Chapter 43 The Ruthless Old Guy

Well, it's just that I have some minor issues with Thanos. You know, I messed up one of his missions and later killed several of them. Thanos won't blame me. Loki asked in a low voice.

Li Kangxin said: How do I know if he will blame you? That is Thanos, a man who can fall out faster than a woman. Do you think I am a god?

"Hahaha, Thanos looks scary, but he is actually very kind. As long as you submit your certificate, he will definitely accept you."

"Li Kang, are you so shameless in order to trick me into boarding the ship as soon as possible?" Loki looked at Li Kang in shock.

Li Kang said with a cheeky smile, "Don't be so hurtful first. Let me tell you what kind of certificate he wants."

"What does he want?" Loki asked warily.

"The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is that big blue cube. He wants it."

"Then Wanying is just a portal operator. Is it worth all the trouble? Is there something fishy here? Don't hide it from me. You actually cooperated with that butcher Thanos. I can execute you at any time. Yes, you are a person who has caused public outrage in Immortal Palace. If I push you to the guillotine, your prestige will skyrocket, and you may be able to surpass Brother Thor."

"Okay, push me out and behead me, and then watch Thanos twist off your brother's head. Immortal Palace will also be targeted. Do you think that if you kill me, Thanos will give up on getting the Cosmic Cube?" How naive are you?"

Loki was silent. The current fairy palace is at its most vulnerable period. Thor and Odin are not here. If Thanos really leads a large-scale attack, the consequences will be disastrous. There are not many choices left for him.

"The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is not in my hands. In order to prove that I have indeed changed my past and become a new person, I dedicated the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to my mother. She keeps the Cosmic Rubik's Cube. Come with me and let's discuss it with my mother. "

Loki pulled Li Kang to his feet and was about to go find Freya, when suddenly there was a loud noise from the direction of the entrance to the garden.

"You old boy, do you think you can avoid Grandpa Deadpool's clairvoyance? You are hiding like a snake hiding in your crotch. Get out of here, or see how I deal with your damn pedophile. Do you dare to fight back? Oh my eyes!"

With a dull loud noise, Deadpool flew over and hit the maple tree next to Li Kang. The huge maple leaves fluttered down. Deadpool's eyes disappeared, leaving only two who were still bleeding. Holes, his eyes were dug out.

"Come on out, you artsy old angry young man,

I don’t know your name, but I know you. You are that art teacher. Get out of here. I want to teach you well and let you know what the strongest mercenary on earth is. You have a pair of eyes, do you dare to come out and fight with me, or are you afraid of even a blind man? "

"You" Loki wanted to speak, but as soon as he spoke, a bullet flew toward his head, and he quickly lowered his head to avoid it.

"Ha, I caught you. I recognize your voice. Don't try to hide from the Kung Fu Master's ears. My ears can hear your mother embroidering with needles from three floors away at midnight, pricking her hands and then beating her. Your cat, and then you screamed when the cat scratched your face, oh, sissy, don’t hide, I see you!”

Deadpool twisted his head and listened carefully with both knives in hand.

"Ah, wait a minute." Loki jumped back and tried to explain.

"You old peeping tom, do you think that peeping on Loki's mother in the bath is just a matter of forgetfulness? Haha, the people of Asgard take good care of themselves. His mother must be several thousand years old, and her figure is similar to that of thirty. You are as good as a 20-year-old Earth woman. Ah, those huge weapons on the chest, I really want to bury my head in them. You must be thinking so, right? If you are willing to come out obediently and let me chop off your head, I will I am willing to help you fulfill this wish. This is considered a bucket list. What do you think?"

Deadpool slashed three times, forcing Loki to dodge left and right. Loki tried to explain several times, but was interrupted.

Deadpool seemed to believe that the voice belonged to the art teacher. He also told Loki not to hold his voice while speaking, and kept urging Li Kang and Loki to help quickly, so as not to let the old boy escape.

Li Kang discovered that Loki's art teacher was standing in the direction of the door, with blood dripping from his fingers. He had just blinded Deadpool's eyes and knocked him away. It was all his fault. He had warned Deadpool a long time ago. Don't underestimate the enemy, you will definitely be ignored again.

Ever since Deadpool gained the ability to heal himself and become immortal, he has been running forward on a crazy road to death, and no one can stop him.

After a while, Deadpool's eyes grew back, and he realized that the person chasing him was Loki. He looked around in confusion, "Why is it you? Where is your teacher, an old and angry young man in art? This old immortal is actually When you are peeping, where I am on guard, a despicable bad guy like him cannot escape my eyes. I caught him, get here!"

The art teacher didn't panic. He picked up a few maple leaves, wiped the blood on his fingers, and threw away the two black things.

"Hey! Those are my eyes!" Deadpool yelled.

A black shadow flashed in mid-air, and a huge crow picked up two eyeballs and flew away.

Deadpool subconsciously touched his eyelids and said nonchalantly, "It's okay. Just eat if you like. I hope you won't have a bad stomach. My eyes are poisonous. I will monitor your every move at any time in your stomach. You won’t be able to get rid of me for the rest of your life, listen! You bad crow!”

The crow mockingly circled in the air and dropped a piece of bird droppings on Deadpool's mask, which made Deadpool disgusted. After wiping it clean, he murmured that it was a good thing he was wearing a mask, otherwise he would have been miserable. , and wanted to take out a gun and shoot down the crow, but was stopped by Loki.

Loki was fed up with Deadpool's endless chatter. He warned Deadpool and cut off his tongue if he said one more word. However, he still failed to stop Deadpool. The guy tried to speak through his nasal cavity, which made Loki unable to do anything. , so he had to explain that the crow is a divine bird that symbolizes wisdom and victory in the fairy palace.

Crows will clean the battlefield, bring good news of victory to Odin, and spy on military intelligence. In Asgard, crows are like scouts, more useful than carrier pigeons on the battlefield.

Li Kang saw that Loki and Deadpool were entangled in the matter of crows. He kindly reminded them to turn their attention to the art teacher. The art teacher was having a big fight just now. This old guy looked inconspicuous, but he was really aggressive. Cruel enough.

Although Deadpool is just a slut, his skills are top notch, and most importantly, he speaks super fast, can say more than a dozen words in one second, and has super strong lung capacity. Maybe this has to do with him always being buried under the sea. related.

The key is that before Deadpool could finish a sentence, his eyes were poked out. This old guy is really skilled.