Chapter 51 Black Hole (1)
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The border of the universe is a land of nothingness. The stars are behind you and there is only endless dark matter in front of you. The starship glides quietly in the void, as if it has become one with the void.
Li Kang woke up. As a mortal, it was necessary to eat. After having a meal with Deadpool, he sat in the driver's seat and stared at the void outside, feeling that he was about to be swallowed by the void.
Deadpool took out a Walkman of unknown year and listened to ancient folk music with headphones.
Li Kang looked at the captain's room. Thanos closed the door tightly. No one knew what the Mad Titan was thinking about. He had been in contact with Thanos for a while, but he became increasingly confused about this half-human, half-god guy. understood.
According to legend, this is a madman who kills without blinking an eye. He has no other interests and hobbies except killing people in his life, and he also has no reason.
The last time we met, I wasn’t impressed by Thanos. I just thought he was a super licking dog and a jealous person with a violent personality. After getting to know him slowly, I found that this person didn’t want to be as rough and reckless as he looked on the outside. It's easy to confuse him with the Hulk due to his appearance.
Except for the different colors, Thanos and the Hulk are almost identical in size and have some similarities in appearance. If Thanos took off his armor, put on green skin, and walked on the streets of New York, he would probably be seven or eight Adults will confuse him with the Hulk.
The difference between the two is huge. Thanos is a brainstorming chess player. Before he makes a move, he has to calculate several moves in advance. This is of course not the most distinctive thing about him. Thanos is really a chess player. The place of fear is his imagination and action.
Just because you don't like a planet, you take out an anti-matter bomb and stuff it under the bed of a five-star hotel, killing billions of people without blinking an eye. A normal person would crush billions of ants. I feel uneasy about my conscience...
The most critical problem is that we still don’t know Thanos’ true intentions. We only know that everything has to do with his glittering glove. After getting the Power Stone before, Thanos couldn’t wait to set it into that glove... ..
"Deadpool," Li Kang tapped Deadpool's calf to divert his attention from the folk music, "gloves, you must keep an eye on Thanos's gloves. He is very jealous of me, but he looks down on you. .”
"Purple Sweet Potato dares to look down on me? Give me ten minutes to sharpen the knife. I, the Deadpool, will swear on your Li Kang's head today that I will teach him a lesson he will never forget!"
"Don't say you plan to shit on his pillow..." Li Kang said weakly.
Deadpool touched his chin and asked in surprise, "Is my intention so obvious?"
"It's all written on your naughty little eyes, but now is not a good time to do those boring things. We have to cooperate with him now."
"Cooperation, I like cooperation the most. How are you going to cheat him?"
Li Kang shook his head and said, "Things are not that simple. This time is different from before. I don't have that strong confidence. It's better for us to keep a low profile. The current situation is very evil."
"It is indeed very evil. Just like the last time you broke into the old witch's room, the old witch suddenly turned into a beauty with breasts as big as durians. When I went to bed with her to express our feelings, you broke some kind of crystal. Ball, she turned into a mummy, this time the situation is even weirder than that time!"
Li Kang chuckled, "It was indeed very evil that time. The old witch's life talisman was hidden in the crystal ball. She took it out for divination every day and used the divination to collect people's souls to recharge the life talisman. This is called darkness under the lamp. , your life is hard enough. If it were anyone else, your soul would be taken away after you slept with her. I think she tried her best to suck away your soul. Instead, she exposed the secret of the life talisman because she was too hungry. I almost died laughing."
The two of them laughed together. After being together for so many years, there were no other benefits. They could do as many ridiculous things as they wanted.
After a long time, Li Kang wiped away the tears that came out of his eyes, "However, the most evil thing is that you actually captured the heart of the goddess of death and made her devoted to you. The most evil thing in the universe is probably this. ”
Deadpool stood up and put his hands on his hips and said, "This is the least surprising thing. I am originally a heartthrob, a discerning person like the goddess of death. Isn't it normal to fall in love with me? If you can't see it in me, If it’s good, it means she is a goddess without taste.”
"She likes you, no matter how you brag," Li Kang said, "But I do doubt her taste. She is attracted to you, and she is also attracted to Thanos. Your two styles are completely incompatible. , her taste is both in the sky and on the ground, it’s really hard to understand her methods.”
Deadpool murmured, "You can't deny that Thanos is a very charming man. I asked about him specifically. In addition to killing people all over the universe, this guy also has lovers all over the universe. It seems that except for the earth, , whose descendants are everywhere, are humanoid piledrivers.”
Li Kang suddenly said, "Maybe the goddess of death is just a hungry and resentful woman who likes energetic men like you."
After discussing the taste of the goddess of death for a while, Li Kang and Deadpool made a division of labor. He was responsible for keeping an eye on Loki, while Deadpool looked for opportunities and tried to get the gloves.
After another two and a half hours, the starship left the warp space and returned to the normal space. The warp space is to open a singularity on the cosmic level. In the singularity, the universe is not a three-dimensional plane. It becomes a piece of paper that can be bent. Through the singularity, you can go directly from one end of the paper to the other end without crossing the entire universe.
A huge black hole appears in front of it. Black hole phenomena are not uncommon in the universe. Once a star dies, it forms a point where gravity reaches its extreme, sucking in all surrounding space, time, and light, forming a hole in space.
But a black hole as deep as the one in front of us is still unique. It stands in front of everyone like a huge mouth of the abyss.
Thanos and Loki walked out of their respective rooms and stared at the black hole in front of them with solemn expressions.
"What should we do now?" Loki looked at the black hole in awe.
Thanos said without any emotion in his tone, "What you want to do is your business. I am going to jump into the black hole. This is my plan."
"I understand," Loki nodded and said, "Your plan is to commit suicide. Rumor has it that you will never die. In order to avoid suffering in the cancerous universe in the future, you chose to jump into a black hole to seek death. What an amazing plan. What are you going to do next? Are you going to cry to us and confess your crimes over the years? Ask us to forgive you on behalf of the people you killed? I am familiar with this plot. I have done similar things before. Here you go. My suggestion is to use less eye drops when crying, too much will make you look fake."
Thanos did not respond immediately. He stepped in front of Loki, grabbed him with one hand and lifted him into the air, "Little god, don't forget your identity. I can crush you to death at any time like an ant. No." No magic, no tricks, you are just dead and cannot be resurrected!"
Seeing the frightened look in Loki's eyes, Thanos threw Loki aside, "I didn't ask you to follow me. This is my business alone. I want to go through this black hole, so you can just wait here."
Li Kang looked at Loki and then at Deadpool. He took a step forward and said, "I believe you will not commit suicide. If you die, no one will be able to protect the goddess of death. I will not let her You went alone, and I went with you. Isn’t it just a black hole? I can do it too.”
"Hahaha..." Thanos laughed, "Earthling, you are so funny. You are not Thanos. Even I am not sure that you can come back alive. But you must follow me. Then I I won’t stop you, but I can’t take care of you, you have to take care of yourself.”