Chapter 24 The Strange Old Man Brought Out by a Cigarette

In order to express their gratitude, the Karls built such an indestructible small fortress in accordance with the requirements of the Star Legion general at that time to house very dangerous trophies, such as power gems, which should be stored in the deepest part.

But the ending of Karl Star is still disappointing. After gaining peace, their civilization developed rapidly and flourished. However, internal divisions and rebellions also occurred as a result, and there were even signs of civil war in the later period.

Because the Star Legion had the principle of non-interference in internal affairs, it was unable to prevent this civil war. In the third year of the civil war, this ill-fated planet attracted the Galactus messengers because of the energy burst out by the war. Attention, they reported the situation on Kal to Galactus.

Later, Galactus rushed to the planet Carl and siphoned the entire planet clean.

The last remnants of the Carl Star explosion flew to all parts of the universe, including the Earth tens of thousands of light-years away.

The speed of the planet's eruption of fragments is enough to exceed the speed of light and cross dimensions. On the earth, because of these cursed metals, a series of tragedies have occurred. The most direct one is the birth of Wolverine, and the murder of an African tribe by General Trask and his gang. Kill them all.

Facing Galactus, the planet devourer, the Star Legion did not dare to take any action. They could only find a way to transport some Karls and place them on another habitable planet.

At that time, the Starmark Corps actually wanted to place these people on Terra, but was rejected very simply.

Terra is a planet with a highly developed commercial tourism culture. It is impossible to accept a group of refugees who are caught in a civil war and later have their homes destroyed. For the neutral and peaceful Terrans, people like the Kal people who have been caught in a civil war, A civilization that kills its own people is just a group of barbarians. How can we take them in? What if a violent attack occurs?

The most important thing in business is stability!

This is the origin of this trophy collection hall in front of you.

"Do you have any toys like nuclear bombs on you?"

Li Kang turned to ask Deadpool.

Deadpool shook his head repeatedly and said, "I'm not a madman. Who would carry that kind of gadget with me, but it's useless even if I carry it with me. The nuclear bomb that can be carried with me is not powerful enough to explode it. We have to think of other ways. "

Li Kang had no choice but to continue thinking of a way. Suddenly he had an idea, "Why don't we knock on the door? Just pretend we're lost and trick the door into opening. Isn't that the end of it?"

Deadpool slapped his thigh and jumped up,

"Kang, let me tell you that you have the most evil ideas. Why did you just come up with such a good idea? So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and do it!"

The two jumped up immediately. Li Kang pulled out a big stick of unknown material from the garbage pile nearby. Deadpool also found a big hammer. The two came to the door and knocked on it.

The door remained motionless, but made some dull noises.

After knocking for about half an hour, the two of them were as tired as Shar-Pei dogs on the beach. They lay motionless on the door, sweating like rain. Li Kang's hair was soaked, and he looked like a drowned dog.

Li Kang gasped and said, "No...this door...is too damn thick. The little sound we knocked...can't get through at all..."

"I think so too... Huhu... I haven't worked so hard for a long time. My arm is about to break... But it's also... Edman Metal's biggest Its characteristic is that it is not prone to vibration... Otherwise, like Wolverine Logan, who can seek death... he will end up... separated from flesh and blood..."

"Stop talking, I regret it so much now... I should have let the Fat Killer... do it myself... Grandma... Why should I suffer this..."

"I'm about to die...I'm about to die..."

"No matter," Li Kang gasped, wiped his sweat, and his pounding heart calmed down a little, "Thanos, that bastard, if he doesn't accept it, let him find a way, I still have to I won’t serve you anymore.”

Deadpool threw the sledgehammer into the garbage pile and lay on the door, not even bothering to say anything.

After about twenty minutes, the fatigue that had made me unable to move at all dissipated, but the muscles all over my body, especially those in my arms, shoulders and back, were sore.

The two of them seemed to have returned to their childhood, the time when they played in the shabby park of Hell's Kitchen. They had to avoid the pedophile addicts, climb up the trees to dig out bird's nests, feed the ducks in the pond, or simply do nothing at all. I run around meaninglessly and frantically, often until I am exhausted. I don’t know why, but I just feel inexplicably happy.

Maybe it's because I'm carefree.

The meaningless hammering just now made them feel like they did back then.

"It feels so good, I haven't felt this good in a long time." Deadpool took off his mask and wiped the sweat from his head with the mask. The sweat flowing down his cheeks felt very uncomfortable, and there was an unbearable itching feeling.

Li Kang felt that his throat was dry and astringent, so he took out the Siyu cigarette and lit it and took a puff.

The smoke is lingering, and after a hard day's work, a cigarette is as carefree as a fairy.

Looking at the cigarette in his hand, Li Kang wondered why he smoked it again. As long as he smoked, there would be no good results. In the past, as long as he lit up such a cigarette, it would definitely cause some disaster. This is not the case of lung cancer before, it was because of these small things. It was made from cigarettes. Anyway, there is not much left in the stock of this cigarette. I will quit smoking when all these are used up. No... I won’t wait until I finish smoking. This is the last one. After enjoying this one, I will go back. Quit smoking!

Just when I thought of this, a siren suddenly sounded above my head: Smoke! Fire alarm! smoke! Fire alarm! !

.....

Li Kang and Deadpool were both made to stand up due to the noise. Before they could see clearly what was happening, a large piece of white stuff appeared above their heads and buried them underneath with a bang.

Then an old man with a star badge rushed out carrying a very scary-looking fire extinguisher.

"Fire alarm?! There's a fire alarm?!" The old man picked up the fire extinguisher and sprayed it wildly into the air. In the end, the recoil of the fire extinguisher was too great, causing the old man to fall over.

Li Kang looked silently among the white things. It turned out that what fell on him was foaming fire extinguishing agent. This substance is not flammable. When it encounters the air, it immediately produces a large amount of non-flammable foam, covering the ignition point. The function of isolation fire extinguishing is generally used in places containing valuables.

Because this kind of foam is not corrosive and will evaporate naturally after an hour without damaging valuables, most wealthy people or museums will be equipped with this kind of fire extinguisher.

The old man held the fire extinguisher and walked around on the ground many times. Finally, when the fire extinguisher was empty, he sat up panting.

"Oh, my crooked-necked old mother, I almost belched my farts. I can't do it anymore when I get old. I think back then, I fought alone against the Kree army. Hum... Now I can even put out a fire. It’s a lot of effort…”

After holding it in for a long time, Li Kang finally walked out of the bubble, raised the extinguished cigarette in his hand and said, "Old man, there was no fire. I was smoking and accidentally triggered the fire alarm. I'm sorry."

"Old? Who are you calling old? You, me, and Hal, the Annihilator, can fight for another 10,000 years. You have become gray with age, and I will not grow old! Young people are rude! They are uneducated!"

Uncle Hal muttered as he walked up to Li Kang, grabbed the cigarette, and sniffed it under his nose, "This is a substance that is harmful to health. It can temporarily relieve people's mood. It is not a good thing." , such low-level taste, hum! Do you have any more? Give me one too!"

Li Kang's face twitched, but he obediently took out one and handed it to Old Uncle Hal.

Old Uncle Hal quickly clicked on it, took two puffs, closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a while, "Hmph! Boy, you are wise, do you want to bribe me because you know the name of Hal the Annihilator? You and I are upright, so don’t try to impress me with this small favor!”

Li Kang nodded, silently took out a tin wine bottle from his arms, opened the lid and handed it over.

"This is... wine?!" Mr. Hal's eyes shone, and he took two sips, "Ha! It's so enjoyable! What kind of wine is this? It's so powerful! It's ten thousand times stronger than Terra Fruit Wine! "

"This is called Lao Baigan. It's the most enjoyable wine. Do you feel good?"

"It's so cool! Hahaha..." Old Uncle Hal wanted to talk to the couple again.

Li Kang grabbed the jug, put it in his arms, and said leisurely, "Old man, you are upright and out of vulgar taste. A rude and uncultured person like me is not worthy of being your friend."

Uncle Hal immediately put on a smile and said, "Kid... don't be so stingy. I was just teasing you. Who doesn't know that you are the best person in the universe, perfect."

Li Kang looked at Old Man Hal's face of understanding current affairs, and thought that indeed, weird organizations would be rich in weird things.