Chapter 752: I Was Fooled by Jiang Chen and Fainted!

The robber was stunned!

Why...this Didi guy can easily earn 50 million?

"You must be teasing me, right? Do you think it's funny?"

The robber's mentality collapsed and he pointed the gun at the back of Jiang Chen's head.

Jiang Chen coughed: "I'm sorry, one of my buddies was joking with me. I'm a Didi driver, how can I be richer than you, the robbery boss? Haha, this is the message he sent deliberately to imitate the voice reminder of Zhifubao La."

The robber was doubtful and put down his gun: "Well, that's possible."

He also felt that the guy who pulled Didi must be bragging. How could he be richer than the guy who robbed him?

Then why do you want to rob? Wouldn't it be nice to come and pull Didi?

Jiang Chen coughed: "Brother, shall we continue walking?"

"Go, go, go!"

Who knows~~

After walking for a while, I suddenly heard another recording.

"Your account with the last number 8888 has been credited with 80 million yuan, and the account balance is..."

With quick eyes and quick hands, Jiang Chen hurriedly turned off the cell phone notification tone.

The robber sitting behind him was already mentally disturbed.

His eyes widened: "What on earth do you do? Why are you so rich?"

Jiang Chen chuckled and explained: "It's all fake. It's all fake. I'm just joking."

The robber snatched Jiang Chen's cell phone and took a look...

Completely petrified!

Those text messages are all reminder text messages from the bank. Where is the voice joke?

&nbpp, it has been opened by Jiang Chen using his fingerprint.

Seeing the balance above, that long list of endless balances, the robber was completely confused...

Let me rub it, how many zeros is this?

How much is this?

What should I do if I’m not very good at math and can’t figure it out?

Male Gobi's...

Is this a full 1.9 billion or 19 billion?

Who am I, where am I, what do I do?

The robbers were completely stunned~~

Suddenly I felt the world's ill will towards me.

I risked my life and risked my life to rob a gold store.

Result~~

I don’t earn as much as La Didi.

The mentality is broken.

"You, how on earth do you make money?"

The robber screamed: "Why do you make more than me?"

Jiang Chen coughed: "Well, actually, I'm just a procrastinator."

"Liar!"

The robber roared angrily: "How can Didi make more money than me doing robbery? This is unscientific!"

Jiang Chen spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "Indeed, I don't know either. But that's what La Didi is like. If you can experience it, you will know that our industry is still very profitable."

Robber: "I, I believe you! How much money can you make by pulling a junk car?"

Jiang Chen said nonsensical words in a serious tone: "You underestimate us. Do you know how much I can earn by driving a luxury car in a day? I can earn more than 200 just by running from the airport to the city!"

"???"

The robber was confused: "So many?"

"That's right. If we can run for 10 eight hours a day, we can earn 2,000 or 3,000!"

Jiang Chen said with encouragement: "Especially the luxury car customers we come into contact with are all very powerful customers. For example, there are financial practitioners who are very well-informed. Some people like to make phone calls in the car. Let me tell you some inside information. What kind of industry do you think you are in, where you can hear such private and confidential information about making money? I am not polite. After working in luxury cars for 6 months, I earned 600,000. Then, I put this 600,000, all invested in stocks.”

"Then what?"

The robbers were entranced by what they heard and believed it.

Jiang Chen continued to say seriously: "From the beginning, I had the mentality of forgetting if I didn't succeed. I took a gamble and gave it a try! In the end, guess what? I actually won the bet! That 600,000 yuan was only used in the stock market. After half a year, it turned into 50 million!”

"What?"

The robber's eyes almost popped out of his head.

Jiang Chen nodded and said: "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, brother! This is how I made my fortune. Then, guess what~"

"What?"

The robber's eyes were entranced.

Jiang Chen continued to talk nonsense: "I will continue to pull Didi and never leave this position full of opportunities! Finally, I got another opportunity!"

"I once pulled a luxury car, and a rich woman got in! She drank too much, and I took good care of her along the way. But when she got home, she forced me to go upstairs..."

Jiang Chen said with excitement: "This is the truth of what happened to Didi."

"Oh, keep going, keep going!"

The robber urged impatiently, his eyes shining: "I've wanted to eat soft food for a long time. If I hadn't been able to eat, I wouldn't have walked down this road."

Jiang Chen said seriously: "I have to say, that's the wrong way to show off your soft rice. Brother, how can you rob a rich woman's favor by robbing her? You have to be like me and drive a luxury car Didi. Only in this way can you win the favor of a rich woman. Opportunities to get in touch with rich women Bai Fumei. If you hook up with a rich woman and make her like you, you won’t have to struggle in this life. That’s how I am~~"

He said awkwardly: "I was dragged up by that rich woman, and I was brutally attacked! Alas, our biggest risk as Didi drivers is here. Because of my good looks, I often encounter all kinds of rich women, fair and beautiful women. There’s nothing I can do about harassment.”

The robber was fascinated by what he heard: "Tell me, what's next? How did you become rich?"

Jiang Chen continued: "After I was raped by a rich woman, she was very embarrassed and said she would let me be her personal assistant, give me 200,000 a month, and also give me a villa and a car. I refused. Just kidding. !Am I the one who lacks that thing? I sternly refused at that time. The result? This rich woman fell in love with me even more and insisted on getting me. She helped me open a company and also helped me run it. No, this company earns tens of millions every month. Alas, I don’t understand business and I don’t understand companies. Why do you want to torture me like this? Let me meet such a rich woman? "

The robber was jealous and his eyes were red.

"Damn it! Don't you kid know how lucky you are when you are in the midst of all the blessings. I can't even afford to eat soft food! Humph! Then you still do it?"

"Of course I'm going to do it!"

Jiang Chen said seriously: "How can one rich woman be enough? How can I give up a forest for a big tree? As long as I continue to attract Didi, I will always have the chance to meet more rich women."

Robber: "...."

Suddenly I discovered a good way to make a fortune!

It turns out that you can really get rich overnight by opening Didi!

Much more promising than my robbery.

Jiang Chen took out a thick stack of house books from the locker of the car: "Look, these are all given to me by the rich woman. There is no way, my damn good looks have nowhere to go. "

The robber suddenly said: "Stop!"

Jiang Chen: "???"

The robber said impatiently: "Stop the car for me! I want to get off!"

Jiang Chen stopped the car.

The robber jumped out of the car without saying a word: "Brother, thank you for your guidance. If I become successful one day, I will thank you again!"

After saying that, he turned and left.

Jiang Chen shouted: "Why are you going? Hey, your bag of gold is still in my car!"

The robber waved his hand and said without looking back: "I don't want these rags anymore! I'm giving them to you. I'm going to get Didi! I want to be like you and rely on my appearance to make a living. To start my life. The pinnacle! I will quit this crappy career of robbery."

Jiang Chen: "..."

Can you fool a robber with just one mouthful?

Was the robber tricked into becoming a Didi driver?

Jiang Chen couldn't laugh or cry.

This is really~~

He called Lin Xiran to come over.

Lin Xiran was shocked when she saw the big package filled with gold jewelry.

"Husband, are you saying that the robber got into your car, chatted with you, and then you fooled him into fainting? Has he changed the direction of his life? If he is not a robber, it is time to pick up Didi?"

Jiang Chen shrugged: "I don't know what's going on."

Lin Xiran couldn’t laugh or cry~~

My husband is so awesome, how come he can always solve all kinds of cases?

"Okay, let's go to Didi Company's newly registered person to check his information."

After a while...

The robber was tied up and brought back to identify the stolen goods.

Although he had been caught, the robber's face showed no trace of decadence. Instead, his eyes were bright, he laughed, and he was extremely optimistic.

Lin Xiran: "..."

Police: "...."

I have arrested countless bad guys, but I have never seen such a calm and optimistic bad guy after being caught.

Generally, when bad guys are caught, they are either quibbling, decadent, or in short despair.

But why is this robber so different from others?

Lin Xiran asked him: "Why do you look so optimistic?"

The robber said plausibly: "Because today I discovered my future, which is to be a Didi driver!"

Lin Xiran: Σ(⊙▽⊙''a!

Police: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

What are these?

How did this robber get so fat?

Why are you so fat?

Brainwashed?

Doesn't it look like your brain is not working well?

The robber vowed: "Officer! I surrender! I surrender! You see, I have thrown away all my things and haven't taken them back! No matter how many years I am sentenced to, I will definitely reform myself in prison and strive to get out as soon as possible. After I get out, I will I want to be Didi immediately and reach the peak of my life, hahaha~~"

The policemen could not stand upright with laughter.

This scene is so joyful.

"What are you laughing at?"

The robber was very angry and pointed at Jiang Chen: "Believe it or not, this person told me that he got rich overnight through Didi and became a winner in life!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

Laughing loudly!