Chapter 756 Damn It! There Must Be Someone Inside!
Jiang Chen sighed sadly: "Yes, otherwise what do you think? I have tried it a long time ago. With my appearance, if I drive Didi on the road again in cars like Porsche and Ferrari, it will be really dangerous. Those women , you don’t know, you just pounce on me."
He said helplessly: "You can listen to the recording on my driving recorder! Damn it! Please, I'm driving and they keep talking to the driver like this. It's really dangerous. Okay?"
"Whenever I use my hand to shift gears, what I touch must not be the gear, but the girls' hands! They deliberately put their hands on the gear so that I can touch them!"
Jiang Chen was very angry: "This is too dangerous, do you understand?"
Xiao Guo: "..."
do not talk!
I almost want to cry~
After thirty years of solo play, I had already fainted in the toilet from crying.
Brother Chen, you are surrounded by women and you are flirting with them in all kinds of ways. A full man doesn’t know how hungry a man is when he is hungry.
I am a common ugly man, but I have never even touched a girl's hand.
"The most annoying thing is that there's not even a meter on that Porsche. It's hard to collect money!"
"It still wastes fuel! It burns a lot of fuel! It consumes more than 80 per 100 kilometers!"
Jiang Chen said helplessly: "At the end of the day, the money I got was not as much as the gas money. I still have to pay back. Are you angry?"
"When I drive now, when I turn my right hand down, I can no longer touch the familiar gear knob! What I touch is always my sister's hand! Do you know how empty I feel now?"
Jiang Chen roared!
Xiao Guo burst out and fell to the ground crying.
"Master! Please stop talking!"
"I can't stand it anymore, wow wow wow~~"
Jiang Chen snatched Xiao Guo's cell phone and said to the group of rich women in voice: "Can I beg you? Give me back my Zhongtai? I can't live without Zhongtai!"
Sister Hong said in the group: "Xiaochen? I'm sorry, your Zotye has been taken care of by me. I can't bear to let you drive such a broken car to drive Didi."
When Jiang Chen heard this, he was like a bolt from the blue!
Is my Zhongtai just gone?
Jiang Chen almost shed tears.
What a sin! This is?
What about cheating?
Sister Hong was in the group and openly invited Jiang Chen: "Jiang Chen, right? Are you willing to drive a private car for me? You drive Didi now and earn 10,000 a month, right? I will give you a monthly salary of 100,000 , plus I will give you a villa of the same style next to my villa, and I will also give you a Rolls-Royce Cullinan. Hehe, what do you think?"
The licking dogs in the group were shocked!
"Oh my God.
"Is this Sister Hong finally going to attack Brother Chen?"
"I've seen this kind of invitation countless times in my dreams! I've wanted it countless times~~ Finally I saw Sister Hong's invitation, but unfortunately, it's not for me!"
"Sister Hong has someone in her heart, and she fainted in the toilet from crying!"
Jiang Chen couldn't laugh or cry...
This stupid system, if I join this group of rich women, isn't this going to cause me trouble?
Annoying!
He said calmly: "Don't recruit me. I have a great appetite! I won't eat soft rice. Even if it's a piece of iron, I can bring it to you and chew it~~"
At this time, Jiang Chen saw Xiao Guo on the side, took out a notebook, and carefully recorded: "I have a good appetite, and I can even eat iron lumps~!"
Jiang Chen: →_→!
Crazy.
"Don't remember this kind of thing! Are you mentally retarded? Are you remembering Mao?"
Xiao Guo said seriously: "Brother Chen, you are the master and the killer of rich women. I want to faithfully record your every word and deed, ponder it carefully, study it carefully, and strive to inherit your charm secrets as soon as possible and become a person who can be casual like you." The man who killed a lot of rich women instantly!"
Jiang Chen: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
I can't laugh or cry!
What's happening to young people these days?
-Does everyone have the goal in life of killing a large number of rich women in a flash?
On the other end of the group of rich women, they also listened to the conversation between Jiang Chen and Xiao Guo, and suddenly there was another burst of laughter.
Sister Hong: The more Jiang Chen doesn't like to eat soft food and the more indifferent he is to me, the more I like him. I love him so much!
Jiang Chen said helplessly: "I'm really just an ordinary Didi driver! Big brother and big sister! Please let me go. I'm still young!"
Over there, Xiao Guo made a sound and knelt down to Jiang Chen: "Master! Just because we have a total of 1,200 soft rice members in our rice association, they sincerely want to learn from you and want to learn your unique skills. For the sake of face, hand over your charm secrets! Stop hiding your secrets!"
Jiang Chen looked broken and shouted to the group of rich women.
"Nah! What's the secret to my charm? What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"
The rich women were laughing and joking, but they didn't say anything.
Naturally, he also refused to let Jiang Chen go.
"snort!"
Jiang Chen said calmly: "If you keep doing this, won't it be okay if I don't do Didi anymore? I've changed my profession! Is it okay if I do errands?"
After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he proudly walked away with his head held high.
Who knows~~
He had just opened the errand running app and suddenly heard a series of notification sounds.
"Ding dong! You have received an errand order! From [Sister Hong]!
PS: Come to my house right now, little brother!
Jiang Chen was confused
Got it~~
I'll wipe it, do you want it to be so fast?
He immediately rejected the order.
I reject!
I choose the dog leash!
Keep picking up!
Who knows~~
The orders that follow are a steady stream of this!
"Ding dong! You have received an errand order!"
From [Sister Hong]!
PS: Come to my house right now, little brother! Don't even think about refusing, I have already reserved 1 million for the platinum membership of the errand company, specifically designated for your private one-to-one service! I only want you. "
Jiang Chen: ".."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
I can't live this day.
I can no longer do errands because Sister Hong spent 1 million on me and bought me out.
Jiang Chen snorted coldly, switched out the errand running app, and replaced it with takeout.
Hehe, we have plenty of work, and you, the richest among rich women, can’t stop me.
make money!
Who knows~~
Jiang Chen is still too young.
As soon as he entered the takeout app, he received a system prompt.
"Ding dong! You have received a takeout order! From the platinum member [Sister Hong]!
P.S.: Deliver food to my house right now, little brother! I just want to eat you. Hehehe, don’t bother, I’ve already spent 2 million to top up platinum membership services for every food delivery platform! No matter which platform you switch to, you will be specially assigned to my private one-on-one service! I only want you. "
Jiang Chen: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
I can't live this day.
The power of this rich woman is so terrifying.
Jiang Chen was still not convinced, so he went to the express company app again.
Damn, I can't afford to offend you, why can't we hide?
I don't believe it...
Result~
"Ding dong! You have received an express order! From [Sister Hong]!
PS: Send a courier to my house immediately, little brother! Don't think about refusing, I have already paid 5 million and have booked you as a platinum member of all express delivery companies. No matter which company you go to, you will be designated to provide me with personal one-to-one service! I only want you. "
Jiang Chen: “I want to cry but I don’t have any tears!”
Oh my God!
Is this rich woman too persistent? What's so good about me?
Jiang Chen was finally angry!
It is unbearable!
He turned to Xiao Guo and said, "Is it you? You've been revealing my secrets?"
Xiao Guo looked panicked: "It's really not true, Brother Chen, how could I betray you?"
Jiang Chen took his mobile phone: "Ma Dan, if it weren't for you, how could those rich women know so much about my work? How would they know that I am an all-powerful little prince of takeout delivery?"
He took a look~~
As expected, Xiao Guo is posting his work updates in the group of rich women.
In the group of rich women, various red envelopes for Xiao Guo are constantly flying~~
"Thank you, Xiao Guo! Here you go!"
"Accept the reward!"
"I'll give you 1,000! Keep breaking the news..."
"Do you have any private photos of your brother Chen, Master? The kind that exposes your abs? Are they explosive? I'll give you a red envelope!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
Xiao Guo: "..."
Jiang Chen was beaten violently!
"Asshole! I knew there must be a mole! Otherwise, how could these rich women know so clearly? You bastard!"
After a violent beating, Xiao Guo turned into a pig head.
Jiang Chen left.