Chapter 2020 Speed ​​Is Power

"Fake hair, let me ask you a question."

"It's not a fake hair, it's Gui! What's the problem?"

"Is your master very famous?" Sougo Tsuchima once again ignored the other party's passivity.

"Sougo, names do not represent strength, just like what you just said about Super Earthman Yoshida Shoyo..."

"Didn't I say there is no such person!?"

"Hahaha..." Katsura Kotaro laughed again and said: "Sougo, don't lie to me. Since it has been proven that Santa Claus does exist, then Super Earthlings and Teacher Wutian definitely exist somewhere. Tiga..."

"Please bean sack!" Before the other party could finish his words, Sougo Doma said: "How do you prove that Santa Claus does exist?"

"Other than Santa Claus, who can give me a signed photo of my master as a gift?"

"That's why I asked you if Master Xiang is very famous, why do you even have a signed photo!?"

"Sougo, don't you think that if my master is very famous, then you can easily get his autographed photo?" Katsura Kotaro seemed to understand: "That's really a pity, that's great. , my master, he is a genuine nobody..."

"What's there to be proud of!?" Sougo Toma couldn't help but said when he saw the other party suddenly getting angry.

"In other words, he is an expert from outside the world..." Gui Xiaotaro said: "That super earthling..."

"I told you there has never been a Super Earthling!"

"Sougo, Santa Claus..."

"Stop!" Sougo Doma suddenly realized that you can't explain the truth or truth to some people: "Since your master is a nobody, why does Santa Claus have his signed photo? Could it be said that your master has seen him? Santa Claus?"

"..." As soon as he finished speaking, Gui Xiaotaro fell silent. After a while, he said with a look of dissatisfaction: "Master, master, he actually had contact with Santa Claus behind my back. Okay, that's too much..."

Sougo Doma: "Why do you have such an idea? Normally, the Santa Claus who gives you signed photos should not be your master..."

But before he could finish his words, Gui Xiaotaro said: "My master is Santa Claus? How is it possible? My master doesn't have a beard..."

"Pretending, I mean the Santa Claus who gave you the autograph was pretended by your master!!!" Sougo Toma felt very tired.

"My master is abroad!"

"Won't he return to China?"

"Tsk tsk..." Gui Xiaotaro chuckled again and shook the stone: "He came back once two years ago, but after I cut off the sword in his hand, he swore that he would never defeat me before defeating me. Won't appear in front of me..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Ah~ Now, False Hair is really a filial student, so why was his master forced to leave?

Just when he was complaining in his heart, Katsura Kotaro also said: "Let me tell you, although my master looks young, his personality is no different from a stubborn old man. I said I will teach him how to become stronger. As long as he Like me, dress up as a woman and go to work in the store..."

Sougo Toma: "???"

"Fake hair, you still say you are not a madam!?" Letting yourself make women's clothing is really a filial suggestion: "Don't regard your own interests as a way to become stronger..."

"What interest?" Gui Xiaotaro was confused.

"Women's clothing..."

"That's not what I'm interested in..." Katsura Kotaro said: "Women's clothing is a way to exercise your mind. Your gorilla often doesn't wear..." Clothes?

"You also know that it's a gorilla, right? Animals can be compared with humans..." "Although gorillas are animals, with intelligence they are no different from humans!"

"You are on par with that bastard Hijikata...Mr. Hijikata!"

"No..." Gui Xiaotaro's expression changed: "Although becoming stronger is a man's pursuit, food is more precious. I will never turn delicious food into dog food..."

Souma Sougo:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Is it mayonnaise? You're definitely talking about mayonnaise, right?

Please beanbag, this guy doesn't really think that they became stronger because of women's clothing, mayonnaise, and not wearing clothes, right? So, instead of fooling those teammates, he really regarded this as a way to become stronger?

But this doesn't make sense, after all: "Fake hair, I don't have women's clothes, nor..."

"It's not a fake hair, it's Gui! Huh..." Gui Xiaotaro took a deep breath before continuing: "Sougo, not everyone can spend so much money to become stronger like you..."

"What?" Spending so much money to become stronger? Sougo Toma asked himself, when did he become a krypton gold boss?

"The enigmatic Emperor of the Night..." Regarding this, Katsura Kotaro said quietly: "Lingering under the night, walking among the flowers, not touching a leaf, only accompanied by the wine, it is really a very rigorous practice. Woolen cloth……"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Hahaha……

I understand, but in the eyes of the fake hairdresser, is he using this method to temper his will? Think about it, gorillas don't wear clothes, Hijikata eats dog food, and Sougo Doma is a frequent visitor to nightclubs, so this guy Katsura thinks that wearing women's clothes can make you stronger, EMMM...

There's really nothing wrong with it!

"I didn't expect you to discover this..." Very good, he has another reason to go to the nightclub, and it is the kind that has witnesses, and there are more than one witnesses.

"The Guishen XX style is a dojo with a complete inheritance..." Gui Xiaotaro said: "You can't hide it from me."

Blow, keep blowing, Sougo Toma glanced at him: "Then you, Master..."

"He is just a stubborn old guy..." Gui Xiaotaro said coldly: "I have already told him that working in women's clothing is the way to become stronger, and he actually suspected that there was something wrong with my brain..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This is what normal people think!

"Until I cut off the sword in his hand..." Katsura Kotaro seemed to be recalling the past: "Master, he still doesn't want to believe that women's clothing can make people stronger..."

"Ha, haha..." It made sense. Sougo Toma was speechless and could only laugh.

"How could such a master know Santa Claus?" Katsura Kotaro still didn't understand: "Santa Claus should be very strong, right? Although in everyone's eyes he is just an old man who delivers gifts, he can deliver so many in one night A gift..."

"It is indeed very strong..." Sougo Doma glanced: "Speed ​​is power. If he can deliver gifts all over the world in one night, the speed will not be much different even if it does not exceed the speed of light. Do you know what this means? ?”

"Um?"

"Every gift He sends has the power of a comet hitting the earth. In this case, human beings are not extinct?"

"Is Santa Claus so powerful? He is really not an old man who only gives gifts!"

"So it is impossible for the other party to exist at all. Just sending gifts can destroy mankind and even destroy the earth..." A nuclear-level world will never allow this kind of existence.

"Teacher Wu Tian can also destroy the moon with one blow!"

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Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?