Chapter 737 I Am Puzzled!

On the way to deliver a courier, Jiang Chen walked to a remote road and suddenly saw a girl with short hair walking towards him.

Then~~

A motorcycle came speeding silently from a distance.

When it stopped in front of the girl, two men suddenly got off the motorcycle.

One after another, they surrounded the girl.

A man strangled the girl's neck from behind, took out a knife and put it against her throat.

The incident happened suddenly, and the girl was too frightened to speak...

Shivering.

When Jiang Chen saw this situation, he immediately increased his power and rushed directly towards the two people.

How dare you rob a girl in broad daylight?

Do you think law and justice do not exist?

Unexpectedly, the man in front walked up to the girl and smiled coldly: "Do you want money or sex?"

The girl trembled: "I, I want money!"

The next second!

Another man said, "Give it to her!"

The man in front took out 100 yuan and stuffed it into the girl's hand!

The man behind said in a deep voice: "Let's go, next!"

The girl was confused at the time!

Me, who am I, where am I, what do I want to do?

Jiang Chen: "..."

I cried with laughter!

What is all this about?

But you thought that was the end of it?

not at all!

The girl took 100 yuan and suddenly chased the two men.

"Wait a minute! You two!"

The two men were a little nervous, and turned around and shouted: "What are you doing? We didn't steal your money, and we'll give you 100 yuan! Even if we call the police, the police will not think that we have violated the law!"

But the girl looked excited and shook her head: "No, no. That's not what I meant. I wanted to ask you~~"

With a malicious look on her face, she smiled and grabbed a man's hand: "What if I want sex?"

The two men were so scared that they lost their minds~~

Shivering.

The two turned around and ran away wildly.

"Don't chase me!"

"That's right, please let us go, we are still young! We are just confused and can't think about it for the moment!"

The girl chased after her wildly: "It's not easy to find someone who dares to rob someone of sex. It's been 30 years since my mother's birth. Haha, I'm having sex today."

Jiang Chen: "..."

I cried with laughter~~

These days, it’s really~~

Crazy, right?

Boys on the street must protect themselves.

Otherwise, you will be eaten by girls who look like little sheep!

How terrible is this?

Jiang Chen was so frightened that he trembled and quickly rode his electric bike home.

...

Jiang Chen and Xiao Guo were eating.

Xiao Guo has recently fallen into love, licking his dog and his girlfriend every day.

No, he is sending WeChat voice messages to his girlfriend again.

Jiang Chen was eating when Xiao Guo's cell phone rang.

"It's the voice of the goddess!"

Xiao Guo was extremely excited and said to Jiang Chen with beaming eyes: "Brother Chen! I met a goddess recently! The fried chicken is beautiful! She is very temperamental! She is also very cold. I simply fell in love and couldn't extricate myself! Let me see ?Palm Palm Eye?"

He pulled out the photo and showed it to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen glanced at Xiao Guo's WeChat account. The "goddess"'s avatar...

(ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~!

Shaked his head.

That's it?

Is this also called a goddess?

In Jiang Chen's scoring standards, this can be called 80 points at most, okay?

Jiang Chen expressed his disdain.

It may also be that Jiang Chen has seen too many goddesses, and there are too many beauties around him who are outstanding and ordinary women. Jiang Chen doesn't like them at all. Even many so-called goddesses and Internet celebrity beauties are in Jiang Chen's eyes. Like dung.

Jiang Chen immediately lost interest and continued to eat with his head down.

Xiao Guo, however, was like a male cat in spring, eager to open WeChat.

The goddess has sent a voice message.

He pressed it.

"Recently, the fruit has been released again."

The goddess just said such a cold word, without beginning or end.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Sure enough, Xiao Guo immediately pressed it and started to smoke.

"Haha, do you want Fruit 13? I'll buy it for you right now? Tomorrow, it will arrive tomorrow. Let's go on a date? I'll send it to you?"

Who knows...

The goddess directly sent a voice message: "No, you can ask the merchant to send it to me directly. I have something to do tomorrow and may not be able to go on a date. Remember, I only want the 512g top version and the 12888 version. The low-end version is garbage. Don’t send it.”

Jiang Chen frowned.

"12888? Don't give away cheap garbage?"

"What kind of goddess is this? Are you a licker?"

Jiang Chen asked Xiao Guo with a cold face.

Xiao Guo did not bother to answer Jiang Chen, but sat there and spoke.

"Okay! Honey, my monthly salary is 11,000, but I can borrow Huabei to buy it for you. I will place an order and send it directly to you tomorrow. I miss you!

a~~”

When Jiang Chen heard Xiao Guo being so humble, he grabbed the phone and threw it aside.

Xiao Guo looked confused: "What's wrong? Brother Chen?"

Jiang Chen said coldly: "It's useless for you to kneel down and lick her like this! Haven't you heard? She asked you to buy a 12888 mobile phone, but she didn't even give you a chance to date. Do you think there is hope if we continue like this? ?"

Xiao Guo also said distressedly: "Brother Chen, I'm not really stupid. I understand what you mean. But I'm not as handsome as you, and I'm not as rich as you. You said that I pursue such a goddess, except for kneeling and licking her." What other way is there?”

Jiang Chen smiled faintly and said: "Actually, let me tell you, the more beautiful a woman is, the less money she has to spend. She can easily win her without spending a penny!"

Xiao Guo: "How is it possible? It doesn't cost a penny, just depends on me?"

Jiang Chen sneered: "Yes, do you want to make a bet with me? I can make you capture this woman within a week!"

Xiao Guo's adoring eyes immediately locked onto Jiang Chen, and he knelt down and cried bitterly: "Brother Chen! I really need your help. If you can help me get this woman, I am willing to be your licker." Dog... no, be a lackey!”

Jiang Chen: "Aren't you now?"

Xiao Guo: "..."

Jiang Chen didn't say anything, just picked up the phone, started a series of operations, and gave Xiao Guo some instructions: "Go! Find her!"

Xiao Guo: "...Is this okay?"

Jiang Chen sneered: "If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay me back! Go ahead."

Xiao Guo nodded and immediately called the goddess: "Do you want to make a date?"

The goddess refused directly without hesitation: "I have something to do!"

Xiao Guo grimaced: "What should I do? Brother Chen, I'm so useless, I can't even date the goddess!"

Jiang Chen snatched his phone, took a screenshot of Zhifubao and sent it to him.

In addition to this picture, I also left a sentence.

"Whether you love me or not, I will pull you down if you don't come!"

Xiao Guo was uneasy: "Brother Chen, you said this won't be too harsh and make the goddess angry, right? What if you break up with me?"

Jiang Chen said calmly: "Don't worry. 3.2.1!"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Guo's cell phone rang.

The goddess called.

The goddess was extremely enthusiastic and said eagerly: "Huh? Mr. Guo? I'm sorry, I was too busy before and I was a little neglectful to you. You won't be angry with me, right?"

Xiao Guo is confused~~

This is the most pleasant time the goddess has ever been to him since he met her.

Diaosi, I’m flattered!

I am puzzled!

Why?

Why is this?

Why did Brother Chen make a series of moves and reprimand the goddess, but the goddess's attitude towards me changed drastically?