Chapter 36 Hooligans Scold the Streets

It took longer than expected. The starship was not stained with mucus. A normal navigation accident would only cause a little bit of mucus to be rubbed on, and it would take about an hour to clean.

Li Kang's starship jumped directly into the middle of this horrible slime, and every inch of the body's skin was soaked. Even a little bit of this slime can kill people. The cleaning process took three times as long as usual. .

The charges were very high, and Li Kang spent all the Terra coins he won from Hulk, and finally paid a large bag of gold coins to pay off the account.

As soon as the starship's hatch was opened, wolf-like patrols rushed into the starship and conducted a thug-like search. Of course, Thanos was still hiding in the same position as last time. With the help of Li Kang's illusion, he successfully Eluded search.

After the patrols came out, Li Kang and Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief. After passing the first level, the rest of the matter would be easier to handle.

Thanos said that the Space Stone is hidden in the Cosmic Cube, and this Cosmic Cube was obtained by Loki back then, and it is still in Loki's hands now.

This Cosmic Cube is the reason why Loki escaped death many times. Thanos attaches great importance to the Cosmic Cube and applies powerful black magic to it so that it can be tracked accurately.

Loki had previously given the Cosmic Cube to the Avengers, but it was a fake.

The real thing is still in Loki's hands. This move was done beautifully, and at least Li Kang was also concealed.

As expected, this guy still has a few tricks up his sleeve. Although he is a small god, he is still a god, and he is also a god known for his cunning. Although he has become less greedy after his rebirth, his IQ is still there.

The starship was sent to the hangar for parking, and Thanos hid in the hangar. The strategy was very simple. There were two ways to go. First, trick Loki into coming here. Thanos had ten thousand ways to do it. Let him spit out the Cosmic Cube.

Second, Li Kang is fully responsible for this operation. This is also the preferred way. He will find a way to get out of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube first.

In fact, there is a third way. Thanos rubbed his chin and thought carefully about the most terrifying way. Like Grandet counting gold coins, he carefully calculated the remaining power of the universe, with the goddess of death on top. The power is quite sufficient, but it is still quite difficult to activate Wushuang in a place like Immortal Palace.

Maybe summoning the Dark Order is a good idea, but even if the Dark Order comes, it will still be a big challenge to defeat the Asgardians in Asgard. Few people know the secret between the Asgardians and the World Tree. .

The two are in a symbiotic and co-prosperous relationship.

The World Tree collects powerful energy from the universe, transforms it into a method that the Asgardians can use, and transmits the energy to every Asgardian in an endless stream, while the Asgardians dutifully guard the World Tree and repel those universes. The scourges who covet the World Tree.

For example, the space worms that came this time are like borers in ordinary trees to the World Tree. As long as they get in, they will kill it sooner or later.

World Tree is not the only one. There are many World Trees in the universe, but most of them have been killed by various cosmic pests.

It's a pity that there is only one anti-matter bomb. Now that I think about it, I really regret it. I shouldn't let my disgust for the Star Legion influence my judgment. If the anti-matter bomb is still there, everything will not be a problem.

The possibility of opening Wushuang is too small, but it is still possible to sneak into the Golden Palace and find a way to catch Loki, but it requires taking a big risk.

In the past, Thanos was not afraid of taking risks, but now it is different. He shoulders the most sacred mission of the goddess of death. He wants to save his lover. Compared with this mission, Thanos' life and even his most cherished glory are expendable. , and is trivial.

Thanos thought for a while, took out the crystal and inserted it into the groove of the starship cockpit. The image immediately appeared on the screen, with Li Kang as the first perspective.

Of course, Thanos did not tell Li Kang that the crystal he gave Li Kang was itself a monitor that could monitor Li Kang's every move. However, based on his understanding of Li Kang, I am afraid that this could not be hidden from the cunning Earthling.

If he can't even see through this little trick, Li Kang is not qualified to be my Thanos ally.

As for loyalty, Thanos does not need loyalty. There are as many incompetent lackeys as there are, but there are too few capable people. At least on Terra, Li Kang and Deadpool proved themselves.

They will be needed for the next trip. Thanos observes everything carefully and draws a road map in his heart. The defense level of Asgard is also the best in the universe. Although he is unwilling to admit it, Thanos still has to admit that the defense level of Asgard is the best in the universe. The level must be above his dark quadrant.

At this time, pedestrians on the road looked at this place with curious eyes, which then turned into disgust and contempt. For Thanos, this kind of look is familiar and distant. In his childhood and adolescence, he spent the first half of his life " Bathed” in this unfriendly gaze.

But I haven't seen this kind of look since he became an adult. After his abilities matured, everyone looked at him with deep fear, even the most fanatical subordinates.

"Bah! The broom star is here!"

"This shameless bastard still dares to come here. If I were the regent, I would peel off his earth skin!"

"Li Kang, we all know what you have done. It's best not to let me meet you alone on the street, otherwise you will never want to eat with your teeth again for the rest of your life. I will break your teeth one by one. Break it off!"

"Traitor! Villain! Shameless liar! Why don't you die!"

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Melon rinds, tomatoes, and smelly eggs flew from the buildings on both sides like cold guns, but they were all blocked by Li Kang's magic. Deadpool also dodged left and right, and the scene was very chaotic for a time.

In the end, there was no other way, and the guards escorting Li Kang had to clear the area before they could move on.

Li Kang vaguely guessed it, and it seemed that the case was completely solved. He shrugged his shoulders and yelled at the buildings on both sides.

"You bunch of bastards and brainless bastards who have no sons, listen to me! It was your God King Odin who promised me to cure my disease, but that old idiot actually Lie to me! I did so much dirty work for him, and he dared to lie to me! Leave me waiting for death on earth! How can I retaliate against him, and you bastards who support him deserve it! You are a bunch of damn liars!!”

The guards had just had a chance to breathe. When they heard that the shameless earthlings here started to curse, they quickly pulled the two of them and hurried into the Golden Palace.

That merciless curse, like a ladle of water poured into a pan of oil, caused the Asgard to explode all of a sudden. The people of Asgard were men, women, old and young. The baker was holding a bread knife and the cobbler was holding a shoehorn. , the aunt was holding a feather duster, and the child was holding a wooden sword... The people of the Immortal Palace noisily blocked the door of the Golden Palace, swearing with their ancestors' beards that when the two bold earthlings came out, they would beat them to death like mad dogs. Same thing, beat them all to death in the streets.

Someone shouted to the guards to hand over Li Kang, and someone led a wooden horse out. After Li Kang came out, he was tied to the wooden horse and dragged out for parade.

The so-called wooden horse is not wood carved into the shape of a horse. It is just a wooden block with an acute angle and a triangle, which is pulled by a carriage. The wooden horse is fixed on the carriage and there is a pole behind it. The feet cannot touch the ground.

Prisoners paraded through the streets would be tied to a wooden horse and their buttocks would ride on the sharp angle, causing a kind of maddening pain. Generally, after being paraded around the streets, the person would only have half a life left.

During the parade, some people threw stones, rotten eggs, rotten persimmons, etc. at the prisoners. Those who were relatively weak could lose their lives after this trip.

The Asgardian protoss, as the protoss that the Viking pirates believe in, are also a group of old hooligans. If the hooligans can't be scolded, of course they will take action.