Chapter 775 I Rub It! It's Sloppy!
Jiang Chen was walking on the road when he suddenly received a call from Xiao Guo.
Xiao Guo: "Master, the rich women are looking for you again!"
Jiang Chen's spies followed Jiang Xiu.
It's not that Jiang Chen didn't know, in fact, he was very clear, but he deliberately pretended not to find out and didn't drive away these secret agents.
He deliberately let Jiang Xiu get some information about himself. Of course, it was all fake information to confuse the other party.
Jiang Xiu's strength is not in Jiang Chen's eyes at all. If Jiang Chen slaps him with a slap, he can crush him to death, but Jiang Chen doesn't want to do that.
As powerful as the Jade Emperor, there are times when he goes down to the world to make private visits, for what?
For fun!
If anything is slapped to death.
What's the fun in that?
What's the use of you being strong?
Jiang Chen deliberately said loudly, "The rich women are here again? Why are you looking for me?"
Xiao Guo smiled: "Master, do you look around?"
Jiang Chen turned his head and took a look~~
At some point in time, dozens of supercars appeared around.
Aggressive, surrounded the street where Jiang Chen was!
Block it!
Jiang Chen smiled lightly: "Again?"
Xiao Guo was silent for a while: "This time, Master, you can't escape. There are a total of 86 supercars on this street, McLaren, Bugatti, Ferrari, gtr, everything! The trunk is full of gold bars and dollars! Now you can pick one up and drive away. The car, the cash in the car, and the rich woman are all yours!"
Behind Jiang Chen, Jiang Xiu's spies were dumbfounded!
Dog Stunned.jpg!
Holy crap!
This Jiang Chen actually still has such a secret?
Jiang Xiu, who was eavesdropping behind the scenes, almost rolled his eyes.
Immediately, he laughed.
"This kid, love is soft rice?"
The evaluation of Jiang Chen in his heart plummeted.
Jiang Chen smiled: "There are US dollars in every car?"
"At least $5 million per car!"
Jiang Chen looked into the distance: "I see, there seems to be a V Yiwei Pavilion in the farthest corner?"
Xiao Guo gave a thumbs up: "Master has good eyesight! It's a cash truck! It's full of beautiful knives! It's yours too!"
Jiang Chen: "How old are those rich women?"
Xiao Guo said to himself: "They are all over 18 years old!"
Jiang Chen sneered: "Be specific!"
Xiao Guo coughed: "48, 58, 68! All of them! Take your pick!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
Jiang Xiu, who was eavesdropping, was stunned.
Emotional Jiang Chen's hidden identity is the master of the Rich Woman Soft Fan Association?
"Haha, this kid really has two strokes!"
Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shook his head: "68? Don't talk about it, I still have something to do, hang up."
Xiao Guo said anxiously: "But Master, if you don't agree today, those rich women won't let you go! They blocked the whole street. If you don't agree, they will force it and rob you."
Jiang Chen: "You kid, you betrayed me again?"
Xiao Guo advised: "Master, the rich woman is still fragrant! The little brothers want to eat soft rice even if they don't want to work hard."
Jiang Chen pouted: "Xiao Guo, don't call me Master! Do you know how I spent this time? I am chased by luxury cars every day! I am harassed by rich women when I go up and down the stairs! I bought a few suites! There will be a few more 0s in the bank card during the New Year and holidays.”
"Every night, I'm shrouded in fear of being knocked on the door by a rich woman!"
"Those rich women have already bought the whole building I live in!"
"Every day when I go home, on every floor, a rich woman will come up!"
"Wearing pajamas, but wearing heavy makeup!"
"It makes me smell like perfume!"
"I finally got home, but the door is surrounded by rich women!"
Jiang Chen said helplessly: "Although the rich woman is good, don't eat too much! Young people, don't talk about martial arts, I advise you to make mouse tail juice!"
Xiao Guo asked, "Master, what is this for?"
Jiang Chen curled his lips and said, "Once you are in front of money, it becomes easy to get..."
At this moment, the phone in Jiang Chen's pocket rang a reminder.
He picked it up and opened it.
"Sister Zhang gave you 5 million in the bus card!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
spy:"..."
Jiang Xiu: "..."
Jiang Chen said lightly, "Sorry, I'm not interested in money!"
Jiang Chen continued to say to Xiao Guo: "Once you are in front of money, it becomes easy to get..."
A Ferrari slowly stopped beside Jiang Chen.
The window rolls down.
A rich woman said to Jiang Chen, "Stinky man, I don't even eat soft rice, what do you want to eat?"
Jiang Chen took a sip of her: "I want to eat~~ Low living allowance!"
That rich lady Zhang Jie was stunned~
Roll up the window and go.
Jiang Chen looked proud: (ˉ▽ ̄~)Cut~~
Another rich woman drove over and pointed to a knight worth 9 million behind her!
"That's a knight, I gave it to you!"
"In the future, if you pull DiDi, you will no longer be afraid of tailgating!"
"This car, just weighs 3.8 tons!"
"Full steel plate strengthening!"
"No car can hit it except a tank!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
"I don't need to drive someone's luxury car, just go away!"
Jiang Chen was so tough, the rich woman had no choice but to leave.
The spy behind him: (○′?д?)?!
At this time, Jiang Xiu's fear of Jiang Chen has gradually relaxed, and he has become complacent.
On the side, the confidant who was expelled by Jiang Chen asked him, "Master, why have you become happy?"
Jiang Xiu said proudly: "This Jiang Chen, who eats soft rice all day, is still the master of the Soft Rice Association, how can this Nima compete with elites like me? It seems that most of the previous performances were also secretly supported by rich women. He. His own abilities are not so great! Hahaha~ I was worried that I was wrong before, and he pretended to be a pig to eat a tiger. It seems that I was overthinking it."
Jiang Chen: "..."
......
Jiang Chen was suddenly called back by Jiang Xiu again.
"Brother Xiu, call me something?"
Jiang Chen was still very polite to Jiang Xiu.
Jiang Xiu nodded: "It's okay, I have something to do recently. I want you to help me drive to a place to talk about things."
Jiang Chen: "??? Talking about things, you actually want to find me?"
Jiang Chen felt a little strange.
This Jiang Xiu seemed a little weird.
Jiang Xiu coughed: "Actually, I have a lot of enemies recently, and I need you to be my bodyguard to spread the risk."
Jiang Chen suddenly realized.
Emotional Jiang Xiu has provoked an enemy recently, so he wanted to help him spread some risks?
Jiang Xiu also recently saw that Jiang Chen was named a master by the Soft Rice Association, and he felt that Jiang Chen was nothing special and would not threaten his status, so he would let Jiang Chen come back to help him through the danger.
Jiang Chen smiled: "Okay. Brother Xiu, you are so generous to me, give me 5 million dollars, can I still help you? Tell me, how can you help?"
Jiang Xiu was carefree, with a beautiful woman beside him, pointed to a Rolls-Royce next to him: "In this way, you will escort me home. I have received reliable information that someone is going to rob me on the road. You are my driver. ~ something, you go up and block me!"
Jiang Chen: "...Okay. No problem."
Jiang Chen has three times the reaction ability and combat power of ordinary people, even if he encounters danger, he will not have any problems.
It's a big deal, Jiang Chen just kicked the accelerator and ran away.
who knows~~
Jiang Xiu is cunning and cunning.
Jiang Chen took the key to drive, Jiang Xiu's eyes suddenly rolled: "No, no, I suddenly changed my mind! Or this time, I'll be the driver. This beauty, put your arms around you! You sit in the back, the driver Take your seat!"
Jiang Chen was stunned: "This is not good? You are a boss, and I am a food delivery guy. How could I be so embarrassed to sit in the back and let you be the driver?"
"No no no!"
Jiang Xiu was very cunning, and continued: "I have already thought about it. You can be my stand-in! Sit in the back seat, pretend to be me, and speak in my tone, do you remember? I'm your driver! You can order me to do anything at any time along the way. You can't even reveal flaws in your tone! Understand?"
Jiang Chen: "..."
It could be seen that Jiang Xiu was really scared.
The opponent he provoked this time was a bit scary.
In addition to finding himself a little more handsome than him as a driver, he also deliberately arranged for a very similar self to sit in his back seat and sit on his horse, but he drives for himself?
Jiang Chen nodded: "Brother Xiu, this arrangement is really clever! Even if there is an enemy looking for you, it's me in the back seat who will be attacked, so it's okay to be the same as the driver."
Jiang Xiu looked up to the sky and laughed, proud of his intelligence.
"Then let's begin."
With an expression of nodding and bowing, Jiang Xiu respectfully opened the car door for Jiang Chen.
In front of outsiders, Jiang Xiu's superficial skills must be adequate.
Jiang Chen swaggered, hugged the slender waist of the hot beauty, and sat in the back seat with a grand style.
Jiang Xiu felt sour in his heart.
So angry!
It was originally my car, my horse, but it was enjoyed by that guy Jiang Chen~~ But I still want to be like my grandson, driving him in front? Helpless, he can only accept his fate, who made him afraid of death? Jiang Xiu drove.
Jiang Chen closed his eyes behind him and enjoyed Jiang Xiu Mazi giving him a massage.
This horse is really extraordinary, maybe he is a professional, and massage Jiang Chen is quite comfortable.
But~~
Walking to a remote intersection, suddenly a car in front suddenly came across!
blocked the way.
Jiang Xiu was taken aback and backed up immediately.
Who knows, a van also appeared behind, blocking the way.
A dozen men in black jumped out of the van, armed with machetes, kitchen knives, bats, etc., murderous, and surrounded this Rolls-Royce by Jiang Xiu~~
The car in front also got down a dozen people.
I saw more than 30 people and surrounded this place.
Jiang Xiu was trembling with fear.
dare not speak.
His information is accurate, unexpectedly right
Fang is so cruel! Good luck.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
You are well prepared and have a plan.
The leader walked to the side of the car and knocked on the window.
Jiang Xiu was very confident, rolled down the car window, put on a hat on purpose, and said in a trembling voice, "Brother, I'm the driver! It's none of my business."
The leader, with cold eyes, ignored Jiang Xiu indifferently, and walked to the back seat.
Xiu secretly rejoiced.
hehe~~
I'm still smart!
The leader knocked on the rear window: "Get down!"
Jiang Chen was not afraid, rolled down the car window, revealing a face that looked very similar to Jiang Xiu, only a little more handsome.
Jiang Xiu snickered in his heart.
This time, Jiang Chen is going to be unlucky!
Li Daitao is stiff!
Jiang Chen will be beaten at least once!
Before Jiang Xiu was in the casino, he did things very indulgently.
The second generation threatened to tell Jiang Xiu to be careful, and he would find someone to teach Jiang Xiu a lesson.
Jiang Chen was frightened, so he wanted to hide at home and avoid the limelight, but he didn't expect that the other party would take action so quickly, and he would attract so many people to clean him up.
There is no escape from this social beating.
He is gloating.
Jiang Chen was not afraid, and said to those people indifferently: "You are sent by the enemy, right? I, Jiang Xiu, did this, what do you want to do?"
Jiang Chen interprets the momentum of the Jiang family's children to the extreme!
Condescendingly, look down upon all beings!
Although he was only one person, surrounded by several people, Jiang Chen didn't show any signs of fear!
Those people stared at Jiang Chen, but they didn't expect this person to be so confident, and Yi Ran didn't seem to be afraid that he was absolutely sure that he could find the place back.
The leaders were a little hesitant.
There was a little brother next to him, and said in a low voice: "Big brother, although the master of the capital asked us to beat people, I heard that this person is not an ordinary person. It seems to be a child of the Jiang family!"
"Children of the Jiang family?"
The elder brother was startled.
"Yeah, the Jiang family is not something we can afford to provoke. If we fight the Jiang family's children, and if something happens, I'm afraid that under the anger of the Jiang family, we will have bad luck."
The little brother offered a plan.
"Then, what do you say? We can't ignore the orders of our eldest brother?"
The elder brother frowned.
"I think so."
The dog-headed military sergeant said in a low voice, "We will definitely do it. But, we can't beat this Jiang Xiu himself? Why don't we ~ ~ beat his bodyguard and driver! Then take a video and forget it when you go back. It's an explanation for the eldest brother! Then, we won't offend the Jiang family to death?"
"Yup."
The elder brother also patted his head and suddenly realized: "You are right. If you don't have a bodyguard, you will hit the driver!"
He walked to the front, slapped the door and yelled, "The window is down!"
Jiang Xiu is stunned~~
Before he could react, he was dragged out of the car by his elder brother.
"Hey, what are you doing? I'm a child of the Jiang family! How dare you hit me?"
Jiang Xiu shouted.
Big brother is stunned~~
Ten faces are dumbfounded.
what's going on?
How could even a driver call himself a child of the Jiang family?
The eldest brother laughed in anger: "Don't run the train with your mouth full. You are a driver who dares to pretend to be a child of the Jiang family? Ask for a beating! Hit him!"
"I'm really Jiang Xiu!" Jiang Xiu wanted to cry without tears~.
This time, it was really sloppy!
He originally thought, disguised as a driver, and let Jiang Chen beat him for him, but who would have known that Jiang Chen was so stubborn about his temperament that he could actually make the other party scared.
back~~
Actually hit the driver? You don't talk about martial arts!
He is very sad~
"I'm really Jiang Xiu! I was afraid that you guys would hit me halfway, so I deliberately arranged for a person who looked a lot like me to sit in the back seat, his name is Jiang Chen! If you want to go back for business, just hit him. …”
Jiang Xiu was facing the threat of beatings. At this time, he didn't talk about martial arts, let alone loyalty, and directly told the truth.
With a look of grief and indignation, he pointed at Jiang Chen and shouted, "You kid, why don't you tell the truth quickly, and be beaten for me honestly?"
Jiang Chen burst into laughter in his heart, still echoing Jiang Xiu: "Yes, yes, don't make a mistake. I am his substitute Jiang Chen, my young master was afraid of being beaten, so he let me sit in the back, he came to drive You can hit me if you want."
The robbers are dumbfounded~
Looking at Jiang Chen and Jiang Xiu, they really look alike.
At least 8 points are similar~~ The clothes they wear are also the same suits.
For a time, the robbers were foolishly unclear~~
In the end, which is the real thing and which is the substitute?
Jiang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect~~
The robber boss is a second-hand!
He said impatiently: "Fuck! How can there be a Jiang family child who is going to drive? Your kid still wants to harm the master Jiang young master? Lie us to beat the Jiang family children, right? Harm us! Come and beat me! Beat to death! "
More than 30 thugs beat Jiang Xiu when they came up~~
Jiang Xiu screamed constantly~~
"I, I really
It's Jiang Xiu! He is Jiang Chen, he is fake! I'm the real one~ You've got the wrong person. I, I can't spare you~~ I. Forgive me! Brothers, let me go. I am really Jiang Xiu! "
Jiang Xiu screamed and was beaten so badly that he was foaming at the mouth~~
Jiang Chen leisurely wandered around, watching from the side.
Ma Zi on the side was very worried: "Brother Jiang Chen, why don't you help Brother Xiu? Just watching him get beaten by so many people?"
Jiang Chen said lightly, "I'm helpless. I can't beat these people alone. Brother Xiu, this time, he was really smart but was mistaken by smarts. It's sloppy!"
After a group of robbers beat Jiang Xiu violently, they threw the half-dead Jiang Xiu in front of Jiang Chen like a dead dog. The leader took a photo, waved the bloody baseball bat in his hand, and threatened Jiang Chen: "The last name is Jiang. Yes, today I will give you a face, and only hit your driver! You remember it! In the future, if you dare to provoke my master again in the imperial capital, this will be your end!"
Jiang Chen had a very frightened expression, and nodded blankly.
Jiang Xiu: "..."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
Hemp egg!
Why am I always being beaten?