Chapter 230 Legal Income
What the hell is Sougo Douma doing?
Tokyo, Doma House.
"Onii-chan, Kuole..." Tuanzi called out while playing the game.
"I got it." Tujian Zong realized and Kuole handed it over.
"Onii-chan, potato chips..." Hamster Buried continued to call.
"I got it." Souma Toma said, handing over the potato chips.
"Onii-chan, shredded squid..." Hamster Buri called again.
"I got it." Soujima Toma said, handing over the shredded squid.
…
etc!
Sougo Toma realized a serious problem - why he was too lazy to get things like Dorenkuole snacks at home!
She can't go on like this, otherwise, she will really become a complete loser!
He had to have a good talk with her, otherwise, this good-for-nothing's ability to take care of himself would be reduced to zero!
"Ahem!" Sougo Toma coughed twice, as if to attract Hamster Buri's attention.
"Onii-chan, if you have a cold, take medicine. If Onii-chan gets sick, Xiaomi will be very troubled..." Hamster Mi said while playing with WILU.
Although her attitude was not very good, Sougo Doma could hear her concern from her words. After all, it would bother him even if he was sick!
"If Onii-chan is ill in bed, Xiaomi can't let Onii-chan deliver Kuole snacks. He has to do it himself. It's so troublesome!"
Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^
Okay, he takes back what he just said, he is just a tool who doesn't need emotions...that's weird! He needs to correct this guy. Even if he is a loser, he can't be so lazy!
"Xiao Mi, listen, I've wanted to say these things for a long time. Don't you think there's a problem with your current lifestyle?" First of all, you have to make yourself aware of the problem!
"Sir, there is no problem at all~" Hamster Bury was still lying down and playing the game.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Well, he shouldn't have expected this good-for-nothing to figure it out in the first place.
"Xiao Mian, you can get snacks like Kuole and potato chips by yourself, don't just use your mouth."
"Oh!" Tuanzimian agreed readily and seemed to have listened. After all, it was just a simple opinion.
"Onii-chan, help Xiaomi open the Kuole and tear open the packaging of the potato chips."
Didn't listen at all! Moreover, it is even more excessive.
Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^
"Xiao Mi, do you want Onii-chan to feed the potato chips into your mouth one by one?"
"Can you? Thank you very much!" said Hamster Buri, who was saltier than salted fish.
"Bang!" Sougo Toma patted the table.
Hamster Mi's hand shook, and the character controlled in the game died: "Onii-chan, what are you doing? Xiao Mi finally broke his own record..."
"I'm so stupid. I've never heard of that sentence, telling me to do my own thing? Are you too lazy now..." Sougo Toma, in training mode.
"But, isn't this what Onii-chan usually does?" Hamster Buried was a little confused.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Eh? Have it? Wow, I thought to myself, there is nothing wrong anyway, so he is really stupid to just help me pass it!
"Xiao Mi, this can't go on like this. Think about it, you have already bought things like Kuole potato chips at home, and you don't even go get them yourself. What if Onii-chan gets sick one day?" Toma General enlightenment, convincing people with reason.
"But, Xiao Burian is very busy!" Hamster Burian also argued with reason.
"Then what are you busy with?" Sougo Toma's smile became stronger and stronger, and even the word # on his forehead kept popping up.
"This Friday is the record and statistics day of "Battle of the Lost Cats". Xiaomi feels that the record this time needs to be a little higher in order to be very sure of winning the first place. Onii-chan, the first place is genuine. I’ll give you a doll from the embarrassing cat!”
Awkward cat? doll?
Sougo Toma thought about what that thing was. It was a unique product of this parallel world. It was a comic cat protagonist with a length of more than 1.7 meters. There was always a sad look on his face. To be honest, Sougo Toma still couldn't understand this cartoon. Why is the work so popular? However, after being animated by others, not only the theatrical version was released, but also the game version was released.
This is probably the wonderful thing about this world, because many people say that Jiong Cat is very cute, but how cute is it?
Now, after learning that the cute cat had become an excuse to become lazy, he couldn't accept it even more! Destroy it!
"Furthermore, Onii-chan, the price of this genuine embarrassing cat doll is as high as 50,000 yen. Xiaomi's hard work to set the record is also to save Onii-chan some money. Who is it that Onii-chan and I don't have much money now!" "
Looking at the hamster buried in a very capable manner, Soujian Souma realized: "..."
50,000 yen, if you hadn’t received Yukinoshita’s “salary” of 10 million yen, it would be quite a lot!
"Xiao Mi, I'd better give you pocket money first." Let Xiao Mi have a clear understanding first.
"Didn't I just give it to you?" Hamster Bury was a little confused.
"It's too pitiful for a girl to only have 50,000 yen a month as pocket money, so..." Sougo Toma took out the 1 million yen he had just withdrawn from the bank from behind his back and divided half of it over.
Hamster Buried was not overjoyed, but instead took a few steps back: "Oh, Onii-chan finally couldn't help but embark on the road of crime? Go and surrender, Onii-chan, you must get the chance to reduce your sentence, rob a bank or something? of……"
Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^
What on earth is this dumpling thinking about?
"Xiao Mi, don't add drama to me yourself. Does Oni-chan look like a guy who knows how to rob a bank? If it's a bank robbery..."
Tuanzi nodded: "Did Onii-chan admit it?"
"No, I just said what if..."
"But what if it's not the same as the result? It's usually like this on TV. Two people are chatting, and one of them suddenly says, if you have a friend... In fact, he is talking about himself!" The hamster buried his face in my face. An expression that everyone understands.
"Xiao Mi, that's just a FLAG from the TV series. Besides, why did you only rob a small amount of the bank and didn't broadcast it on the TV news?" Sougo Toma said, covering his forehead.
"So what is this money?" Hamster Buried asked curiously.
"Actually, Onii-chan, I met a family that was taken advantage of..." Sougo Toma pointed at the ceiling.
Tuanzi buried: "..."
This is more like a crime!
"Fraud, fraud!?" A horrified face.
"Ahem..." Sougo Toma coughed twice: "Xiao Mi, can't you think about the good things?"
"Blackmail?" He said calmly.
"It's business consulting! Business consulting, after all, I used to work at the Dojian Group headquarters!"
"So, so..." After being stunned for a long time, Hamster Buried covered his mouth and said, "This, are these legal incomes?"
"It's 100% legal. Even the taxes are paid on your behalf!" Sougo Toma affirmed.
"Wow, haha, you don't have to work so hard to refresh your records. Onii-chan, you can still do it if you want to!" Tuanzi gestured with his thumb, and then put the money away with golden eyes.
After this.
She started her gaming journey again.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Did this guy forget something?