Chapter 327 Zhao Gongming: I Accidentally Got Into Trouble Again! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】
"Sir, are these noodles delicious?"
Mu Guiying was a person who couldn't walk when she saw something to eat. When she saw Li Yu holding up a bowl to eat, she couldn't help but come over, wanting to taste Empress Yunxiao's craftsmanship.
Li Yu took the empty bowl and handed half of it to the girl, then picked up the noodles and tasted them.
The noodles are quite good, but the taste is a bit bland, and the aroma of chopped green onion is not strong enough. In addition, it uses ordinary noodles, which makes it not so smooth to eat.
Of course, the most important thing is that the bowl is not lard, and it does not have the unique moist feeling of animal fat.
Standard Yangchun noodles must have a little snowflake-like lard to make them taste good.
After Li Yu finished eating, he was about to ask Mu Guiying how the noodles were when he saw her putting chili oil in the bowl.
Yes, no need to ask, I probably think the taste is too bland.
This is not Yunxiao's fault. The main reason is that in ancient times, people ate less salt, and people's tastes were generally very light. Unlike modern people who have been tempered by technology, their tastes are quite heavy.
Thinking that there were still some hollow noodles in the kitchen, Li Yu said to Zi Shou:
"I'll make a few bowls of noodles later, and you can take them back to Yunxiao to try, and she'll understand how to make them."
"Okay... Sir, can you make more? Seeing you two eating, the students are also a little greedy."
Looking up at the electronic clock on the wall, it was exactly eleven o'clock in the morning. Li Yu simply said:
"Forget about eating noodles for lunch, I'll make a few more toppings for you to try."
He washed his hands and went to the kitchen to start making noodles.
Dice the pork belly, dice the bamboo shoots, dice the shiitake mushrooms... stir-fry out the ingredients and you'll have the famous tripe braised topping.
Then cut some pork chops, fry them first and then stew them. When paired with rice, it becomes pork chop rice, and when paired with noodles, it becomes big pork chop noodles.
It's a pity that there is no eel, otherwise they could have some eel noodles to let Yunxiao and the others experience the richness of meals in the real world.
The toppings were ready, and Li Yu started cooking the noodles. He took a few empty bowls and put a little lard in the bottom of the bowls, a pinch of chopped chives, and some light soy sauce.
First, pour a ladle of hot soup for cooking noodles on it to melt the lard, then put the cooked noodles into a bowl, fill it with soup, put it in a simple shape, and the Yangchun noodles are ready.
Li Yu made three bowls and asked Zi Shou to deliver them to Yunxiao. He also brought along a box of hollow noodles and a can of lard that had just been boiled yesterday.
Soon, Zishou came back from there:
"Empress Yunxiao was full of praise for Sir's craftsmanship and said that she would ask for more advice in the future. She hoped that Sir would not find it annoying."
Isn't this too outrageous to say?
Li Yu said while busy:
"It's okay, let's learn from each other... In addition to lard, there are also shrimp oil, crab oil and other fats that can be used to make noodles. They are very delicious. There are also shrimp roe, crab roe and other ingredients as ingredients. There are many types of noodles, and there are no limitations on how to make them. You can use sex however you want."
When he said this, Zishou held up his mobile phone and recorded it as it was, intending to take it back to Empress Yunxiao to have a look at, maybe it would give her some inspiration.
Before long, everyone's lunch was ready.
Zishou sent over there a large array of noodles, sandwich noodles, etc., and also played the recorded video to Yunxiao.
"Thank you sir for your generous teaching, Yunxiao is very grateful!"
In a courtyard in Chaoge City, after watching the video, Yun Xiao felt that he had a deeper understanding of cooking, and specially saluted Li Yu in the video.
Next to her, Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, was competing with Qiong Xiao for a bowl of delicious-looking noodles.
While the brother and sister were making a fuss, Bixiao quietly took away the large ribs in the bowl. The bowl of noodles suddenly lost its appeal. Zhao Gongming immediately chose to give up and took away the bowl of sandwich noodles.
"Brother, you are hundreds of millions of years older than me, so why can't you let me go?"
Qiong Xiao was complaining about Zhao Gongming on the surface, but his attention was always on Bixiao. Seeing that the younger sister was unprepared, with a flick of his finger, three-quarters of the row was immediately reduced.
Bixiao quits:
"You actually used golden scissors on your own sisters?"
"Ha, let's have a taste. Sister, I'll share half with you. Let's all taste it. If I don't give it to the elder brother, let him snatch it from me..."
Yun Xiao looked at the noisy three people speechlessly, and with a slight lift of his finger, the big row of meat that several people were fighting for immediately turned into minced meat, and then was divided into four equal portions, and automatically flew into everyone's bowls.
She tasted the noodles cooked by Li Yu and felt that they were indeed more delicious than those made by herself:
"What are shrimp roe noodles? Are shrimp roe noodles used?"
Zhao Gongming is a warm-hearted person. When he heard his sister muttering about shrimp seeds, he immediately threw out the dragon-tying rope. The rope flew straight to the East China Sea and tied up a prawn that was bigger than a house. He quickly returned to Chaoge. city.
The sudden appearance of the monster triggered the city defense formation set up by Kong Xuan, and the five-color divine light automatically shone. Then... the small courtyard where Empress Sanxiao lived was destroyed by shrimp corpses falling from the sky.
This movement scared Wu Wenhua, who was guarding outside, and rushed in to protect Zi Shou, fearing that King Shang, who had placed the hope of the whole village, would be crushed to death by this shrimp...
Not long after, Zi Shou came to the real world carrying a whole fan of pig-like shrimps. He was so shocked that Li Yu forgot to eat the noodles:
"You said this is... shrimp meat?"
Recently, I often visit aquatic products markets, and occasionally search for rare seafood. I feel that prawns such as Bolong Aolong are exaggerated enough, but I didn't expect that Fengshen World actually has shrimps as big as a house.
How many dishes can this make?
Li Yu put down the bowl and moved the shrimp meat to the kitchen with Zi Shou. The meat was quite delicate and had no peculiar smell. He thought about it and decided to try making it into shrimp paste and slice the rest into hotpot.
In the past, when eating hot pot, I always felt that the amount of shrimp was too small to satisfy me, but now it's better. It's like a whole pig. You can eat as much as you want, and you can't finish it until you vomit.
The world with gods is really different.
Zi Shou thought that there was a room-sized shrimp carcass waiting to be disposed over there, and couldn't help but ask:
"Sir, can you tell me the process of making shrimp sliders? I'll ask the people over there to try it too."
After saying that, the war reporter took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera.
Li Yu talked about how to make shrimp sliders, downloaded a few related production videos from the Internet to Zishou, and then got busy.
Zi Meng hurried back, and Zhao Gongming, who had caused trouble, had controlled the shrimp corpse to float, and Yun Xiao used magic to restore the collapsed courtyard to its original state.
He quickly told the recipe of shrimp slippery. Zhao Gongming wanted to help as soon as he heard it, but was stopped by Yun Xiao:
"Brother, please don't cause trouble. Just let the younger sister do these things... The shrimp roe noodles were promised, but the house was smashed down. I don't know if there are shrimp roe in the stomach."
Just as he was talking, Qiong Xiao rushed into the air with golden scissors, quickly broke open the shrimp carcasses, and took out a pile of coconut-sized shrimp seeds:
"Ha, there are indeed shrimp roe. Sister, how do you make shrimp roe noodles?"
"I don't know yet. I need sir to explain."
In the kitchen of the B&B, Li Yu looked at the "coconut" in front of him and couldn't help but ask Zishou:
"Is this really shrimp roe?"
My goodness, the shrimp roe noodles I ate in Wuhu back then were smaller than rapeseed. It is said that the shrimp roe was first taken, then dried in the sun, and then roasted, so that it had a rich and fresh flavor.
A spoonful of shrimp roe sprinkles on the plain noodles will instantly transform them into a delicious delicacy.
Now faced with coconut-sized shrimp roe, Li Yu felt like he had no idea where to start.
He cut it open with a kitchen knife. The inside was like egg white, slightly fishy, and smelled like raw duck eggs...Eh? Duck eggs?
Can't this be used to make bamboo noodles?
Li Yu started to knead the noodles with the liquid, while Zi Shou held up his mobile phone and started taking pictures.
After the noodles were mixed, Mu Guiying volunteered to help press them. Li Yu cut the noodles with a kitchen knife and cooked a pot again. He found that the texture was springy, chewy, and rich in umami.
He accidentally found the way to eat the demon clan... Li Yugang was about to ask Mu Guiying to give the empress a bowl, but suddenly he thought that the old mother of the human race had another title - the goddess of the demon clan.
This... won't result in a severe beating, right?
Li Yuchong asked Mu Guiying, who was pulling noodles next to him:
"If your Majesty knew, would you be angry?"
"No, Master has long since drifted away from the demon clan... He is disobedient, each one is more arrogant than the other, and they always want to challenge Master's status. Several big demons have been struck to death by lightning because of their rude words."
Well, since there's nothing wrong, let's start showing our filial piety to our old mother!
Li Yu asked Mu Guiying to bring a bowl to the empress, but Yunxiao didn't expect that he would be rushed ahead... However, the bowl of noodles was not wasted, and was reimbursed by Li Fengyang, who was growing in weight.
After the meal, Li Yu came to the statue with copper coins and asked about business:
"Mom, should I take this thing with me, or should I put it in the vault?"
"Wear it on your body. Later I will find a rope for Guiying to send to you. Wear it as much as possible from now on. It will be good for you and this little guy."
brat?
Is it still a living thing?
The empress said:
"The so-called spiritual treasures all have souls. The treasured money contains the great ways of heaven and earth. When not in use, it will slowly nourish the soul and body. Once used, it will be as ruthless as the way of heaven, and a certain price must be paid."
There is no way to use Luobao money in the real world, so there is no need to pay the price.
After hearing the words "Tian Di Da Dao", Li Yu quickly asked:
"Does it need to be sent back to complete the avenue?"
"I have already refilled it in Fengshen before. There is no need to refill it. Just wear it with you. If Duobao and others need to use it, ask them to return it as soon as possible after using it. Then you can go find that good luck cat and refill it. Deficit your luck, otherwise you will have bad luck for a while.”
Many years have passed since the original story of conferring gods, and Li Yu is now reopening that world. Although Da Luo, who died violently, has been resurrected, the rules of heaven cannot be restored.
This is also the reason why Hongjun, Laozi, Master Tongtian, and Taoist Jieyin who transformed the Tao cannot show up.
After talking about the small copper coins, the empress praised her son:
"You have a good idea of teaching Yunxiao how to cook. Innate creatures lack humanity. Only through the influence of firewood, rice, oil and salt can their realm be more stable, and it will be easier for them to understand and integrate into the human race."
Li Yu scratched his head in embarrassment:
"I just have nothing to do. What did you talk about when you visited Laojun?"
"In the real world, Laojun said that when the world of Journey to the West opens, let me inform him that he plans to make some arrangements in that world."
"OK, no problem."
Li Yu agreed and asked about the situation after Ran Deng's death:
"Are there any changes in Chanjiao?"
"Not yet. Yuanshi Tianzun didn't say a word. The Antarctic Immortal was very busy. He held two meetings with the Twelve Golden Immortals. He also specially shielded the world so that even the saints could not detect it."
All they can do is try their best to push out the list of gods, and then take the opportunity to kill more Jiejiao Immortals.
However, Duobao has no feelings for most of the disciples of Jie Jiao. After all, the leader of Tongtian is so good at recruiting disciples that there are more than hundreds of thousands of Jie Jiao immortals in just one Ten Thousand Immortal Formation.
All the disciples added together should exceed one million.
There are many good and bad immortals in Jiejiao, and Duobao does not have the time to save them one by one. He can only try to retain the core members of Jiejiao, and then find a way to kill the immortals who explain the religion, and completely take Buddhism into his own hands.
Just as she was talking, the empress suddenly said:
"Zhunti actually got together with Lu Ya, I have to remind them to be careful."
Zhunti is pretty good at finding helpers... Li Yu complained silently in his mind, and if he got a chance later, he would have to find a way to trick him.
If you can really bring part of Lao Deng's body to the real world, send it to the underworld quickly and ask your godmother to throw it into the Asura world to give some excitement to the handsome men and beauties there.
Back at the B&B, Mu Guiying was already waiting with a purple string that looked like a vine but not a vine, but not a rope:
"Master asked me to give this thing to you."
"What is this?"
Li Yu took it in his hand. It looked like a rope woven from bark. It was a bit rough, but the thickness and length were quite suitable for use as a lanyard.
Mu Guiying said:
"When Master created humans, he first kneaded them with mud. Then when he got tired, he grabbed a vine, dipped it in mud and threw it on the ground... This rope is made of that vine. It has the merit of creating humans and is more suitable. you."
This little piece of rope actually has such a background?
Defined by the level of the Conferred God World, this thing should be regarded as a treasure of merit, right?
The old mother actually let her use it to hang the pendant. What a waste of natural resources!
Li Yu took out the small copper coin from his pocket, tied it with a rope, tied it into a cross buckle, and hung it around his neck.
Mu Guiying held up her mobile phone and took a photo:
"Smile, don't look at the camera, just look at the sky at 45 degrees. Sir, you are a modern person, why don't you know how to take pictures like me?"
You update dozens of selfies in Moments every day, how can I have the energy... Li Yu silently complained, and followed Director Mu's request to look at the sky at 45 degrees, trying to make himself look melancholy.
Soon, a non-mainstream style photo was taken.
"I'm going to resurrect my master. Goodbye, sir. Remember to call me when you're making delicious food!"
After Mu Guiying left, Li Yu took another selfie and sent it to Professor Zhou:
"My mother asked me to hang a small copper coin on my body, and also changed the vine used for making humans into a lanyard. What do you think? Is your man handsome?"
"Handsome, the color of the rope matches you quite well."
Zhou Ruotong was busy sorting out the work summary for the first half of the year. He looked at Li Yu's selfie, took a sip of water from a mug with Crayon Shin-chan printed on it, and talked about the evening's arrangements:
"It's almost nine o'clock when I get off work today. You can bring me some food in the evening."
"Okay, I'll make you a tomato-flavored shrimp paste this afternoon, and cook some shrimp crackers by the way, so you can enjoy it."
There was so much shrimp meat that I only had a scratch on my skin at noon, and I still had to eat the shrimp meat in the afternoon.
Fortunately, there is Wu Culture in Fengshen World who can help show off some shrimp meat, otherwise the shrimp would have to be frozen.
After listening to Li Yu's introduction, Zhou Ruotong felt a little incredible:
"I might as well go over there with my work and see what the whole pig-like shrimp meat looks like."
She has a resolute character and soon arrived at the B&B with her laptop.
When he walked into the kitchen and saw the shrimp meat, Zhou Ruotong was so shocked that he was speechless for a long time:
"If this were brought alive, I wonder if it would have any impact on the ecology of the real world."
Li Yu said:
"There is a high probability that it will be directly crushed to death by the dimension. There are no such big shrimps in the real world that can survive... Whatever my wife wants to eat next time, I can ask Zhao Gongming to catch some more. Maybe it will be another surprise."
Well, I have already seen shrimps that are as big as a room. It shouldn’t be difficult to get crabs of similar size, right?
Zhou Ruotong thought for a while and said:
"Tell them not to eat creatures that open up spiritual intelligence. It may also bring about cause and effect. In the Three Kingdoms, as long as the alien race recognizes the cultural beliefs of the Han people, they can become Han people. The monsters in the world of gods who recognize the human race should also be given a A chance to live.”
Eh?
Tong Baobao’s theory is good, I’ll have to explain it to them later.
Although the human race is supreme, as long as they recognize the human race and abide by the human race's legal system, everyone should be treated equally.
Li Yu wrote it down and planned to compile it into a document later, let Zi Shou take it back, and convey it to all the Jie Jiao Immortals through Zhao Gongming, Duobao, Wen Zhong and others.
In the afternoon, Li Yu made a whole shrimp feast at the B&B.
Shrimp paste in sour soup, boiled shrimp balls, stir-fried shrimp slices, sweet and sour shrimp, Longjing shrimp, boiled shrimp, stir-fried shredded shrimp with leek and moss, shrimp vermicelli soup...
There was too much shrimp meat, so Li Yu called Zi Shou over again and sent a lot of vegetables to Zhao Gongming and the others, so they could use up...a quarter of it.
I didn't bother to freeze the remaining meat, so I asked Yue Fei, Liu Xie, Li Shimin, and Mu Guiying to take some back and share it with everyone.
The demon tribe absorbs the essence of the sun and moon to grow. Eating this kind of meat might be good for your health.
After dinner, Zhou Ruotong went upstairs and continued working, while Li Yu sat in front of the computer and arranged the next courses and study materials for Zhuge Liang.
After planning all this, he took a selfie with his cell phone and informed Sun Facai of the situation. He also urged him to study cement quickly and stop being intoxicated by the praises of the older girls and younger wives all day long.
After the video was taken, Li Yu handed the phone to Liu Xie:
"Make Sun rich. If you don't wind it up, they will get the flintlock gun over there."
Ling Zhen's firearms research and development work has never stopped. In order not to delay the progress, Sun Facai must also work hard and work hard to prevent the Three Kingdoms from becoming the world with the lowest technological level in the future.
As soon as Liu Xie left, Li Yu was searching for information about black powder on the Internet, and Qin Qiong hurried to the study:
"My dear brother, Wu Yun from Nanyang Pass has rebelled. According to the plot, he will most likely join Li Zitong in Hebei Province together with Wu Tianxi and Xiong Kuohai. Do you think we should cut off Hu and bring all the Wu brothers here? Fengming Village?"
It seems that King Zhongxiao Wu Jianzhang has been beheaded in public.
Thinking of the abilities of the Wu brothers and Xiong Kuohai, Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"You can cut off your beard, but what are you going to do, second brother?"
"Brother Yu plans to go straight to Nanyang Pass and act according to the situation. The whole moving matter will be left to his adopted son Qin Yong!"