Chapter 2017 Schrödinger's Santa Claus...

No, it doesn’t matter whether Santa’s work attitude is bad or not. The problem is that his image in the mind of this long-haired man (with fake hair) will be greatly damaged. If the other person thinks that Santa Claus is just like that...

"By the way..." Just when the shadow man was thinking about how to deal with the situation at hand, Katsura Kotaro said again: "Can you let me meet Santa Claus?"

"Eh?" Where can the shadow man find Santa Claus?

"You should have his contact information, right?" Katsura Kotaro put on a serious face: "Although it's nice to receive Christmas gifts, I think the children would rather see Santa Claus, so..."

"..." Who wants to see it? The shadow man complained in his heart, while turning his mind and said: "You don't have to worry about this. As for the children, the gifts are all collected by Santa Claus himself. It is because the children must be given priority, so you I will deliver it here..."

"So, is it because I'm an adult that Santa Claus doesn't bother to come?"

Shadow Man: "..."

Can you please stop being so serious and say such things?

"It's not that I'm too lazy to come over. As you just said, the children want to see Santa Claus more. In fact, Santa Claus also wants to see the children, but Christmas time is limited after all, so we have to be considerate of each other..."

"Okay..." Katsura Kotaro seemed to be convinced: "What about my Christmas gift?"

Shadow Man: "..."

It's over, it's over, where is he going to prepare gifts? He obviously came here to get gifts and be cool...

What should I do? If I can’t come up with a gift, my lie will be exposed, right? If the lie is exposed, will he be split in half? But now he has nothing but an unlocking wire in his pocket. Should he be asked to give away the wire? Will he be killed? You can't give your clothes to the other person, right?

Looking at the silent black figure, Katsura Kotaro suddenly said sharply: "You didn't lose my gift, did you?"

Shadow Man:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Is this tone angry? He is definitely angry! hateful:

"Actually, my clothes are a gift from Santa Claus..." Just clothes.

Katsura Kotaro: "???"

Just when he was confused, the shadow man said: "Hey Duo, do you know why you were sent by Santa Claus to deliver gifts?"

"Because you two know each other?"

"..." He thought, fearing that the other party would ask for his contact information: "No, no, it's actually because I'm not a good boy..."

"Eh?"

"As we all know, good children receive gifts from Santa Claus on Christmas Day, but what about the bad children?"

"Bad boys don't get gifts..."

"No, it's not just that he can't receive gifts..." The shadow man shook his head: "Not only can the bad boy not receive gifts, but he also has to help Santa Claus distribute gifts to others. Even though he can't receive gifts himself, he has to do it without clothes to keep out the cold. Do you know the feeling of walking through the cold streets and delivering gifts to others?”

"..." After Gui Xiaotaro was silent for a long time, he shook his head and said, "I don't know, but is this Santa Claus's punishment for bad children? It sounds good, but you are wearing clothes..."

"Hey..." The shadow man said: "That's why I said this is your gift..."

"Um?"

"To put it bluntly, the gifts from Santa Claus are what people want most..." The shadow man explained: "Because it was too cold, I opened the gifts and got this suit..." "That is to say Did you open my gift?"

"Hey Duo, I'm sorry, because I'm really cold..."

"Please bean sack!" Gui Xiaotaro said: "Since the gifts are gone, what are you doing here?"

"Let me explain to you..." The shadow man said bravely: "It would be terrible if you doubt the authenticity of Santa Claus because you didn't receive the gift and become a bad person..."

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Sougo Toma seemed to have really seen the above, so after seeing the fake hair naturally admitting that he accepted the gift, Sougo Toma said: "..."

The shadow man probably never dreamed that someone would take off all the clothes he was wearing, right?

"Fake hair, do you think there is a possibility that that bad boy delivery boy was not actually sent by Santa Claus..."

"How is that possible!?" Katsura Kotaro retorted: "If he wasn't sent to my house by Santa Claus, then why did he come to my house on Christmas Day?"

"Breaking through the void?"

"Hahaha..." As soon as he finished speaking, Katsura Kotaro laughed again: "That's even more impossible."

"WHY...why is it impossible?"

"You said that if you break into a ghost, it must be because no one is at home, but I was at home at the time..." Katsura Kotaro explained: "Which breaker would choose to break in when someone is around?"

"Perhaps the other party thinks you are not at home?"

"Hahaha..." Gui Xiaotaro laughed again: "It's still impossible..."

"Why?"

"Who breaks into the empty house and brings gifts?"

"Are you sure that the other person was a gift and you didn't steal it for him?" Sougo Toma glanced at him.

"It's not picking it off, it's taking it!" Gui Xiaotaro emphasized: "That's a gift from Santa Claus. It's only natural that I take it back. Don't talk about picking it off..."

“…” He was so stubborn, but this didn’t bother Sougo Doma: “Since you said that the other party was a deliveryman sent by Santa Claus, what about the next Christmas? Did you receive a gift two years ago?”

“Of course I did…” But Katsura Kotaro said: “On Christmas Eve two years ago, I was thinking about whether to go to the hot spring…”

“Did the other party give you a hot spring or a hot spring voucher?”

“Very close…” Katsura Kotaro nodded and said: “The other party gave me a souvenir from the hot spring hotel, a hot spring egg, but it tasted almost like an ordinary egg…”

Sougo Doma:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Nani, how is it possible? If the first year was a burglary, then the second year should not come, why would there be a gift? Was the other party really sent by Santa Claus? Does Santa Claus really exist? Think about it carefully, even puberty syndrome exists, and it seems that the existence of Santa Claus is not something that cannot be rejected…

Accept it, he still can’t accept it! If there really is a mysterious creature like Santa Claus in this world, then why has he never received a gift?

"How is it, Sougo? Do you believe in the existence of Santa Claus now?" But just as he was madly firming his belief in his heart, Katsura Kotaro said again: "Let me tell you, Santa Claus's punishment is terrible. If you offend Him because you don't believe in him, you might be punished like the deliveryman..."

Hehe, Sougo Doma laughed. It would have been fine if the fake-haired guy didn't mention punishment. As soon as he mentioned punishment, he realized something was wrong: If Santa Claus really punishes bad kids, then why haven't I been punished?

Am I a person with vested interests who just arrived in the second dimension?