Chapter 307 Mom, Why Don’t We Kill Ran Deng? 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】
Zhou Ruotong smiled and handed the watermelon juice on the table to Mu Guiying:
"Wear the dragon robe of whatever color you like, no need to worry."
"Xiao Fengyang said that the color of the dragon robe should correspond to the five virtues and cannot be worn randomly."
The theory of the Five Virtues has been around for a long time. The Qin Dynasty advocated the virtue of water, so the dragon robe was black. In the Han Dynasty, the virtue of water was first adopted, and later it was changed to the virtue of fire. Therefore, the Han Dynasty was also called Yanhan, and the dragon robe was also black mixed with red. host.
In the Sui and Tang Dynasties, when Tu virtue was advocated, dragon robes became bright yellow.
The Song Dynasty advocated the virtue of fire, so the official emperor's uniform was changed to red.
Li Yu felt that the direction of Mu Guiying's worries was always very strange. He didn't even scratch his head before he began to worry about the color of the dragon robe. Can he think about some practical issues?
Zhou Ruotong still has a way:
"A saint can change the sky and the earth. You can let the empress change the world to whatever color you like. How simple!"
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:
"Yes, this is a good idea!"
The matter was settled, the girl took two sips of ice-cold watermelon juice and talked about the equipment that the fourth prince took with him when he left:
"He brought a bunch of books, a large-capacity outdoor power supply, a set of solar power panels, a gift package for beginners, and a hundred kilograms of gunpowder. He promised that someone would send me some oil as soon as possible."
Good guy, if you give me so many things, aren't you afraid that he will betray you?
Li Yu asked:
"How to ensure his loyalty?"
"It's very simple. He swore a poisonous oath in front of the master's statue. Once he violates it, he will suffer the pain of being cut into pieces, and the entire Xixia royal family will not die well."
The second half of this oath is obviously revenge on the family.
This guy wouldn't take the opportunity to find a way to fulfill the oath, and then drag the entire Xixia royal family to hell, right?
If this is true, it can be regarded as "a family must be neat and tidy" in the physical sense.
Lu Bu said with a smile:
"You dare to swear a poisonous oath in front of Master, Senior Sister is sure... No, you should not be called Senior Sister, but Your Majesty, Senior Sister. Lu is really lucky to have a Senior Sister who is the emperor!"
Mu Guiying laughed:
"Junior brother, no matter how much you praise us, the two thousand grassland horses cannot be less! We at Muke Village never do business at a loss, and you are no exception!"
"Senior sister, what you said is out of context. Zhang Liao has just captured three thousand war horses, and he plans to give them all to Muke Village... You are so business-like, which makes it difficult for us. Let's just say two thousand horses."
Upon hearing that there were three thousand horses, the leader of the village immediately changed the subject:
"I just said that junior brother is handsome again today. When we catch Empress Xiao of Daliao later, if she is good-looking, she can be given to junior brother as a bed-warming maid."
When Lu Bu heard this, he quickly refused:
"No, no, no, I'm not Ah Ma. I always miss my older brother..."
The two junior brothers shamelessly blew rainbow farts at each other, and Lu Bu also promised to help Mu Guiying bring Sun Shangxiang here:
"Now that Xuande is no longer in the Three Kingdoms world, Sun Shangxiang may be lonely in the future. It is better to send him directly to Muke Village to avoid staying in his parents' home and being disliked by others."
In fact, I had thought about sending Sun Shangxiang to Qilin Village before, but now the famous Gongyao Ji in history is at most two or three years old, or even younger. By the time she reaches adulthood, Xuande will be over sixty, and she is not suitable at all.
So it’s better to go to Muke Village and become a feminist.
Anyway, with your empress taking care of you, wouldn't it be nice to be a female general who fights in the north and south?
Mu Guiying said:
"You can bring her here as early as possible. It doesn't matter if you're six or seven or eight or nine years old. I need to accumulate some experience in raising children. What if I don't have experience raising Nezha in the future?"
Why are you still obsessed with Nezha?
Li Yu didn't care about this girl's crazy words, but looked at Zhou Ruotong and asked:
"What do you want to eat tonight?"
"Anything is fine... Guiying, what do you want to eat? I'll satisfy your request."
Zhou Ruotong likes the pistachio-like Mu Guiying very much. With her around, he won't have any worries.
After hearing that she could decide what to eat for dinner, Mu Guiying became excited:
"Catch the mutton. Someone passed by with a large group of prairie sheep two days ago. He said it was for the Pan family in the capital. I thought it was from the Pan family. Unexpectedly, it was Pan Renmei. I immediately led someone to rob it. Wait. I’ll go back and pick up two skinned ones later, so we can all taste the taste of fresh prairie sheep.”
Pan Renmei?
Isn't this the number one villain in "The Romance of the Yang Family"?
Yang Linggong and Yang Qilang were all killed by this guy. He didn't expect that there would be people on the grassland specially giving him sheep, so he had to try this hand-caught mutton.
Lu Bu originally planned to go back. When he heard that there was something delicious, he hurriedly sent two boxes over and pretended to bring two carp weighing ten kilograms.
"Senior sister has brought out two sheep, so I'll pair them with two fish to make a splash!"
As soon as he brought the two fish into the kitchen, Mu Guiying sent two skinned whole sheep. The color was about one year old, which was perfect for making hand-caught mutton.
Li Yu put the sheep into water and soaked it to wash off the wool on the surface.
Then chop it into large pieces and start boiling it in water.
Then scrape off the scales of the two fish, take out the internal organs, wash off the black membrane in the abdominal cavity, and marinate them with onions and ginger.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, he washed the fish scales several times, drained the water, sprinkled dry starch and seasonings, mixed evenly, so that the fish scales were covered with starch, and then put them in a frying pan to fry.
Soon, a delicious crispy fish scales was ready.
After Mu Guiying took a bite, she immediately filled a small basin and carried it back to Muke Village. She first gave a bowl to Xiao Fengyang, and then gave the rest to the empress.
Hoho, it’s another day to be a good disciple!
After the mutton was cooked, Li Yu also made the two fish into braised big carp and spicy big carp. The two fish were paired with two pots of mutton. Today's dinner was delicious and solid.
Just as they were about to start dinner, Li Shimin, Yue Fei, Qin Qiong and Zishou all arrived.
"Come on, come on, let's eat!"
Li Yu put some chive sauce on the plate, added a little green chili sauce, and placed it in front of Professor Zhou.
The perfectly cooked lamb is dipped in chive sauce and you can’t get enough of it!
Zi Shou fell in love with this sauce after just one bite:
"Not bad, not bad. It's delicious. Sir, can you buy me a few boxes?"
Qin Qiong, who was on the way to Chang'an, also expressed that he wanted some. When he arrived in Chang'an, he would meet heroes from all walks of life. Then he would treat everyone to a meal of hand-caught mutton. It was so beautiful!
Li Yu said:
"No problem. I'll buy more chive sauce online later. This stuff is suitable for eating with meat. It's appetizing and relieves fatigue."
Qin Qiong ate mutton and talked about what he had experienced along the way:
"Bandits are everywhere, and there are people stationed on almost every hilltop. Fortunately, Brother Xie Xian gave me his Green Forest Token when he left. Otherwise, it would be really difficult to reach Chang'an safely."
In the original work, Qin Qiong was able to walk to Chang'an swaggeringly with gifts because of Shan Xiongxin's favor, plus he met two treasures, Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng, on the way.
But now Wang Bodang is far away in Taiyuan as the mountain king, Xie Yingdeng and Shan Xiongxin went to Water Margin to talk about the world of mountains, and the bond between Qin Qiong and Lulin is not as deep as in the original work.
If Xie Yingden hadn't thought of this and given his token to Brother Qin in advance, there wouldn't have been many twists and turns along the way.
Knowing that the mutton eaten today was from Pan Renmei, Qin Qiong asked:
"The Pan family is very domineering in the capital. What should we do if we send people to attack Muke Village?"
Mu Guiying didn't care at all:
"Leave me all the equipment and people. When I meet Pan Renmei in the future, I will have to say thank you."
Good guy, you think of me as the captain of the transportation team, right?
As a native of the Song Dynasty, Yue Fei analyzed carefully:
"The Pan family is not in trouble at the moment. The more traitorous a minister is, the more he knows how to be patient and wait until he gets the opportunity to make a big move... So Marshal Mu cannot take it lightly and must be on guard."
"Don't worry, Xiao Feifei. We plan to build more than ten gun towers on the site of Muke Village. They are masonry and concrete structures with built-in cannons and a beacon tower on the top. They can be used for observation, archery, and flying drones. We can also send messages to ensure that Muke Village is impregnable and foolproof."
As long as a signal is sent from a gun tower, the men and horses of Muke Village can quickly kill them.
Relying on artillery and explosives, not to mention completely annihilating the invading enemy, at least it can severely damage the opponent.
Lu Bu said enthusiastically:
"Don't throw away the collected weapons and armor. They are all good things if you get them from our Three Kingdoms world."
"Don't worry, junior brother, I'll leave it all for you guys. As long as we have war horses, this won't be a problem."
Now Muke Village still needs war horses. When Muke Village opens up the connection with the grassland and Xixia, there will be a steady stream of war horses. When Lu Bu wants to change his troops, armor and weapons, he can only rely on the output of talents.
Just as he was talking, Mu Guiying noticed that there was a braided red rope tied around Li Shimin's wrist. She immediately felt as if Conan was possessed by him and felt something was wrong:
"Little brat, what's wrapped around your wrist?"
Li Shimin quickly pushed his sleeves downwards, and when he saw everyone looking over, he said with some embarrassment:
"Two days ago, I brought some food to visit Changsun's house. Changsun Wugu forced it on me and refused to let me take it off. I had to wear it even when taking a shower."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You haven't said anything since you walked in, just waiting to spread the dog food, right?
A ten-year-old kid, instead of studying hard, actually imitates adults in dating. If he is trapped in love and resorts to drinking to drown his sorrows, shouldn't he be sent to the pediatrician for emergency treatment?
Zhou Ruotong said:
"Don't leave your studies behind. Just take a look and see if Changsun Wugu has asthma. If so, we'll buy you some medicine here and take it over."
"Thank you, Master, I promise you won't delay your studies!"
After everyone finished chatting, Zishou talked about the world of gods:
"That Qiong Xiao is so annoying. He deliberately blocked the solar power generation panels for two days in a row, causing a serious drop in power generation. He didn't listen to what the Grand Master said."
So naughty?
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"You can think of other ways to attract her attention, such as playing games under her clouds and deliberately turning up the volume. She will definitely be fooled."
Although Sanxiao is already a Daluo Jinxian, he has never seen anything from modern society. Once he takes it out, it will definitely attract their attention.
Especially Qiong Xiao, who is very arrogant in the original work. As long as she is cultivated into an Internet-addicted girl, let alone solar power generation panels, she will even have several top-notch combat powers.
Well, as long as Qiong Xiao ends up, Bixiao Yunxiao will definitely not stay out of it, and Zhao Gongming, the sworn brother of the three, will definitely end up as well.
One game console deceives four masters. Is there any better deal than this?
After hearing this plan, Li Shimin asked innocently:
"Sir, why are you so expert at coaxing girls?"
Li Yu: "..."
My child, don’t leave after school. I’ll give you a small stove!
Zhou Ruotong looked at this guy with interest:
"Shimin is right to ask, why are you so professional?"
"It's all theoretical knowledge I learned online, but I haven't put it into practice... Let's eat and eat. The fish today is particularly tender and the braise is very good. Try it all."
Lu Bu quickly agreed:
"Yes, yes, this fish is particularly good. The meat is meat and thorns are thorns. It's super delicious."
Damn it, why does your attempt to smooth things over sound so much like Gong Huo?
Zhou Ruotong liked to see Mr. Li being defeated, but after all, the students were here and she had to save face for the stinky guy. She smiled and said:
"There is also a brand new handheld console in the study. Zishou should take it there. If Qiong Xiao wants to play, teach her."
"Thank you, Master!"
Pulling Sanxiao into his own camp, not to mention anything else, at least he can bask in the sun anytime and anywhere during the day, and the solar power panels can be turned on to generate electricity.
Well, this is a typical low investment and high return, don’t miss it!
After the meal, Zishou took the half-pot of leftover mutton and the brand new handheld console in the study and went back first, planning to use the game console to make a nest and catch Qiong Xiao.
Li Shimin wanted to play here for a while, but Li Yu stuffed him with a whole set of test papers for the first grade of junior high school. He curled his lips and almost cried.
This is the price of teasing the teacher!
Yue Fei talked about the changes in Qilin Village. People from the Intelligence Department had spread all over Hebei. The newly joined Shenjuzi Ma Ling also followed the Intelligence Department and became the leading party.
This general with comprehensive COS Nezha will become Liu Bei's correspondent in the future, specializing in long-distance communications.
As for Gongsun Sheng, although flying around saves time, this kind of nuclear weapon is too wasteful to send messages. It is better to use it as little as possible for non-important things.
Moreover, he had just finished watching "Water Margin" recently and was about to leave for Mangdang Mountain to invite Fan Rui and the others to join Qilin Village and win over the masters in advance.
"The copycat has already taken shape. Senior Brother Shi is leading people to make traps and raise the security level...Ordnance purchased from Daming Mansion has also been shipped. Everyone thinks that this kind of purchase is very cost-effective and plans to increase the purchase intensity."
Artificial gems, artificial crystals, artificial diamonds and other items that are worthless in modern society have become treasures that can replace a large number of weapons in ancient times. This business is indeed a good deal.
After Yue Fei left, Li Yu looked through Ma Ling's information again and felt that this guy looked very similar to Nezha. Not only did he have hot wheels, but he also had gold bricks specially used to knock down sap.
Look back and see how Ma Ling's gold brick is. If there is still room for upgrade, give it a makeover, or ask Wen Zhong to carve some formations on it to increase its lethality.
While watching, Zhou Ruotong walked in. Seeing Li Yu busy with business, he couldn't help but kiss this guy:
"Guiying and I went to the supermarket in the city. We will come back tomorrow morning. Is there anything we need to buy?"
"No, there's nothing missing here."
Li Yu turned the computer chair, hugged Professor Zhou's long legs, and put his head right against Professor Zhou's chest. He wanted to say goodbye but was worried that he would be beaten violently.
"Okay, I won't let you hold me until there's no one around next time. Let's go. Let's wholesale some fruits and let people from other worlds take them back to have a taste."
"Thank you for your hard work, wife."
After Professor Zhou left, Li Yu sat in front of the computer and continued to sort out the information about the world in the book.
At around nine o'clock in the evening, he went downstairs for a patrol, chatted with the residents who were taking night scenes, and gave them instructions on how to take pictures of the starry sky. Just as he was about to go back upstairs to rest, Zishou, who had left before, suddenly appeared again. He looked a little panicked.
Li Yu hurriedly greeted him:
"Why are you here now? What happened?"
Zi Shou said with lingering fear:
"Just now, that illusory figure appeared again in my dream, saying that if I continued to have my own way, the end would be miserable. It also put the tragic death of Yin Hong and Yin Jiao into my mind."
Hearing this, Li Yu led him towards the scenic spot:
"While your memory is clear, let me see who is causing the trouble."
Zi Shou was still a little panicked:
"Sir, can we really change the plot of Fengshen?"
"You have no other choice, unless you want to follow the old path of the original plot and become a person who brings disaster to the country and the people, and betrays everyone."
Upon hearing this, Zi Shou's mood eased a lot.
As soon as she came within the sensing range of the statue, the empress took the initiative and said:
"There are traces of the saint's appearance in Zi Shou's dream. Let him continue to recall, and I will make a calculation."
Li Yu conveyed this to Zi Shou, and the result soon came to fruition:
"It is indeed Zhunti. He seems to be involved with Ran Deng. These two people should have other plans."
Ran Deng liked to rely on his elders when he was teaching, and he was very utilitarian. He even got himself the title of deputy leader. After Duobao was listed on the market through a backdoor, Ran Deng became an ancient Buddha, with a transcendent status.
Li Yu asked:
"Doesn't he want to get involved with Chanjiao this time? Why did he get involved with Zhunti?"
"It's normal. Ran Deng sees the hope of becoming a saint. As long as he replaces Duobao and becomes Tathagata Buddha, and takes precautions against Taoist Mosquitoes, and guards the twelve-grade lotus platform, he may be able to cross that threshold."
Regardless of whether you follow the Chan Sect or the Western Sect, it is still a part-time job, but as long as you operate it properly and become the top leader of Buddhism, supported by a complete twelve-level lotus platform, coupled with the blessing of the four major dharma bodies, and the golden body is fully opened, you may be able to rise from the peak. Daluo Jinxian became a saint.
At that time, there were hundreds of millions of Buddhist believers supporting him, and not even the empress could do anything to him.
Damn, this Lao Deng is quite good at planning!
Li Yu thought that now that Ding Haizhu had returned to Zhao Gongming's hands again, and now was the time when Ran Deng was at his weakest, a thought suddenly came to his mind:
"Mom, how about we kill Ran Deng now!"
This suggestion made the empress a little unresponsive:
"Kill? The list of gods has not been released, so killing is in vain."
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Kill him now and it will be over. He will not be able to become a god, nor will he be reincarnated. The spiritual energy in his body will return to the world and completely dissipate."
Is this still the stupid son who doesn't even dare to look at the floating corpse... The queen didn't expect that this timid guy would come up with more bold ideas than the last.
Last time I planned to make a plan, this time I planned to kill Ran Deng.
However, the list of gods has not yet been released, so everyone should think that they will not take action. If they really get rid of Ran Deng at this time, maybe they can really succeed!
Thinking of this, the empress said:
"Come to my statue and let us sum it up!"
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