Chapter 667 Dian Wei Achieves the Achievement of Killing a Thousand People! [Seeking Monthly Votes]
In the sky, Taibai Jinxing used several powerful moves to directly raise the grassland water god. It would take at least two hundred years to revive him.
Zhang Daoling, holding on to the remnant of Changshengtian, turned a blind eye to the fighting below.
After charging for a while, Lu Bu was too lazy to compete with everyone for military merit, so he began to patrol the periphery. He would only intercept the aliens who escaped, and basically did not participate in the movements inside.
Zhang Liao asked his deputy to lead the charge, and he came to Lu Bu and reported the results of the spring northern expedition:
"We have reached a place hundreds of miles north of Yinshan Mountain, which is the border between Outer Mongolia and Inner Mongolia in the future. There is still snow there, and the grassland has not yet recovered. It is a good time to kill people."
Lu Bu said:
"Don't just focus on advancing, but also record the topography. These maps will be passed down in the future and will be the treasure of our Han Dynasty."
In ancient times, maps were very important strategic materials. Zhang Song put the entire land of abundance on a plate with a Sichuan-Shu defense map, handed it over to Xuande, and founded the foundation of the Han Dynasty.
Now with higher-definition map photos, you can use software to synthesize them to create a bird's-eye view of the entire land or even the entire country. As long as there are no major earthquakes or other natural disasters, these maps can be used forever.
As they were chatting, Lu Bu saw Sun Ce coming on horseback and said to Zhang Liao:
"Your idol Yunchang is not here, go and fight again. There are not many opportunities to wait in line to kill, so you must seize it."
Zhang Liao knew that Lu Bu had something to say to Sun Ce, so he bowed and left, swinging the big knife in his hand to continue chopping at the grassland foreigners who were running away with their heads in their hands.
Sun Ce got off his horse and bowed to Lu Bu solemnly:
"Greetings, Uncle Lu!"
Lu Bu took out a box of Snickers from his saddlebag and threw it to him:
"How does it feel to have all your memories?"
Sun Ce took it deftly, and without being polite, he opened the box, took out a bar, tore it open and started chewing, then said:
"I didn't expect that Jiangdong was actually my foundation, no wonder my uncle was on guard against me."
Lu Bu smiled and said:
"It should be said that you coaxed it from Yuan Shu, but now all the plots have changed, and your father didn't find the imperial seal in Luoyang, so you don't need to bear such a big ambition."
Before getting the imperial seal, Sun Jian was also a loyal man with a strong character, but since getting the imperial seal, he has become a different person, and has the idea of ruling the country by those with virtue.
Sun Ce understood this, and also knew that when Sun Jian was alive, Lu Bu was guiding him to join the court, but Sun Jian always wanted to take a chance, and was eventually killed by Yuan Shu and the royal family, leaving his orphan and widow to be taken care of by Old Lu next door.
"Bofu, what do you think now?"
Hearing Lu Bu's question, Sun Ce said:
"I want to be a general, a general who expands the territory for the Han Dynasty!"
It has come to this point, and with the care of His Royal Highness the Son of Heaven in the court, only a crazy person would want to be independent.
He actually knew very well that as long as he had this idea, the borrowed troops under his command would immediately turn against him and become enemies, and the Wujun Sun family would be annihilated in the long river of history.
Lu Bu was very satisfied with his choice:
"I will make you a general in the future. Now we should focus on attacking the princes of Jiangdong. Those aristocratic families who want independence should be attacked. Don't be polite."
Sun Ce bowed and asked:
"Uncle, there are people preaching in the Xuzhou area, forcing the people to believe in Buddhism. Those who don't obey will be killed... I heard that His Royal Highness the Holy Son has a relationship with Buddhism. What should we do?"
"Kill!"
When Lu Bu heard about killing the people, he knew that Sun Ce had encountered Zuo Rong.
This cruel butcher was the first person in history to promote Buddhism. It was from him that Buddhism officially took root in the land of China and absorbed some Taoist and Confucian ideas, becoming a unique Han Buddhism.
However, if you rely on killing people to develop believers, you should kill them if you should, and don't show mercy.
In the original book, Lu Bu and Yuan Shu were the troublemakers of the princes in the late Han Dynasty, and Zuo Rong played a similar role among the princes of Jiangdong.
He was originally a subordinate of Tao Qian. Tao Qian felt that he could not control him, so he simply sent him to Xiapi as the prime minister. As a result, after this guy took office, he first robbed the grain transport and then robbed the people's property.
After getting the money, he started to hold a Buddha bathing party, and used free food and drink as a gimmick to force the people to believe in Buddhism. Those who did not believe were killed. The promotion method was extremely rough.
After the disaster in Xiapi, he was worried that Tao Qian would send troops to conquer him, so he took his believers and men to Guangling, killed the Guangling governor, continued to rob the grain transport and the people, and continued to hold the Buddha bathing party. After the money was spent, he continued to rob.
Later, he also killed Yuzhang governor Zhu Hao. When Liu Yao led his troops to conquer, he hid in the mountains and was beaten to death by the people.
After hearing the news about Zuo Rong, Lu Bu gave an order directly:
"Kill him if you have a chance, don't hold back, the spread of Buddhism will not be cut off because of his death."
After Zuo Rong died, there must be people with wisdom to preach. Even if there is no one, Lingshan can send people over. Such a great merit, I think the Bodhisattvas in Lingshan are very excited.
Sun Ce understood now:
"My nephew will definitely kill him and get rid of the harm for the people!"
Lu Bu encouraged:
"Do a good job, I will take you to the real world for a stroll, give you a hairstyle like General Yuwen, and perm it, so that you can be a little scumbag."
"What does scumbag mean?"
"It means very handsome and powerful."
"Isn't that uncle a big scumbag?"
Lu Bu: "..."
When dealing with these smart people, you will be injured by the boomerang if you are not careful. It is better to quarrel with San'er. Even if he wins by luck, it will be better than others.
After Sun Ce rode away, he went to find Gao Shun and asked about Zhou Yu.
"Don't worry, Bo Fu. Gong Jin is doing well recently. He even wrote you a letter a few days ago and sent someone to Jiangdong to deliver it. It is estimated that you will receive it within a month."
"Thank you, General Gao, for telling me!"
Knowing that his good brother was doing well, Sun Ce felt reassured, picked up his spear and continued to fight, fully displaying his demeanor as the little overlord of Jiangdong.
Lu Bu took a telescope and looked at the entire battlefield, and said:
"The injured and killed horses alone are enough for the troops to eat horse meat for a long time... After this battle, the Liao Kingdom may have to use sheep as mounts."
Horsemeat can be eaten, horsehide can be used to make leather armor or keep out the cold, and everything else is also useful.
However, there were so many horses that could easily spoil if not handled properly. Lu Bu thought about it and recruited Zhang Daoling.
One thing doesn't bother the two masters. Since Lao Zhang is involved in this cause and effect, let's help him to the end.
He said to Lao Zhang:
"Can you help preserve these horse carcasses? Or find a way to dig a salt field from the northwest, let San'er set up a slaughterhouse here, and marinate all the horse meat to make air-dried horse meat."
Zhang Daoling thought for a while, pointed at the depression next to him, and there was a small pool of a hundred acres on the ground. Then he waved his whisk, and the small pool was filled with water.
"This is the salt water I transported from the Chaka Salt Lake. I will bring some crystallized salt blocks to the shore later. It will be enough to marinate the horse meat. In the future, this place can also be used as a salt pond for livestock drinking water."
Lu Bu thought this was a good idea, and in one step he built a salt pond near Datong.
If you no longer want to use it, you can divert it from a nearby river. After a period of erosion, the salt in the lake will be washed away with the river, and the salt pond will turn into a freshwater lake again.
Zhang Daoling helped, and Lu Bu felt a little sorry:
"When you leave later, take some horse meat with you and give it a try."
Lao Zhang refused:
"Horse meat is too sour and tastes bad. It's not as good as donkey meat."
Lu Bu chuckled:
"You don't understand this, Lao Zhang. Horses exercise too much and produce a lot of lactic acid, so the meat has a sour taste. As long as the acid is removed, the taste of horse meat will be greatly improved."
"How to arrange it?"
"The smoked horse sausage in the northwest is air-dried to make the horse meat acidic, or the Western low-temperature freezing method can be used to change the taste of the horse meat... We have eaten smoked horse sausage and smoked horse meat in the real world, and the taste is still good. It’s really unique.”
Zhang Daoling was moved after hearing this, but he was too lazy to do anything, so he smiled and said to Lu Bu:
"You go ahead and do it. When it comes out of the pot, Pindao can just taste it."
After a few hours, the fighting finally came to an end.
The cavalry patrolled back and forth, striking anyone who was out of breath. Gao Shun and Pang De fell into the camp and began to clean the battlefield, placing armor, weapons, saddlery, clothes, etc. together in categories.
Some items with more commemorative value were specially put out, and they could be given away as trophies later, or asked to be presented to His Highness the Holy Son by Marquis Wen.
Zhang Fei's men set up a military cauldron, skinned dead horses from the Liao Kingdom, and prepared horse meat stew to reward the soldiers who had come from afar.
Xu Huang grabbed the walkie-talkie and asked:
"Many corpses have dry food on them. Are they burned with the corpses or pulled out?"
Upon hearing this, Huangfu Song said:
"Pull it out, I'll take it away and give it to the Qiang people who are building roads."
After speaking, Huangfusong issued another order:
"Replace the saddle with theirs. The saddles from Liao are better than ours."
Although the saddles in the Three Kingdoms world have been improved by Lu Bu, they are only a small part of the emergency, and most of them are still incomparable to the Khitan's Gaoqiao saddles.
Everyone began to look for suitable saddles to change into, and when changing, they did not forget to adjust the length of the stirrups, so that they could ride more effortlessly and free up their hands to kill the enemy.
I was busy until it was almost dark, and these trivial tasks came to an end.
Everyone ate horse meat, took the trophies with them, and prepared to say goodbye to Zhang Fei and leave.
The armor and weapons of the Liao soldiers were divided among everyone, and each army brought dozens or hundreds of dead horses to prepare to go back and make dried meat.
Zhang Fei said with a reluctant look on his face:
"Can you guys stay a little longer? I'll ask the eldest brother, the second brother and Zilong to come over and get together."
Lu Bu waved his hand:
"Next time, we are all at war over there... When we get a chance, come and have a drink with your brothers. San'er, hurry up and get rid of those horses. You were a butcher in Zhuozhou, and now you are working as an old man again." How do you feel about this business?”
"I don't feel anything at all. Maybe I can feel it by killing a few horses and monkeys from Bingzhou."
Dian Wei, who had been silent, wrote 335 on his armor. Sun Ce was a little confused:
"General Dian, what does this mean?"
Dian Wei said proudly:
"This is the number of people I killed today."
Only then did Sun Ce notice that there were many numbers on Dian Wei's armor, but they were all stamped with steel seals, only this time they were handwritten.
Dian Wei solved the mystery:
"Every time after a battle, I would write down the number of people killed, and when I returned to Chang'an, I would engrave it with a steel seal... This 212 is the number of people who killed Qiu Liju last time; this 186 is the number of people who captured Tuoba Li Micronize the number of enemies killed that night; this 97 is the number of rebels killed during the Beigong Rebellion..."
This guy introduced the numbers on the armor like a treasure. Yuwen Chengdu did a rough calculation and said with a smile:
"General Dian's kill count has exceeded one thousand, and he has truly achieved a thousand kills."
Dian Wei scratched his head, not satisfied with this number:
"Your Majesty said that after I kill ten thousand people, he will give me the title of the enemy of ten thousand people. After all, I'm still far from it."
Thousands of people killed, ten thousand enemies...Dian Wei's pursuit suddenly stimulated everyone.
Especially Zhang Fei, he couldn't wait to find a set of steel sealing equipment now and put a steel seal on his black armor to increase the deterrent effect.
After saying goodbye, everyone was taken to the Wa Palace by Zhang Daoling.
As soon as she appeared on the grounds of the Wa Palace, the empress waved her hand, and the tens of thousands of soldiers and mounts of the entire Han Dynasty army all regained their physical fitness and energy. Everyone seemed to have slept for three days and three nights, full of energy and high morale.
The empress said:
"Well done. In the future, we can do this in all battles involving gods. Let's all go back and work hard to serve the court. If you have anything on your mind, you can go to my temple and tell it."
The feasibility of fighting across time and space has been initially verified, and it may be used frequently in the future, so the mental health of these generals is very important.
After everyone bowed to the empress, Zhang Daoling sent them back to various camps in the Three Kingdoms world.
The vigorous battle across time and space ended just like that.
In the real world, Li Yu sat in front of the statue and watched the whole process. He didn't know about this at first. It was Mu Guiying who came to the real world in a hurry and called him to inform him that there was fun to watch, so he didn't miss the big show.
Seeing Zhang Fei busy cutting up the horse meat, Li Yu silently asked in his heart:
"Mom, why didn't Xuande Yun grow up and them come?"
The empress said:
"A problem arises in a world that cannot be solved. If we remove people from this world, we may fall into the plan of heaven. Therefore, we need to find help across time and space. This can solve the problem without delaying the normal process... Besides, we must find help across time and space. I have already said that I would save Zhang Fei, and this is considered to be a reverberation, which is in line with the law of fate. "
Good guy, I didn’t expect that there would be so many twists and turns in a battle across time and space.
"Son, do you want to eat the horsemeat? If so, let Pengju go and send some supplies to Yide."
Li Yu really wants to try making some smoked horse sausage himself, and by the way, he can get some meat for Brother Dao so that he can try it too:
"I'll ask Pengju to go over there later. Gongsun Sheng should be there soon."
In addition to the mounts killed by both sides, tens of thousands of war horses were also captured. Zhang Fei could not use so many mounts, so he had to ask Yue Fei to transfer them out and hand them over to other troops.
After leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu called Zhao Dahu:
"Huzi, let Brother Dao answer the phone."
Zhao Dahu did not react for a while:
"What the hell? Brother Dao still answers the phone?"
"Just turn it on hands-free and put it next to it."
Zhao Dahu came outside with hesitation and found Brother Dao who was taking a nap:
"Brother Dao, Li Yu is looking for you."
After saying that, he turned on the speakerphone, and Li Yu's voice came from the phone:
"Gouzi, call Yue Fei to the B&B. I have something to tell him... In addition, I have summarized a world rule, but to be on the safe side, I will tell you after the factory is finished, lest your upgrade affects the factory's transfer. "
"Woof!"
Brother Dao called out, and Yue Fei soon appeared at the B&B.
"Sir, do you need to call me for something?"
Li Yu briefly told the story of how Zhang Fei was ambushed and Lu Bu led a team to cross-border rescue, and then said:
"Ask Gongsun Sheng to send you to Yide's place and get me a skinned horse. I'll try to make some smoked horse meat and smoked horse intestines. By the way, I'll ask Yide what he's missing and transport it directly to him from the B&B. , and the excess mounts are also moved away.”
Yue Fei didn't expect such a big thing to happen in Datong, so he hurried back to the world in the book and told Liu Bei what happened.
When Liu Bei heard that his mother-in-law's family was coming, he was so excited that he rubbed his hands together:
"I actually missed the opportunity to meet with the soldiers. If there is trouble over there, I will personally lead the team to fight there and repay the friendship of this cross-border rescue."
Zhang Fei was suddenly involved in danger, which made Liu Bei blame himself, and specially recorded a video on Yue Fei's mobile phone to comfort his third brother.
After Gongsun Sheng flew over, he grabbed Yue Fei's shoulder and flew all the way to the grassland more than a hundred miles east of Datong, where he met Zhang Fei and others who were busy processing horse meat.
Tens of thousands of soldiers gathered next to the salt pond to process horse meat. This scene is shocking no matter how you look at it.
Soon, Yue Fei used the electric fifth wheel and brought a skinned horse:
"My brother-in-law said this is a young horse. It is only over two years old and the meat is relatively tender. It should be good for making smoked horse intestines. He was worried that there would not be enough intestines, so he gave him an extra set."
Li Yu called Lin Xu and asked about the essentials and techniques for making smoked horse sausage, and then he started.
He also specially called the chief cook Mu Guiying over, and the two of them started working together.
By the time Zhou Ruotong got off work, the two of them had cut the whole horse into pieces and were going to clean the horse intestines several times before starting to lasso the horse meat.
Yue Fei, on the other hand, was transporting the supplies Zhang Fei needed to the world in the book.
Tents, diesel, charcoal stoves, outdoor power supplies, marching pots, labor protection clothes, seasonings, etc., after fighting for such a long time, almost everything is missing.
On the other side, the Three Kingdoms world.
The aroma of stewed horse meat wafted from almost all the camps in various places. The soldiers who returned from the war enjoyed the horse meat feast sent to them by the Liao Kingdom.
Song Xian gnawed a horse rib and said indignantly:
"If I had known earlier, I would have gone there and scolded those foreign bastards, and scolded that short-lived ghost again by the way."
He was very dissatisfied with the name of Changshengtian, so based on the two words Changsheng, he figured out the nickname of short-lived, and the original [天] should be [地], but this word conflicts with Hou Tu Niangniang, so it was changed to short-lived ghost.
As he was speaking, Yuwen Chengdu's eyes lit up:
"Scolding the gods is indeed a way, especially for people with meritorious deeds. The gods are afraid of karma and dare not act rashly... Next time we can pick a lucky god to try."
Song Xian, who was no longer satisfied with scolding people, finally expanded the victim group to the entire Three Realms...
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Today, there is only one update, brothers. The stray cat I rescued last time was not very adaptable in my home, mainly because Xiong Cub Xiong Bao did not accept it. Later, it was infected with calicivirus and sent to the pet hospital where it has been living until now. I will pick it up tomorrow and send it to my mother-in-law... It was a good idea at the time, and I spent more than 10,000 yuan. Fortunately, the kitten is very well-behaved and sensible, and also very beautiful. I will be busy with this matter tomorrow, so I will update once today and tomorrow, and resume two updates the day after tomorrow.