Chapter 35 The Posture of a King

Loki originally planned to go see what Li Kang was up to in person, but then he thought that his status was different now. He was already a noble regent, and he had to take up this position.

"That...teacher," Loki pointed at his close minister and said, "Please help me see what posture I use to be the most majestic. The one that can intimidate people at once. I want him to see me." I’m shaking all over!”

Konomi is the person who wears Loki's daily life. He is a prince after all. Odin is very kind to him. Although it is impossible for him to be his heir, the four words of glory and wealth are indispensable to him. It's just that Loki only wants to prove himself. , realize his ambition and pursue something different.

As a prince, of course he has people to serve him. There is no reason why, as a prince of the fairy palace, he should wash his underwear, fold his clothes, clean his room, etc.

In order to take care of Loki, Odin provided Loki with five ministers like Thor, who only had three ministers, including a master in charge of literature and art.

In a martial civilization like Asgard, literature, art and music, these cultural professions generally have low status, but they are indispensable. Loki's most important close relative is the literature and art teacher. This person is more like a life mentor to him. Of course, the teacher cannot instigate his ambition.

He is just a person who likes to tell stories, and the stories are full of fantastic adventures of heroes, but Loki does not like the adventures of reckless men. Those boring stories are the same, all about a certain hero who knows where to hide certain treasures. The man immediately gathered a group of companions and went to hunt for the treasure. Along the way, he killed several little monsters that blocked his way, picked up a few girls in the bar, fought off a few gangsters, and arrived at the location of the treasure.

Generally, those who guard treasures are dragons, evil dragons. However, evil dragons not only guard treasures, but also sleep. I really don’t know where the evil lies. Maybe owning treasures is an evil thing in itself. This is something Loki has long known. He realized something, so he always cried about poverty and hid all the good things.

The benefits of this are very great. When the domineering brothers and sisters headed by Thor come to rob him, his little treasures can always escape. He is good at summarizing experiences and lessons. The dragons always put their treasures in In the lair, when the heroes knock on the door, in order to protect their property, the dragon always has no choice but to choose to fight head-on.

Loki learned how to hide the treasures in different places, and deliberately exposed the least important one to Thor and the others, making Thor and the others think that he had succeeded and could protect the more important treasures.

So he felt that the dragon was not evil at all, but innocent, and those so-called heroes were just a group of shameless pirates, just like his overbearing brother who always came to him to fight against the wind.

Loki sympathizes with the dragon;

Unlike his brothers who swore to become heroes, his ambition was to become the dragon. When he grew up, he found that the person who best fit the image of the dragon was his father, Odin. He naturally regarded becoming the king as his own. ideal.

So, don’t talk about ambitions, talk about ideals. Will it suddenly become easier for people to accept?

The art teacher stood in front of Loki. Although he was a teacher, he was still a servant. He stared at Loki lovingly and praised sincerely, "Ah... our king is so perfect, like noon The sun standing in the sky is majestic, magnificent and perfect!"

"Ahem...Teacher, you are the regent. Don't forget the rules." Loki showed a proud smile on his face and motioned to the art teacher to continue, "Then, how should I sit to be more perfect? ​​This is how I go. Lean back on the throne, or lean on the armrest to the side, as if deep in thought, or just hold your knees with both hands. Your sense of beauty is the strongest in the fairy palace. Please give me some advice."

The art teacher looked at it carefully, and finally felt that it would be better to sit upright, which would look more kingly. It would be best to have something symbolizing power in your hand, such as a scepter, which Olympus did. It’s particularly good. Zeus is the best POSS person among the gods. Even Odin is very envious. The heavenly fathers among the gods often ask Zeus for advice in order to create a demeanor that is suitable for the king of fairy palace. , Odin built a golden bull and dedicated it to Zeus.

In the end, Zeus lived up to expectations and built a set of pure gold armor for Odin. Under the long horn helmet, Odin's snow-white beard, wearing an eyepatch, holding an eternal spear, riding a snow-white flying war horse, the image of Odin is the image of all the nine realms. The ideal kingly demeanor of the tribesmen.

However, few people know that this set of timeless classic images was actually created by the marketing master Zeus...

When the art teacher was young, he had studied abroad in Olympus and was very knowledgeable about these things. Loki valued his opinions very much.

After studying several sets of movements, I finally decided to imitate the sitting posture of Zeus in the Temple of Zeus, with his head straight and his back straight, holding the scepter in his hand and looking into the distance.

This movement was very tiring. After less than five minutes, Loki felt that his entire back was making creaking sounds from the back of his neck to the back of his buttocks. There was a buzzing sound in his head, and there were beads of sweat the size of peas on his forehead. The beads flowed down the antlered helmet.

After persisting for a while, he wanted to give up, but when he thought that he would blind Li Kang's eyes soon, he decided to continue to persist.

"My Lord Regent," the art teacher kindly reminded, "That guy Li Kang is at the cleaning plant right now. His starship is covered in space worm mucus. It's the one you personally executed. Now It stinks so bad that it will take at least an hour to clean, and he won’t be able to come here before then.”

"Huh? Why can't he come over? Cleaning the starship will not delay his coming to the Golden Palace."

"But... they won't be able to get out until the mucus is cleaned. The smell is too unpleasant. Not to mention earthlings, even the devils in hell will be fainted."

"Huh, I don't care if he gets smoked to death."

"But when the space worm mucus evaporates, it will soak into human skin. At that time, Li Kang will become a real skunk spirit. When he comes to our Golden Palace like that, it will also stink here. Then The smell will not fade away for a long time, unless you use special medicine, but that medicine is very expensive and very corrosive, so you know."

Loki understood. Li Kang couldn't come over now.

"Hi! Teacher, why didn't you tell me earlier? This posture is indeed beautiful, but it is too tiring. Being a king is really hard work. Then we will continue to wait. You should pay attention. If he comes, let the people below to advance Report it."

"That's natural."

The art teacher withdrew.

There are not so many red tapes in Immortal Palace. After all, it is a fighting civilization. If there are so many unnecessary etiquette links, it will make other races in the Nine Realms think that Immortal Palace has been slack and degenerate, which will create an illusion. Those guys are not the same. Shanstu, maybe I'll make a surprise attack on you or something like that.