Chapter 303 Did Jiutian Xuannv Give In? 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"What are you carrying?"

As soon as he reached the statue, the gentle voice of the empress rang in his mind.

Li Yu explained in his mind as he walked:

"I didn't bother to buy you food today. I made some spicy cakes myself. I cut dried chili peppers into sections and boiled them until soft, then wrapped them in starch and fried them..."

"Not bad, the crispy ones are quite delicious."

When he came to the statue, Li Yu did not directly report the leader of the village, but first talked about business:

"Having eliminated several important leaders of Liangshan so easily, is Jiutian Xuannv planning to let Fang La's people go up the mountain?"

The empress did not answer, but directly shared a picture in Li Yu's mind.

The endless water pool turned golden under the reflection of the setting sun. The originally beautiful scenery was ruined by a floating corpse on the water.

It was already dark now, and Li Yu didn't dare to look:

"Who is this, mom?"

The empress was amused by this guy's timid appearance:

"Look at your courage, you don't dare to look at the floating corpse? This is Liangshanbo, and he is Li Li, the last one on your must-kill list... He suddenly fell into the water today and died unfortunately."

My day, what does this mean?

Hearing the name Li Li, Li Yu couldn't help but stare at the floating corpse.

It must have just been soaked in water for a short period of time, and the skin has not turned white as usual, nor does it appear the giant look that must be seen in forensic movies and TV dramas. It does not look scary.

Moreover, Li Li's expression was quite peaceful, without any sign of pain.

The majestic Jieyangling tyrant actually died in such an inexplicable way. Did he slip and fall into the water or commit suicide?

But if they were killed by suicide, Song Jiang and the others did not know the existence of the must-kill list, which makes no sense logically.

The screen turned, and a scribe in his thirties appeared, asking Yan Qing who was left on the list. Next to him were Xie Yingdeng, Shi Wengong and others.

If you ask this scribe, he must be Zhu Wu, right?

Li Yu speculated:

"Did Zhu Wu's words be heard by Jiutian Xuannv?"

"Yes, they must have changed their strategy and asked you to kill your enemies. They even took the initiative to get rid of the people you wanted to kill to reduce the hatred of Qilin Village towards Liangshan."

Lower our hatred?

Is Jiutian Xuannu giving in?

The empress ate the spicy cakes and patiently explained:

"She did this mainly to express a signal that she would not take the initiative to harm the human race. If I guess correctly, those who are full of evil will not be able to go to Liangshan in the future."

Is this a plan to eliminate some of the dross, cut off the relationship with Qilin Village, in exchange for time to focus on development, and continue to complete the plot of the original "Water Margin"?

It's really hard for Qilin Village to keep holding on to Liangshan for doing this.

After all, Xuande has always emphasized putting the people first. As long as Liangshan doesn't have so many evil-doers, it really can't keep chasing them.

It's only been a few years since Jin Bing went south, so it's better to focus on business.

But who is Song Jiang, the Xuannv of the Nine Heavens?

He was so active in bringing him back to heaven that he even did not hesitate to tear down Fang La's plot.

I always felt like there was melon in it that could be eaten... Li Yu listened to his old mother's chewing sound, pinched out a piece of spicy cake, put it into his mouth, and started eating:

"Deng Fei has never eaten anyone, has he?"

"No, he's quite a young man. He's on his way to Qilin Village right now. He should be there soon."

Okay, that must-kill list in the study can be destroyed.

I don’t dare to write this kind of list indiscriminately in the future, lest the administrators secretly write it down and treat it as some top directive to implement.

This is the disadvantage of being a myth, it seems that everything you do has deep meaning.

Fortunately, the beauties from various book worlds are not listed, otherwise the B&Bs would definitely be in a state of chaos now.

Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu asked again:

"When Liangshan recruits troops, will they attack Qilin Village?"

"There is this possibility in the future, and there are other possibilities. You don't need to worry about this. The imperial court has sent people to Jeju Mansion to prepare for the conquest of Liangshan. Don't pay too much attention to it for the time being."

It is said to be a conquest, but there is a high probability that it will send a wave of equipment and then return without success.

I'm still waiting to plunder a wave of food when Liangshan attacks Zhujiazhuang. I wonder if there will be this opportunity.

We have to ask the Intelligence Department to pay attention to the battle situation over there, and take action when it's time to take action. Anyway, after two B&Bs, it's not a trivial matter to grab some food and transport it back to the real world.

In order to make it easier to steal food, Li Yu even planned to modify a set of automatic loading equipment on the rear eight wheels.

This thing is like a water pump. Once it is inserted directly into the granary, the grain will be continuously sucked into the bucket. Those who collect grain in the village do it this way. It is simple and trouble-free.

After talking about this, Li Yu asked insinuatingly about a certain bandit:

"What is Guiying doing?"

The picture in his mind turned, and Mu Guiying appeared in a little yellow duck pajamas. She was sitting on the edge of the bed, her trouser legs rolled up, painting her feet with nail polish.

She practices martial arts all year round, and her muscles are tight and her skin is white.

The white and tender feet are painted with bright red nail polish, which looks quite beautiful.

Sitting next to her was Li Fengyang, who was also wearing pajamas. She was holding a strawberry bear doll and watching Mu Guiying apply nail polish with a look of disgust:

"It's such a gaudy color. If you saw the overnight meal, you would puke."

Li Yu: "..."

Don't talk nonsense. Isn't this pretty? How could it be gaudy?

Mu Guiying said while applying it carefully:

"I take all your attacks as jealousy. I am thirteen years old, but I have no height and no figure. It is normal for me to be jealous of a young girl like me... You really don't want to try this color? It's very beautiful."

"I still like transparent colors. This kind of gaudy color is suitable for you old women."

Just after finishing speaking, Li Fengyang covered his head.

Obviously, an old mother who was peeking at the screen was stimulated by the word "old woman".

Li Yu thought the two girls were playing games, but luckily he was careful and didn't report them directly.

The empress said:

"I confiscated the game console, and by the way, I blocked their thoughts on the game console. From now on, they can only play it for one hour a day. They can't become addicted. This thing can change the secretion of dopamine. It's no good if you become addicted."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

My dear mother, can you stop using such professional words?

The old human mother who always felt so good became a medical expert.

I thought that only parents in the real world like to control their children playing games, but I didn’t expect that the ancestors of mankind were also like this. It belongs to the same line.

Li Yu looked around and found that the room was quite elegantly decorated, but there were too many bright yellow decorations. There was a 100-inch TV set next to it, and "Tom and Jerry" was playing.

A man who wants to be an emperor still watches such childish cartoons.

Continuing to look, Li Yu found several sets of underwear hanging on the hangers in the corner, and quickly shook his head to make the pictures in his mind disappear completely.

Good guy, I accidentally peeked into Her Majesty the Queen's boudoir.

If this spreads out, she won't be allowed to chase me and throw the knife?

The empress said:

"Next, Xie Yingdeng will officially become Ronaldinho's disciple. There is nothing going on there. Let Xuande develop with peace of mind. Find out the situation as soon as possible and occupy Hebei. Don't always live in Qilin Village."

"Don't worry, my dear, I know what to do."

Although Qilin Village is a good place, only by jumping to a wider world can we stir up the wind and clouds and transform into a dragon.

Xuande should know this very well. Now that the army is strong and the horse is strong, it is really time to stretch his muscles.

Taking advantage of the old mother's good mood today, Li Yu asked:

"Mom, how is Zhuge Liang doing now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a teenage boy appeared in his mind, standing by the lotus tank, laughing and having a water fight with several children.

During this period, Zhuge Liang also had his uncle Zhuge Xuan to rely on. He smiled heartily and happily, and his little face was full of lively and cute innocence.

Li Yu really wanted to take a picture of this scene. He was so happy when he was a child, but when he grew up, he dedicated his life to death because of the kindness of three visits to the thatched cottage, and contributed his last bit of strength to Ji Han.

Before he died, he did not forget to find a successor to inherit the emperor's uncle's legacy and continue the Northern Expedition.

Thinking of the relationship between Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang that has been passed down through the ages, Li Yu asked:

"Should I send Zhuge Liang to the Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue?"

"It's not necessary. If he goes, his eyesight will be completely darkened, and he will have to familiarize himself with everything all over again. Moreover, Wen Huanzhang is a character created based on Zhuge Liang. If he goes, the functions will overlap, and it is better to assist Liu Xie."

Well, I also want the prime minister to follow the emperor's uncle to fight for wealth, to make up for the regret that in the original work, he was tied up from beginning to end and couldn't let go.

But if you stay in the Three Kingdoms world, you can still fight for wealth.

There is no need for the Prime Minister to participate in the war at all. After all, in the original work, he was also specialized in internal affairs at the beginning. It was because of the lack of manpower in the military in the later period that he bit the bullet and took the lead.

Then he entered the martial arts temple and became one of the ten wise men of the martial arts temple.

Becoming a military strategist on a part-time job, his life is really awesome and needs no explanation.

Now that the prime minister is given a powerful court and abundant resources, I wonder what miracles he can create in the world of the Three Kingdoms. I really look forward to it!

After watching Zhuge Liang, Li Yu chatted with his old mother for a while, and then went back with the remaining spicy cakes.

"This stuff is pretty good. I'll make more next time and ask Guiying to take it back to me."

Good guy, are you still addicted to eating?

Li Yu agreed:

"Don't worry, I'll make it for you when I have time. I'll make a few more flavors by the way."

You can add some fragrant fried river prawns, peanuts, cashews and other ingredients into the spicy puff pastry, which is perfect for drinking.

Back at the B&B, Li Yu came upstairs and found Li Shimin's little friend wearing headphones and watching an online class. There was a notepad in front of him, which recorded various knowledge points.

Look, this is a good boy who is proactive and makes people worry-free.

Li Yu brought him some fruit, sat in front of another computer, and looked at the territorial map of Hebei during the Northern Song Dynasty.

At ten o'clock, he and Li Shimin went back to their rooms to rest.

Early the next morning, the master and apprentice got up and ran together. Li Yu told Zhao Dahu about making the sun and moon swords.

The lengths of these two swords are different. The left hand is shorter and lighter, suitable for straight stabbing. The right hand is longer and has a thick blade, more suitable for chopping.

I don’t know if Mr. Zhou is good at double swords. If Hu Sanniang can be given a few pointers, this female general’s horseback skills will be even more outstanding.

Big Beard filled a bowl of noodle paste Xiuhe learned to make online, pinched two fried dough sticks, and said while eating:

"This is a rare thing. Do you have any photos? If so, I'll refer to it. Although it can be found online, the layout of the blade may not be reasonable. I'm worried that it won't be easy to use."

"Yes, I'll take a photo and send it to you later."

When Erlang goes to Qilin Village again, or when Yue Fei rushes back, he can just ask Hu Sanniang to take a picture. It's very simple.

Li Yu soaked the fried dough sticks in the noodle batter, added some chili oil according to his own eating habits, and had a pleasant breakfast.

After eating and drinking, he led Li Shimin to wash the car when Yue Fei drove Lu Bu's off-road vehicle into the real world.

"Brother Fei, have you eaten? There is noodle batter in the kitchen. The fried dough sticks will be delicious if soaked in them."

Yue Fei pushed the door and got out of the car and said:

"Not yet. I went back yesterday. My brother-in-law and Master Lu drove back first. Now we have just arrived at Qilin Village. There is mud everywhere in the car. I will wash it first to avoid Marquis Wen's dislike."

Seeing that the little guy was dusty, Li Yu waved his hand and said:

"You go to eat first, and I'll just wash the car."

He took out the car washing tools and started cleaning the off-road vehicle, which looked like it had just been unearthed from Yin Ruins, with Li Shimin.

I don’t know how bad the road conditions were in the Northern Song Dynasty. Except for the places where the windshield wipers could scrape, the rest was all mud.

Li Yu even wondered if Zhang Fei drove on the muddy road deliberately to take revenge on Lu Bu.

Anyway, with Lu Zhishen following him, he could be lifted out even if he got stuck in the mud.

"Hey, washing the car looks fun."

Watching the mud rushing down from the car body little by little, Li Shimin was quickly fascinated. The more he watched, the more he felt relieved. He ran over to take action before it was finished.

By the time Yue Fei finished his meal and came to the door of the warehouse, little Taizong's clothes were already wet.

Damn, car washing is indeed a speed bump for men. Even a ten-year-old child can become addicted to it.

Li Yu asked the little guy to go upstairs to change clothes, as he would go to the city later.

After the car was washed, he asked Yue Fei to go back again and obtained Hu Sanniang's height, weight, measurements and other data through Zhao Fujin.

These are girls' privacy. Zhao Fujin specially put them in an envelope and wrote a master's letter on it, obviously not wanting others to see it.

Li Yu put it in his bag, and after Yue Fei and Li Shimin changed their clothes, the master and apprentice drove the Maxa Ruitian straight to the city.

After meeting Professor Zhou, Li Yu handed over Zhao Fujin's letter.

"Hey, Sanniang Hu is 1.76 meters tall? No wonder she is called Yi Zhangqing. Brother Shan is 1.9 meters tall. Their children will definitely not be too short."

This is true, and maybe it will become the backbone of the next generation in the future.

Professor Li Yu and Professor Zhou took their two friends around the mall and bought gifts not only for Hu Sanniang, but also for Zhao Fujin and others.

In addition, I also bought a tactical watch for Li Shimin and Yue Fei, which has compass and other functions, and is more suitable for outdoor use.

At noon, the four of them had a barbecue, and Professor Zhou went to choose underwear for Hu Sanniang, and also bought several sets of sportswear and casual clothes.

While the two little friends were going to the toilet, Li Yu touched Zhou Ruotong with his elbow:

"Daughter-in-law, your cheongsam hasn't arrived yet?"

The last time I promised to see the cheongsam photos, I still haven't fulfilled my promise. As a professor, I can't keep my word.

"The clothes didn't fit me well, so I returned them. Then I found a high-end tailor shop to make a few sets. I can make them before the high school entrance exam. Don't worry, I'll let you see them when they're done."

Then I'll just wait and see!

In the evening, Li Yu drove a few people back to the B&B. From a distance, he saw Mu Guiying sitting boredly on the steps of the door, fiddling with something.

As the car entered, Zhou Ruotong lowered the window and asked:

"Guiying, why didn't you call us when you came?"

"I'm looking at the notes on my phone."

Li Yu parked the car, opened the door and got out of the car, and then noticed the names of several games on the note on Mu Guiying's phone, and also listed the goals of how long it took to complete the level.

Tsk, if you were so active as an emperor, you might have already ascended the throne.

"I have never played any of these games, but here is a goal to pass them... Sir, do you think Master secretly deleted my memory and prevented me from playing the games?"

Not only did I delete it, but I also blocked your thoughts of playing games to prevent you from becoming an internet-addicted girl.

Li Yu made up a lie:

"It seems you begged me to delete the memory and play again, so that I can experience the freshness of playing the game for the first time."

"So that's it, then I'm relieved!"

Entering the B&B, Yue Fei first delivered the large and small bags to Qilin Village, and then came over to have dinner together.

Li Yu told the story of Li Li's death:

"You don't need to focus on Liangshan from now on, but you have to pay attention to the trends, lest this guy Wu Yong is still evil and wants to do evil."

Although Jiutian Xuannv took a step back, Wu Yong's thoughts could not be guaranteed.

After all, during the conquest of Liao, this guy had the idea of ​​joining Daliao as a high official, and he didn't care at all about the hints in the heavenly book.

Yue Fei agreed:

"Don't worry, sir, we will be careful about Liangshan."

Zhou Ruotong did not expect that the plot of Water Margin would evolve to this point:

"Song Jiang will eventually take the route of recruiting troops. If we should attack their strength, we must attack them, so as not to attack Qilin Village first when recruiting troops later."

"Don't worry, wife, everything has been arranged."

Judging from the development speed of Liangshan, by the time they start recruiting people, Qilin Village should have already pushed Daliaoping.

When the time comes to occupy the entire Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures, bordering the grasslands to the north and the Yellow River to the south, and then taking Xixia with it, the entire north will basically be in the pocket.

At that time, there was no need to attack Liangshan. The men and horses from Qilin Village would take the initiative to fight into the puddle and send them on their way.

When people gathered in Liangshan and were about to rely on the human world to cleanse the demonic energy, they suddenly wiped out this group of forces. I wonder if Jiutian Xuannv would directly break through the defense.

Mu Guiying admired sincerely:

"Sir, you are so insidious. You are worthy of being an immortal like my master."

If you have the guts to mention this title in front of the empress, you won't be able to escape if you have a brain breakdown... Li Yu took a mouthful of rice and said seriously:

"As long as I'm here, the human world can never become a garbage dump for gods to cleanse away evil spirits. The gods have their demands, but I also have my persistence!"

Li Shimin, a flatterer, quickly handed over his hands and said:

"I am willing to follow my husband to revive the world and rebuild faith!"

Yue Fei also said the same thing, which made Li Yu feel a little embarrassed:

"There's no need for this. As a member of the human race, I just want to do something for the people..."

While eating, Lu Bu pushed the door open and walked into the small private room:

"Brother Xian, I have good news for you. Ma Teng and his family from Xiliang have arrived in Chang'an. I also met Ma Chao. The little kid talked so hard that I kicked him and made him cry."

Li Yu: "..."

Do you have the nerve to say it when you bully a child?

But since it's Ma Chao, let's fight. This cheater really needs to be dealt with...

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