Chapter 300 Zhang Fei Cursed Thunderbolt! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】
"Yide's moves are really neat!"
In the study, after listening to Yue Fei's story, Li Yu took out the hit list from the drawer and crossed out Zhugui's name.
Water Margin said that the world of Yue has lost another black shop owner who is good at killing and cannibalizing people. Those who died unjustly in Zhugui Hotel can finally rest in peace.
If you kill Li Li later, all the famous black shops in Water Margin will be eradicated, and they will no longer harm others.
However, Water Margin says that the Yue world is full of black shops. If you want to be truly peaceful, you still have to completely change that world.
If the people's lives are better, no one will take risks and engage in such unethical business.
"I thought there was enough human flesh in Zhang Qingsun's Erniang's shop, but I didn't expect that there were even more in Zhu Gui's shop. Not only were they full of hangings, but they also boiled several tanks of human flesh lamp oil. Clothes, luggage, carriages, boxes and other items were piled up. The backyard was full and my brother-in-law burned it all down."
Zhugui's hotel is next to the main road, and there are many merchants coming and going. The passenger flow is much larger than that of Cross Slope.
Moreover, Zhu Gui's appearance is very hidden. He seems to be an upright and somewhat handsome businessman, but behind his back he doesn't care about people at all.
For example, in the original work, Dai Zong went to Tokyo to deliver a letter. He was obviously dressed as an official, but Zhu Gui didn't hesitate at all. Not only did he beat him up, he also stripped him naked and put him on the chopping board to be dismembered.
Had it not been for the discovery of a letter written by the prefect Cai Jiu to the imperial master Cai Jing when checking his luggage, in which he also mentioned the traitor Song Jiang, it is estimated that Dean Dai, the traveling eunuch who travels thousands of miles a day, would have become a fixture in the store. Bacon.
In the original work, Zhu Gui went through three leaders, Wang Lun, Chao Gai, and Song Jiang, but no one took him seriously. The reason was that this guy opened a black shop and killed too many people.
Although it is not reflected in the book, the ranking is clearly exposed.
Li Li, Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang, Zhu Gui...these people who opened illegal shops were ranked lower and lower. They were a little better than Shi Qian and other thieves, but not much better.
As for other heroes, I don't think highly of them either.
For example, Zhu Gui accepted Han Bolong, a hero who came to seek refuge, in his store, but because Song Jiang's back sores recurred, he was busy dispatching troops to attack Lingzhou and had no time to care about it.
Zhu Gui arranged for Han Bolong to be the deputy shopkeeper in the store. This was actually equivalent to joining the gang, but he didn't bother to meet Song Jiang.
As a result, Li Kui, who came to the restaurant to eat, saw that he was a stranger, so he couldn't help but chop Han Bolong into two pieces.
The shopkeeper of the Liangshan restaurant was killed just because he said that he was a good man in Liangshan. Isn't it because he didn't take Zhu Gui seriously? If Wu Song had been the shopkeeper of the hotel, Li Kui wouldn't dare to come up even if he had a hundred courages. Just do it.
In the original work, Li Kui was shown to be very strong. He was able to juggle a thirty-kilogram pumpkin on the street. After doing so, his face did not turn red and he was out of breath.
To show Wu Song's strength, he threw a stone pier weighing three to five hundred kilograms more than ten feet high, and then caught it firmly in his hands without blushing or gasping for breath.
This gap made Li Kui always honest in front of Wu Song.
Li Yu took a sip of tea, looked at Yue Fei and asked:
"Did you send a loud arrow to notify the people in Liangshan?"
"Yes, the last time I went there, I saw Zhu Gui firing an arrow to convey a message. I tried firing an arrow just now, but it was a bit redundant, because my brother-in-law burned the hotel down, and the people in Liangshan would definitely be aware of it."
After Zhang Fei burned the hotel, Shi Wengong and others also came on horseback. As soon as Qiao Daoqing got off his horse, he said that he would use magic to open a road up Liangshan on the water. However, Zhu Wu was worried about attracting the attention of the gods, so he came and went as normal. Calling for revenge, if the people of Liangshan huddled on the mountain, it would not be too late to use magic.
Last time Wu Yong asked people to use nursery rhymes to frame Qilin Village, Qiao Daoqing wanted to teach Liangshan a lesson. Now that Shan Xiongxin was injured, he wanted to give Liangshan some color.
Li Yu did not let Yue Fei stay longer:
"You go over there first. With you here, even if Jiutian Xuannv comes out of seclusion, she won't do anything excessive."
"Students take orders!"
Yue Fei left the study and hurried back to Water Margin to talk about Yue Shijie.
As soon as he emerged from a temporary "door", Zhang Fei came over:
"How, what did sir say?"
"I praised my brother-in-law for being so awesome, and even crossed out Zhu Gui's name."
Yan Qing on the side held up a telescope and carefully observed the water surface:
"Li Li is the only one who runs a black shop, right? I hope he can come over later and clean up everything that Mr. has set."
Zhu Wu cupped his hands and said:
"Brother Xiao Yi has already made some achievements in Mengzhou. Let us share some of the credit."
The Intelligence Department killed Zhang Qingsun and his wife, and Zhang Sanye killed Zhu Gui on behalf of the military generals. Only the Qilin Village Staff Department has not made any achievements. Last time in Hujiazhuang, Shan Xiongxin even suffered a big loss.
So Zhu Wu also wanted to take action and help several staff members in Qilin Village get some credit.
Yan Qing handed the telescope to Shi Wengong next to him and said with a smile:
"This is easy to say. How about if Li Li comes over later and gives it to Mr. Shenji, so that your staff can also see the blood?"
Zhu Wu waved his hand modestly:
"Just call me by my name. Mr. Shenji cannot be called a villain. Only Mr. Li in our Qilin Village can bear the title of sir... General Yide, can that kind of 3D movie really make people immersive?" ?”
Zhang Fei carefully wiped his Tang Hengdao:
"Yes, there are also those things that are worn in front of the eyes, called Laoshiziwei glasses, which are said to be more realistic. Unfortunately, my time in the real world is short and I didn't have time to experience it... I can ask my husband to buy a few of them when I go back this time. Let me show you the world."
While several people were talking, Xie Yingdeng and Lu Zhishen stood beside the burning hotel, each reciting scriptures to pray for the passers-by who died tragically here.
Lu Zhishen actually didn't understand this, but when he saw the photos of human flesh taken by Zhang Fei, the great monk couldn't help but want to do something.
Not long after, in the looming depths of the water, small boats were approaching the shore like sharp arrows.
Zhang Fei waved his hand to the soldiers behind him:
"Form up and prepare to meet the enemy!"
Hundreds of soldiers from Qilin Village immediately gathered together. The soldiers at the front took out their translucent anti-explosion shields and held them firmly against the first row. Behind them were spearmen and spearmen with their spear heads tilted forward.
At the end is a row of well-trained crossbowmen. Each one is equipped with a double crossbow. Now all the crossbows have been loaded with arrows and ready to attack at any time.
Next to the infantry array, there is also a group of heavy cavalry standing in a forward formation. If necessary, they will directly drill through the Liangshan army and horses to create conditions for the infantry to assault.
After reciting the sutra, Lu Zhishen wrapped the rosary around his wrist and silently picked up the Zen staff stuck on the ground.
Except for him, all the generals got on their horses. Zhang Fei took out the sunglasses he took out from the off-road vehicle, put them on very coquettishly, and looked at the sun for a few seconds:
"With this thing, I am really not afraid of the strong sunlight. I really enjoy it!"
Just as he was muttering, a loud shout came from the boat at the front:
"Who burned down my hotel and deceived me into having no one in Liangshan?"
Yan Qing came to Liangshan and introduced to everyone:
"This person is King Chao Gai and Chao Tian, the short man next to him is Song Jiang, and the person on the right dressed as a scholar is Wu Yong..."
Just as he was talking, Song Jiang on the boat cried and said:
"How is my brother Zhu Guixian? Go and see where brother Zhu Guixian is. The last time he came to Liangshan, he poured me a cup of tea. Brother Zhu Guixian, if you have a shortcoming, how should I, Song Jiang, handle myself..."
Zhu Wu took out the thermos cup from his arms and took a sip of tea:
"This kind of pretentious trick to win people's hearts is too low-level, isn't it?"
Everyone in Qilin Village has been baptized by the Han Succubus, and they are somewhat uncomfortable seeing Song Jiang's poor acting skills again.
After drinking tea, Zhu Wu asked Yue Fei with great interest:
"Pengju, is this thermos cup really the same model as Mr. Wenhe's?"
"Yes, the boy and the husband chose it together. If you don't like it, there are other styles."
“I like it, very satisfied!”
Before the boat even docked, Lin Chong recognized Yan Qing and Yue Fei, and his face darkened:
"Junior brother, what do you mean by this? Why did you come to my territory of Liangshan to kill people and set fire? Don't you care about the friendship of the same family at all?"
Yue Fei:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Senior brother, can you give me a wink?
You are not the village leader of Liangshan, what does it have to do with you?
You took the initiative to take the blame for something that was too late for others to avoid. Can you sort out the business and private matters first?
Qiu Ya is getting married, and you are dressed like a feather duster, singing and dancing.jpg... The little guy has thought about the beginning of the conflict countless times, but he never thought that it was his cheap senior brother who fired the first shot.
Emotional intelligence floor tiles belong to yes.
Lu Zhishen was still thinking about the human flesh in that room, so he stood up and said hello:
"Coach Lin is fine. A few days ago, Shan Xiong from Qilin Village went to help Brother Shan move to Hujiazhuang. You Liangshan attacked indiscriminately, and Hua Rong almost shot and killed our Brother Shan. I came here today because I wanted to I want an explanation!"
Master Lu's tone was calm, without any joy of meeting old friends again.
Come to think of it, when he saved Lin Chong's life in the Wild Boar Forest, Lin Chong revealed Lu Zhishen's identity unabashedly, leaving Monk Hua with nowhere to go but to wander around in the world.
After beating Zhen Guanxi to death with three punches, Lu Zhishen ran around, always trying to find a place to stay.
As a result, he was tricked by Huo Gong Tutuo in Mount Wutai, and his identity was leaked by his good brother's big mouth when he arrived at Xiangguo Temple. In desperation, he had no choice but to fall into the world... In such a huge world, it seems that he has never been able to find a suitable place to stay.
It wasn't until he went to Qilin Village that he felt that he had a direction in life and a goal to strive for.
The second brother Shan who took him to Qilin Village was almost shot to death by people from Liangshan a few days ago, which made Lu Zhishen angry all the way.
If there is a conflict, forget it. First, there is no conflict, and second, there is no entanglement of interests. But Liang Shan first fabricated nursery rhymes and then launched a surprise attack.
What? Do you really think Qilin Village is a soft persimmon?
When Lu Zhishen was speaking, Liangshan's men and horses also began to line up in a decent manner. Xiao Li Guanghua Rong rode out and said loudly:
"Rebellious ministers and traitors will be punished by everyone. We are just doing justice for heaven. It's a pity that my bow and arrow missed the target, allowing you to escape with your life!"
He spoke righteously and sternly, as if he were the embodiment of justice.
Xie Yingden, who had been silent all this time, silently took out the compound bow hanging on the horse, and then pulled out an arrow with a bladed arrow, and said to himself:
"That's what I'm saying, I can't save you even if I'm here!"
Just when he was about to take a bow and shoot an arrow to avenge Brother Shan, Chao Gai on the opposite side turned to Song Jiang and asked:
"What are they talking about? Why don't I know?"
Zhu Wu's eyes lit up, "Good guy, I'm just here for revenge, but I didn't expect to get a piece of melon along the way. Is this some little trick that Song Jiang did behind the boss's back?"
Thinking about the plot in the original work, Song Jiang seems to really like doing this.
It has been like this since the beginning of the third attack on Zhujiazhuang. He didn't tell Chao Gai anything about what he did when he went down the mountain. Carloads of supplies were always transported up the mountain, and a good man went up to collect them.
So much so that everyone only knows about Liangshan and Song Jiang, but they don't know that the real boss is Chao Gai.
Even when Duan Jingzhu offered a horse, he only said that it was dedicated to Song Jiang, the leader of Liangshanbo, and not to Chao Gai.
This is completely ignored!
Wu Yong leaned close to Chao Gai and muttered, which made Chao Gai frown:
"Why don't you discuss it with me in advance for such a big matter?"
Lu Zhishen is not a person who likes ink, so he directly stated the conditions of Qilin Village:
"Hand over the murderer Hua Rong, and forget about the past. Also, I would like to advise Mr. Jialiang, don't always do some clever tricks. In the future, Liangshan will be stained with blood, and the cause and effect will be blamed on you."
Hearing this condition, the people in Liangshan were obviously angry.
In particular, there was a general who wielded a mace and was killed directly from the formation:
"I am Qin Ming, who dares to fight to the death with me?"
Zhang Fei couldn't hold himself back for a long time, so he rode out with a snake spear of eight feet in his hand:
"Qin Ming, you actually have the nerve to shout and kill. If I were you, I would have wiped my neck and committed suicide...Song Jiang killed dozens of your family. Instead of thinking about revenge, you joined Liangshan. Your parents raised you. Why not raise a dog? A dog can bark wildly when it sees its enemy, but you call it a brother. How shameless a person must be to do such a thing?"
He cursed while blocking Qin Ming's attack.
Although Qin Ming screamed with anger, he had no choice but to do anything because Mr. Zhang's fighting ability was obviously a level higher than his. He didn't kill him directly now because he just wanted to scold him for a while.
"I thought you would join Liangshan to look for opportunities to take revenge, but I didn't expect you to be so willing to do so. Not only did you easily forget the hatred of being wiped out, you also willingly became the enemy's brother-in-law... Ha tui! I looked through the history books and found out that I’ve never seen such a shameless person like you!”
After receiving special training from Lu Bu and being baptized by modern online scolding battles, Zhang Fei was already several versions ahead in terms of scolding.
Qin Ming, on the other hand, has an impatient temper but average eloquence. In addition, all his tricks were easily resolved by Zhang Fei. He was even walked around like a dog. For a moment, his energy and blood attacked his heart, and he actually vomited a large mouthful of blood.
"Hey, did I poke a painful spot?"
Zhang Fei smiled heartily and scolded even more vigorously, not only scolding Qin Ming, but also Song Jiang and others.
Hua Rong couldn't help it anymore, quietly took off his bow, set an arrow on it, and silently aimed at Zhang Fei in the field. Mu Hong and others rode close to Hua Rong, intending to cover.
However, as soon as Hua Rong opened the bow and arrow, he noticed that a Taoist priest in the opposite formation also picked up a strange-looking bow, and the matching arrows were also a bit strange.
What puzzled him the most was that the Taoist priest was not targeting Qin Ming in the field, but Hua Rong.
Coming for me?
Xie Yingdeng held his bow and stared at Hua Rong quietly.
When he was about to let go, he asked Yue Fei beside him:
"What organ is next to the heart?"
"The stomach has ribs for blocking, so it's easy for arrows to get stuck... Where is Master Xie going to shoot?"
Xie Yingden glanced at the closed blade on the arrowhead and felt that it was not a big deal to shoot directly into the heart, but letting Hua Rong die seemed to be a bit advantageous to him.
Then he asked:
"Where are the lungs?"
"It's next to the heart and stomach. According to the human anatomy diagram, if you go down a little bit, you can hit the lungs... Now without ventilators and antibiotics, if you get an arrow in the lungs, you will probably be unable to breathe, and it will be painful to cough up blood. And die.”
"This is a good way to die."
After Xie Yingden took aim, he let go of his hand. The arrow flashed with cold light and shot toward Hua Rong quickly.
Hua Rong took a look and secretly thought that it was a good thing. He did not shoot a cold arrow at Zhang Fei. Instead, he aimed at the arrow that was coming quickly and suddenly let go of his hand.
He originally wanted to use his own arrow to knock away the arrow fired by Xie Yingden, but he did not expect that the oncoming arrow actually moved in mid-air and avoided it nimbly.
"what's the situation?"
After realizing that the interception failed, Hua Rong quickly put down his bow, intending to catch the arrow that had flown nearly three hundred steps in his hand.
But as soon as he stretched out his hand, the arrow was dodged again with a dexterity.
When Hua Rong came back to his senses, he realized that he seemed to have been hit by an arrow in his stomach. The moment the arrow entered, the blade popped out, and his body seemed to have been opened and exploded.
There was a cold feeling in my stomach first, and then there was constant pain, as if a blade was cutting into my stomach. Every time I breathed, there was severe pain.
Hua Rong wanted to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he coughed up a large mouthful of blood with blood clots.
"Brother Hua Rong was hit by an arrow!"
When they first formed the formation, Liangshan kept a distance specifically to prevent someone from the other side from firing cold arrows. Unexpectedly, an arrow could still fly over from such a long distance and hit Hua Rong directly in the middle of his stomach and chest.
All Liangshan leaders gathered around and put Hua Rong down from his horse. Lin Chong saw that someone was injured and rushed out:
"Thieves take your life!"
When Zhang Fei saw someone approaching, he stopped teasing Qin Ming. He quickly struck a decisive blow and pierced Qin Ming's ribs with his spear, then thrust it upward with all his strength:
"Go, go, don't delay me from cursing!"
Qin Ming was seriously injured and fell off his horse, but was rescued by Zheng Tianshou and others.
After injuring two generals in a row, Chao Gai was so angry that he had tears in his eyes, but he was helpless. After all, Liangshan was in the wrong first. Now he wanted to grab Song Jiang's neck and question:
"You're so good, what the hell are you doing to provoke others?"
Two of his own men were injured in a row, and there was no cavalryman to take the initiative. Li Kui couldn't help but carry two axes and kill them, intending to cooperate with Lin Chong and kill the cavalry with his feet.
However, as soon as he rushed into the formation, Lu Zhishen came over with a Zen staff:
"Sajia Lu Zhishen, I had no intention of killing people today, but you were on the teacher's list... The teacher said that in China, people who cannibalize their own clan cannot be tolerated. Since you like to eat people, as a Buddhist disciple of the Sajia family, you can use your own Let’s save you in this way!”
"Where did the bald donkey come from to eat Grandpa's axe?"
Li Kui didn't know how powerful the first crane in Qilin Village was. He thought someone was coming to seek death, so he picked up an ax and rushed towards Lu Zhishen.
He was ready to kill the monk first, then the Taoist priest who made a cold arrow, and finally deal with the little brat who made himself look awkward last time.
Last time, I saw this stinky-looking kid and got upset. When it was over, I tied him up, lit up the charcoal fire, sliced and grilled him... The kid's meat is much tenderer and more delicious than the adult's meat. !