Chapter 684 Wife, a Big Enemy Has Taken over the Resort! [Please Give Me a Monthly Ticket]
On the way back to the B&B, Li Yu passed by the hot spring resort and found a sign at the door that said [New owner, new style, upgrading and renovation, please look forward to it]. He couldn't help but joked:
"With the economic downturn, this kind of business place is destined to be short-lived. I don't know which big idiot took over. If I knew him, I would definitely laugh at him for a whole year."
After Li said this, he realized that Professor Zhou's eyes were not right:
"What's wrong, wife? When I say this, don't you usually complain with me? Why don't you look unhappy today?"
Zhou Ruotong squeezed out a few words from his teeth:
"Nothing, I just want to play badminton!"
"That's easy. When we get to the B&B later, I'll play two games with you... Since you ate the ginseng fruit and the elixir, you haven't felt the limit of your physical fitness."
Zhou Ruotong: "..."
You'll know later!
The two returned to the B&B, counted the supplies that arrived today, and looked at the newly arrived inflatable raft. After confirming that there was no problem, Zhou Ruotong brought the badminton racket.
Li Yu took off his coat, stretched his arms and legs and said:
"My physical strength has obviously improved recently. My wife, please pay attention. If you are too strong, just speak up. I will hold back."
He originally wanted to show his style, but Professor Zhou didn't appreciate it. He smashed and smashed repeatedly. Badminton was like a guided missile. Li Fuyou was soon exhausted and had no power to fight back.
After three games, Li began to beg for mercy.
But Professor Zhou refused:
"Don't you cry easily when you lose? I want to see it!"
Where did he offend Tong Baobao... Li Yu was puzzled.
Is it because the relatives urged her to get married that she was upset? It shouldn't be like that. On the way here, they fed us wedding candy and talked about getting the marriage certificate.
Besides these, there is only... the hot spring resort!
Li Yu knocked his head with a racket and asked tentatively:
"Wife, the resort... is transferred to you?"
Professor Zhou waved the badminton racket:
"Yes, I am the big scapegoat... You don't want to play badminton, right?"
Li Yu was racking his brains to make amends for himself, and nodded quickly after hearing this:
"Yes, I don't want to play anymore, I'm a little tired today."
"Okay, then you play Sanda with me."
Li Yu: ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Tixia Zhou, you are not going to kill me, Li Fuyou, with three punches, are you?
He quickly ran to Professor Zhou, hugged him tightly without saying anything, and then his brain worked quickly, and all kinds of middle school love words in film and television dramas were thrown out without cost.
Zhou Ruotong grabbed the racket and tapped him gently:
"Are you still saying I'm a big scapegoat?"
"No more, no more. My Tongtong is a famous beauty in the Three Realms. She is knowledgeable and cultured, talented and beautiful. A man like me, the best man in the Three Realms, feels ashamed and unworthy of Tongbao."
"Alright, alright, I'm sick of hearing that. I'll spare your life for now and settle the score with you tonight."
"I will do my best and make Tongbao satisfied even if I have to work myself to death."
Zhou Ruotong blushed and pinched this guy:
"It's broad daylight, can't you say anything else... Let's play two more games, it's a bit unsatisfying."
"No, no, I have to save my energy to work overtime tonight."
Li Yu put away the racket and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. Zhou Ruotong went upstairs and began to sort out the recent material statistics, and by the way, he checked the accounts of various companies to avoid any mistakes.
In the Fengshen World, a group of Daluo, under the command of Yunxiao, used divine power to extract the iron ore from the nearby mountains, and then further purified it to make steel pipes of varying thicknesses, and also used divine power to prevent rust.
Then the steel pipes were buried in the inner city of Chaoge, and the water outlet was reserved. In less than a day, the entire Chaoge City had paved tap water pipes.
Yunxiao also made a formation deep in a pond in the city to attract meltwater from snow mountains thousands of miles away. Two water pumps were placed at the outlet, and two sets of pressure tanks were also installed by the pond. The surface of the pressure tanks was engraved with formations to ensure the safe and stable operation of the water supply system.
When it was dark, all the pipes were already connected to water.
Zishou personally held a water-connection ceremony and said that the trial operation would be carried out in the inner city for one month. If there were no problems after one month, it would be promoted throughout the city, and it would strive to let all the people in the city have tap water within three months.
At the same time, villages outside the city also began to dig wells and canals to solve the problem of water difficulties for all the people.
While everyone was busy with this, Jiang Ziya had been watching. When the faucet gurgled with clear water, he was so happy that tears came down. He also used a ladle to collect spring water with the people to drink. For the first time, he felt that the water tasted so sweet.
After drinking the water, Jiang Ziya went to the construction site and divided the slaves who participated in the construction of the Fengshen Terrace into two groups. He also used magic power to make several bright lamps, ready to work all night and repair the Fengshen Terrace day and night.
After the Fengshen Terrace was repaired, the whole Fengshen story would be settled.
No matter who was on the list or avoided, there would be a result, unlike now, they have been tied up and waiting for the disaster to come, and they can't do anything.
In order to make the slaves work more vigorously, Jiang Ziya also improved their treatment, and the diet was changed from two meals a day to four meals a day, with meat every meal.
There are ingredients everywhere in the Fengshen world, and it is not difficult to eat meat.
As soon as he finished the arrangement, Jiang Ziya's eyes flashed with starlight, and severe pain burst out from the depths of his mind. He held his head with both hands and wailed in pain.
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization..."
He silently recited the twenty-four-character mantra one word at a time, and the pain suddenly eased a lot, but there was still a vague pain deep in his soul.
After getting up from the ground, Jiang Ziya saw that the slaves were looking at him and waved to them:
"Keep working and don't worry about me... From today on, no matter what I say or do, you will continue to work according to my instructions. When the Conferred God Platform is repaired, you will be free."
After speaking, he deduced and found that his soul had been eroded and was in a state that could not be explored.
Jiang Ziya thought for a while, found some wooden boards, wrote the twenty-four-character mantra, and hung them everywhere throughout the construction site.
He also taught the slaves the meaning of these words and told them to read them out loud whenever something seemed wrong.
After arranging this, Jiang Ziya looked up at the sky. Although his hair was gray, he had a stubbornness and rebelliousness that was inconsistent with his age:
"I am a member of the human race. No matter how you torture me, I will never betray the human race!"
After seeing the right path, Jiang Ziya knew what to choose.
Is it important to become a god?
It actually didn't matter to him, because after being granted the title of so many gods, Lao Jiang ultimately didn't get even a single god, only wealth in the human world.
Relatively speaking, doing something right for the human race is the most important thing.
After being conferred as a god, no one in heaven soon remembered Jiang Ziya anymore, but the people in the world always missed him. Not only did he never stop being remembered, he was even posthumously named King Wucheng, built temples, and became the emperor and soldier of all dynasties. The object of worship is comparable to the Confucian Temple represented by Confucius.
Even in the real world, if something strange happens to someone's house, they will hang a sign on the door saying "Tai Gong Jiang is here, the gods abdicate", or simply carve it on a stone and build it on the courtyard wall or roof to guard the house.
Everyone believed that as long as Jiang Ziya was around, the gods would not dare to mess around, and the evil spirits would not dare to approach.
This simple wish also reflects Jiang Ziya's status in the hearts of the people.
A few days ago, Zi Shou came to Jiang Ziya to chat, and told him a series of things to commemorate Jiang Ziya, such as martial arts temples, folk sacrifices, and folk canonization. He also gave Jiang Ziya a stone plaque saying "Jiang Taigong is here."
Lao Jiang sighed after seeing this, and kept saying that he had done nothing, yet he was remembered so much by the people, which was really a shame for the people.
He also said that Jiang Ziya will not be forgotten in the world, so I, Jiang Ziya, will not let down the people.
When Zishou first came to the real world, he learned a lot of tricks to trick Jiang Ziya, such as worshiping the prime minister, being appointed a high official, giving beautiful women, etc.
Anyway, based on real world experience, it is not easy to win over an old man.
But as time went by, Zishou suddenly discovered that no matter how clever the tricks were, they could not compete with sincerity, and sincerity was the number one surefire skill.
So he gave up all means, and with only a Jiang Taigong stone tablet worth ninety-nine yuan with free shipping, he completely made Jiang Ziya's heart return to the human world. No matter whether the Jade Emperor promised him the post of a righteous god or a fairy mountain in heaven, Jiang Ziya would not do anything. move.
In the Wa Palace, Empress Nuwa saw that Jiang Ziya's soul had been eroded, and wanted to do something, but found that no matter what she did, it would be a dead end.
It must be Jiang Ziya who builds the Conferred God Platform. Regardless of whether it is Zhao Gongming or Yun Xiao, the matter will be interrupted and the Conferred God will be delayed.
If you don't care about anything, the construction of the Conferred God Platform will be the fastest, but Jiang Ziya will turn into a monster that is neither human nor ghost.
If it were to be replaced by another immortal, the empress could still think of a way, but Jiang Ziya's path to immortality was unclear, his luck was bleak, and his soul was weak. Even if he had been chopping firewood in Kunlun Mountain for forty years, he should not be so weak.
All I can say is that everything is determined.
When Jiang Ziya was in charge of canonizing the gods, his fate was already determined.
Even when he went to the Kunlun Mountains to study under his master forty years ago, he had already predetermined his place as a god.
While the deduction was going on, Yunxiao came to Wa Palace:
"Mother-in-law, what should we do to save Junior Brother Jiang Shang?"
Jiang Ziya's changes could not be hidden from everyone, but without the empress's order, no one dared to act rashly.
"It's a dead situation for the time being. There's nothing we can do to save it. Once we take action, no matter what we do, the matter of becoming a god will be postponed."
After the empress finished speaking, she muttered about her stinky son again:
"This brat doesn't know what's going on. The fate of everyone related to him cannot be deduced. Xiaochan is like this, Guiying is like this, and Jiang Ziya is like this. It's just a divination black hole!"
When Yun Xiao heard this, he asked doubtfully:
"Do you, Junior Brother Jiang Shang, have any contact with your husband?"
"Yes, in about a million futures, there will be one or two intersections. Once there is an intersection, it cannot be deduced... Yunxiao, if something bad happens between you in the future, will you blame me for pushing you forward? In the fire pit?”
Yunxiao shook his head:
"Can you be so bad that you end up dying on Qilin Cliff? Don't worry, mother-in-law, I will live a good life with my husband. Even if something big happens in the future, I will just deal with it."
After leaving the Wa Palace, Yunxiao came to the real world. However, she did not go to the B&B. Instead, she went to Ditiao Steel Factory to have a look. If the steamed buns were not enough, she would steam some more.
As soon as she arrived at the steel factory, she heard Zhao Dahu and Wu Song talking.
"Dahu, when it comes to wedding rings, should I buy gold or diamond rings? Advertisements have always promoted how precious diamonds are, but man-made diamonds are too cheap to buy. How should I choose?"
The wedding started in more than a month, and Wu Erlang couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Zhao Dahu sat on the seat of the electric tricycle, flicked the cigarette ashes and said:
"Diamonds are a marketing scam. Diamonds are abundant in nature and can be synthesized artificially. They do not retain their value at all. Relatively speaking, gold is much more precious. It cannot be synthesized artificially and is not even a native substance of the earth. ”
He dug out the collected information and said:
"There are two types of gold production, one is the death of super-large stars, and the other is the collision of neutron stars. At the end of its life, a star will end its life with a gorgeous supernova explosion, and the by-product of the explosion is the 79th-ranked element --gold."
Li Shimin on the side became interested:
"What about neutron star collisions?"
"Two neutron stars with a density of more than 100 million tons per cubic centimeter collided together over a long period of time. After a violent explosion, a black hole was created. At the same time, the remaining material was converted into gold and fell to all parts of the universe... Our earth This is probably how the gold comes from. It has stable quality and does not react with any substance. Businessmen always compare diamonds to love. In fact, gold is what love really looks like. "
After saying that, the guy put away his phone and showed the golden engagement ring on his ring finger:
"You may think that gold is earthy and incompatible with sweet love, but the light it reflects in the sun is... the afterglow of a super star's violent explosion hundreds of millions of years ago!"
Li Shimin quickly opened the note on his phone and wrote down the words exactly.
At first it was just a joke, but the last sentence was so romantic that even Zhantian Khan felt a tremble in his heart. He must write this down and tell it to Sister Wu Gu.
Wu Song said sincerely:
"Dahu, please publish a book so that we, the underachievers, can also learn from it."
Zhao Dahu threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, raised his leg and stamped it out:
"I'm just talking nonsense. Gold will rise another hundred yuan. My words are more romantic than this."
Li Shimin originally admired Zhao Dahu. When he heard this, he asked in surprise:
“What if the price of gold drops significantly?”
"Then it's the shit yellow color I hate the most!"
Li Shimin: "..."
The little Taizong admired the bearded man so much that in less than a minute, he took off his powder and ran away with the bucket.
Yunxiao looked at this scene and felt happy in her heart. In the past, she always thought it was boring for several men to get together, but now she realized that as long as men get together, they would never be bored no matter what.
She came to the cooking area and took a look. Two cooks were chopping chicken legs. Wu Song went to buy about ten boxes of chicken legs at noon and was going to make potato stewed chicken legs tonight.
Yunxiao brought some hot buns, which were enough to eat, so he went through the time and space door of the factory and went to the B&B.
As soon as they arrived at the warehouse, they saw a lot of inflatable rafts and rubber boats piled inside. Lu Bu would be able to get to Baishui Pass in the next two days. Once they captured this pass, they would switch to the waterway and go south along the Jialing River to sneak attack Li Su. Garrisoned at Jiameng Pass.
After passing through the pile of chopped materials, Yunxiao walked out of the warehouse and came to the kitchen. He saw Li Yu steaming some yellow rice and seemed to be making yellow rice cold cake. He quickly came to help:
"Husband, are you making cold cakes?"
"Yes, let it cool and pour it with osmanthus honey. It's very delicious... By the way, is there any good honey in Fengshen World? If you have a chance, you can bring some over and let me have a try."
"I'll look for some when I go back this time. It's not hard to find."
Li Yu asked while busy:
"Last time you went to live in the city, did you go to the hot springs?"
Yunxiao was surprised:
"How did your husband know?"
"I saw that the resort was transferred. I complained that the person who took over was a big bastard. Professor Zhou almost beat him to death... You guys acted really quickly. Aren't you afraid of losing money?"
Yunxiao said:
"If you lose money, I can just bring some gold over there. It won't be a big problem."
Li Yu: "..."
Why does Yunbaobao always make boss-like speeches?
But think about it, if she wants gold, she can just wave her hand, which is easier than drinking cold water.
In front of the gods, all productivity becomes empty talk.
Li Yu made a pot of yellow rice cold cake. After cooling in the cold storage, he cut it into pieces and put it on a plate. Then he poured it with osmanthus honey and it became a famous snack popular in the northwest and North China.
He filled two plates and let Mu Guiying take the rest to the book world for his old mother and Houtu Godmother to taste.
After dinner, Zhou Ruotong continued to deal with the financial issues of those companies, while Li Yu and Mu Guiying sat in front of the TV and played PS5, preparing to relax.
Yunxiao returned to the book world, first went to find some honey, then steamed some cold cakes with yellow rice, and layered them with glutinous rice flour to make the cold cakes look more beautiful.
After the cold cake was ready, she distributed it to everyone, and took it to the underworld on an extra-large tray. She gave some to the Empress Houtu, the Yamas of various palaces, the judges, etc.
When the Holy Princess arrived, everyone was very enthusiastic.
When he learned that Yunxiao was here to extend Jia Xu's life, Cui Jue immediately took the book of life and death in his arms:
"Please also ask the Holy Princess to give you orders. Jia Wenhe can extend his life for as many years as he wants."
Yunxiao said:
"For the time being, let's extend our life to a hundred years. We can wait until we have meritorious service later."
If you make more meritorious deeds, you won't be rewarded with ginseng fruits, peaches, etc., but you will be rewarded with ginseng fruits, peaches, etc. Although there are more monks and less porridge, you can only share one or two mouthfuls, but it is still very easy to extend your life by one or two thousand years, which is easier than modifying the book of life and death.
Cui Jue was very good at doing things. After the life extension was completed, he even sent a bull-headed horse-faced guard of honor to Jia Xu's dream to inform him, so that Lao Jia wouldn't know about it.
After extending his life, Yunxiao went to Empress Houtu's palace and revealed another purpose of his trip:
"The statue in the scenic spot is about to be completed. My husband asked me to take a part of my godmother's body to connect it to the real world."
When Empress Houtu heard this, she raised her hand and broke off a section of her little finger. Then, with a gentle touch, the finger immediately turned into a white jade-like skeleton:
"The empress said that the people there are very cute. I can finally experience it personally. I just don't know if the people still remember me, an old woman..."
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