Chapter 2024: Taking Things for Granted Is the Way to Become Useless...
Everything within the reach of the sword will be cut down!
Although Newton is already crying? But the coffin board was suppressed...
Sougo Doma always felt that he was very scientific. Even if the instep of his left foot stepped on the instep of his right foot, and the instep of his right foot stepped on the instep of his left foot, slowly rising up, Newton would never rest in peace, but the plumber named Mario could double jump in the air. What's wrong with the instep stepping on the instep of the right instep? What's more, it is said that the instep of the left foot points to the instep of the right foot, but in fact it is a scientific method of borrowing force from various walls——
If Newton had really seen that scene, he would only lament that the potential of the human body is too great, and that the left and right forces are indeed mutual. Sougo Souma gave the wall a force, and the wall returned an upward force to him!
As for jumping from the roof of a building without any damage, it is a high-end force-relieving technique. Newton could only call him an expert when he saw it.
That's right, everything Sougo Doma can do can be explained by science, what? Cutting iron is not scientific. When cutting iron can be popularized, then it will be science!
However, it is not that Sougo Doma didn't understand what Katsura Kotaro meant. Although he knew that it involved various mechanical knowledge, Katsura Kotaro and others did not know. Moreover, not only Sougo Tsuchima jumped unscathed, but also Katsura Kotaro himself would be fine if he jumped from the roof of such a high building, but he couldn't explain the reason for all this——
The body instinctively completes the unloading process.
However, instinct is a behavior that cannot be explained. Therefore, in the eyes of most people, it is unscientific to jump from the roof of a building without any damage. In fact, it is very scientific. To give a real example, a thief was once caught and chased quickly. After he was numb, he jumped out from more than ten floors without thinking. At that time, the policeman thought that the thief was dead, and so was he, but——
The thief who fell downstairs stood up, patted his pants and left. This is what really happened. Others, such as mothers carrying several tons of heavy cars to save their children, etc., may sound equally unscientific at first, but they are. What really happened, Souma Sougo just turned this contingency into inevitability, which can be said to be quite scientific.
Therefore, facing Gui Xiaotai's inquiry, Sougo Toma just glanced and said: "After all, I can't fly, that's not scientific..."
"..."
"Fake hair..."
"no……"
Just as Katsura Kotaro opened his mouth, Sougo Doma interrupted: "If there really is Yoshida Shoyo and there really is turtle qigong, do you think I have to wait for you? I'll be the first to learn it..."
"..." That makes sense. After Katsura Kotaro was silent for a while, he said: "Sougo, Shoyo...Does Yoshida Shoyo really not exist?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Isn't this guy too realistic? From Yoshida Shoyo to Mr. Shoyo, and from Mr. Shoyo to Yoshida Shoyo...
"Indeed not, I just heard you say that you and Tsurumi... your student is like your master and your master..." At this point, Sougo Tsuchima paused: "By the way, will I be like you in the future? Decisively judge the master?"
"How is that possible!?" Katsura Kotaro asked back at first, and then continued: "Please bean sack, Sougo, why is it Yoshida Shoyo and not someone else?"
"Is Eliza Saki's last name Yoshida?"
"Eh?" Katsura Kotaro was stunned, Yoshida? Yuan, it turns out that’s the case!
"It seems you have figured it out..."
Gui Kotaro:"……"
"So, there is no Santa Claus in this world, there are no super earthlings, there is no turtle qigong, and even big bones can't make soup!"
"No..." Gui Xiaotaro said, "I don't believe it, this is not true, this is definitely not true."
Seeing this desolate scene, Sougo felt comfortable as Toma, the Fantasy Killer, said, "Farewell!"
If he knew that the guy with the fake hair was just here to negotiate terms with the principal, he would probably never meet him face to face. Wouldn't it be nice to be a salted fish in the service department? What’s not in the activity room? TV, drinks, game console, if he doesn't need a bath, he can stay in there for a month! "So, you skipped class just to play games?" Yukinoshita Yukino had a headache. She didn't even know whether her approach to creating the service department was correct or not. Of course, it didn't mean that she had any idea about the principles she had set. What dissatisfaction, it’s just...
How could she become someone's playground after a good service ministry? Although this is no longer a matter of a day or two, in the past, the other party would sneak away without class, but today, the teacher just turned his back, and the bastard Toma disappeared, let alone the teacher, even her Neither of them noticed how the other party disappeared——
Yukinoshita Yukino was still thinking about where the other party would go, but the result - the service department activity room has become a place where filth and evil are hiding!
Damn it, how on earth can we drive this bastard Toma out of the service department? This is her club! ! !
In response, Sougo Toma said: "Don't make any noise, I will clear the level soon, and the bento is on the table..."
"Um..." The second lady was silent. She was angry because she still had to eat lunch.
Natsukawa Zhenliang and others: "..."
The president is really easy to bribe. By the way, what’s in today’s lunch? I can't bear it anymore...
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
It’s not that she wants to become useless, it’s just that the enemy is too cunning. Such a serious guy like Yukinoshita has developed the habit of reaching out for food. He used to bring lunch every day, but look now...
Haha, the lunch boxes for the service department have been contracted by Sougo-kun! Read a book
"Hey..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu sighed. Even after joining the club, she was still on the verge of becoming a useless person. When she thought of this, she turned grief and anger into appetite...
When looking at other people, most of them turn their grief and anger into appetites.
"Dong, dong..." Just when everyone was getting carried away with eating, the door of the service department was knocked again.
Fortunately, there was a knock on the door, giving Yukinoshita and others time to tidy up their appearance: "Please come in..."
"Bang." After receiving permission, the door to the service department was opened: "Sorry for disturbing you..."
Sorry to bother you, they are all eating!
Looking carefully, the two visitors from the drama club who pushed in the door were the two visitors from the drama club. Fortunately, everyone had sorted themselves out. Yukinoshita Yukino was as elegant as ever: "I remember you are..."
As soon as the second young lady opened her mouth, the visitor said: "Yes, we are from the drama club..."
"Uh..." Yukinoshita Yukino was a little helpless. She hadn't said anything yet: "You are here..."
"Yes, we are here to invite you to take a look at the script we wrote..."
"..." Yukinoshita Yukino: (—_—!)
Can't you just let her finish her sentence?
"Have you finished writing your script?"
"Yes, after we heard about Master Mo Xuyou's deeds, we decided to learn from him..."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Hey, hey, are you so easy to deceive?
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
Ha, ha ha...
"It's a pity..." Just when everyone was complaining, the visitor added: "We have checked a lot of information, but we have never found the life of Master Mo Xuyou..."
Because there is no such person at all! Everyone in the service department was complaining crazily.
As if he heard their voices, the man continued: This made us doubt the existence of Master Mo Su You.