Chapter 2005: What Is Blackmail and This Is Called...
The reasons for not wanting to quit the [Oolong Tea Research Society] are varied and bizarre. Some reasons have made Yukinoshita Yukino and others think deeply, such as:
"A ruler is longer, an inch is shorter..."
And more are:
"The people in the club are all very nice. Everyone has a common goal and is full of action..." Get people drunk.
"The circle is getting bigger and bigger. I didn't expect that I could make so many friends..." Drinking buddy.
"It's great to exercise together!" Refers to running around drunk.
"You don't have to get involved in the club's disputes. You can do whatever you want..." Qian Duo is willful.
"The seniors are all very kind. You don't have to call me senior every day..." After drinking too much wine, both father and son can act like brothers, father and son, filial piety, senior and senior? ? ?
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It has to be said that this country is indeed very serious about questionnaires, and few people will lie when filling out questionnaires. Therefore, looking at the reasons why they would not withdraw from the company, Yukinoshita Yukino and others were silent for a long time. Finally, the second lady said quietly: "Can a club really achieve this level?"
"I can accept having a common goal..." Yinglili said hesitantly: "After all, our painting club also has goals, but because of this..."
"It's not a goal, it's a friend!" Before he finished speaking, Xia Chuanzhenliang couldn't help but said: "Look at this, the circle is getting bigger and bigger. I didn't expect that I could make so many friends. Just join the club. Can you become friends with the people inside? Isn’t this too simple..."
"It depends on what the definition of friend is..." Yukinoshita Yukino said subconsciously.
"Yukishita..." But before he finished speaking, Sougo Toma glanced at him and said, "Most people who can say such things don't have many friends..."
Second lady: "..."
Of course she knows, but joining a club means being a friend...
"No matter what the definition of a friend is, as long as the other person thinks that it is his friend, even if it is just a one-sided view, it is a possibility of being a friend..." Sougo Toma said.
"What kind of friend do you think you are?"
"One party has to take the initiative first..." Sougo Toma retorted: "If neither party takes the initiative, how can friends fall from the sky and appear out of thin air?"
"..." Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't refute. After being silent for a while, she raised her head and said, "Does this mean that the members of the [Oolong Tea] Club are very proactive?"
"Maybe..." Nonsense, do you know what it feels like to drink until you are happy? You can even talk to a dog when you see it.
"..." The second lady's eyes twitched, and she pointed to one of them and said: "What about exercising together? Don't other sports clubs use it..."
"One is professional, the other is interest..." In fact, Sougo Doma thinks that one is drunk and acting crazy, and the other is professional training. Moreover, you can watch other people acting like crazy when you are drunk, but you can watch professional training. ? Of course, he couldn't say these words. He could only say this:
"Are you interested in professionalism? How can this be compared? I think the sports in the [Oolong Tea] Research Club should be just for them to play when they are interested, while those sports clubs must insist on training every day. What can I say? Come on? When interest turns into work, then interest is gone..."
"..." Sawamura Eiri was convinced. Ever since Ellie became popular in the outside world, she, well, let's not talk about it, just cried. If she could go back in time, she would definitely say to herself at that time, never draw, no, never say hello to someone, it is an abyss, although it can make you popular, but...
You will really be chased by a dead end!
at the same time:
"Having said so much..." Sougo Toma also said: "You have investigated this in the past few days?"
"..." Yukinoshita Yukino and others stopped talking. After a while, Kasumigaoka Shiyu said: "We have also observed the [Oolong Tea] Club for a while, but there is indeed no problem in it..." "No..." Xia Chuan Zhenliang said: "Actually, if there is a problem, there is also a problem..."
"What's the problem?" This made Yukinoshita Yukino and others confused.
"Didn't you realize that they are doing everything except studying [oolong tea]?" Natsukawa Zhenliang blinked: "Basketball, football, baseball, there are even people reading comics and playing card games, but there is no one Tea drinkers..."
"..."
"Obviously it is [Oolong Tea Research Society], but no one studies oolong tea. Is this reasonable?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Haha, because they have no funds...
"Indeed..." Yukinoshita Yukino nodded: "Rather than saying it is [Oolong Tea Research Society], it would be better to say it is [Friends Society]..."
"Then why don't they just call it [Friends Club]?" Yamauchi Sakura said puzzled: "And the club doesn't recruit girls yet..."
"Ahem..." After hearing this, Sougo Doma quickly coughed twice. By the way, he also forgot about not recruiting girls. He couldn't help it. Who made him come here under the guise of an emotional expert? What about deceiving people? Although he left, because of the drunken running, those guys probably just didn't want to be deprived of their spouse rights...
"Perhaps they think that boys go with [oolong tea] better, while girls go with 'green tea'..."
"What do you mean?" Fortunately no one could understand.
"Otherwise, you can interpret it as a friendship between boys..." Sougo Toma said with a smile: "Anyway, judging from your investigation, the [Oolong Tea] Club has not done anything illegal..."
But before he finished speaking, Natsukawa Zhenliang said: "[Oolong Tea Research Institute] Is it a violation of the law to not research oolong tea?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
In fact, it is a violation to study it!
"Since you said it is [Friends Club], then treat it as..."
"It's [Boys Friends Club]..."
"Tsuchima..." Yukinoshita Yukino also raised her head and said, "You wouldn't have stated your purpose of founding the [Oolong Tea Research Society] from the beginning, would you?"
"Eh? What?"
"Using the reputation of researching [oolong tea] to defraud activity funds..."
Sougo Toma: "???"
"As I said, I haven't used any funds..."
"That's because your novel was successfully published..." The second lady reasoned: "So you feel there is no need to use funds. Only in this way can you reasonably explain why you quit the club just after you founded it..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
How the hell can this be connected to him?
"Please bean sack..." Even more confused than him was Natsukawa Mareyo: "Yukishita, do you think Toma is really short of money?"
"Xia Chuan, don't forget, he originally thought of giving you a blackmail..." the second lady said.
"..." Isn't that a joke?
"When did I blackmail Xia Chuan?" Sougo Toma said offended: "She needs help, and I can help. So is spending money blackmail? Then it's labor fees..."
Xia Chuanzhenliang: "..."
If I really wanted to blackmail her, I would just say, Xia Chuan-san, you don’t want anyone to know that you are not wearing any clothes.
Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?