Chapter 258: The Daily Life of the Unpeaceful Tsuchima House (1)
No wonder Toma Mi was surprised. Most people go to the airport for a flight or to pick up someone. Otherwise, who would be running to the airport? Too busy?
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
In fact, oversleeping on the roof of a tram does happen occasionally! Well, there is no need to say this kind of thing.
"Xiao Mi, why do I have to run away?"
"Is it the reason why Onii-chan ran away? Oh, it's probably because he was chased by his father..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Yep, that old man has already offered a reward, he just doesn’t like to mention it!
"Hey, hey, Xiaomi, you're just joking. How could dad be chasing Onii-chan? But why did Onii-chan go to XX Airport?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Xiao Mian, be bold and change how is it possible to Already Already? Well, it’s better not to let the good-for-nothing know about this kind of thing. Wait, it’s time to find an excuse. You can’t just think it’s because I want to follow and protect you. , so I overslept on the roof of the tram. When I woke up, I had already said this embarrassing thing at the airport station.
What reason should I find? Using this as an excuse to buy specialty products will definitely not work! After all, as long as you have money, you can buy souvenirs anywhere, and he is not the type to sit on the train for hours just to buy souvenirs. PASS.
If you want to eat the special snacks here - that's totally unacceptable! XX Airport, what is it about you that is worthy of my visit? Tell me quickly, tell me, I’ll give you 300 yen!
Just as Sougo Doma was thinking, a small hand suddenly grabbed his clothes from behind.
Souma Sougo:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
A thief actually had an idea for him? And, was it still when he was the most irritable? what to do? Give a thief a pistol and then call the police? He had just finished thinking this when the thief actually spoke first.
"Sougo."
Tujian Zongwu: (⊙⊙)
It turns out it's not a thief. The voice sounds like it's a maid. Is the maid coming to the airport? And just grabbed his clothes? I'm getting bolder again! However, this gave Doma Sougo an instant reason to deal with Xiaomi.
"Of course I have something to do when I come to the airport. Besides, I'm not alone. Guess who I'm with..." Sougo Toma was talking on the phone while turning his head to threaten the little maid to cooperate with the performance.
Then he fell silent.
What about the long and straight black ones? How did you become blond? Hello! When did the little maid guy change his character?
"Sougo?" The blonde girl's face was expressionless, but her tone was a little confused. Looking at the girl's familiar expression, Sougo Doma instantly remembered who she was.
"Shiina Mashiro?" He must not be familiar with her, definitely not! Why does this guy sound so similar to the little maid?
Shiina Mashiro shook his head, pointed at himself and said, "Mashiro."
Tujian Zongwu: -_----
Since it's me, don't shake your head seriously. Speaking of which, he doesn't seem to know her well enough to call each other by their names...
Even if we learned painting or something together before...
Wait, based on this guy's simple brain circuit, wouldn't he think that the two of them are actually familiar with each other? While Sougo Toma was thinking, the exclamation of Mi Toma came over the phone.
"Onii-chan went to the airport with someone else? Is it an elopement?" It has to be said that the useless person's imagination is big enough.
"I'm so stupid. What are you thinking in your head? Can't I just come to pick you up?"
Behind him, Mashiro Shiina's eyes lit up and he whispered.
"Well, Sougo is here to pick me up!"
Souma Sougo:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
Miss Shiina, it’s too easy for you to put yourself in, right? Wait, XX Airport, is this the reason why you sent me here? Do I want to give you 300 yen?
"Eh? Onii-chan, are you going to pick someone up? Who is it..." Doma asked in confusion on the phone.
"a friend."
Shiina Mashiro nodded expressionlessly again: "Sougo is a friend!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
How did this guy get out of the country alive?
"Have you received anyone, Onii-chan?"
Sougo Toma glanced at the innocent Mashiro Shiina, and then nodded directly: "I've received it!"
"Onii-chan, go home as soon as you receive someone. Xiao, Xiaomi, there is a serious situation here. You need to have a life talk with Onii-chan at home!"
Tujian Zongwu: (⊙⊙)
Xiaomi, you have set a great flag!
"I know, I'll go back right away!"
After hanging up the phone, Sougo Toma had a headache. What was going on over there with Xiaomi? Why did he fall asleep on the roof of the train? Moreover, Sougo Toma looked at the expressionless Shiina Mashiro again - he had an even more headache.
Therefore, one lie is often followed by more lies - now, Sougo Toma can only trick Shiina Mashiro home to deal with Xiaomi.
Fortunately, he is good at this kind of thing!
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Three hours later.
Sougo Doma opened the door of his house with an expressionless face, and behind him was Mashiro Shiina, who also had an expressionless face, but took the Baumkuchen and ate it fiercely. He paid for it.
Lies are indeed very harmful!
"I'm back!" After looking at the placed shoes for going out, Sougo Doma shouted directly into the house.
"Onii-chan..." Looking at the placed shoes for going out, I knew that a certain dumpling had arrived home. After hearing Sougo's words, Doma, or I should say U, M, and R, ran out quickly. It depends on the situation. , seemed really panicked.
Sougo Toma: "Xiao Mi, what happened today? Why do you say it at home..."
Before U, M, and R could speak, a second-level black-haired girl walked out of the living room. She walked straight to Sougo Toma and bowed solemnly before speaking. road.
"You are UMR's Onii-chan, and here is UMR's wife, Tamaki Ako! Please give me your advice in the future!"
Souma Sougo:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
What the hell is going on?
In response, Tuanzimi quickly hid aside and waved, called Sougo Toma over, and whispered:
"Onii-chan, Ako is my marriage partner in online games, but there seems to be something wrong here..." Toma said, holding his head.
"The situation you are talking about refers to the fact that she followed you back?"
"No, this is actually a trivial matter. The real big thing is that Yazi doesn't seem to be able to distinguish the difference between reality and virtuality..." Toma buried his face in despair.
"From the beginning of the party, she recognized me as her real husband, and then..."
"Wait a minute, Xiaomi, are you a girl? Husband or something..."
"As long as there is love, gender is not a problem at all. Does Onii-sama also want to break up the marriage between Ako and UMR?" Tamaki Ako suddenly said.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Yaoshou, Yi Moduo suddenly brought a wife home. What should I do? Do I need to use the butcher knife that has been sealed for a long time? Who should be killed?