Chapter 196 Nuwa: Now I Really Want to Dig Out Your Brain and Take a Look [Please Vote]

"Chao Gai, the villain, pays homage to Master Li!"

Good guy, I have another title of Immortal Master... Before, Li Yuting was envious of the slash young Wu Song, but he didn't expect that he had so many titles that he couldn't even print a business card.

Seeing Yue Fei standing, he pointed to the computer chair next to him:

"Sit down, don't be restrained."

"I will obey my master's orders!"

Yue Fei sat down obediently, picked up "Up and Down Five Thousand Years" on the table, and started reading it carefully.

Li Yu shook the letter paper and continued to read the letter:

"The day before yesterday, I received the Immortal Drunk from someone sent by Yuan Lu, and I didn't know that there was such a fine wine in the world. I also heard that Brother Yan Qing, who sent the wine, said that this wine was brewed according to the method taught by Master Li Xian. Everyone in the village admired it."

Yan Qing sent it to me. No wonder I have an additional title of Immortal Master. He must have said that on purpose to increase the mystery of Qilin Village.

Chao Gai was eager to bring the immortal drunkenness to Liangshan. Could it be that the greed of the bandits was aroused by the high alcohol?

If the wine shop cannot be brought back, the brothers in the village may want to go down to Qilin Village every three days.

With the liquor as high as charcoal fire, who can drink the sour home-brewed liquor?

"Nowadays, treacherous ministers are in power, and the people are in dire straits. Although Chao Gai has been abandoned in Liangshan, he has always accepted heroes from all over the world. I hope that people with lofty ideals will join Liangshan and achieve great things together!"

"If the immortal master comes, Chao Gai is willing to give up his position as the leader of the village. The whole village will obey the order. The immortal master can show his ambition and realize his ideal!"

He actually talked about his ideals. Was this letter written by Wu Yong?

If Chao Gai had written it himself, there would most likely have been sentences like "Brothers eat big chunks of meat, drink big bowls of wine, and work their muscles and bones every day, so happy."

When I was working as a security guard in Dongxi Village, I exercised my muscles and muscles every day, and even when I went to Liangshan, I still exercised my muscles and bones. I felt that Chao Gai was more self-disciplined than the posing monsters in the gym... Li Yu silently teased King Chao Tianwang, and continued to read the letter:

"I wanted to give some gold and silver to the Immortal Master, but I was afraid that those Adu things would stain the Immortal Master's eyes. So the leader of the three leaders, Gongsun Taoist Priest, offered me a whisk and asked Wu Xuexue to give it to the Immortal Master. Please accept it!"

How can gold and silver stain your eyes? This is the only way to cleanse your eyes... Li Yu felt that he had missed billions. He glanced at the long box next to him and muttered in his heart:

I'm not a Taoist priest, why are you getting me a whisk?

"The fly whisk comes from Luo Zhenren, the master of the three leaders. It is said that the secret of becoming an immortal is hidden in it. Taoist Master Gongsun cannot understand it. I hope the immortal master can gain something from it."

Holy shit, Gongsun Sheng is so generous.

The secret to becoming an immortal was given away in such an understatement. Aren't you afraid that I will become your enemy?

I thought it would take a long time to establish a relationship with Master Luo, but I didn't expect it to happen so soon... While Li Yu was happy, he suddenly thought of a question.

Could it be that Master Luo had deduced something and deliberately asked Gongsun Sheng to give away the fly whisk?

Otherwise, such an important thing, which also contains the secret of becoming an immortal, would be passed on to future generations or disciples even if I could not understand it. How could I give it to an unrelated person so easily?

The more Li Yu thought about it, the more he thought it was possible. If there was a chance, Wu Song or Yue Fei should go to see Luo Zhenren and establish a good relationship. Maybe they would be useful in the future.

The second half of the letter was basically some polite words. Li Yu hurriedly read it, handed it to Yue Fei, and then opened the long wooden box.

Lying quietly inside is a whisk, but it is different from the common whisks. The main body of this whisk is carved from mutton-fat white jade. It is full of mysterious patterns. It looks full of fairy spirit and is not ordinary at first glance. .

Li Yu held it in his hand and waved it twice. He felt nothing special, and he couldn't understand the patterns at all.

Let’s ask the empress later. She is a saint and should be able to tell something... Li Yu put the whisk back into the box, looked at Yue Fei and asked:

"Did Wu Yong perform well in Qilin Village?"

"He chatted with several members of staff, went to the fields to look around, and even tried to eat crabs. He seemed to be observing attentively and did nothing else."

Liangshan wanted to drag people up the mountain, but as long as Wu Yong came forward, he would do anything.

This guy suddenly went to Qilin Village. If he wanted to harm Yue Fei and others, he had no choice but to kill him first.

After Yue Fei finished talking about Wu Yong, he mentioned one more thing:

"During the meal, Wu Xuexuu mentioned Song Gongming and spoke highly of him. However, at this time, the Song leader was in the prison city of Jiangzhou and had not yet gone to Liangshan."

Wu Yong followed Chao Gai and was a scholar in accounting. Only by following Song Jiang could he have room to display his ambitions, and he could use all those underhanded tricks like a fish in water.

Putting aside his thoughts, Li Yu returned the wooden box to his room and put it in the safe at night to avoid damage.

After all, jade cannot be easily dropped.

Back in the study, Li Yu asked about some new changes in Qilin Village and Yue Fei's self-study situation, then turned on the computer and wrote a reply to Chao Gai.

When someone sends an offer, I respond emotionally and rationally.

In the letter, he declined Chao Gai's solicitation, and in the name of discussing Taoism, he invited Gongsun Sheng to Qilin Village as a guest, laying a solid foundation for future contact with Zhenren Luo.

After the letter was written, Yue Fei stuffed it into his arms and chatted about Yan Qing:

"After seeing off the Liangshan group, brother Yan Qing plans to bring the miracle doctor An Daoquan to Qilin Village. He has already contacted the miracle doctor An through letters a few days ago."

According to the description in the original work, Zhou Tong would die of cold in two years, so he had to invite the miracle doctor over in advance to avoid being blinded later.

I just don’t know if An Daoquan is willing to come to Qilin Village.

I remember that in order to invite the miracle doctor to the mountain, Zhang Shun slaughtered his best friend's family. Then he imitated Wu Song and wrote the words "The murderer is An Daoquan" on the wall.

An Daoquan had no choice but to follow Liangshan.

On the eve of the Conquest of Fangla, Song Huizong issued an edict for An Daoquan to enter the palace as an imperial physician. The miracle doctor went there with his medicine box, for fear that Song Huizong would regret it.

"When you go to find An Daoquan, remember to pick up his best friend and his family."

But we can't imitate Zhang Shun, who kills his whole family if he behaves well.

Yue Fei cupped his fists and agreed:

"The student union will tell Brother Yan Qing."

After talking about business, Li Yu got some study materials for Xiao Yuefei, then returned to the kitchen and continued cooking.

At noon, Zhou Ruotong came over and was a little surprised to see crabs:

"Where did you buy it?"

"A friend gave it to me. I don't know where I found it."

Sir, he was telling lies... Yue Fei sat silently eating wild vegetables and thought they tasted good. He even asked Xiuhe about the appearance of various wild vegetables.

"You want to know this? Come with us to dig wild vegetables later. I posted it on WeChat Moments when I was picking vegetables in the morning, and a few customers also wanted to try it."

"Okay, I'll go with my sister-in-law after dinner."

In the past, Yue Fei would go to the mountains to dig wild vegetables every spring, but they didn't look like what he eats today. Now that he can learn more about wild vegetable varieties, he will naturally not miss them.

In the evening, Yue Fei, who had a head full of wild vegetables, was about to leave when he saw the spears, double swords and other weapons displayed in the warehouse, and asked curiously:

"Sir, is anyone practicing martial arts here?"

"Yes, Brother Shan has been sparring with Lu Bu and Wu Song recently to improve his combat awareness... If you are not busy, you can come over and practice, but you have to make good time."

The flow of time in the Three Kingdoms world is similar to that in the real world, and it is easier for Lu Bu to control time.

But Water Margin says that the time flow rate in Yue World is different, and it needs to be calculated in advance.

Yue Fei was a little eager to try:

"Student, come and give it a try tonight. I have been sparring with Senior Brother Lu recently, and I haven't played against Marquis Wen and others yet."

Good guy, Marshal Yue, is he feeling itchy?

According to the setting of "The Complete Story of Yue", Yue Fei has learned all Zhou Tong's martial arts, and his combat effectiveness is no less than Lu Junyi. But according to the ceiling, Gao Chongcai is on par with Lu Junyi, and Yue Fei should be higher than the Five Tigers of Liangshan A grade.

I wonder if Yue Fei's combat effectiveness can be improved if he keeps competing with masters.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Yue Fei arrived as scheduled with the Liquan Spear, and the four of them started sparring. Li Yu told them to pay attention to safety, and then sent the whisk to the vault.

Once you can have a voice call with your empress, take the fly whisk over and ask her what the secret is to becoming an immortal.

If we can learn it, we can also make a fairy.

Two days later, Yue Fei came again and informed Liangshan and his party that they would spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with Zhou Tong, then said goodbye and went back.

Before leaving, Lu Junyi specially sent several cars of Shenxianzui. By the way, he declined Lin Chong and Wu Yong's invitation to join Liangshan on the grounds of serving his master.

"You, Senior Brother Lu, have hinted to this extent, yet Lin Chong doesn't respond?"

We are all brothers. Lu Junyi said that he would stay in Qilin Village to support his master in his old age. As the eldest disciple, you are just silent like this. Isn't it right?

Yue Fei recalled the scene at that time and said:

"Senior Brother Lin had a little struggle on his face. He only said that he would come to visit often, but didn't say anything else."

Damn, isn’t this also caused by gods?

Recently, he has been exposed to things about gods changing the world, which made Li Yu a little confused.

"Brother Yan Qing said that every time he is with people from Liangshan, he feels an inexplicable closeness in his heart, but the feeling is not as strong as the last time he went to Liangshan to deliver wine. Senior Brother Lu also has this idea, but it is not obvious."

The heroes of Liangshan are all magic stars, and they will attract each other.

According to the introduction in the original work, even if they are responsible for the destruction of their family, they will smile away their grudges and become brothers in life and death.

But in Qilin Village, the feelings between Yan Qing and Lu Junyi are far less intense than described in the book. What is going on?

Too far away from Liangshan, the signal is blocked?

Li Yu tapped his fingers on the table, looking at Yue Fei who was meditating hard, a thought suddenly came to his mind:

"Isn't it because you followed Yue Fei?"

Yue Fei is Tathagata's cheap uncle who descends to earth to be gilded. He represents Buddhism and is in competition with the heaven represented by Jiutian Xuannv. It is normal to block the stars.

It would be great if Yue Fei led the Liangshan heroes to kill the Jin soldiers and cleanse the evil spirit. The demands of both sides would be the same.

But there is a high probability that it won’t work. After all, many things in Buddhism have Smecta’s behavior:

【What's mine is mine, what's yours is still mine】

Maybe let Yue Fei lead the Liangshan heroes to cleanse away a wave of demonic energy, and the 108 demonic stars will go directly to the Western Paradise.

Alas, the knowledge about gods is still too little and not systematic enough. In the future, I will have to ask the empress to make up for it. Only by understanding it clearly can we resist the interference of heaven and rebuild the human world!

Li Yu felt that the Water Margin said that the Yue World would be the focus of divine intervention in the future. There were two worlds, two sets of people, and different enemies. In addition, without a strong emperor to intimidate, no one could tell the direction.

Just as she was thinking about it, Mu Guiying appeared in the warehouse on her off-road motorcycle. When she saw someone, she deliberately turned the accelerator to the bottom, which was very noisy.

"Xiao Feifei, come up quickly, I will take you for a walk!"

Yue Fei shook his head and said honestly:

"Forget it, I'm afraid of falling."

"Tch, you don't believe in my skills, do you? How could I throw you down?"

After Mu Guiying finished speaking, he drove up to Li Yu, turned off the car, and got down to business:

"Master is very satisfied with the position of the statue. He said you took the trouble and praised you for being a good boy... It's so partial. She has never praised me like this."

Your Majesty would like to praise you, but where do you want others to praise you?

Now that the pouring of the idol has been completed, it can be consecrated after being painted.

When the time comes, we have to let Qin Qiong, Lu Bu, Yue Fei, Wu Song, Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying all pass by, and people from different worlds show up so that the empress can get to know each other.

If there is danger in the world in the book, you might be able to call your empress for help.

After conveying her concubine's praise, Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone and introduced the progress of the cannon's research and development. Now, through the barrel, the cannonball can be thrown one or two kilometers away.

The explosion effect is not bad, although it is not as good as TNT, but it is better because of its low cost.

Although it is a somewhat backward muzzleloader, it is already a dimensionality reduction strike in the category of cold weapons. If a flamethrower is built again, it will basically be no different from mowing grass.

Yue Fei looked at the explosion video with a somewhat absent-minded expression:

"With such power, if it were to explode on someone, there would be no chance of survival."

He had been practicing martial arts for many years, but he never thought that there were weapons in the world that could blow the body into pieces. He felt that all kinds of marksmanship skills were suddenly useless.

Li Yu said:

"Even in the era of hot weapons, there was still time to fight with bayonets, not to mention the ancient times when productivity was low. Practicing martial arts well will still be of great use in the future."

Although there is a war in the Three Kingdoms world now, there is no need for the Bingzhou Army to take action. The Sui and Tang worlds are still several years away from war, and the Water Margin world is relatively peaceful.

The artillery technology discovered in Muke Village can only be used by ourselves first.

However, we can support a wave of other worlds in the future. Maybe the Mu Bandit's R&D team will have more advanced artillery by then. I hope the enemies can hold on and don't run away as soon as the cannon is fired.

Putting his thoughts away, Li Yu went to a nearby pig farm and bought fifty white pigs for Yue Fei. He also ordered some thinner steel plates for Muke Village and let them try to smash some plate armor and weapons.

But whether it would work or not, people in the village had to figure it out on their own. Li Yu could only look up some information, then put his hands in his hands and shouted, "Come on."

When it got dark, Li Yu and Wu Song followed the mountain road in the scenic spot to Qianqiu Pond with flashlights on their hands.

Now that the idol has been built, it's time to put the empress's tailbone in, just to test the signal and see if the empress can sense it.

Wu Song used a flashlight and Li Yu carefully climbed onto the statue and found the reserved secret space based on the marks drawn by Lao Xu.

He took out the empress's coccyx and put it in. He also put two stones to cover it to prevent others from seeing him taking the coccyx away.

After doing this, as soon as I closed the small secret door, the voice of Nuwa Empress rang in my mind:

"Thank you for your hard work, dear boy. It's a pity that you can't use divine power in the real world. Otherwise, I would at least upgrade you to the level of a fairy, so that you can live as long as the sky and live a carefree life."

What's the difference between what you said and a bad check... Seeing that it worked, Li Yu took out the prepared metal glue and sealed the small door of the secret compartment.

Empress Nuwa then said:

"Guiying's half-year shielding period is coming soon. When the shielding is lifted, she should go to Tianmen Array."

Sure enough, the fact that Mu Guiying can be happy now is related to the empress's shielding. It is probably also related to the shielding that the imperial court did not go to encircle and suppress her.

"Yes, except for some people who can't live anymore, they know Muke Village. Even if others have heard of this name, they will soon forget it."

Is it dangerous to go to Tianmen Array? Li Yu asked silently in his mind while applying glue.

Empress Nuwa said again:

"Now that the whole secret has been disrupted, I can no longer speculate on the specific things. I only know that she was not injured and the completion was quite smooth. I can't deduce anything else."

Isn't this enough?

My dear, please don't speculate too much, let God modify the plot according to his ideas... After the glue solidified, Li Yu tried it and confirmed that it could not be opened, and then slowly lowered it to the ground.

"Brother Li, how about it? Does it work?"

Wu Song turned on his flashlight and looked at the tall statue, feeling inexplicably at ease.

Li Yu said:

"Successful! After the paint is finished, we will hold a consecration ceremony. We can also shoot some short videos to guide tourists to pray to the empress with milk tea."

As soon as she finished speaking, Nuwa's voice rang in her mind:

"You brat is really good at doing weird things. That means there are no gods in the real world, otherwise you will be hung up and beaten by them sooner or later."

If there are gods in the real world, I have to talk to them about the humiliating history in modern times. Where have all these gods died? They are more greedy than the others when they want to believe, but they are like a tortoise when something goes wrong in the world.

If you believe in such a god, you might as well believe that I am Qin Shihuang.

Li Yu complained silently, sat down on the base of the statue, and thought about the world plans in several books, and then mentioned the heaven:

"My Lady, if we weaken the heaven, will it have a bad impact on the human world?"

"In addition to being in charge of the human world, Heaven is also responsible for the stability of the heaven, earth and stars, the operation of the underworld, and the normal operation of rivers, lakes and seas... It can be weakened, but it cannot be eliminated."

This is true from the perspective of feudal superstition, but what about from a scientific perspective?

Is it okay to promote scientific education in the entire book world, eliminate superstition, make atheism mainstream, and directly deny the existence of heaven and gods?

Li Yu's idea made the empress silent for a long time:

"Now, I really want to dig out your brain and see what it looks like... I'm a god and can't try. Do you want to try, kid?"

I definitely want to think about it, but it will definitely be very difficult.

Li Yu originally wanted to try it in Mu Guiying's world, but then realized that the empress came from that world, or came through the trumpet of Lishan Old Mother. If it really succeeded, what should he do if he directly wiped out the empress?

How about changing to the Three Kingdoms World?

But in the Three Kingdoms, only the old immortal Nanhua had appeared. Such a torment might annoy this old guy.

Water Margin said that the Yue World interfered too much, and not only the Heavenly Court, but also Buddhism opposed it. Offending two forces at once was not worth the gain.

Li Yu had a thought:

"How about... try "The Romance of the Gods"?"

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