Chapter 255: Daily Life About Peace (1)

"Onii-chan! If you are distracted while playing games, you will die quickly..." After looking at the game character who suddenly died, the hamster pouted.

"Xiao Mi, I was scared by you just now. What did you say about the offline party?" Sougo Toma held the handle a little too hard, and the handle, which seemed to be of good quality, had some cracks.

"Onii-chan, offline gatherings are normal in this era, okay? Everyone in the guild is free this weekend..." Hamster tilted his head and said.

"But Xiaomi, haven't you heard that sentence? Across the screen, it's hard for you to think whether the person chatting with you is a human or a dog..." Netizen Ben found that this kind of FLAG must be eliminated.

"Hey, have dogs evolved to be able to surf the Internet? Can they shop online?" Hamster Buried: (☆▽☆)

"No, this is just a metaphor. It's a metaphor. People on the Internet will be very different when they appear in reality. Some people look very wealthy on the Internet, but maybe in reality they eat instant noodles every day. Some people look very heroic on the Internet, but maybe they are just a bitch in reality...

do you understand? Therefore, it is difficult to identify whether those people online are good or bad people! "

"Onii-chan, there aren't that many bad guys anymore! Besides, the party is still in the daytime, and Xiaomi is not an idiot. If there are bad guys, Xiaomi can just leave." Hamster buried his face with disdain.

"But, aren't you afraid that your identity will be exposed? You insist on having the character of a eldest lady, Xiaomi..." Sougo Tsuchima tried to dispel his idea of ​​having more than one person from another aspect.

"Hmph, hum, hum, Xiao Buri has special costumes for U, M, and R transformations. As long as he disguises himself well, no one can discover Xiao Buri's identity." Hamster Buri folded his hands with a proud look on his face. Then, she dragged her chin and said: "What's more, everyone in the guild must be far apart. Apart from this kind of offline gathering, it is impossible to meet in reality."

"Since it is impossible to meet in real life, what is the point of this kind of offline gathering?"

"Probably to see who everyone in the guild is like. Of course, it's not so absolute. If there is a guy with a good personality, we can become friends in real life..." Hamster Buried explained.

"Crack!"

The handle in Sougo Doma's hand shattered. Yes, that's why he didn't want this dumpling to go to any party. What if the guy with a good personality was a boy? What if the boy suddenly seeks death and falls in love with Xiao Mi? Xiaomi is so naive and simple, what if he is not immune to those sweet words...

"Um, Onii-chan doesn't want Xiaomi to attend the offline party?" Hamstermi asked doubtfully, looking at the slightly broken handle.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Yes, I don’t want to, I really don’t want to, but what reason should I find?

"If Onii-chan doesn't like it, Xiaomi will refuse it... Wow, I'm obviously still looking forward to it." Hamster Buri pouted again.

"No, not at all. Since Xiaomi is looking forward to it, he should be well prepared. How could Onii-chan prevent Xiaomi from making friends." Looking at the pouty hamster Mi, Sougo Doma unconsciously stretched out his hand and rubbed it. Her head said, forget it, he will just pay attention when the time comes. The most important thing is that this dumpling is happy.

"Onii-chan, controller..." The hamster pointed at the broken game controller.

"Fake and shoddy products, the quality of these electronic products has been getting worse and worse recently!" Toma, that's it, Sougo!

"What I want to say is that if the handle is broken, you can't connect online, you idiot Onii-chan!" Hamster said.

Souma Sougo:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ

Okay, that seems to be the case! No, he has just become interested in this "Lone Wolf" game. Why would God be so cruel to him? This controller manufacturer should go bankrupt!

"Xiao Mi, let's discuss it. How about letting Oni-chan go through the game alone today? Xiao Mi can watch the plot next to him!"

Hamster buried: (￢_￢)

"Onii-chan, not only do you want to deprive Xiaomi of his right to play games, but you also want to spoil Xiaomi, you are simply a devil!"

Tujian Zongwu: (⊙⊙)

"The devil or something, that's too serious. I just want you to see what happens later."

Hamster buried: (￣ー￣)

"Then why isn't Xiaomi coming to clear the level, and Onii-chan is standing by to see what's going on behind the scenes?"

Sougo Doma shook his index finger and said, "Because Oni-chan's skills are better than Mi-chan, if I were watching from the side, I would have the urge to grab the controller."

Hamster buried: (⊙⊙)

"Onii-chan, you still want to snatch Xiaomi's controller. You can't just describe it as a devil. You are a devil! Xiaomi, a brave man, will not let the devil's tricks succeed. He is here and the controller is there, and he will defend the sovereignty of the game to the death. !”

As soon as he finished speaking, the game controller in Hamster Buri's hand fell into Sougo Doma's hands at some point.

"You're talking too much, Xiaomi!"

Hamster buried:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ

"Onii-chan, you actually made it this far. Damn it, Xiaomi will never admit defeat. Onii-chan, just wait, Xiaomi's brave face-hugging attack!"

Looking at the hamster Buri who suddenly jumped in the face, Sougo Doma twisted his body slightly and dodged the attack: "Little Bury, this kind of trick can only be used when Onii-chan is not prepared. Now, Hum!"

The hamster failed to perform the face dance and unexpectedly fell on the tatami.

"Demon King Onii-chan, what about this move? This is a forbidden move sealed by the brave man, hum..." Hamster Buri, who was lying on the ground, let out a cold snort.

Tujian Zongwu: -_----

What does this useless piece of material want to do? What are the sealed taboo moves?

"Take the move, Demon King Oni-chan, the brave Mi-chan's aggressive attack!" Hamster Mi instantly transformed into a rolling burrito, rolling around on the tatami at the same time:

"No matter, never mind, Demon King Onii-chan has gone too far. He clearly knows that games are the second lifeline of the brave Xiaomi, but Demon King Onii-chan still wants to fight with Xiaomi. Onii-chan, don't care, Xiaomi wants the controller. ,handle……"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

-_----

Also, this is an attack that I haven't seen for a long time. It is indeed a forbidden move that needs to be sealed. It is so powerful that it can be compared to the nuclear leveling of the world.

"Stop, sir, where is your game controller..." Under this powerful attack, Sougo Doma surrendered instantly and handed over the controller in a posture of worship.

Hamster buried: <(￣︶￣)>

"The brave Xiao Mi finally defeated the evil devil and retrieved the Sword in the Stone that was stolen by the devil." Victory declaration.

"This guy is hopeless. Forget it, I'd better go upstairs and see if that stupid guy has finished the manuscript." Looking at the hamster with one foot on the table and holding the game controller high, Doma said Sougo could only cover his face with one hand, calculating in his mind.

In any case, today is another peaceful day in Tsuchima House.