Chapter 16 Deadpool’s Spring Is Here Again

The soldier walked into the guard's room next to him and came out shortly after.

"Sir, you two can come here and register your information, and then just follow the receptionist."

After that, the soldiers returned to their positions at the door and continued their day's work of standing guard.

Li Kang and Deadpool walked to the guard's room. An old man drinking an inexplicable pink drink called to them and said, "Come here, young men. I don't know how to eat people. I just want to ask you a few questions." , just answer it well."

Li Kang had no choice but to nod his head and came to the old man, "Even if you ask, we will answer truthfully."

The old man smiled and said, "It's not necessary. Did you see the camera above? Someone is watching you. They can tell whether you are lying based on your physical characteristics. It's not me who asks the question, but They are the ones asking, so just look at the camera."

This is a bit high-tech. On this green planet, Li Kang almost has the illusion of returning to the earth, and there is a familiar smell everywhere.

He raised his head and looked at the camera, and a voice with an obviously altered voice came from around the room, "Hello, please tell me your information, where you come from, your purpose of coming to Terra, why you want to see our general, please tell the truth. answer."

Li Kang cleared his throat and said, "My name is Li Kang."

"Okay, the answer is the truth, please continue."

"I come from the earth and the main purpose of coming to the planet Terra is because I observed a very terrifying thing. The universe is now facing life and death. As a very ordinary member of the universe, I have an obligation to pay tribute to the most powerful person in the universe. The Justice Legion reported this matter, although it’s a bit embarrassing to say this, but I really don’t know who else to turn to.”

"Well...the data is a little wrong, but it's harmless. You must be flattering us, and some of it is untrue. This is a common thing. The rest of what you said is true. I understand. I will send someone now. I'll pick you up." The voice said very kindly.

Li Kang had no choice but to sit down and wait. He let out a long sigh secretly. Fortunately, he had practiced magic and his control over his body was far beyond that of ordinary people. Otherwise, he might not be able to fool him.

About ten minutes later, someone knocked on the door twice, and then the door opened. The person who came was a very beautiful blond Terran woman, only in her twenties, tall and taller than Li. Kang and Deadpool were a head taller, at least about 1.85 meters, and with the high heels they were wearing, their heights were even more terrifying. Their beautiful legs were as white as snow, and Deadpool almost drooled.

With this figure on earth, she would definitely be like a supermodel.

The appearance is also very outstanding. Not to mention Deadpool, even Li Kang felt warm all over after being glanced at by those electric eyes.

"Kang, this beautiful girl is so tempting." Deadpool poked Li Kang's lower back and said.

Li Kang was pressing the gun desperately. He pretended not to care and said, "Calm down, we have never seen any big scenes, this is just trivial."

Deadpool said contemptuously, "You have a family and a career. Wanda is so beautiful. Of course you don't care. I am single now. Have you ever seen a husband who was abandoned by his wife because he was too handsome? You There is one in front of me, Detective Kang Da, please do well, I know you are the best person, help me talk to you, and get my contact information."

Li Kang was originally unwilling to do this, but he couldn't stand Deadpool's insistence. This guy is a hard-wearing girl who chases girls, and he has a lot of perseverance in this regard.

Li Kang had no choice but to talk to the Terran beauty, "Beauty...uh...hello, is the general really ready to see us?"

The Terran beauty turned back to Li Kang and smiled and said, "Of course, otherwise I wouldn't have let you in. You are so lucky. The general just talked to the Centurion of Xinxing. The Centurion is also a native of your earth. He is a great hero."

Li Kang saw that although the Terran beauty had a cold temperament, she was very kind when she spoke. She felt like she was in for a show, so he continued to ask, "This is great. In fact, we earthlings are all very heroic, like me. Dude, his name is Deadpool, and he’s a superhero with extraordinary abilities.”

Terra Beauty glanced at Deadpool curiously and said, "Really? To be honest, I thought he was your follower. He looks ordinary."

Li Kang laughed, "You say he's ordinary? I don't mean anything else, but his ability is very strong. He can live forever and recover from multiple injuries. Isn't that amazing?"

The beauty of Terra glanced at Deadpool again and murmured, "Immortal? I heard Centurion mention it. There is such a very brave warrior on the earth. Even Centurion mentioned him. He looks very admiring, could he be talking about you?"

Fortunately, he had a mask, otherwise the beauty of Terra would have ignored Deadpool when he saw his wretched expression. Deadpool said angrily, "Of course! Earth... no! The bravest warrior in the universe is me, Deadpool." , do you know what my name means? Guard of the God of Death! Even the God of Death favors me, because I have sent too many bad guys to hell. Those bad guys will be scared to wet their pants when they mention my name of Deadpool. ..."

Li Kang pinched Deadpool hard from behind. It's OK to brag, but can you please stop talking about shit and shit? No beautiful woman likes this kind of topic.

But the Terran beauty did not show any displeasure. Instead, she felt very amused, "You Earthlings are really rude. We Terran people all speak politely. They are all politicians, boring literati, and so on." A mercenary businessman is not as interesting as you earthlings, my name is Sarah."

Li Kang rolled his eyes and said to himself, of course your name is Sarah. The name Sarah is already a bad name.

Deadpool quickly took Sarah's little hand in his palm, pretended to be a gentleman, kissed it gently, then took off his mask, revealing his disfigured face and said, "Sarah, I have to confess something, I My face is disfigured, and I know I’m not good enough for you, but I really want to date you, and if possible, it would be even better if we could get married.”

Sarah was startled, then she thought for a moment and said, "Your face is not a problem. The centurion told you how brave you were in battle. Any kind of injury is normal. Our planet Terra is the most prosperous in the universe. In the commercial center, I have seen aliens no matter how weird they look. Your level is nothing. My last date was the Beishimen. They are a group of space bugs. Each one looks like an insect. Same, I don’t mind dating you, but getting married... I’m sorry, I don’t understand what that means.”

Li Kang was afraid that Deadpool would talk nonsense, so he helped explain, "Marriage is when two people swear an oath to be together forever, love each other, and have a baby together."

Sarah pursed her lips and said with a smile, "Marriage...sounds like a very primitive relationship, I'm sorry...maybe that's the relationship you have on earth, but on our planet Terra, there has been no marriage for a long time. This is a concept. I have seen a similar concept in ancient books. We Terrans can have many partners in our lives. We are completely free in this regard. Moreover, our children are all eugenics through biotechnology and do not require primitive The method of pregnancy is too inconvenient."

Deadpool quickly said, "Then we won't get married and just date."

Sarah handed Deadpool an electronic card, "Then when I get off work tomorrow night, come and pick me up."

Deadpool asked strangely, "What? Not tonight?"

Sarah laughed and said, "Of course not. I have an date with someone else tonight. Let's do it tomorrow night. You are so good, you will definitely be able to date other girls. Oh, by the way, I heard that your bones are somewhat special. What's the reason for that?" It’s covered in metal, right?”

Deadpool quickly shook his head and said, "Of course not, how can human bones be covered with metal."

Sarah nodded and said, "I don't think this is true. Centurion likes to lie the most."

Li Kang finally figured it out. After working for a long time, the girl in front of him thought Deadpool was Wolverine, and the Nova Centurion must be talking about Wolverine.

It's a bargain for Deadpool, this guy's spring is here again!