Chapter 1613 Who Wants Momotaro? We Want the Old Lady!
Kondo group, atrium.
Hijikata Jushiro and others were messy in the wind: "..."
Why doesn’t Katsura’s sense of morality belong to Sougo? Besides, that bastard just told the story and the reality, right? Hahaha……
It’s all said to this extent, even Gui...
"Sougo!" Katsura Kotaro said with a serious face again: "Stories are stories, reality is reality, don't confuse stories with reality..."
Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..."
Huh~!
For some reason, they felt relieved. Did Gui finally understand? It seems that they don't need to complain, no, it should be said that they want to complain but can't.
"Nowadays, the elderly have running water, so who would go to the river to wash clothes?" Gui Xiaotaro still had a serious face.
Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..."
Why is this guy's focus so weird? The point is, is there running water in reality? The point is story, story!
"So, didn't I ask you to hire me?" Just when everyone was turning into a slave again, Sougo Toma once again put on an expression that said "I hate iron but cannot become steel" and said: "If there is still an old lady washing clothes by the river, , then do I need to ask you to hire him?"
"Elderly people should enjoy their retirement life. How can you hire them to wash clothes!?" Katsura Kotaro said confidently.
Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..."
So where does this sense of morality come from? ?
"It's just sacrificing one or two old ladies..." Sougo Toma became even more confident: "Compared to saving all mankind, sacrificing one or two old ladies is nothing at all!"
Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..."
Please bean sack!
"Why did the old lady sacrifice herself!?" Hijikata felt that he couldn't help but spit out his words. Wasn't he just asking the old lady to wash clothes at the river? Can sacrifice be used in this too?
"Because there is only one peach..." Sougo Toma explained: "And there are many grannies. If we count all the grannies in the country, there will definitely be sacrifices if there are so many grannies fighting for one peach..."
"Indeed!" Katsura Kotaro nodded and said, "Because of the declining birthrate and aging population, there are more and more grannies. So many grannies gather together..."
"Kasura, don't nod your head in agreement!" Jushiro Hijikata couldn't hold it back: "Don't blame everything on the declining birthrate. Then again, why do you need to hire old ladies from all over the country? What are the old ladies doing? Why do you have to snatch peaches!? Isn’t it your job to pick up peaches?”
"Eh..." Katsura Kotaro was startled: "It sounds reasonable, Sougo, can't I pick up the peaches when they come? There's no need to hire so many old ladies..."
"Tsk tsk..." Regarding this, Sougo Tsuchima calmly shook his index finger and said: "Fake hair, how can you listen to the evil ghost's words? Do you think Hijikata, as an evil ghost, will not be afraid of Momotaro?"
"This..." Katsura Kotaro muttered as if thinking.
Hijikata Jushiro: # ^_^
"Sougo! You should find Momotaro first..."
"Ahem..." Before he finished speaking, Sougo Doma interrupted Hijikata's speech with a cough. This was a hint to the other party to shut up. Unexpectedly, he had almost succeeded in fooling him, and the fake hair was about to pick up peaches. ?
"Fake hair, think about it, since that damn bastard Hijikata is afraid of Momotaro, how could he really come up with an idea for you to find Momotaro? Isn't that asking for death?"
"Um..." Katsura Kotaro still pondered: "But I remember that there is only one old lady in the story..."
"Tsk, tsk..." Sougo Toma shook his index finger again: "Fake hair, so you are too small..."
"My situation is too small?" Gui Xiaotaro was startled.
Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..."
What does this bastard (boy) want to do?
Fortunately for the others, Hijikata had already signaled to them with his eyes: "Sougo, what on earth do you want to do?"
"Mr. Hijikata..." Sougo Doma responded with his eyes again: "If this guy with the fake hair really hired so many old ladies, then he will definitely go to a mental hospital..."
Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"
Well, his layout is also smaller.
wrong!
Ahem, but before Jushiro Hijikata could respond again, Sougo Tsuchima, who had already responded to him, continued: "Fake hair, think about how many grandfathers there are in the stories you have read. With the old lady, it’s like the Bamboo Song Story, the gold and silver old lady. It can be seen that the old lady who picked up the peach is just one of them..."
"Indeed, it is indeed so."
"Since the old lady who picked up the peach is just one of them..." Seeing the other party's agreement, Sougo Doma smiled again: "Then how can you guarantee that the old lady you hired is the old lady who picked up the peach? So, you must not Mobilize all the grandmothers across the country?"
"But, but..." Gui Xiaotaro said hesitantly: "Even so, then there is no need for the old ladies to fight for the peaches, right?"
"Why don't you use it?" Sougo Toma asked first, and then he said matter-of-factly: "Fake hair, don't you think that only the strongest old lady can cultivate a strong man, and can train Momotaro enough to defeat evil spirits?"
"Wait a minute..." Katsura Kotaro seemed to realize something was wrong: "Shouldn't I be the one who trains Momotaro?"
"But in the story, Momotaro was raised by the old lady and the old grandfather..." Sougo Toma explained rationally: "If it weren't for the careful training of the old lady and the old grandfather, would Momotaro really be able to eliminate evil spirits? ?”
"What about me?" Gui Xiaotaro was dissatisfied.
"If you think about it carefully, if other people can also train Momotaro, then it won't be Momotaro who can defeat the evil spirits. You know, those guys trained by samurai, generals, etc. are helpless against evil spirits... …”
Gui Kotaro:"……"
It makes sense, but he can't refute it - it's strange:
"Sougo, isn't that because Momotaro is gifted?"
"Tsk, tsk..." Sougo Toma shook his index finger again: "Fake hair, there are many talented guys in this world, but Momotaro is the only one who can eliminate evil spirits. In my opinion, Momotaro is not No matter what, the really powerful ones are grandpa and grandma!"
"Then why do I (he) hire an old lady to wash clothes by the river!?" Not to mention Hijikata and the others, even Katsura couldn't help but complain. Maybe it was a coincidence, or maybe it was because Complaints will be matched with complaints——
The numerous complaints came together to give the impression of speaking in unison.
"Ah~!" However, Sougo Toma didn't care much about this: "I didn't ask the fake hair to pick peaches, but to wash the clothes. No, I hired an old lady to wash the clothes!"
"And didn't I say it? The competition for peaches is to determine the strongest grandma, so there will be some victims..."
Hijikata Jushiro and others: "..."
Can this all come true?
Gui Kotaro:"……"
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