Chapter 372 Assassination From Ninja? (Additional Update From the Helmsman)
Women are very strange creatures. For the sake of their so-called image, they can only wear a pair of stockings in cold weather...
Sougo Doma deeply agrees with this, even though his own good-for-nothing once said: "Onii-chan, many stockings come with built-in heating! If you don't believe it, try it yourself..."
Before he finished speaking, the useless person was hit on the head with a "dong". Wasn't this just to trick him into dressing up as a woman? There is no way Sougo Tsuchima would be fooled! I guess so……
Ahem, one conclusion can be drawn from the above facts. Sougo Doma actually thinks that he understands the mood of women in order to maintain their image.
But facing Kasumigaoka Shiha who is greedy for his body, Sougo Toma multiplies the attributes of a straight man by ten, and raises which spout cannon to the full level. All of this, as long as it can reduce the favorability...
"I remember that the first time Teacher Kasumigaoka's stomach growled was a minute ago, right? It was less than half a minute between the second growl..." Faced with Kasumigaoka Shiha's dangerous eyes, Sougo Doma Give full play to your own death-defying spirit.
"Sougo-kun, please remember that your stomach growling is an illusion!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu began to narrow his eyes.
"If it was my hallucination, how could Teacher Kasumi Shiko know the content of the hallucination so clearly?"
"Did I say that Sougo-kun was hallucinating because Sougo-kun kept mentioning something about his stomach growling?" Kasumigaoka Shiu began to pretend to be stupid, and took the initiative to approach Sougo Tsuchima.
Facing Kasumigaoka Shiu who approached him, Sougo Tsuchima felt a little helpless. Ever since this guy coveted his body, he had paid less and less attention to him. He looked so similar to Sougo Tsuchima. A good person?
If Kasumigaoka hadn't had a good relationship with Xiaomi, he would have put this rude guy in all sorts of different ways! Now...
Sougo Toma took half a step back, but still refused to admit defeat and said: "How hungry do I have to be before I hallucinate..."
"Sougo-kun, people's physiques are different. Some people don't care how long they are hungry..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said while narrowing her eyes and approaching forward.
But just in the middle of her words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was suddenly stunned. What did she just see? Not far behind Sougo-kun, a man dressed as a ninja was running quickly between tall buildings!
Forbearance, ninja! ?
She, she was really hungry and hallucinating, right? Let’s not talk about whether ninja is a deceptive profession. Let’s talk about where do ninjas come from in this era? ?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu wanted to rub her eyes and take a closer look...
However, the figure that looked like a ninja moved so fast that Kasumigaoka Shiu was just stunned. The ninja was almost approaching her and Sougo Doma.
She wanted to ask now, what should she do if she suddenly saw a ninja on the rooftop? Waiting online, it’s very urgent!
Or, just pretend that ninja doesn't exist? That mysterious creature will disappear soon...
Whoosh~!
Kasumigaoka Shiu was just about to deceive herself when she saw the ninja suddenly shoot a kunai at the back of Sougo Doma's head...
Bitter, kunai! ?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: ヾ(ゞ)
Why, why did that ninja attack Sougo-kun?
She was a little confused, but the speeding kunai didn't give her much time to think. Kasumigaoka Shiyu only knew that if she didn't do something, Sougo Doma would be shot through the back of the head by a kunai.
Subconsciously, she had put her hands on Sougo Toma's shoulders.
Faced with Kasumigaoka Shiu's sudden movement of putting her hands on her shoulders, Souma Tsuchima said: ヾ (ゞ)
This Kasumigaoka just keeps talking, and what does he want to do when he suddenly puts his arm around her? This guy doesn't really think that he has Xiaomi as his backing, so he, Sougo Tsuchima, doesn't dare to touch her! ?
Before Sougo Tsuchima could express his position, Kasumigaoka Shiyu attacked his pure lips again.
Tujian Zongwu: (⊙⊙)
What's wrong with girls nowadays? As a boy, he had paid great attention to protecting his own safety. Why, why was he still brutally murdered? Xiaomi, Onii-chan really protected herself. This can only be blamed on the enemy being too unreasonable!
At the same time that their lips met, Kasumigaoka Shiu quickly changed her position with Sougo Doma. She seemed to be blocking the kunai with herself...
"Sougo-kun, I seem to like you more than I..." I imagined!
"Boom!" Only halfway through his words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's vision suddenly went dark. Sougo Toma made a sword with one hand and knocked Kasumigaoka unconscious.
Looking at the oncoming kunai, Souma realized: # ^_^
He really wants to hit someone now! ! !
Especially when the plastic kunai was stuck to his forehead, Sougo Doma once again showed an unusually kind smile.
"Brother Hattori Zenzo, does your order of takeout come with a plastic kunai?"
"If you look carefully, you will find that there are actually takeaway receipts hidden in the plastic kunai..." Hattori Zenzo, whose bangs on his forehead had covered his eyes, said lazily while rubbing his head with one hand.
"Whose receipts would be hidden in this kind of plastic kunai!?" Sougo Toma stepped forward and asked.
"Then whose takeaway will be delivered directly to the school rooftop?" Hattori Chunzou showed no sign of weakness.
Sougo Toma touched his chin and thought for a while, "Can your family give..."
"So, do you have any other objections to the fact that my takeaway receipts are hidden in plastic kunai?" Hattori Zenzo stepped forward.
"Ugh..." Although Sougo Doma wanted to hit someone now, when faced with Hattori Zenzo's question, he could only answer truthfully: "Okay, I have no objection at all..."
There is only one restaurant in Tokyo that uses ninjas to deliver food, and the plastic kunai can only be said to be the specialty of this store.
"If you have no objection, just sign and place the order, Chenge, 3,750 yen..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
I had to accept the takeaway I ordered with tears in my eyes.
"I persuaded the Ministry... How can we say that the customer is the king in the service industry? It's thanks to me that I can clearly see that kunai is made of plastic. Most people order takeout, but they are scared to death by you? No, give me change. Bar……"
"This store is in the business of repeat customers. What if the customer is God? Excuse me, how much is God's head worth?" Hattori Chunzou rummaged around for change while whispering: "Although you are offering a reward on the black market online I have been rejected by all members of Shuangshu, but judging from your performance today, I feel a little itchy..."
"What, while delivering food, you also want to do a guest job?" Sougo Toma smiled unabated on his face.
"It's actually not bad to teach the guy who slacked off a lesson." Hattori Zenzo twisted his wrist: "By the way, it can also make you tell the truth, where did you learn the Hattori family's secret technique..."
"Slouch?"
"All these guys have been approached by me without even realizing it," Hattori Chunzou nodded and found a place to put the pizza in his hand before continuing: "Compared to before, they are really slacking off a lot..."
As soon as he put the pizza away, Hattori Hanzo lowered his figure and rushed towards Sougo Doma.
Although ninjas are representatives of assassination, their fighting skills with real swords and guns are not inferior at all!