is this guy an idiot? Who would admire or like a gorilla!" Looking at Isao Kondo sliding slowly down the wall, Sougo Doma quickly rubbed his swollen temples.

Now it seems that Yamazaki seems to have grown up, but the orangutan boss is getting more and more degraded...

Yamazaki:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ

who I am? where am I? what happened?

I don't know why, but I fell into three philosophical questions.

who I am? Is it the captain Yamazaki who was elected by everyone from the bottom of their hearts? No, no, I am Yamazaki, the big ghost whom everyone recommended to take the blame!

where am I? Is this heaven or hell? Everything that just happened was definitely that he had escaped into an illusion and was no longer in the world...

what happened?

Captain Sougo maliciously identified Boss Kondo as an orangutan. Although this was not the first time Captain Sougo had done this, this time it was different! This time, Boss Kondo admitted that he is just a gorilla...

This place is definitely not the human world. Everything that just happened is all an illusion. It cannot scare him Yamazaki. It is absolutely impossible to scare him Yamazaki...

No matter what happens, it's all an illusion!

For example, when Boss Kondo was sober, he was kicked out by Sougo. For example, what Boss Kondo said - Captain Sougo admired and liked the gorilla the most!

This is all an illusion!

Don't try to knock him down. He must have been drunk just now. It's hard for him to think that he is still sober. It seems that he, Yamazaki, is overthinking...

Sorry, team members, Captain Yamazaki thought he could stay awake enough to take care of you, but in the end, he was still drunk.

Such Captain Yamazaki is really incompetent. No wonder the team members elected him to take the blame. Such Yamasaki, such Yamasaki...

at the same time.

"Yamazaki, forget what just happened, and don't think about it..." Just after lamenting Yamazaki's growth and the degradation of the orangutan hall owner, Sougo Doma saw Yamazaki thinking about something alone. He seemed to have thought of something. What? He immediately stopped him.

There is nothing we can do about it. As the saying goes, if a fool thinks about it, someone will suffer!