Chapter 314 Dian Wei: Oops, the Emperor Is Lost! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Come in, don't stand at the door."

Li Yu got up from the ground in embarrassment. He didn't expect that the image of a master he had always maintained would be revealed in front of his eldest disciple.

Liu Xie walked into the study, straightened his clothes, knelt down respectfully and saluted Li Yu, and touched his head to the ground:

"Greetings, Sir. I have been looking forward to it day and night. Finally, I can come to the real world and listen to Sir's teachings in person..."

From Luoyang to Chang'an, the little guy's heartstrings had been tense. Now he suddenly saw Li Yu, his voice was choked, and he couldn't hold it any longer.

After he finished speaking, Li Yu helped him up:

"Do you feel more relaxed after crying?"

"It's... the student has lost his temper, sir, please punish me."

You are so well-behaved, why should I punish you... Li Yu asked him to sit down, and then placed a basket of snacks in front of the little guy:

"Take a few bites to calm down first. Don't get excited. Come back whenever you want. This will always be your home."

When he heard the word "home", Xiao Liu Xie's eyes turned red and he wanted to cry again.

Li Yu patted his shoulder and noticed that the twelve crowns on this guy's head could not be seen by the elders of the Zhou family, otherwise the four kind and kind brothers would not be able to steal it.

Liu Xie ate a piece of peanut candy and felt relieved. Li Yu asked:

"How do you know where the study is?"

"As soon as the student arrived in the real world, he met Sister Guiying. She said that she was Mr.'s guardian fairy."

Thanks to Lu Bu's big mouth, Liu Xie not only knows everyone in the B&B, he even knows everyone's hobbies.

For example, at the gate of the B&B, as soon as Mu Guiying's identity was confirmed, Liu Xie called out "Sister Mu, Your Majesty," which made Marshal Mu elated, so he did not scare him with a flying knife.

Li Yu said:

"I'll call Yue Fei and Li Shimin over later. You three will get close to each other first and change your clothes. Don't always wear formal clothes here in the future. Be more casual."

In order to make the eldest disciple put down his guard, Li Yu said again:

"Over there you are the emperor who always maintains his identity, but here you are just my student. You can play when you want, laugh when you want, and relax."

"Thank you, mentor!"

Three apprentices, three states.

Li Shimin is naughty and lively and has many clever ideas; Yue Fei is upright and loyal, full of loyalty and patriotism; although Liu Xie is the youngest, he has the greatest pressure among the three.

Especially when Dong Zhuo was in charge of the court, the little guy probably secretly wiped away tears in the middle of the night.

"Little Emperor Xian, come on, come on, eat watermelon!"

While the master and apprentice were chatting, Mu Guiying came in with a cut watermelon on a tray and picked a large piece for Liu Xie without any explanation.

Li Yu said speechlessly:

"Xiandi is Liu Xie's posthumous title after his death. He will not dedicate the throne in the future, and his posthumous title will definitely change. Don't call him that, it's unlucky."

"Okay sir, let me call you Xiao Xiexie? It feels like Heel... Forget it, I'll call you Little Crab from now on. I hope you will be as domineering and fearless as a little crab!"

It’s strange that you have nicknames... Li Yu took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Liu Xie and sent it to Zhou Ruotong:

"Daughter-in-law, our eldest apprentice is here."

Professor Zhou responded quickly:

"Let him change his clothes. It's such a hot day. Don't let him get too hot. The little guy will feel bitter just looking at him. He doesn't know how much he suffered in the palace."

He had lost his mother since he was a child, and the Empress Dowager Dong who single-handedly raised him also passed away when He Jin was in power, and was then controlled by Dong Zhuo like a puppet on strings.

Such a child makes people feel distressed just looking at him.

Li Yu agreed:

"Find some clothes for him to change into now."

Liu Xie and Li Shimin are about the same height. You can change him into little Taizong's clothes later.

Thinking of this, Li Yu took out a room card from the drawer, strolled to Li Shimin and Yue Fei's room, swept the door open, opened the closet with the "Tian Khan" sticky note on it, and started looking for clothes.

Zhou Ruotong recently bought a lot of clothes for the little guy, especially summer clothes. Many of them were unopened and were just given to little Liu Xie.

Li Yu picked out a short-sleeved shirt with Super Saiyan printed on it, and picked up a pair of matching shorts and Li Shimin's new beach sandals. He also dug out a pack of unopened underwear.

After getting ready, call Liu Xie over:

"Put on your clothes. Wear Li Shimin's first. I'll buy you new ones later."

Liu Xie opened his mouth and asked in a low voice:

"Sir, brother Shimin won't be angry with such precious clothes, right?"

Li Yu reassured:

"No, he wants you to wear it."

If you wear his clothes, he will have the opportunity to ask you for assistance such as weapons and armor... Xiao Shimin never does business at a loss.

Liu Xie took off his crown, changed into clothes, and tied his hair into a simple ponytail.

"It always feels weird..."

Although he has been exposed to real-world objects for a long time and often watches cartoons, Liu Xie is still a little uncomfortable with suddenly changing into modern clothes.

Especially my hair, it feels like I'm not wearing any clothes without a crown.

"Just get used to it slowly in the future."

After leaving the room, the two went to the study to continue eating watermelon. Mu Guiying leaned on the sofa like a mollusk, arranging dinner with her fingers:

"The little crab hasn't eaten sweet and sour pork ribs yet, so I have to order one, and then some stir-fried yellow beef. I'm not satisfied with the roasted pork with dried bamboo shoots at noon... Oops, I can't think about it. I'm hungry again just thinking about it."

Li Yu ate a piece of watermelon and was about to say that she didn't have a good posture when Lu Bu walked into the study.

When he saw Liu Xie, he looked surprised:

"Am I dazzled? When did Your Majesty come?"

Liu Xie was eating vigorously at this moment, his face was full of watermelon juice. When he suddenly saw Lu Bu, he felt guilty and wanted to act like an emperor again, but he also felt that his clothes had no sense of majesty.

Li Yu helped his eldest apprentice to smooth things over:

"I just came here and changed into Li Shimin's clothes... By the way, brother, go over there and have a look. Don't scare Dian Wei. He will lead his army all over the world to find him."

"Okay, I'll go right away!"

Lu Bu grabbed two watermelons and hurriedly left the study and returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms.

Liu Xie sat on the chair a little awkwardly, wiping the watermelon juice on his hands and face with a tissue. He finally came to the real world, but he couldn't let go.

"Little Crab, can you be a little childlike and innocent?"

Mu Guiying felt that the three children in the B&B each had their own characteristics. Li Shimin was a bit better than the crybaby, but not much better. He shed tears at every turn and cried more than any other girl.

Li Yu said:

"I'm not quite used to it yet. It was like this when you first came here."

"No way, I just wanted to kill you and show you off in front of Master. You are a living being. Even flies and mosquitoes from ancient times are very powerful."

Li Yu: "..."

There is no need for me to talk to you.

Seeing that it was getting late, he said to the two of them:

"I'm going to the kitchen to cook. Guiying, please take Liu Xie around the B&B to get familiar with the environment here."

They had to be separated before Gouzi could call Li Shimin and Yue Fei over.

Coming downstairs, Li Yu met Lu Bu who was coming in a hurry:

"Fortunately, I went back. Lao Dian was interrogating the eunuchs and maids of the Beigong with his two halberds. It was not without gain. He dug out several spies from aristocratic families."

Dian Wei finally got a job of guarding the emperor, but the emperor disappeared in the blink of an eye. This guy was a rude man. Without a word, he arrested a maid and eunuch from a nearby palace and started interrogating him.

If Lu Bu hadn't rushed to the palace in a hurry, there might have been a lot of trouble.

Li Yu took a bag of kelp and soaked it in the basin, and said to Lu Bu:

"Go back and talk to Dian Wei and the others. Don't be so startled and affect the stability of Chang'an...Liu Xie will stay in a B&B tonight and take him to the city to play tomorrow. Will everything be fine in the court?"

"No, I have communicated with Xun Wenruo, and he asked me to say hello to Brother Xian. He said that the perfume you bought smells very good, and I can't help but spray it several times every day."

If this continues, even if Xun Yu no longer assists Cao Cao, he will still leave a legacy of Xun Ling's legacy.

Li Yu smiled and said:

"Those are basic colognes and men's perfumes. If he has a scent he particularly likes, he can buy some separately later."

In addition to perfume, Li Yu also provided Xun Yu with several boxes of incense.

Placed throughout the palace, the entire office area will be fragrant, making the officials at work full of energy and energy.

After soaking the kelp, Li Yu took some more pig's trotters and soaked them.

Lu Bu asked:

"What are you planning to do?"

"Pork trotters stewed with kelp, also known as running your hand through my hair... It's Liu Xie's first time in the real world, so dinner should be sumptuous."

Lu Bu didn't expect that braised pig's feet with kelp had such a nice name, so he quickly wrote it down so that he could show it off when he cooked this dish in the Three Kingdoms World.

Although our Lao Lu is not very knowledgeable, he is a civil servant after all, so he still needs to master some knowledge points in order to appear knowledgeable.

Li Yu didn't hear the sound of the pickup truck and asked:

"Zimeng drove away?"

"Well, I have mastered everything. I plan to drive over there to practice. When the time comes, let Wu Wenhua follow. Even if the car overturns, he can easily hold it up."

Damn, he's quite capable.

Wu Wenhua's clothes will arrive in the next two days. I hope they will fit well so that this ordinary mortal can have new clothes to wear.

Not long after, Li Shimin came to the real world. He first changed into his short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops in the tin house, then tied up his hair, and then washed his face. As soon as he walked out of the warehouse, he saw Liu Xie leading him around Mu Guiying.

"Eh? Your Majesty Liu Xie?"

"That's it, little brother. Meet brother Shimin."

Li Shimin laughed. I didn't expect that my husband would actually bring this little brother here. Finally, I am not the youngest child in the B&B!

He said cheerfully:

"No wonder sir summoned me here. I didn't expect you to be here. Brother Fei should be here too soon. We three brothers are finally together at the B&B!"

As soon as he said this, Mu Guiying flicked him on the head:

"You are not allowed to form cliques in the B&B... Little crab, have you not tried the fried crab made by your husband?"

Liu Xie couldn't keep up with Mu Guiying's thinking:

"Sister Guiying, are you planning to imitate Li Kui and eat me?"

"What are you thinking about? It's a little crab by the river. Forget it, I won't call you this nickname. It's easy to confuse it with food... Little Taizong, you two each bring a small bucket and follow me. Let's go get some ingredients. .”

Mu Guiying played all kinds of things with her children. The three of them each carried small buckets and walked along the hillside behind the B&B to the valley under the rope bridge. They turned over the stones by the river and started looking for crabs.

Liu Xie grew up in a deep palace. The only two times he left the palace were once when he was kidnapped by Zhang Rang and others and taken to the vicinity of Mang Mountain, and the second time when he moved the capital.

So he felt very strange along the way, especially when he opened the clean stone crevices and saw a flat crab inside.

He clumsily caught it with a clip and threw it into a bucket, then asked seriously:

"Sister Guiying, can this be eaten?"

"Yes, it's super delicious."

Li Shimin had eaten hairy crabs and swimming crabs at a B&B, and suddenly saw this small stone crab, which made him a little uncomfortable:

"Are you going to eat it when you grow up?"

"This kind of little crab won't grow big. Hurry up. If you don't have enough food when it gets dark later, Sister Zhou will punish you for writing exam papers when she comes."

Speaking of Professor Zhou, Liu Xie said respectfully:

"The student hasn't paid his respects to the master's wife yet. It's quite rude to dress like this."

"Shit, you're dressed upright. Sister Zhou has already scolded her husband, and she's worried that you'll get prickly heat... Just call me Master's wife later, but don't call me Master's wife, otherwise she'll be angry. "

In the evening, the three of them returned to the B&B with their respective harvests, and happened to meet Zhou Ruotong who was driving over.

Just as Liu Xie was about to kneel down and salute, he was stopped by Professor Zhou:

"There is no need to kowtow. In the real world, kneeling and worshiping are not allowed. Shimin, please familiarize yourself with Liu Xie. Is Peng Ju here?"

Yue Fei was peeling garlic at the door of the kitchen. Hearing this, he ran over quickly:

"Master's wife, the boy is already here."

"The three of you should take care of each other and help each other from now on. You can tell each other whatever is on your mind. Don't be restrained or feel any pressure."

With three sons born out of thin air, Zhou Ruotong felt like she was both a mother and a teacher.

Yue Fei, Liu Xie, and Li Shimin saluted respectfully, and then continued their work.

Not long after, Zishou and Qin Qiong also came. They put on beach pants and beach shoes in the tin house and chatted about their respective worlds with great interest.

When Wu Song drove over, everyone gathered at the B&B again.

In the small private room, the adults drank beer, the children drank drinks, and the two ladies drank juice. They all expressed their welcome to Liu Xie. The little guy was so moved that he thanked him politely.

Mu Guiying picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork and ate it:

"It's a pity that Fairy Little Chan isn't here, otherwise she would definitely go crazy after seeing this dish."

Zhou Ruotong said with a smile:

"The school also has sweet and sour pork, and it's pretty good. A few days ago, I went to deliver a blanket to Xiaochan, and we had dinner together in the cafeteria. She was under a lot of pressure to study, and her appetite was obviously much higher, but she lost weight instead."

Upon hearing this, Mu Guiying quickly took out her mobile phone and clicked the video button:

"Sister Zhou, please tell me again. I'll record it and play it for a little fat Yang to listen to. Studying can actually help you lose weight. This is perfect for that little lazy guy's needs."

Li Shimin: "..."

In front of me, can you please stop giving my eldest sister a nickname?

Li Yu took a bite of freshly fried crabs, took a sip of beer from his wine glass, and asked Qin Qiong:

"Has the second brother arrived in Chang'an?"

"Not yet, heavy snow prevented us from going any further after passing Tongguan. Instead, we went to Pangu Temple to have a look. After meeting with Chai Shao, we secretly tore down the statue that Li Yuan had set up for me..."

A few years ago, Qin Qiong saved the lives of Li Yuan's family in Lintong Mountain, and beat Yang Guang with a mace until he vomited blood. Unfortunately, he hadn't come to the real world at that time and didn't know the follow-up content. Otherwise, Yang Guang should have been killed at that time, and it would have been unnecessary. There are those things behind.

Now that Yang Guang is about to take office, leaving the statue may lead to impeachment, so it is better to demolish it in advance to avoid being liquidated later.

Next, we have to enter Chang'an City and encounter a series of changes.

In the original work, Yuwen Chengdu tightly guarded the city gates due to the Lantern Festival Lantern Festival. Qin Qiong, Wang Bodang, Xie Yingdeng, Chai Shao, Xiong Kuohai, Qi Biao, and Li Bao hid in Qiu Rui's house for three or four months until Qiu Rui went to Pangu Temple to offer incense, and then they blended into the team and left Chang'an City safely.

Qin Qiong doesn't plan to stay that long this time.

Enter Chang'an City in advance to visit Qiu Rui and his aunt, make friends with Li Jing, then find a relationship with the bow seller Xiong Kuohai, rescue the daughter of the hotel owner who was snatched away by Yu Wen Chenghui, and then leave Chang'an City.

"The court will be in chaos and the current situation will be turbulent. Brother Yu plans to take this opportunity to move his family to Fengming Village and save money instead of robbing the emperor. I don't have to take the blame for him. We can just develop our own power with peace of mind."

After reading "The Legend of Xing Tang" and staying in the real world for a long time, Qin Qiong has a deeper understanding of friendship.

He thinks that having only a few or five close friends is enough, but having more friends can become a burden. For example, in the original work, they all seem to be good brothers, but it is Shan Xiongxin who suffers.

The last time he risked his life to save Shan Xiongxin was to make up for the regrets in the original work.

Now, the two good brothers have gone to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue. Wang Bodang and Fa Xiaocheng Yaojin are preparing for the uprising in Fengming Village. He can't just hang around in the rivers and lakes all the time, but he has to go and help.

Lu Bu reminded:

"Brothers Wu Yunzhao and Wu Yunxi are also good. They recruit useful talents and then secretly train their troops. When the time is right, they can use artillery and other items to conquer the world directly."

In just ten years, Liu Bang conquered the whole country twice. This shows that in the face of absolute advantage, wars can be quelled very quickly.

Qin Qiong nodded and said:

"This is how we arranged it, striving to build a strong country as soon as possible."

Listening to everyone's discussion, Liu Xie felt like he had come into contact with the mastermind behind history.

Who would have thought that the wheel of history would not repeat the same mistakes, but would turn in another prosperous direction under the control of Mr.

After everyone had eaten and drank enough, Li Shimin and Yue Fei took Liu Xie to take a shower and tidy up their clothes in preparation for going out to play tomorrow.

Zi Shou was thinking about driving practice and hurriedly returned to the world in the book.

Qin Qiong brought some food and high-quality liquor to Qi Biao, Li Bao, Chai Shao and others, and left the real world.

Wu Song did not go back immediately, but went to Qilin Village to visit Zhou Tong. By the way, he chatted with Liu Bei and the others for a while and talked about various changes in the real world.

Liu Bei was very happy to hear that Liu Xie had also become an administrator:

"Through contact with the real world, Liu Hehe can know how to be a good emperor. The rise of the Han Dynasty will be unstoppable, so we must seize the time to build the Han Dynasty again!"

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Brothers, today is just a chapter. Since I went downstairs to get a haircut on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, I haven’t gone out or gone downstairs until now. These two days have been spinning and my mind is feeling dizzy. Let’s take a short break today and take advantage of the early February. Second, take a breather, collect your thoughts, and try to write a more exciting story! Sorry everyone, bow!