Chapter 34 Loki’s Mentality

"This... what on earth does this smell like? It smells worse than a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in three thousand years!" The patrol leader fled aside in embarrassment. He finally understood why no one came forward to search, but just watched like this.

A patrolman with a bald head and a fierce face said gloatingly, "Captain, I heard from my friends in the Golden Palace that our regent just led a team to exterminate a space worm. The smell is probably the mucus in the space worm's body. It really tastes as sour and refreshing as the legend says!"

"You... you..." The patrol leader wanted to get angry, but he was a man with a city. The Asgardian protoss generally did not have a city, and the patrol captain had a relatively deep city.

He immediately understood that he had been tricked, and then he also figured out that these guys deliberately caused trouble for him because he refused to share the delicious food. They were not doing their best at work, but it was disgusting to cause trouble for nothing. Myself, if this continues, this captain will be unable to do anything.

So the patrol leader wiped his mouth and said simply, "You are just kidding me, aren't you? I know you have objections to me. You think I eat the food I brought home without sharing it with you, but how can you blame me? Those of you who are eating and trashing things like this are all made by my wife. I kindly gave them to you. You treat me like a fool and ate all the food for nine days in one meal. Think about it, what is it? Whose problem is it? It’s not that I won’t share it with you, but you are too scary!”

"Hahaha......"

The patrolmen are all rough people. As soon as the words were spoken, everyone laughed. Thinking back, it was really like that. It was because I was so stupid. I was in the wrong first. If someone is willing to share the food prepared by his wife, then That's great. It's so unethical to do it yourself.

"I'm sorry, Captain..."

"Okay, okay... there's no need to say sorry. You are all singles and you don't get anything fun. I'll share it with you when I get back. But I can't do what I did last time, one person. Just split it a little, my wife made it for me alone."

"Then can't we just ask my sister-in-law to do more? Captain, you are just stingy. You earn so much more than us."

The patrol leader put his hands on his hips and said, "Yes, I earn more than you, but my expenses are also higher than yours, me! Plus my wife and three children, a family of five, I earn more than you This is true, but to support five people, I actually make half less money than you do, and you unmarried people don’t understand this at all!”

After saying this, everyone understood. After the knot was resolved, the patrols discovered that the life of a man after getting married was really hard, so someone suggested that they should pool their money and each of them take part of his salary. Anyway, Spending money carelessly outside is the same thing.

Why not leave it to the captain and ask his wife to help make food and drinks? Don't let it go to waste. You must give hard-earned money. This is also an income. Everyone can also eat delicious meals. It is worse than eating military rations. Immortal Palace The military rations are really not that good.

The main thing is that the best chefs in the Immortal Palace are all in the Hall of Valor, and the rest also open taverns and the like. Only the chefs who can't make it go to the army to work as cooks. The food is cooked, let's put it this way, the logistics. Several of the pigs raised by the department died of gastric ulcers because they ate leftovers from the army. The rest were as skinny as monkeys and staggered when they walked...

The patrol leader was also very happy. This was also an income. It was not easy to feed three Asgardian children. The key was that they were too edible.

After reconciling with his subordinates, the patrol leader asked how to inspect the starship. No one else said anything, so he just pointed out Li Kang. This person was a weasel, the kind who would go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing.

There is no one among the dignitaries in the Immortal Palace who does not hate him, especially the current regent Loki, who hates Li Kang deeply. If he knew that he had put Li Kang into the Immortal Palace without even checking, it would definitely be true. No good fruit to eat.

It would not work to just drive him away. Li Kangming knew that he was not welcome in the Immortal Palace, but he still came, and in such an upright way. This was not his style. There must be monsters in everything that is abnormal, and things were not that simple.

This Li Kang is just a big skunk. You can’t let him go even if you say you don’t, it won’t work no matter what.

Everyone was gathering firewood and the flames were high. A group of people thought of ideas and soon came up with a way. The patrol leader connected to the inside of the starship and said, "Li Kang, although I personally don't welcome you, you are a guest after all. Your star The ship is stained with the body fluids of a monster called space worm. Let's put it this way, you smell worse than the maggots in the cesspool. No one can get close to it, so we will clean it up for you, okay? , we will help you tow the starship to the cleaning plant, where it can be cleaned, and of course the normal fees will be charged."

These guys ripped me off. Li Kang was angry, but then he thought again, didn't he win a lot of money on Terra? Why not just give them the money?

So Li Kang proposed to pay in Terra coins.

The patrol leader is a knowledgeable person. He knows that Terra is a prosperous commercial planet. His family has long proposed to travel to Terra, but because of money, the trip has never been possible. Terra coins are the most popular in the universe. Hard currency, he quickly agreed.

The patrol opened the way ahead. Wherever the starship passed by, people covered their noses and ran away. Some people found out that the starship belonged to Li Kang, so the reputation of Li Kang, the stinker, immediately spread.

In the cleaning plant, cleaning workers collected some Terra coins, wore gas masks, and used a special material to clean the mucus from these space worms.

At the same time, the bad news brought by the Stinker Li Kang has been reported to the imperial court. After hearing this, Regent Loki's eyes lit up.

In the entire Immortal Palace, the one who hates Li Kang the most is Loki. Loki and Li Kang have cooperated many times and basically never got a good ending.

The last time, he was torn in half by void hands. It was so miserable that he felt sad and cried.

But Loki's position has changed now. He is now the regent and the ruling class. He has great power, but he also feels the cold at high places. This coldness does not mean that he needs to guard against anyone, but that he has already He no longer belongs to himself, he now belongs to the scepter in his hand and is a slave to power.

This period of time was really frustrating for him. The spirit of the God of Mischief was restless in his heart, so he wanted to find something to change his mood.

Previously, Yujia personally conquered the space worms, and after returning, he fell into a series of meetings and meetings with envoys from other countries. In a word, it was boring!

Therefore, the arrival of Li Kang was like a ray of spring breeze for Loki, which brought him back to the joyful adventure life of the past. He suddenly felt that he was at least ten years older, and this was different from the previous battle with nothingness. But just over a year has passed.

Could it be that I am really old? Loki suddenly felt this way in his heart.