Chapter 1599: Guys Who Say They Don’t Care About Their Hairstyle Must Have No Hairstyle Themselves.
"Don't you understand?" Seeing everyone's confused look, Sougo Doma chuckled and explained: "Fake hair, if hitting someone in the face is considered despicable, then why don't you look in the mirror and look at your own face? What?" Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..." Does that count?
"What do you mean?" Gui Xiaotaro was very puzzled.
"Kui!" But before Sougo Toma could say anything, Kondo Isao had already seen clearly what Gui looked like now under the guidance of everyone: "How did you become like this?"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Uh..." How could Sougo Doma, who wanted to show his true strength, hand over the right to speak so easily? He pretended to mutter: "Fake hair, should I say you are pale now, or should I say How about your face being dark?" Katsura Kotaro: "???" Can "pale" and "dark" be used together?
Everyone: "..." It's really like that... Let's just say Katsura Kotaro's face is pale. It can be seen from the parts of him that were not blackened by the bomb - his face is bloodless.
It would be fair to say that his face was completely black, and that was indeed the case. His entire face was completely blackened due to the gunpowder. It would make sense to say that he only hit people in the face, but what he hit was Just yourself!
"Mr. Gui..." Fortunately, Eliza Saki was there. After hearing this, she quickly took out a mirror from her sleeve and handed it to him.
"???" Katsura Kotaro, who hadn't yet figured out the situation, took the mirror. After taking a look, he was silent for a long time. Then, he slammed the mirror and said, "Pop!" There was only one sound. After the crisp sound, the mirror shattered into pieces. Katsura Kotaro pointed at the lens and said: "Who is this guy inside?" Everyone: "..." Are you not ready to accept reality?
"Afro..." While everyone was complaining, Katsura Kotaro murmured again: "Black face, ha, ha, what kind of bad look is this?"
"Isn't this your current look?" Sougo Toma rolled his eyes.
"Impossible..." Gui Xiaotaro denied firmly: "I have given up on the afro style since I was sensible..."
"Please bean sack..." Hearing this, Sougo Doma suddenly said with a strange look on his face: "Fake hair, does that mean you also had afro hair before you became sensible?" Qianqianji said to everyone: "..." Wrong That’s the point!
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"That's not what I mean..." Gui Xiaotaro quickly defended: "I haven't changed my hairstyle since I was a child. For samurai and swordsmen, the hairstyle is equivalent to the head. Changing the hairstyle is to cut off the head..."
"Shouldn't samurai wear their hair in a bun?" Sougo Toma asked in return: "Shouldn't the top hair be shaved off..." Jushiro Hijikata: "..." What did Sougo say to Katsura just now? I'm not interested in this guy's bald head. Isn't this already a lie?
"..." Just like what the Vice Chief Oni complained in his heart, Katsura Kotaro was startled at first, and then said with a cold sweat on his face: "Ha, ha, ha, I realize that combing your hair into a bun is a thing of the past. It’s been a long time since this hairstyle has been eliminated. Even samurai should keep pace with the times..."
"Has it been eliminated?" Sougo Toma said noncommittally: "But fake hair, don't you think the bun is a symbol? It's like distinguishing whether a samurai is a samurai or something in a period drama, as long as the other person has combed his hair in a A bun is enough…”
"Ah~ this..."
"By the way..." While Katsura Kotaro hesitated, Hijikata Jushiro finally couldn't help it anymore: "Are your topics getting wider and wider? Sougo..."
"Is the topic going too far?" But before he finished speaking, Sougo Toma had a look on his face.
"Puzzled" he said: "Mr. Hijikata, haven't I said all this just to make Fake Hair understand one thing?"
"What's the matter?" Jushiro Hijikata asked cooperatively. Katsura Kotaro also became serious. It seemed that he didn't want to discuss the issue of buns too much.
"First of all, the master of the orangutan hall has lost his memory..." Sougo Toma could hardly deny it and explained: "Even if Fake Hair wants to ask for information, it doesn't remember it. Secondly, although the big devil is very strong, he doesn't It’s so powerful that it’s hopelessly strong. At the very least, it can’t scare the orangutan owner into unconsciousness with just one punch…”
"Indeed..." This analysis is quite consistent with the current situation. At least Katsura Kotaro believes it: "Judging from Kondo Gorilla's injuries, the big devil's attack ability should not be too strong..." A Miao: "... "Is this looking down on her?
Okay, look at it now, it's really not that strong.
"Please bean sack!" Just as she was complaining in her heart, Katsura Kotaro, who was supposed to be analyzing seriously, suddenly changed the subject and said, "Why should I analyze this in front of a traitor like Hijikata?" Jushiro Hijikata said: "..." Haha, haha, this idiot is absolutely hopeless!
Others: "..." They were convinced! How can this guy named Gui be described as an idiot?
He is more stupid than stupid.
"Fake hair..." In fact, they thought wrong. Even Sougo Toma couldn't figure out whether Katsura Kotaro was a fool or pretending to be stupid. However, even if the other party was pretending to be stupid, so what, he would only cooperate with the other party and Think of it as a real idiot: "Actually, you can think differently..."
"Change your thinking?" Gui Xiaotaro was puzzled.
"Ah..." Sougo Tsuchima shrugged and said, "Actually, it's like analyzing the weaknesses of the Great Demon King in front of Hijikata, a damn traitor. If you do it well, that's called inciting rebellion..."
"Instigating rebellion?" Gui Xiaotaro said thoughtfully. Hijikata Jūshirō felt the corners of his eyes twitching again: "Sougo, you..." But just as he spoke, Hijikata Sougo interrupted: "Mr. Hijikata, please stop talking first and listen to the analysis of the fake hair. I believe that after you listen to Gui’s analysis of the Great Demon King’s weaknesses, you will change your ways, rejoin us, stop holding back the fake hair, and give him a stable rear..." As he spoke, he gave Hijikata He winked: "Please, don't you want to trick this troublesome guy Gui away first?" Seeing this, Hijikata Jushiro also responded with his eyes: "Asshole, you have already brought the topic to where Now, is this the way to trick him into leaving?"
"What can I do?" Doma Sougo's eyes were also helpless: "You can't really tell this guy with a fake hair how much hentai the gorilla is, right? Family scandals should not be made public..."
"Do you still know that family scandals should not be made public?" Hijikata Jushiro's eyes were filled with hatred: "Who has been causing trouble just now? What about the Kondo group, what about knives and guns? Do you want to go to school properly?"
"Mr. Hijikata..." Sougo Doma blinked and hinted: "Does the Kondo group have a bad reputation? Why can't you go to school well because of the Kondo group?"
"Idiot!" Jushiro Hijikata responded again with a look that showed hatred for steel. "Is this a matter of good reputation? After all, our Kondo Group is also a violent organization..."
"Mr. Hijikata, you care too much..."