Chapter 1594 Hell Is Sometimes Very Close
"Hey..." Facing Hijikata and Sougo, who were talking and arguing with each other, Katsura Kotaro felt a little embarrassed: "Sougo, Hijikata, can I ask what you two are arguing about now? What, Even if what I am leaking is bloody tomato juice..." Don't just ignore him!
But before he could finish his words, Sougo Doma turned to look at him and said, "What? Could it be that, fake hair, are you afraid that the tomato juice you carry is not enough?"
"..." Jushiro Hijikata finally realized it - he was obviously complaining about Katsura, that idiot, but why did Sougo suddenly turn into Sougo arguing with him about whether Katsura's body is hair? That kid's ability to distort the topic is too strong. Right, and what's more, tomato juice or something: "Are you sure that's tomato juice? If you're sure, then Gui, you have to stand still for me!"
"Ahem..." Katsura Kotaro coughed twice again, and his face looked paler: "Traitor Hijikata, do you think I'm not standing steady enough?" Everyone: "..." Didn't he stand at all? Get up!
? Katsura Kotaro: orz
"Ugh..." But just when Hijikata and Sougo were about to say something, the gorilla who was fainted by Miao suddenly let out a cry - perhaps because of the stimulation of the two explosions just now, the gorilla, Isao Kondo woke up from his coma and murmured: "Where is this? Am I still alive?" Jushiro Hijikata: "..." Has Boss Kondo finally woke up?
This is really... sad, there is another troublesome guy. He suddenly felt that he might lose a lot of hair again today.
Fortunately, Sougo Tsuchima shared his worries: "Master of the Orangutan Hall, welcome to hell..." Hijikata Jushiro: "..." That's wrong. It should be said that if Sougo is not here, maybe he will not be there either. So much hair will fall out!
Others: "..." What a bad way to say hello! ?
"..." Isao Kondo, who had just woken up from a coma and was still not fully conscious, was startled when he heard the words. He said for a long time, "Nani, is this hell? I, have I already died? Damn it, I haven't told you yet. Miss Miao is getting married. If I had known earlier, I would..."
"What do you mean?" A Miao suddenly said.
"Of course I should be bolder and let Miss A Miao see my feelings!" Isao Kondo said subconsciously: "Even in the underworld, I still like Miss A Miao with all my heart!" A Miao: "..." Although The other party was a gorilla, but...but just when a touch of emotion arose in her heart, Sougo Toma on the other side suddenly said: "Do you even like Miss Amiao with your ass hair?" Hijikata Jushiro instantly felt ashamed - what he thought was indeed right, if Sougo wasn't here, he would never have lost so much hair!
Boss Kondo, don’t answer, don’t answer, don’t answer!
"Of course..." Unfortunately, Gorilla Kondo couldn't hear the cry in Hijikata's heart. It said with an affectionate face: "Since Miss A Miao even likes my butt hair, how could she not like my butt hair?" Where is she?" Hearing this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu and others glanced at A Miao subconsciously: "..." I didn't expect that she is this kind of person. She even likes her butt hair. Isn't her taste too strong?
A Miao: # ^_^
"Asshole..." Just like the demon ancestor descended from the sky, he is really the Tai Sui God on earth. He offers the gorilla's slander and everyone's jokes as sacrifices, and uses anger as the basis to create a ritual of murderous intent. After all, the big demon king is Appeared in A Miao's body: "Who would like you so filthy..."
"Eh!?" The overly familiar voice caused Isao Kondo to trigger a conditioned reflex, instantly waking up the gorilla from his stupor. It turned its head tremblingly and looked at the big devil, the gorilla, who was shrouded in murderous aura. Panicked: "Ah, Miss A Miao, you, why are you here?" A Miao: "..." She couldn't go back!
"Of course she was sent down by me to accompany you..." But before she could say anything, Sougo Toma on the other side said: "Master of the Orangutan Hall, am I treating you well? I'll send you off before Miss A Miao." The first time I arrived in hell, I also gave her a ticket to accompany you..."
"Song, Sougo!?" Before he finished speaking, the gorilla turned his head again: "You, why are you here?"
"After giving Miao a ticket, Mr. Hijikata fought for his life with me. I was careless and didn't dodge..." Sougo Tsuchima explained.
"Isn't the 14th here too?" Hijikata Jushiro: "..." He would rather not be here, if he had known he would go on vacation today!
"Although I was careless..." Sougo Tsuchima said: "But before Hijikata killed me, I still used Flash to kill him. Unfortunately, I was too seriously injured..."
"Sougo..." Jushiro Hijikata's eyes twitched: "You should be more serious! And Mr. Kondo~ Director, don't you even know whether you are alive or dead?"
"Eh?" Kondo Isao was stunned again: "Am I not dead?" Hijikata Jushiro: "..." Is it necessary to be surprised?
"Actually, death is not far away..." Sougo Toma said.
"Huh?" The gorilla looked confused: "What do you mean?" Sougo Doma pointed in the direction behind the opponent: "Master of the gorilla hall, look behind..." Kondo Isao turned around, and A Miaozheng, whose murderous intent could no longer be suppressed, Looking at him with a smile: "You, Mr. Doma, are right. The dirty gorilla that slanders humans should go directly to hell!" Kondo Isao: "..."!
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"Ah, Miss A Miao..." After remembering what she just said, her animal instinct made her retreat a few positions: "Then, what..."
"Please bean sack!" Just as the gorilla was sweating crazily, Katsura Kotaro spoke out again: "What Sougo just guessed is indeed correct. You woman is indeed an undercover agent sent by the big devil!!!" Everyone : "..." This man is hopeless, and yet he is still...
"Eh?" Isao Kondo was confused again: "Gui, why are you here too? What is the big devil?"
"Hehe, hehe..." Before Katsura Kotaro could answer, A Miao let out a terrifying laugh and said, "Big Demon King? It's really a good title..."
"What kind of devil?" Isao Kondo was confused.
"Kondo Gorilla~Sir..." Without the need for Doma Sougo to explain, Katsura Kotaro answered quickly: "The guy who just defeated you is the big devil..."
"???" Isao Kondo continued to be confused. Can anyone tell him what happened while he was in coma?
"Click, click..." Not every confusion can be answered. Just when the gorilla felt that the whole person was in the fog, A Miao had already pressed his fist: "Mr. Gui is right, he can be killed The gorilla is the big devil, and in order to avoid being entangled by the gorilla in the future..."
"I can also transform into a big! Demon! King!" Sougo Toma said: "..." So, as a human being, no, why do you need to be so hentai as a gorilla?
He even said in front of the other party whether he liked butt hair or not. Well, all I can say is that the gorilla is hopeless.