Chapter 647 Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe Is Open for Business! [Seeking Monthly Pass]

"Evil beast, watch me fight!"

Seeing the water monster rushing out of the quicksand river with murderous intent, Wukong swung up the golden hoop and started fighting without saying anything. However, the water monster saw Erlang Shen and Nezha standing next to him, and immediately turned around and dived into the water like a loach.

Nezha wanted to help:

"Great Sage, you are not good at water battles, how about letting me do it for you?"

Erlang Shen smiled and said:

"It is old news that the monkey is not good at water battles. Do you see the purple gold crown on his head? It was given by Nuwa, and all the weaknesses of the monkey have been made up."

Nezha raised his eyebrows:

"You are not afraid of smoke?"

"Before, in Huangfeng Ridge, he was calm and was blown by the yellow wind monster for a long time, and he didn't move at all."

The patches made by the saint himself, unless you meet another saint, no one can break them.

While the two were chatting, Wukong had already chased into the water and fought with the general in the water.

In terms of Sha Seng's level, he is not even a little bit behind Wukong.

Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie can fight for 20 rounds without a clear winner, and he has to run for his life after 20 rounds. In the chapter about the Yellow Robe Monster, Zhu Bajie has no power to resist Kuimu Lang.

Kuimu Lang himself said that ten Zhu Bajies are not his opponent.

When he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Kuimu Lang was beaten by Wukong without any power to resist. The 36 Heavenly Generals of the Thunder Department plus Wang Lingguan could not deal with Wukong's three heads and six arms.

This gap determines Wukong's absolute advantage in the team.

Now that Bajie is no longer in the team, Sha Seng, who likes to eat people, naturally has no reason to exist.

More importantly, the general planner of this project is Dizang, who did not come to enlighten Sha Seng at all, and did not give this person with a heavenly background the opportunity to join the team.

Wukong danced with his golden hoop, causing undercurrents in the quicksand river. Nezha was anxious and used his magic power to stabilize the water surface to prevent waves from appearing and affecting the people upstream and downstream.

In midair, the barefoot immortal appeared. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Erlang Shen and Nezha and quickly dodged.

The barefoot immortal knew the general of the rolling curtain. When he accidentally broke the glass cup, the Jade Emperor wanted to execute him directly. It was the barefoot immortal who pleaded for mercy, so the general of the rolling curtain survived by chance.

Wukong also knew the barefoot immortal. When he made a scene at the Peach Banquet, he pretended to be the barefoot immortal.

Now that he saw that the general of the rolling curtain was about to be killed by Wukong, the barefoot immortal planned to come over and plead for mercy. After all, he and Wukong were old acquaintances and had some friendship.

But when he saw Erlang Shen and Nezha, the barefoot immortal suddenly felt that his relationship with the general of the rolling curtain was just like that.

Well, it's easy to deal with Wukong alone. Although the monkey is a thorn, he is more reasonable and doesn't like to bully the weak.

But it's hard to say if the two ancestors are also there.

For example, Nezha dared to chase and kill his own father with a sword. Who dares to make friends with such a fierce god?

As for Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, he is even more lawless. He doesn't even listen to the orders of the Jade Emperor. Forget it, just pretend that I have never been here.

The barefoot immortal came and went quickly. He soon disappeared into the sky, and then said that he would be in seclusion for a thousand years and would not see anyone in the thousand years.

As soon as his figure disappeared, the general in the water was smashed in the head by Wukong, and he was deader than dead.

Wukong dragged the body out of the river, threw it on the beach, shook his head and said:

"He was originally a god, but he harmed the people and turned himself into a water monster... Xiao Erlang, can his body be transported to the army as military rations?"

Erlang Shen strode over:

"The body is easy to deal with. I will collect his spirit first and ask him why he did this."

Erlang Shen took out the soul-calling pill and was about to collect the soul when he saw the body on the ground gradually turned into ashes, the magic staff turned into a dead branch, and the spirit also disappeared, as if it had never appeared.

Wukong looked at this scene and laughed:

"Now I believe in conspiracy theories a little bit. This Sha Wujing seems to have ulterior motives."

Erlang Shen sighed, waved the three-pointed double-edged sword, and the rolling river water automatically parted. He floated into the cave at the bottom of the water and sorted out all the white bones inside. He assembled them one by one, trying to make these people who died in vain have a complete body.

Xuanzang saw this tragic scene, and without further ado, he quickly chanted sutras to pray for the dead souls in the water to rest in peace.

The black bear demon became fifty feet in size, took the prepared bridge-building materials, and began to build this intercontinental bridge like building blocks.

After Xuanzang finished praying for the dead souls, Wukong keenly discovered that the water of the Liusha River had become clearer.

Nezha flew into the air to check:

"The turbidity of the river water is caused by the wronged souls. Now that the wrongly dead have been liberated, the water has become clear, but why is it not that clear to the bottom?"

Erlang Shen said:

"It means that there are still wronged souls upstream or downstream. When this matter is over, I will take people to check the entire Liusha River. If there are people who harm the people, they will never be tolerated!"

In the next two months, the four saints first tested the Zen heart, followed by the Wuzhuang Temple, which were all easy games. After the Wuzhuang Temple, it was the three fights against the White Bone Demon.

This time, there was no Zhu Bajie to interfere, and Tang Seng was no longer confused about good and evil. In addition, everyone brought gas stoves and noodles, so there was no need to beg for alms. It was estimated that the White Bone Demon would be beaten to death by Wukong as soon as he showed up.

Nezha asked in a low voice:

"Great Sage, people in the real world always say that you and the White Bone Demon are enemies. Is this true or false?"

Without saying anything, Wukong took out a box of lotus root starch:

"Can you eat more to replenish your brain?"

Nezha: "..."

People say this in the real world, and it’s not me. Great Sage, can you be more reasonable?

Xuanzang, who had just completed his salvation, said:

"Putting the White Bone Demon together with Wukong is the biggest insult to Wukong... A mere corpse demon has actually become a climate. When I see the White Bone Demon, I will personally save her."

No martial arts is required to deal with the White Bone Demon, just wear a brocade cassock and just chant sutras.

The brocade cassock can purify the wronged souls within a hundred miles, even a white-bone spirit, so that's no problem.

If that doesn't work, just borrow Ksitigarbha's wooden fish and knock it over, and the White Bone Essence will definitely purify it more thoroughly than jumping into a sulfuric acid pool.

Erlangshen waved the three-pointed two-edged sword, and the weapon immediately turned into more than 10,000 weapons. These weapons flew to a nearby barren mountain and dug more than 10,000 graves in an instant.

Erlang Shen waved his hand again, and the skeletal corpses that had been transcended flew into the tomb one by one, and were finally buried in peace.

After doing this, he talked about the follow-up plot:

"After the White Bone Demon is Kuimu Lang Li Xiong, but this guy has already fully surrendered to Jiejiao from the Fengshen side, and even asked Master Jinling to give some gifts to Nuwa Empress... Will Wukong still kill him?"

Wukong's attitude is very clear:

"If he doesn't harm the people, I won't kill him. Once he harms the people, I, Old Sun, will naturally not let him go."

In the original work, the yellow-robed monster transformed by Kui Mulang not only kidnapped the princess, but also ate the palace maid in one bite at the celebration banquet.

Although he promised to his empress that he would never do anything disgraceful to the human race, Wukong didn't believe it. He had to see it with his own eyes before he could decide whether Kuimu Lang would live or die.

The black bear spirit repaired the bridge and joined the discussion:

"In the original work, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng dropped the yellow-robed monster's child from the sky and smashed it into a pulp. Is this true or false? Aren't you afraid that Kui Mulang will fall out when he returns to the sky?"

Wukong chuckled:

"Kui Mulang will not fall out, and will even thank them, because this is a bastard he gave birth to in the lower world. He cannot admit his identity and cannot bring him back to heaven... There are many such examples in the real world. Educated youths who go to the countryside, After returning to the city, he no longer recognizes the children in the countryside and the US troops in the Vietnam War, and after returning to the country, he no longer cares about the illegitimate children who stayed in Vietnam. "

Xuanzang said:

"There is also a star who is proud of being an English bastard and travels thousands of miles to find his relatives. However, they don't recognize him at all and break his guard on the spot... I don't care what is written in the original book, but it is about killing children. Forget it, if Kui Mulang has a child this time, His Royal Highness the Son of God will definitely not spare him if he doesn't arrange it properly."

Everyone cooked noodles and had a meal. Nezha built a small temple at both ends of the bridge, then took out the imperial edict written by Li Shimin and canonized a water god.

Wukong stood on the bridge and walked twice. The bridge was more than ten miles long and three feet wide. There were guardrails on both sides. Although it was simple, it was still quite beautiful overall.

Nezha used divine power to bless the bridge, making the bridge last for more than a thousand years.

After finishing these tasks, Erlang Shen carried a three-pointed two-edged sword and went to search for the innocent souls in Liusha River. Nezha returned to Lingshan to resume his duties. After the team crossed the bridge, they continued westward.

Thousands of miles ahead of them, [Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe] officially entered the trial operation stage.

There are twenty computers, four game consoles, and four claw machines in the entire Internet cafe.

However, considering the nature of the sutra-learning team, the claw machine contains not dolls, but high-quality bananas, high-end oranges, imported cherries, puree honey, whitening cream, Kaishan Palm Technique (for bears only), True Buddha Futon, and Bodhi. Seeds, monk relics...

Anyway, they are all aimed at the scripture-seeking team. Even the little white dragon has targeted treasures such as the magical power of transforming into a dragon, the seeds of fairy grass, and the dragon horse training method.

Qiong Xiao, the CEO of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe, was carrying her little hands behind her back and doing the final inspection of the Internet cafe.

"Hanhan, what do you think is still missing?"

Han Zhixian, who is in charge of the front desk of the Internet cafe, said:

"There are two less freezers filled with various drinks. It would be better to have more juices. I like to drink them."

Caiyun Fairy, the chief network manager of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe, was checking the equipment while riding a balance car. After hearing this, she complained:

"Hanhan, even if you want to use public money for personal gain, can you not be so blatant... By the way, I know what is missing. There is also a no-smoking sign, and then put an ashtray next to each machine."

Qiong Xiao asked:

"What does this mean?"

"Smoking is prohibited in public places, but many people who are addicted to online games are smokers, so the no-smoking signs are just decorations. Many people smoke as they please."

When Qiong Xiao heard this, he flicked his sleeves, and there was a no-smoking sign on the wall, and there was an ashtray made of crystal in front of each seat.

Another boss, Bixiao, who had been silent in the corner, took off his headphones and looked around:

"I feel like there is still a need for a fried noodle seller. It is said that the fried noodles business in the Internet cafe is very good in the middle of the night. By the way, there must be instant noodles at the front desk. Many people say that the instant noodles in the Internet cafe are the most delicious. I will try it later. ”

Qiong Xiao thought it would be easier to find a fried noodle seller, so just ask the eldest sister to come. Her cooking skills would definitely conquer the entire learning team.

Bixiao watched the documentary about Internet cafes, shook his head and said:

"The people selling fried noodles in the latter half of the night are usually middle-aged uncles, and the fried noodles are packed in disposable lunch boxes."

"Middle-aged uncle? Then let the eldest brother do it. Anyway, he has a beard and looks like a cook."

When the two sisters were arranging the God of Wealth, someone came to the door to apply for the job of chef:

"Since we are short of someone selling fried noodles, I will recommend myself."

Several people turned their heads and noticed that Zhen Yuanzi actually walked in with a whisk.

Qiong Xiao asked:

"Zhen Yuan Daxian, why are you here?"

"The queen is worried about you, so she asked me to look after you. I have been studying cooking recently, so I can make fried noodles for you..."

Qiong Xiao had eaten the ginseng fruit pancakes made by Zhen Yuanzi, and felt that such good ingredients were wasted.

But since he took the initiative to ask for it, the project leader can't be too official:

"Then I will trouble Zhen Yuan Daxian, let's work together to let the pilgrim team have a one-day tour in the real world!"

It is impossible to let everyone go to the real world, but through acting, a scene in the real world can be moved to the world of books, which will surely bring everyone a very novel experience.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at the things in the claw machine, turned around and asked:

"With so many tempting things, will they really get addicted to it and then form a disaster?"

The disaster on the journey to the West is closely related to Xuanzang. As long as he is forced to stop, it will be considered a disaster, so it cannot be triggered.

Qiong Xiao waved his hand and brought a bottle of iced cola to Zhen Yuanzi:

"No, these are gifts for them, just in a different way... What did you prepare at Wuzhuang Temple?"

"One ginseng fruit for each person, even the white dragon horse has one."

Zhen Yuanzi sat down, turned on a computer, and prepared to check out the types of games in the Internet cafe system:

"Is there no "Oka 2" here? I heard that His Royal Highness the Son of God likes this game very much, I want to try it."

Qiong Xiao said very professionally:

"That game is not fun, it's so boring, it's always taking orders, transporting goods, delivering goods, and saving money. When you save enough money, you can change the car, take orders farther away, and make more money... Let me recommend you a similar one, which is similar to that game, but very exciting, suitable for young people like me."

Is 500 million years old also considered a young person...Han Zhixian and Caiyun Fairy looked at each other and felt that Qiong Xiao was absolutely a leader in terms of shamelessness.

While Zhen Yuanzi was playing games, Qiong Xiao, Bi Xiao, Han Zhi Xian, and Cai Yun Xian gathered together and took stock of the shortcomings of the Internet cafe from beginning to end, and then made a long list of the items needed.

After doing this, Qiong Xiao asked Bi Xiao to guard here, and she directly tore open the void, traveled to the world of Yang Family Mansion, and stepped onto the grassland.

The army led by Mu Guiying has arrived at the sacred mountain of the grassland. The guardian god here was about to make a move, but was slapped back to the state of nothingness by Qiong Xiao.

"Guiying Guiying, I'm here to see you!"

Mu Guiying raised her head and saw Qiong Xiao, and quickly waved:

"Just now, Xiao Tongqian issued a warning that a god was going to attack me, but don't worry, someone will come to save me. I didn't expect it to be you. Thank you so much, sister Qiong Xiao."

Yun Xiao is a sister, and Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao are naturally so too. After all, they are hundreds of millions of years old, and it is not appropriate to call them by other names.

Qiong Xiao heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the Luobao Gold Coin on Mu Guiying's shoulder:

"No wonder no one showed up, it turns out that the Luobao Gold Coin is here... We just listed the supplies that the Internet cafe lacks, and we have already written a list. How about you help me deliver it to the real world? Remember to say hello to Sister Zhou for me, I miss her so much."

Mu Guiying made an OK gesture:

"No problem, I'm just about to go there to eat, if there's any left, I'll bring you one too."

"Okay, okay, I haven't eaten the food cooked by my brother-in-law for a long time, I'm so greedy, my eldest sister is only busy practicing, and she doesn't cook for us, crying..."

Mu Guiying took the note, took a look at the supplies needed, and said with a smile:

"These can be bought soon, wait, I'll be back soon."

Mu Guiying left Afterwards, Qiong Xiao asked Zhao Xue:

"What are you doing here? Are you learning from Huo Qubing to seal the Wolf's Lair?"

Zhao Xue was wiping her bright silver spear:

"No, no, no, we are planning to enthrone a mountain god here so that the grassland people don't have a holy mountain. We are also planning to build a city nearby so that we have our own territory on the grassland. It will be much easier to fight the grassland people, but time is urgent and the grassland people will not give us time to build a city."

Qiong Xiao rolled up her sleeves when she heard it:

"Tell me, how big a city do you want? I have nothing to do, so I will help you build one."

Zhao Xue made a request, and Qiong Xiao immediately started to work. She first split a nearby mountain, then flattened it, surrounded it together, and made a wall several feet high. Then she moved a river a hundred miles away to make a moat.

In order to prevent drying up, the girl waved her hand and several springs five hundred miles away flew over automatically. The originally deserted place immediately became full of vitality.

Then, Qiong Xiao moved several more mineral veins, including coal, iron, copper, etc., and thoughtfully set them as shallow surface mines for easy mining.

When Mu Guiying came from the real world with a pot of spicy hot pot, there was already a strong city with a circumference of nearly 50 miles near the grassland holy mountain, and water sources, mineral veins, and fertile fields were all available.

In order to facilitate the construction of houses in the city, Qiong Xiao also moved a dirt mountain specifically, and then he could just dig the dirt and burn bricks.

In short, this girl helped the Mu Kezhai army build a fully equipped city without any effort, just like playing house.

"Sister Qiongxiao, you are so awesome. Haha, now we will become permanent nail households in the grassland!"

Mu Guiying was very happy. While Qiongxiao was eating spicy hot pot, she drove into the city for a tour. The more she looked, the more satisfied she was. She even thought about asking Qiongxiao to help build Muke City.

Back in the camp, Mu Guiying just expressed her idea and was rejected by Qiongxiao:

"The Chinese territory is not good. The cause and effect are too big. You have to repair it yourself. Only in this kind of foreign territory can we participate in a limited way...Brother-in-law's cooking skills are great. This spicy hot pot is so delicious. Fortunately, my eldest brother is not here, otherwise he will definitely snatch it from me!"

However, as soon as she finished speaking, the God of Wealth floated down from the sky...