Chapter 1,612 Let Historical Facts Speak for Themselves!

"That's true..." After listening to Souma Sougo, he was quite surprised.

After making "reasonable" speculations, Katsura Kotaro was convinced. He held his chin as if thinking: "After all, Hijikata is still a human being..." As soon as he finished speaking, Sougo Tsuchima smiled happily. Well, I have to say, the words about fake hair are very popular with him: ^_^Hijikata Jushiro: # ^_^What does it mean that he is still a human being?

Don't force your words so hard, asshole!

"Wait a minute..." But before he could say anything, Katsura Kotaro changed the subject again: "Is Hijikata really a human being? After all, he is the guy who is called the Demon Vice Commander..." Hiratsuka Jing, Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..." What should I say about this smiling Buddha?

Hijikata Jūshirō: "..." Damn it, this idiot Katsura really can't see the air, or in other words, this guy has no eyesight at all. Didn't he see any guests in their gym?

Well...if only this guy had good eyesight, he wouldn't blow himself up with a bomb! Bastard, he just managed to fool him. Sougo, hurry up and fool this idiot Gui away...

"Wig..." Sougo Hijikata heard Hijikata's prayer. So, just in the middle of Katsura Kotaro's words, Sougo interrupted him with a serious look on his face: "What do you mean?"

"It's not a fake hair, it's Gui..." Even though he knew that the other party would not change his words because of his rebuttal, Gui Kotaro still insisted on finishing his rebuttal before he began to analyze: "Ahem, what I want to say is actually more There is a very strong possibility that Hijikata is actually an evil spirit under the command of the Great Demon King..."

"Indeed, this is a possibility!" Probably out of habit, Sougo Tsuchima subconsciously agreed as soon as he heard the fake hairdresser slandering Hijikata Jushiro.

Hijikata Jūshirō: # ^_^##Is this also a part of fooling that idiot Katsura? probably?

I don’t know how he could say he is an evil ghost, haha...

"Asshole, who do you think is the evil spirit?" He couldn't convince himself after all. Forget about Gui. At most, he could explain to the two teachers that there was something wrong with the other person's head. Anyway, Gui's current behavior was not like that. A normal person, but even Sougo admitted it, how could he fool him?

However, the words had just fallen.

"Of course it's Hijikata you..." Katsura Kotaro and Sougo Tsuchima said almost at the same time. Before they finished speaking, the two of them looked at each other again. Then, a sense of identity gradually emerged between Katsura and Sougo. With the support of this sense of identity, Sougo Tsuchima retreated. In one step, Katsura Kotaro took over the words clearly and pointed at Hijikata: "Sougo, look, this is the expression of an evil spirit..." Jushiro Hijikata: ##^_^ # These two asshole!

If he is really an evil ghost, he will definitely eat these two people like the legend...

"Fake hair..." But just when Hijikata was about to say something, Sougo Tsuchima took over Katsura Kotaro's words and said: "If Hijikata is an evil ghost, then there is one thing you must do now. It’s happened…”

"What do I have to do?" Gui Xiaotaro was stunned. Don't talk about him, even Hijikata Jushiro was startled. Hearing this, is Sougo really fooling this idiot Katsura?

"That's right..." Sougo Toma nodded and said, "Fake hair, you should go to the river to wash your clothes now..."

"Going to the river to wash clothes?" Hearing this, Gui Xiaotaro didn't react. Hijikata Jushiro: "..." Sougo, don't really treat the other party as a fool, this kind of thing...

"Mr. Katsura..." However, before Hijikata could finish the complaints in his heart, Eliza Saki, who was standing behind the fake hair, already subconsciously said: "Does he want you to go wash clothes by the river so you can pick peaches?"

"Haha..." Hearing this, Katsura Kotaro laughed as if he was amused: "Elizasaki, you are thinking too much. This is a time of life and death for human beings. How could Sougo let me go at such an emergency? Picking peaches?" Everyone: "..." Don't decide the life and death of mankind so easily!

And picking peaches... Eliza Saki explained: "Mr. Katsura, don't forget the story of Momotaro..." Everyone: "..." Although they wanted to say that this was seen through?

But I think a normal person can see through this kind of thing! ?

"..." Katsura Kotaro, who was originally laughing, was startled after hearing the reminder. Then, his whole body started to tremble: "Momo, Momotaro, it turned out to be Momotaro's story. Damn it, Sougo this guy... ..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu, Hiratsuka Shizu and others: "..." Huh?

Have you just figured this out? Wouldn't it be obvious that a normal person would wash clothes by the river?

Even if there are many stories about washing clothes by the river, you should also know when it comes to peaches, right? But this guy... Hijikata Jushiro glanced at him: "..." Sougo, your deceptive attitude is too perfunctory, right?

Even folklore was brought out, and now it's better. After being reminded to this extent, even Gui should have reacted, right?

"Oh, damn it..." Katsura Kotaro was still trembling: "Song, Sougo, you guy has calculated to this point. Yes, if Hijikata is an evil ghost, then I should go to the river to pick up peaches and defeat him. He..." Everyone: "..." Ah~ this, this...

"That's right, that's right..." Sougo Toma nodded matter-of-factly: "To deal with evil spirits, you should close the door and let Momotaro go. So, go to the river to wash clothes and wait for Momo. Come on, you can do it..." But before he finished speaking, Katsura Kotaro suddenly said: "Please bean sack!" Everyone: "..." Let's just say that this kind of nonsense cannot continue...

"Sougo..." Sure enough, Katsura Kotaro said with a serious face: "Did you overlook one point? In Momotaro's story, he picked up the peach after the old lady washed the clothes! In other words, the old lady washed the clothes first, and then the peach. Float over here..." Everyone: "..." They no longer want to complain.

It’s not like grandma would have peaches floating over when she was doing laundry!

"Indeed..." Sougo Toma nodded again: "Fake hair, you are really extraordinary. You even noticed the things I ignored. You are worthy of being the savior of the entire human race. However, since you have seen me If you have overlooked something, then let’s make up for it and hire an old lady to wash clothes by the river!” Everyone: “…” They all said that if the old lady doesn’t wash clothes, peaches will float over!

Well, they didn’t say…

"Wait a minute..." Just when Kasumigaoka Shiu and others, and even Hijikata Jūshirō were almost speechless, Katsura Kotaro stopped again and said: "Sougo, since it's an old lady, then tell her how old she is. I'm not young anymore. Isn't it a good idea to let the elderly wash clothes by the river?" qqxδnew Everyone: "..." Where does this sense of morality come from?

No, I should say, don’t take this kind of thing seriously!

"What's wrong?" Sougo Toma asked: "The old lady in the story can go to the river to wash clothes, why can't the old lady in reality?"