Chapter 2019: It’s Not Cao, It’s Gui

"Sougo, don't you think the evidence is not enough?" Katsura Kotaro didn't seem to understand.

"Haha..." Sougo Toma smiled: "Of course it's not enough. Have you ever seen the real Santa Claus? Have you ever seen an elk carrying someone on his back? What's more, why would Santa Claus take eggs..." as gifts ah?

"It's a hot spring egg!"

"Aren't hot spring eggs just eggs?"

"That's because while I want to soak in the hot springs, I also want to eat eggs..."

"Do you want to soak in a hot spring or eat eggs?"

"For a man, eating well is more important! Only by eating on time can you stay strong..."

"So, you don't want the hot springs or eggs?"

"That's not the case. Cleansing the body and mind is also a top priority for a man..."

"After all that, you actually didn't get the gift you wanted at all, right?"

"..." Katsura Kotaro was startled, but turned away and said, "Sigh, if I hadn't imagined how the maids used magic to make omelette rice..."

"Can you relate this to a maid cafe?"

"It would be very lonely to soak in a hot spring alone!" Katsura Kotaro seemed to be explaining.

Sougo Toma seemed to understand instantly what the other party was fantasizing about: "..."

"If you can go to the hot springs with the maids..." Sure enough, Katsura Kotaro continued: "That must be great, right?"

However, this does not mean that Katsura Kotaro has any dirty thoughts. Sougo Toma thinks it should be: "Do you want to experience the feeling of being a father?"

"..." After Gui Xiaotaro was silent for a long time, he finally couldn't help but said: "Why, why do you know..."

"Perhaps it's because I understand Cao Cao's thoughts better..." Sougo Toma pinched his chin and said, "Should we start with the daughter and conquer the wife? It's a very good route..."

"It's not Cao, it's Gui! It was because the wives said that when their daughters grow up, they will have their own thoughts, but they don't know what their daughters are thinking. In fact, I just want to help them figure out what their daughters are thinking. That’s all, as long as humans are honest and honest with each other..."

"..." Is this frankness more serious? Sougo Toma glanced at him and said, "I'm not a thief. What if a certain wife feels that her daughter has become an obstacle between you?"

"Kill..." Gui Xiaotaro said subconsciously, but as soon as he said the words, he reacted: "Ahem, I mean, that's impossible, my daughter has to leave home after all..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Did you just say kill your daughter? He must have killed the other party's daughter, right? Cao thief is no longer enough to describe this guy...

"Fake hair, I'm thinking about a question. If the other party's daughter also gets married and becomes a wife..."

"It's not a fake hair, it's Gui!" After Gui Xiaotaro activated his passive skill, he pinched his chin and said: "My daughter has become a wife? What if she gets bullied by the man after getting married? What if she is tortured? What if the man becomes a wife? What should I do if I die of illness and leave the woman alone..." At this point, he hugged his head and said, "I really can't bear it..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This guy is probably hopeless.

"Fake hair..."

"It's not a fake hair, it's Gui!"

"I think if there is a Santa Claus and he only gives gifts to good people, you shouldn't be able to receive gifts..."

"But I received it..."

"That's why I said Santa Claus doesn't exist..."

"Because you didn't receive the gift?"

"Haha, which Santa Claus would give gifts to a guy who fantasizes about taking a bath with a maid?"

"I told you..." "I know, but wouldn't it be worse if the motive is still because of the other person's mother?"

"What's so bad about this? Maybe that's why Santa Claus gives me gifts..."

"So, Santa Claus is also a thief?"

"Sougo..." Gui Xiaotaro said: "Don't you think I am sharing the worries of the wives? This is to help others..."

"Then you are helping your daughters share their worries..."

"Why didn't I help? It's like a bird, a glass..."

"If I guessed correctly..." Before Katsura Kotaro could finish counting, Sougo Toma said in a very determined tone: "Then it must be something the ladies said that made you help, right?"

"..." Gui Xiaotaro fell silent again.

Sougo Toma continued: "Coupled with your performance after I just asked the question, Gui, do you dare to say that you are not a Cao thief?"

"I just……"

"It's useless what you say. Cao Cao is Cao Cao. He will give gifts to Cao Cao's Santa Claus. Do you think it's possible?"

"Ha..." Gui Xiaotaro chuckled and said, "Doesn't this prove that I have a clear conscience?"

"You even lied to yourself?" Good guy, Sougo Toma really wanted to call him a good guy.

"not at all……"

"Then let me ask a question. Did you receive any gifts from Santa Claus last Christmas?" You can't receive them again, right? The one who broke into the void has made it clear...

"Also received..."

"..." Nani? Sougo Toma was confused: "Still that delivery boy?" Is that delivery boy stupid or has he developed a habit?

"It wasn't him who arrived last year..." Gui Xiaotaro shook his head.

"Have you changed people again?" Sougo Toma just said it again and again. How could he say it again and again? However, is this guy with a fake hair so worried about his house? Are you going there on Christmas Eve?

"No, last year, it should have been delivered to me by Santa Claus himself, right?"

"???" Sougo Toma was startled: "You didn't really see Santa Claus, did you?" If that's the case, that would explain why the other party was so sure, but couldn't we just talk about what happened last year? ? Then again, does Santa Claus really exist in this world? Or...

Is that a type of puberty syndrome? Turning people into Santa Claus?

"Then I didn't see it..."

Tujian Zongwu: "..." Read a book

What the hell!

"Then why do you say..."

"Of course it's because of the gift I received last year. I have to say, it's exactly what I want..." Katsura Kotaro said, "Only Santa Claus can give such a thoughtful gift."

"What is it?"

"Ahem..." Unfortunately, Katsura Kotaro didn't seem to want to answer: "There's no need to say this, it's the gift I wanted anyway..."

"It won't be the fatness of ladies..."

"It's the signed photo of my master and the hot spring reception ticket..." After all, he was forced to come out, Katsura Kotaro: -_-

"I can understand the hot spring reception coupon, but can you sign and take a photo?" Sougo Toma glanced at him: "Are you sure that's the gift you want?"

"Hahaha..." As soon as he finished speaking, Katsura Kotaro laughed and said, "I just suddenly recalled going to the hot springs with Master, but I didn't expect that Santa Claus would notice..."

Sougo Doma felt that the other party looked like a aunt, ahem, idiot: Fake hair, do you think there is a possibility that the person who brought the gifts was actually not Santa Claus, but Santa Claus?

Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?