Chapter 373 Dogs and Cats Are Different Species

"Tsk, tsk..." Facing the sudden attack of Hattori Zenzo, Sougo Doma turned around to avoid his attack and joked: "I didn't expect that ordering takeout also comes with a ninja attack. The characteristics of your store are really getting better and better. The more tricks you have, by the way, Hattori, you make too many little moves around behind you to hit with elbows..."

"Tch, was it dodged?" After being dodged by the elbow attack, Hattori Chunzou quickly retreated and muttered in a low voice: "It seems that he is starting to slack off, but if he doesn't show his determination to fight to the death... …”

Before he finished speaking, Hijikata Sougo came over as if he was being bullied: "If you don't even have the determination to fight to the death, then why do you come to get the bounty? Hattori? How about trying this trick? Hijikata is going to die. Cannon punch!”

Before the fist came, Hattori Zenzo already felt the wind of the fist blowing on his face. The punch was powerful and heavy, as fast as lightning, like a cannonball that had just come out of the barrel.

"Well~!" Hattori Zenzo's expression changed even more. Fortunately, he reacted well. While running quickly, he suddenly used his strength to the left, turned his body to the right, and avoided the punch: "I really don't dare to do this punch. Come on forcefully, it should be said that he is indeed a monster. Even if he seems to be slacking off, there is still a hopeless gap when he starts to attack..."

"Ugh..." Sougo Toma also kindly reminded him while chasing the opponent: "The main reason is that you, a ninja, don't do sneak attacks and assassinations properly, but instead come to me to fight in close combat. Do you think you are Naruto?" ah……"

"boom!"

Before he finished speaking, Hattori Chunzou threw a smoke bomb directly on the ground and hid it under the cover of the smoke: "Don't underestimate Naruto, do you know how hard Naruto works? Although now It seems that he lacks talent, but I believe that as the plot develops, Naruto will definitely become a great ninja..."

"Are you hiding?" Looking at the rooftop that was empty except for Kasumigaoka Shiu who was unconscious on the chair, Sougo Doma looked around and said, "Nonsense, Naruto is a hot-blooded man. The protagonist, it seems that his talent is not good now, it’s just that the plug-ins haven’t arrived yet…”

"That's enough, don't use your cheat theory to evaluate Naruto. Naruto is one of the rare hard-working people..." Hattori Chunzou's voice came from all directions.

Just in the middle of speaking, Sougo Doma interrupted: "Hattori, I have found you..."

"What!?" Hattori Chunzou was shocked when he heard this: "Did you just deliberately lure me into talking so that you could figure out where I am? You are so cunning!"

"Not at all..." Sougo Toma waved his hand, pointed to a wall with a bald eagle background and said: "Why the hell do you think our school has the hip-hop culture of bald eagles!"

Hattori Zenzo: "..."

Silence, silence, silence is the private Toyosaki rooftop at this time.

For a long time,

A breeze blew by.

Hattori Zenzo walked out of the invisibility board (probably) and looked at the hip-hop pictures of bald eagles on the board. He finally couldn't help but cover his forehead and said:

"Damn, it seems I was really drunk yesterday, now I'm embarrassed..."

"Who the hell is slacking off!?" Toma said, complaining about the machine, Sougo realized.

"Speaking of which, give me a chance. I'll give you an extra fifty bucks later. How about just pretending this never happened?" Hattori Zenzo suggested.

"I'm giving you a chance. Who the hell gave me a chance?" Sougo Toma stepped forward with a kind face: "How about I give you an extra three hundred yuan, and you just stand there and don't move, and let me beat you up." How about Dun?"

"You lazy guy, I only gave you three hundred yuan more. Do you think you can defeat me?" As a ninja, his vigilance once again made Hattori Chunzou distance himself from Sougo Doma.

"That's right, I think I've got you!" Sougo Toma nodded nonchalantly.

Hattori Zenzo: "..."

Bastard, you will die if you give me face! ?

"Don't forget, ninja is a profession that cannot be measured by common sense."

"That's why you even wanted to offer a bounty to your uncle? Although I never thought about being your uncle or anything like that..." Sougo Tsuchima stepped forward again.

"Asshole, who recognized you as my uncle? I didn't believe a word of what you said back then, that you learned the Hattori family's secret skills while playing hide-and-seek with my old man. How could it be possible..." Before Sougo Toma could finish speaking, Hattori Chunzou covered his ears with his hands and said.

"But in fact, I learned the so-called Hattori family's secret skills while playing hide-and-seek with a hateful old man. Then, the old man insisted on recognizing me as his junior brother. What can I do? I am also desperate... "Tsuchima Sougo interrupted with a shrug.

"Stop joking, and at the time you mentioned, the old man was already lying in the coffin at the funeral!"

"Ugh..." Sougo Toma thought after thinking: "This is probably why ninjas are said to play cards that don't follow common sense."

"You should have some tolerance for not playing by the rules, right? Tell me, how can you play hide and seek with you while lying in the coffin? Do you want to say that you met an old man? Ah Piao..."

"Ugh..." Sougo Toma pinched his chin and said, "It's not necessarily Ah Piao. Besides, are you sure that the bastard old man lying in the coffin is really that bastard old man? Maybe he's just a scapegoat pushed by the bastard old man. He himself has long been I don’t know where to go to be cool..."

"Nonsense, I checked it a long time ago. There is no human skin mask, and there is no..." Hattori Chunzou said disdainfully.

"Ahem..." Before he could finish his words, Sougo Toma almost spat out a mouthful of saliva. He managed to suppress it, but still coughed twice: "Is this the test you were talking about?"

"Otherwise!?" Hattori Zenzo was puzzled.

"Have you done a DNA comparison check?"

Hattori Zenzo: "..."

"What about iris comparison and fingerprint comparison?"

Hattori Zenzo: "..."

Sougo Toma covered his forehead: "You haven't even done any of these tests. Are you really sure that the hateful old man is in the coffin? Don't you know that ninja is the profession that cannot be measured according to common sense?"

"That's enough, why do I have to do those tests on my dead old man?"

"That's why you are still not sure whether that hateful old man is really dead, and I, who holds the most secret order of the two trees, can be regarded as your uncle in every sense. You should be lucky. The thing is, I have no interest in this kind of small organization...

Moreover, I seriously suspect that the hateful old man was flirting with me at that time, and his purpose was to get the Shuangshu to have a relationship with the Doma family. Fortunately, Hattori, you led most of the members to decline the invitation of the Doma family. , I only found out after investigating later that it was just the small shabby organization called Shuangshu, and there was nothing else. There were so many traitors...

This is just like in the comics, laying the groundwork for the plot of the traitor coming back for revenge. It’s really a headache to think about. "Tsuchima Sougo said while rubbing his temples.

"Asshole, comics are comics, reality is reality. In reality, no traitor dares to come back for revenge! Moreover, he will not have anything to do with the Doma family..." Hattori Zenzo looked indifferent:

"Those who accept captivity are samurai. If samurai are loyal dogs, then ninjas are unrestrained cats!"