Chapter 694: Talking to Dun Dun on the Phone! [Ask for Monthly Tickets]

In the study room of the B&B, Li Yu sat in front of the computer, picked up the golden cudgel, and became a man of destiny again.

When they were having fun, Mu Guiying posted a photo of four people doing yoga together in the small group.

The four beauties were wearing yoga suits. Zhou Ruotong was in black, Diao Chan was in rose red, Mu Guiying was in yellow, and Yun Xiao was in white. Li Yu suddenly felt that sitting in front of the computer and playing games was a bit silly.

No matter how important the ninth art is, it can still be put aside for a while!

He quit the game and wanted to send a message to Mu Guiying, but he was worried that it was a trap, so he finally chose to send a message to Diao Chan.

At critical moments, it is better to use our double agents.

"Baby Cicada, are you doing yoga?"

"No, we just tried on the newly bought yoga clothes. Sister Guiying kept taking pictures and said she would keep you awake at night."

Li Yu: "..."

He is indeed a man who wants to be an emperor, but his intentions are indeed sinister.

he asked:

"What are you doing right now?"

"I was going to watch a movie. Sister Guiying wanted to watch a movie about fighting and killing. Sister Yunxiao wanted to understand the basic shape of Chinese society. I wanted to watch a comedy with frequent golden sentences, and then Sister Zhou chose "Let the Bullets Fly." "

Needless to say, Professor Zhou’s film selection is pretty good. "Let Shen Yi Fei" really meets the requirements of several people. All the elements are covered. The plot is also divine and not boring at all... This kind of good movie, It goes well with snacks. How about I go get some snacks?

Li Yu tapped the table with his fingers, thinking about the consequences of doing this. No matter how powerful Tong Baobao's fist is, he won't beat me to death, right?

Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Bu came upstairs and shouted before he even entered the study:

"My dear brother, my dear brother, hurry up, hurry up, let the good luck cat restore Zhang Ren's luck, he almost killed someone!"

Li Yu drove the yoga photos out of his mind and asked curiously:

"What's going on?"

Lu Bu took a bottle of Assam milk tea from the cold drink cabinet, opened it and drank most of the bottle, and then said:

"Zhang Ren took up the post of Sima of Jianmen Pass after being persuaded by Li Su in order to cooperate with the imperial army internally and externally to conquer the pass easily."

Li Yu didn't expect such a good thing. In the original work, Zhang Ren was Liu Hao's loyal supporter and would rather die than surrender. He thought he would go through fire and water for Liu Yan this time, but he didn't expect that he would become our side's Yu Ze. become.

Li Yu asked:

"Have you taken down the sword gate and closed it now?"

Lu Bu sighed:

"Forget it, Zhang Ren's luck has been halved since then. He has been unlucky in everything he does. He sprained his feet when walking, and his ankles were swollen to be thicker than his calves; he lost his front hoof when riding a horse, and his face was covered in blood; even when he was eating, He also suffered from vomiting and diarrhea, which is suspected to have caused food poisoning... After this series of unfortunate events, he can no longer work as a Sima, but guard the warehouse, and the internal and external strategy cannot be used anymore. "

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

All this fussing, actually destroying our advantage?

Sure enough, you can't be too wild when the wind is down. A good situation turned into a bubble, and Zhang Ren suffered an unreasonable disaster.

Li Yu picked up his cell phone and called Lin Xu:

The phone was connected, and a cat meowed from inside:

"Meow?"

Li Yu asked tentatively:

"Are you...Dundun?"

"Meow!"

Good guy, I can even answer the phone. I can sign up for a Mathematical Olympiad class tomorrow.

Li Yu said:

"It's like this. Last time I asked you to extract Zhang Ren's lucky points. It was a mistake. He is one of our own. Can you quickly return the lucky points that you took away? If possible, add one or two more points of luck. It’s worth it, it’s my personal compensation to him.”

I thought I wanted to give the tough guy a little shock, but it turned out that the tough guy was one of my own, so I had to make amends quickly to avoid Zhang Ren being biased against the court.

"Meow~~~"

Dundun's voice was a little tactful. Just when Li Yu thought that this matter was not easy to handle, the electronic voice of the calculator came from the mobile phone:

"Plus two, plus three."

What does this mean?

Li Yu was a little confused:

"Dundun, why did you add it twice?"

"Meow meow meow...meow meow...meow..."

Li Yu: "..."

Baby, your voice is very nice, but can you speak Mandarin? Or the international official language designated by the United Nations. I really don’t understand this Meow language.

Just when he was in trouble, Lin Xu's voice came from the phone:

"Zhang Ren's original luck value was four points. After it was halved last time, he was left with two points. Just now Dundun made up for these two points and added another three points to him. Zhang Ren's luck value is now full. You will have good luck for a while, and when your luck level slowly decreases, you will return to normal.”

Darling, did those few words of "dundun meow" just now contain so many meanings?

Li Yu felt that he had failed a bit. When communicating with Gouzi, he had no idea what Gouzi meant. When communicating with Dundun, his eyesight was completely blank.

It seems that we can only be a bastard who waits for death while guarding his wife... Li sighed softly and finally realized the fact that he was a waste.

Li Yu thanked Lin Xu, asked Lin Xu's food processing factory to produce some meal kits that were convenient for outdoor consumption, and ended the call.

Lu Bu took out a pack of walnuts from the drawer, pinched them open like peanuts, then took out the nuts and ate them with relish:

"nailed it?"

"Done, Dun Dun has maxed out Zhang Ren's luck. He should have some good luck recently, but it's hard to say what kind of luck it will be."

Lv Bu threw the walnut shells into the trash can:

"Just add it back. I'm afraid his life will be in danger. If that happens, I have to deal with Zhang Song severely. After Chengdu is taken, let Zhang Ren punch Zhang Song twice to vent his anger, so that he won't feel uncomfortable all the time."

Li Yu asked:

"Have Zhang Song and Zhang Ren reunited?"

"They have reunited. News It was Zhang Song who sent it through the intercom. Now the two of them plan to cooperate with each other to help us open the gate of Jianmen Pass, so that the gate of Chengdu Plain will be wide open and the army can march straight in... But Jianmen Pass is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and the location is dangerous. There is no good way in a short time. "

Lv Bu ate all the walnuts and felt hungrier and hungrier:

"Brother, is there anything to eat?"

Li Yu said:

"I'll go to the kitchen to make something for you."

The two came downstairs and just as they were about to go to the kitchen, they met Qin Qiong in armor.

Compared with the first time he came, Qin Qiong is now majestic and noble. The golden armor is noble, and Zhao Dahu made it himself, so his protective ability has almost reached the peak.

When Lü Bu saw Qin Qiong, he smiled and greeted him:

"Has my second brother arrived in Shuozhou?"

"I just arrived and went to see my brother Yuchi's blacksmith shop. He wants some rouge and powder to coax his wife. I don't understand these things, so I want to look for them in the real world."

Li Yu said:

"I'll take some detergents and chemicals with me later."

For the people in the book world, shampoo, shower gel, soap, and facial cleanser are already top-level configurations. If you add perfume, essence, lotion and other skin care products, you can definitely laugh at the whole world.

Like Lü Bu, Qin Qiong hadn't eaten yet. Li Yu directly put on a large soup pot. After the pot was heated, he added a little cooking oil, cut a piece of hot pot ingredients and threw it in to stir-fry, and then added hot water.

After boiling, put in various hot pot meatballs, freshly shaved beef rolls, gluten, lotus root, mutton, braised meat, etc., and all the food they liked was put into the pot.

Then put two packs of noodles into the pot, add some green vegetables after the noodles are cooked, and fill two large bowls.

Finally, Li Yu sprinkled some dried chili powder into the bowl, and stirred it with hot oil, and the spicy flavor immediately rose.

Lu Bu and Qin Qiong each had a bowl and started eating.

"This is the first time I found that noodles are actually quite delicious after being cooked like this. My brother's cooking skills are really great. Even the Kitchen God has to stand aside."

Lu Bu kept praising while eating.

Qin Qiong stuffed a piece of fish tofu into his mouth and asked Li Yu:

"Will Mr. Wenhe live in the mountains after he comes?"

"Yes, I will ask the village to arrange it in the next few days. First, renovate an old house for Jia Xu's family to live in... I don't know whether Jia Xu will bring his wife here or the whole family will come."

Lv Bu took a big sip of soup and said:

"Mr. Wenhe said that children and grandchildren have their own blessings. This time he will come to the real world with his wife, and his children and grandchildren will stay in the book world. If they want to be officials, they can do it. If they want to study, they can study. No interference will be forced."

After Jia Xu comes, he will become the center of the B&B. As for his wife, she will be responsible for taking good care of Lao Jia at that time, and there is no need to arrange other work.

Of course, it depends on the wishes of others. After all, it is better to do something than to do nothing. At least it is not so boring.

Qin Qiong smiled and said:

"If we have any problems in the Sui and Tang world in the future, we can come here to ask Mr. Wenhe for advice."

The think tank lineup of the B&B can no longer be described as luxurious, it is completely explosive.

These people are tied together, and all historical problems can be solved easily.

When the two were eating, Li Yu prepared a box of detergents and asked Qin Qiong to come tomorrow to bring back some women's clothes for Mei Xiuying.

Before leaving, Qin Qiong said:

"Today I met Brother Yuchi's adoptive father Qiao Gongshan. He plans to donate all the land under his name, just to move to Fengming Village to live...Brother, should I agree?"

This should be Qiao Gongshan's political investment, right?

Li Yu said:

"Let's take Shuozhou first, there's no rush."

After Qin Qiong left, Lu Bu and Li Yu wrapped themselves in military coats and walked into the cold storage, moving out a truck of frozen meat that they had stored in the past. Lu Bu drove the electric five-wheeler to leave the real world and returned to the camp of the Three Kingdoms world.

After all this, it was already past ten o'clock. Li Yu no longer had the energy to go to the city, so he went back upstairs to take a shower and go to bed.

When he woke up in the morning, he saw a bunch of unread messages on his phone, mostly from Mu Guiying. The girl was wearing yoga clothes and posing in front of the mirror, and she secretly took pictures of Diao Chan, Yun Xiao, and Zhou Ruotong.

In addition to Mu Guiying, Diao Chan also sent a message:

"We've finished watching the movie. I just took a shower and lay in bed. Good night, husband."

Yun Xiao sent a bunch of movie reviews, and finally sent a good night.

Zhou Ruotong's message was more interesting:

"I was waiting for you to find an excuse to come, but I didn't expect you to have no response."

"Bad guy, is the game so fun?"

Li Yu: ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Oh my goodness, Professor Zhou, is this giving me a chance?

He quickly got dressed, got out of bed, washed up, and drove straight to the city... He didn't go last night, so he decided to make a surprise visit this morning, just in time to see how sleepy they all looked.

He came to the tea restaurant, packed a bunch of food, bought fried dough sticks, fried cakes and other food at the breakfast stall, and then went straight to Guanlan Mingshu Community.

Swipe the card and go upstairs, enter the door code, and the door lock opens.

Li Yu felt excited, hahaha, I, Hu Hansan, finally came in!

However, just as he opened the door and was about to go in, a flying knife came straight at him, grazing the tip of Li Yu's nose and flying over, piercing the door frame.

Li Yu was startled, and Mu Guiying inside was also frightened, and ran over quickly:

"Husband, who are you? I thought there was a thief at home."

Li Yu looked at the flying knife that penetrated the door frame and said:

"Even if you are a thief, you won't be able to explain it at the moment. Try not to use throwing knives next time. Your fists and kicks are enough to deal with 99% of thieves in the real world."

Mu Guiying looked down at her toes like a child who had done something wrong:

"I'm sorry, husband, I won't dare to do it next time."

Li Yu stretched out his face and said:

"You will kiss me as a punishment, otherwise I will never forgive..."

Before he finished speaking, the Queen hugged his neck and took a big sip.

After the kiss, she pulled out the throwing knife, quietly closed the door, wrapped herself in pajamas and asked softly:

"Why are you here so early, husband?"

"I'm afraid you'll be hungry, so come here early to get some food. Why did you get up so early today?"

"I got up to go to the bathroom and planned to take a nap. When I heard the door, I took out the throwing knife and came over. I wanted to see which thief was so short-sighted."

Just as he was talking, Li Yu noticed that the girl's pajamas were empty. Mu Guiying also noticed this and ran back to the room in embarrassment, letting Mr. Li appreciate what a moving Rabbit is.

He came to the kitchen, took out the dishes and began to prepare breakfast.

Mu Guiying put on her underwear and warm home clothes, woke up Yunxiao Diaochan and Zhou Ruotong one by one, washed up again, and came to the kitchen to help.

"The fried dough sticks are well fried, and the outside is crispy and delicious."

"I just like to eat this kind of brown sugar oil cake. It has become a god in my heart. Can I try another one, husband?"

"Nuomi Tuan, I've tolerated you for a long time, come here!"

"This porridge... I won't taste the porridge. We will drink it together later."

Diao Chan yawned and came out of the room. When she saw Li Yu, her little face was filled with a happy expression.

Ha, it feels so wonderful to be able to have breakfast with love as soon as you wake up.

Yunxiao washed up and went to the kitchen to serve everyone food.

After Zhou Ruotong finished washing, everyone sat together and started eating breakfast.

"Yunxiao will go to the Sui and Tang Dynasties today to check the size of Mei Xiuying's clothes and prepare some modern clothes for her."

After all, Da Laohei is also one of the door gods and Li Shimin's personal bodyguard for the next few decades. He must establish a good relationship to prevent any accidents from happening to Tian Khan in his cub stage.

Yunxiao agreed:

"Okay, by the way, I will extend the life of Mei Xiuying's parents and prevent them from passing away prematurely."

Diao Chan drank preserved egg and lean meat porridge and talked about today's arrangements:

"Sister Guiying and I went chestnut hunting this morning, had chestnut roast chicken at the B&B at noon, and went back to school in the afternoon... The weekend goes by so fast, and we will be back to school in the blink of an eye."

Li Yu nodded:

"I was like this when I was in school. I always felt that the holidays were too short and classes were too tiring. Now that I think about it, it was actually quite good when I was in school. I just focused on studying and didn't have to think about other things."

After breakfast, Li Yu cleaned up the kitchen, and the ladies went back to their rooms to change clothes. Professor Zhou also put on light makeup.

Mu Guiying drove Zhou Ruotong's Guard and drove Diao Chan and Yun Xiao back to the B&B, while Li Yu went shopping with Zhou Ruotong and then turned to the cold storage to have a look.

When he came to the intersection and waited for the traffic light, Zhou Ruotong raised his hand and pinched Li Yu:

"You really didn't play games last night?"

"No, I'm so busy every day, how can I have time... If I had known, I would have been shameless to come last night. It's really not good to be shameless. It's a big loss."

Zhou Ruotong got down to business:

"In addition to all kinds of meat in the cold storage, I also plan to buy apples from several orchards to supplement vitamins for the soldiers. I also plan to buy some oranges from the south. You should pay more attention recently and buy when you find the right ones. Don't hesitate. "

"Okay, dear daughter-in-law, I'll ask someone first. If there are any unsalable orchards in Yinzhou, I'll buy some first to benefit the growers in my hometown."

Li Yu went to buy vegetables, and by the way he bought an Eastern star grouper, a mandarin fish, and some hairy crabs.

The little girl hasn't had a serious meal at home yet, so this lunch should be a rich one.

After returning to the B&B, Zhou Ruotong went to the study to deal with some financial issues, and then went to beat chestnuts with Diao Chan and Mu Guiying carrying baskets and bamboo poles.

Li Yu went to the village and bought a big rooster. He passed by a place where several people were threshing chestnuts, and reminded them not to kill them all, but to leave some food for the nearby small animals for the winter.

At the same time, in the Three Kingdoms World, near the south gate of Jianmen Pass.

Zhang Ren's ankle was still swollen, but he no longer had bad luck, and his whole spirit became different.

Zhang Song brought a bowl of instant noodles and said apologetically:

"Brother Zhengyi, come and try this delicious food. Maybe you will feel better after eating this bowl of noodles."

Zhang Ren smiled:

"It will take a doctor's ointment. My body cannot recover by just eating."

But despite what he said, he still took the instant noodles and planned to taste the delicious food from the real world. At this time, a group of people came in from the south gate of Jianmen Pass. One of them was in his twenties, carrying a medicine box on his back and holding a pass in his hand.

The guard took it and looked at it, and habitually asked:

"What's your name? What do you do? Where are you going?"

"I am Ji Tai, a doctor. I came to Yizhou from Guanzhong two years ago to seek refuge. Now my medical skills have improved a little. I am going to go back to my hometown in Luoyang. Please help me."

When Zhang Song heard it, he slapped his thigh:

"Brother, the doctor you want is here... Wait, he said his name is Ji Tai, I seem to have seen this name somewhere..."

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Sorry brothers, it's still one update today. I took a cold medicine at noon, which was stronger than taking sleeping pills. I slept soundly. When I opened my eyes, it was dark. I even had jet lag for a while.