Chapter 666: Lu Fengxian Is Here, Who Dares to Bully My Yide? ! [Ask for Monthly Votes]
In the garden of the Wa Palace, Mu Guiying, who was tired from traveling, was sitting in the pavilion, fighting with Li Fengyang for cream ice cream.
Suddenly, a golden light flashed in the open space next to them, and a super huge training ground appeared, which scared the two of them.
Li Fengyang put down the spoon, took out the telescope from his bag and looked at the edge of the parade ground, wondering:
"What's going on? Are you planning to build an airport?"
Mu Guiying glanced at the girl:
"The airport of our Wa Palace is on you, why do we need to build another one?"
Li Fengyang looked down at his shriveled figure and said angrily:
"In a few years, I will let you see what a white rabbit is and what a perfect 36C is. By then, yours will be like a deflated balloon, sagging like a bag."
"Tsk, my beautiful girl stays young forever!"
When the two were bickering, Mu Guiying saw Lu Bu and thousands of cavalry suddenly appear in the parade ground, and hurriedly greeted:
"Junior brother, what are you doing?"
"Zhang San'er was surrounded by hundreds of thousands of grassland people. I led the troops to rescue him. "
Mu Guiying estimated the number of people:
"Just these few people?"
"Also, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, Dian Wei and others are also participating... Where is Master? This is my first time in the Wa Palace, I have to go and pay my respects to Master."
As soon as the voice fell, the queen appeared in the garden. Lu Bu hurriedly rode forward, turned over and dismounted before reaching the gate of the garden, and slid down beautifully:
"Disciple Lu Bu, meet the master!"
The queen said:
"Get up, this is the first time to cross the border to fight, don't bring shame to me."
"Master, don't worry, I promise to fight beautifully!"
As she spoke, another 5,000 people appeared. They were the light cavalry led by Ma Chao. They were wearing brand new armor, and they also inserted a bunch of gorgeous wild flowers on the horses' heads.
Ma Chao looked around and saw Lu Bu, so he hurried over and asked:
"Wen Hou, where is this place?"
"My master's Wahuang Palace, Zhang Fei's side is surrounded, I will take you to have a small group fight... Don't stand there stupidly, come and pay homage to the ancestor of the human race."
Ma Chao hurried over to kowtow and salute, and the queen waved at him gently:
"A smart little guy, I just dispelled some bad luck in your life, think more about things in the future, don't be impulsive."
Ma Mengqi, who was usually energetic, was as honest as a quail at this moment, just kowtowed and saluted:
"I will follow the queen's teachings!"
As soon as Ma Chao stood up, Huang Zhong, wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, holding a golden sword, appeared majestically with 10,000 cavalry and 10,000 sword and shield soldiers.
Seeing Lu Bu, Huang Zhong asked about the situation, kowtowed to the queen first, and then asked his cavalry to organize their weapons, put the quiver in a convenient place, and saw the grassland people first to shoot a volley.
Then, Dian Wei led the fully armored Royal Guards, Cheng Yu led the flamethrower brigade, Gao Shun's Xianzhen Camp, Pang De's Xianzhen Second Camp, Xu Huang's Wancheng soldiers, Zhang Liao led the Bingzhou Wolf Cavalry, Sun Ce's Jiangdong soldiers, Huangfu Song's Xiliang soldiers... all appeared in the Wa Palace.
Almost all the independent generals in the Three Kingdoms world came with their troops.
As a member of the Three Kingdoms world, Zhang Daoling tried his best to give his mother's family a good face.
The last one to come was Yuwen Chengdu. He didn't bring many people, only Cao Xing's artillery battalion, but if there was a melee, the lethality was enough.
After everyone saluted the queen, Zhang Daoling waved his hand and a 3D sand table appeared on the parade ground, which was exactly the terrain and topography of Zhang Fei's location.
Lü Bu hugged Huangfu Song and said:
"Old General, this battle is now in your hands. Make it beautiful. I am waiting for Zhang San to thank us with tears and snot for saving his life."
Among the generals present, Huangfu Song was the oldest. He did not hesitate to salute and immediately began to assign the direction and formation of the attack.
Watching this scene, Mu Guiying was so excited that she also wanted to gather troops and join in.
How could such a great event be without my noble Queen?
Lu Bu said:
"This is a matter in our Three Kingdoms world, so please don't get involved."
Li Fengyang didn't even bother to eat the cream ice cream. Looking at this army that was messy but full of murderous intent, she immediately looked forward to being a female commander:
"I hope Master can create some life-threatening moments for my brother so that I can lead the army to save the situation."
Mu Guiying was about to make a sarcastic remark, but the gold coins hanging around her neck suddenly grew wings, flew over the army, and began to release luck points for everyone.
One point of luck per person is enough to survive this battle!
At the same time, in the Water Margin Yue Fei world, Zhang Fei found something wrong and immediately ordered the army to assemble into a sharp arrow formation and quickly break out.
In order to prevent being stopped, he personally served as the arrowhead of the sharp arrow formation and led the army to charge.
But there were so many densely packed grassland soldiers around that Zhang Fei's stabbing action became mechanized.
In the past, Yide would have continued to charge regardless of the consequences, but now he has a lifetime of memories and lessons learned, and is no longer the reckless young man from Zhuozhou.
"The gods must know about this and will inform the eldest brother, the second brother and the master. Don't be impatient. Hold on and wait for help until dark!"
Zhang Fei led his soldiers to a nearby hill, occupied a favorable terrain, and formed a circle. The shield soldiers and spearmen guarded the periphery, the archers were responsible for shooting, and the wounded were bandaged in the innermost.
Some soldiers also sorted out the stones on the top of the mountain and simply arranged them in a circle.
Soldiers and horses from the grassland came like a tidal wave and surrounded the entire hill, making Zhang Fei feel like Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was trapped in the army while climbing the mountain.
The surrounding grassland soldiers were also very excited. They were shirtless and kept shouting and laughing at the Han army on the mountain.
The men and horses on the mountain are already beef on the chopping block. There is no need to rush to attack, they can be tortured slowly.
The soldiers on the mountain also knew this. They took out all the dry food on their bodies, unpacked their water bags, and took the time to replenish their physical strength in preparation for the next battle.
Zhang Fei inspected a circle and came to sit in the open space in the middle. Instead of eating, he took off his helmet, took out the mobile phone in his arms, turned on the front camera, and recorded the video:
"Brother, I really didn't drink this time, and I didn't beat or scold the soldiers. I strictly followed the marching rules. Several teams of scouts didn't find the whereabouts of the enemy troops, but now they all showed up. It's not that I was careless. It's really... They are too unaware... If I don't go back, brother, don't blame me;"
"Second brother, I'm going to die, and your burden will be heavier. Listen to your brother's words. If not, take down Shanxi first. Don't always think about taking the big one. Be more steady and wait until you become a god in heaven. , don’t forget to call me a little fairy Dangdang, we brothers will still be together in the future;”
"Zilong, if I can't go back this time, come to Yuzhou quickly and organize the remaining troops first. It's easy to go east from Yuzhou to Youzhou. After destroying the Liao Kingdom, Remember to come to my grave and tell me that I personally cut the Emperor of Daliao into pieces in the underworld, so I can make him a sashimi;"
"Sir, I'm really sorry. I wanted to go to the Danube River and kidnap two romantic French girls for you. It seems I'm going to break my promise. I hope you can help take care of my family and stop my eldest and second brothers from acting like that. I’m tired. It’s a pity that I don’t have the chance to go to the real world. Please take care of yourself!”
After finishing these explanations, Zhang Fei finally began to explain his private affairs:
"Daughter-in-law, I promised to take care of you for the rest of my life, but I couldn't do it. But don't worry, even if I die, I will turn into a ghost and stay by your side. Although I can't take care of you, I can still protect you for the rest of my life. , you and Caihua are both fine, I am sorry for you, if there is a next life..."
With life and death uncertain at the moment, Zhang Fei was about to say more from his heart when he suddenly heard a sneer above his head:
"You start caring about your next life before your fur even grows. If you're such a bear, you might be reborn as a black-haired pig in your next life. Then dad, I really won't be able to save you."
This sound made Zhang Fei tremble all over. He quickly raised his head and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
Isn't the warrior above the head wearing red armor and riding a red horse as majestic as a god the Bingzhou Horse Monkey?
"I...I'm not dreaming, am I?"
Lu Bu landed on the red rabbit horse and laughed:
"It's definitely not a dream. Don't you like to hold my legs and call me father in your dreams?"
This mean look made Zhang Fei sure that he was not dreaming. The big horse monkey really came from the world of the Three Kingdoms:
"You're here just now. Your father and I were almost made dumplings by the prairie people... Didn't you say that administrators can't go back and forth across borders? What's going on with you?"
Lu Bu said proudly:
"It is true that the administrator cannot cross borders, but you were ambushed by the gods. Lao Zhang couldn't bear it, so he used his divine power to transfer our mobile troops from the Three Kingdoms through the Wa Palace, and transferred most of them... Are you still energetic? No more energy? Put on your helmet and fight out with me. What the hell, you want to imitate the Xiongnu and play the siege of Baishan Mountain. I'm so ridiculous!"
After saying that, he took out a bottle of Coke from his bag and threw it to Zhang Fei, then picked up the walkie-talkie and tuned it to the public channel:
"Are you all in place? Remember, no prisoners will be taken in this battle. All participating grassland aliens will have their heads chopped off even if their heads are smashed!"
After giving the order, the guy took out a small trumpet from his robe, stood on a big rock and shouted to Zhang Fei's men:
"I am Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms. Pick up the weapons in your hands and I will lead you to fight out!"
Zhang Fei was so moved that he pretended to be confused, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his sleeves, and unscrewed the cap of the Coke bottle. Just as he was about to add some sugar, he was hit by the foam from the Coke bottle. The whole bottle of Coke instantly It became half a bottle.
Zhang Fei: "..."
This bad guy must have done it on purpose.
But for the sake of traveling thousands of miles across time and space to come to the rescue, I won't argue with this guy. After all, tigers can't eat their own children, so you can't be too harsh on your own children.
At this time, the entire outside of the grassland was filled with shouts of killing.
Zhang Fei drank the remaining half of the bottle of Coke, put on his helmet, got on his horse with the Zhangba snake spear, and led the cavalry to prepare for a counterattack against the surrounding aliens.
Lu Bu held up Fang Tian's painted halberd and rushed down the mountain first:
"Lu Feng is here first, if you are afraid of death, just get out of the way!"
The people who participated in the siege of Zhang Fei this time were basically famous Liao generals from the surrounding prefectures, and some even spoke a word or two in Chinese.
For example, below Lu Bu, there was a fierce general about one foot tall. When he heard Lu Bu's words, he rushed over with the mace in his hand:
"The donkey takes precedence over the horse, you die!"
However, he rushed over and before he even bothered to set up his mace, Lu Bu took advantage of the inertia of going down the mountain and took the lead in swinging the Fangtian Painted Halberd in his hand.
It was the first time he killed someone in a world outside the Three Kingdoms. Lu Bu originally planned to take his head cleanly and leave a souvenir for himself, but he thought that this would not be enough of a deterrent.
So he moved Fang Tian's painted halberd half a foot upward, from chopping the neck to chopping the head.
The twigs of Fang Tian's painted halberd sliced open the man's forehead horizontally like cutting tofu, his eyes and nose were separated, and white paste splashed everywhere.
After killing this man, Lu Bu continued his downward attack and chopped down six or seven Liao generals one after another.
On the periphery, the Han army attacked the center from eight directions. Cao Xing, who was usually searching and reluctant to fire, started shooting today. The loud sound of the cannon scared many grassland aliens so much that they lay on their horses and did not dare to move.
The purpose of coming this time was to rescue people, but after confirming that Zhang Fei was okay, Commander-in-Chief Huangfu Song immediately adjusted the combat mission from rescuing people to annihilating them.
Well, just defeating them is no longer enough to show everyone's fighting power. We must kill all these aliens to show that I, a big man, will kill them no matter how far away they are.
The soldiers on both sides fought lively on the ground, and the divine battles in the sky were also exciting.
Taibai Jinxing carried the three-foot Longquan Sword, pulled out the prairie water god hidden in the clouds, and beat him up.
And Zhang Daoling also imprisoned the remnants of Changshengtian with talismans. After the hundreds of thousands of alien soldiers and horses below were almost dead, and then extinguished this remnant, there would be no possibility of Changshengtian existing in the world of Water Margin and Yue from now on.
Zhang Fei came to the low-lying part of the hill and met Ma Chao, who was fighting with a barbarian general. He couldn't help but waved his snake spear, and stabbed the barbarian general in the back, which was better than drinking Sprite. .
Now that he has left the world of the Three Kingdoms, Ma Chao also has memories of Zhang Fei:
"Ma Chao of Xiliang has met the three generals."
Zhang Fei waved his hand:
"Meng Qi is so polite. How are you doing now? Have you met the military advisor?"
Ma Chao nodded:
"Senior Zhuge has recently become an administrator, and I go to my husband's side almost every day. I followed General Yuwen and became the cavalry commander, and I am now attacking Yuan Shao in Jizhou."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Fei immediately said:
"When you stabbed Yuan Shao, stab me too. The dog coin thing took away my second brother's ability to kill Hua Xiong. I will never forget him for the rest of my life!"
The two people who had fought at night under Jiamengguan actually chatted and laughed.
After the greetings, Ma Chao led his men to divide and surround the surrounding grassland soldiers. Zhang Fei continued to intersperse, and this time he met Huang Zhong:
"General Han Sheng, I didn't expect you to be so handsome when you were young."
Huang Zhong chopped off the head of a grassland general and said with a smile:
"I didn't expect you to be so dark when you were young. Are you still used to it here? It's a pity that I don't have time to visit the emperor's uncle and General Yun Chang. Please ask Yide to say hello on my behalf."
"It's easy to talk about... I heard that Lu Bu accepted your Xu'er as his disciple?"
Huang Zhong nodded:
"He saved Xu'er's life. It's our family's fault."
Zhang Fei said secretly while cleaning up the soldiers:
"That guy can't give birth to a son, so he loves his children so much. You have to be careful, be careful of your Xu'er being abducted."
Huang Zhong asked:
"Why is Yide so familiar with Marquis Wen?"
Zhang Fei laughed mischievously:
"There is no better way to know a son than a father. As a father, I know the character of my dog very well."
Huang Zhong: "..."
If your behavior is heard by those scholar-bureaucrats, you will definitely be impeached.
Zhang Fei continued to fight forward, and this time he encountered Pang De.
As soon as they met, he shouted:
"Educate your son well in the future. If that doesn't work, seek a master. Don't let your child's nature become distorted from a young age."
Pang De looked like he had been taught something, and he raised his hands and said:
"Follow General Yide's teachings!"
"Damn it, what you said made me unable to speak. Shouldn't you be confronting me?"
Pound was self-aware of his eloquence:
"I am clumsy and I am no match for General Yide. Perhaps only Marquis Wen and Song Xian can fight with the general."
Zhang Fei had experienced Lu Bu's eloquence, but he was still a little unfamiliar with who Song Xian was:
"Who is Song Xian?"
"Since his debut, Marquis Wen's men have never lost a scolding battle. Countless generals have died at his mouth, including even famous generals such as Gao Lan and Gao Gan."
Zhang Fei became interested as soon as he heard this:
"Is he coming this time?"
"I didn't come. When General Yuwen assigned the mission, he felt that the function overlapped with yours, so he asked Song Xian to stay at the camp."
Soon, Zhang Fei met Yuwen Chengdu.
Zhang Fei recognized the phoenix-wing boring machine when he saw it:
"Did Zhao Dahu make this weapon for you?"
"Yes, Brother Dahu talked about you a lot, and even taught you a lot of techniques for chasing girls. Last time I heard that you were single, I happily drank several drinks and said that you were out of the business."
Zhang Fei shook the blood on the snake spear tassel and said with a smile:
"I originally wanted to use the credit from this battle to exchange it with my husband for a chance to go to the real world, but I messed up. Let's talk about it next time."
Yuwen Chengdu said with relief:
"It's the prairie gods who caused trouble this time. It's not your fault. Please don't blame yourself, General Yide... Brother Erlang is going to hold a wedding on New Year's Day. If General Yide is interested, he can write an application in advance. Sir, see you If you are sincere, you will be answered.”
Zhang Fei's eyes lit up:
"Really? Then I'll give it a try. It would be great if I could bring my family with me. I could take my wife with me to the real world to open her eyes."
Then, Zhang Fei met with Sun Ce, Xu Huang, Zhang Liao, Cheng Yu and others one by one, killing people while greeting them, and also said that if there is any trouble in the Three Kingdoms in the future, he will also bring people to help.
After a round of fighting, many grassland tribes knelt down and begged for mercy, but everyone was not moved at all, and they continued to kill as they should.
Zhang Fei found Huangfu Song and asked him:
"I heard that the old general flew in the sky. How do you feel?"
Huangfu Song stroked his beard and said:
"Although my China has a vast territory, it has a large population. The food crisis has lasted for almost five thousand years. It is necessary to further expand the territory... If Yide is interested, after pacifying the northeast, he can go west and experience the exotic customs!"
Zhang Fei laughed:
"Don't worry, I will kidnap a few foreign girls to warm the old general's body. I hope the old general will not be polite."
Huangfu Song: "..."
You kid doesn't have any serious words, right?
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