Chapter 456: Xixia People and Dogs Are Not Allowed to Enter! [Monthly Ticket Requested]

Lehe knew that he could not persuade these two people, so he had to remind:

"Pay attention to safety, and don't look back and ask Qilin Village to come to the Tribulation Field to rescue you. In that case, we will be no different from Liangshan."

Shi Qian waved his hand:

"Don't worry, I just went out to make some noise and give the people some hope."

Although the news of officials shitting their pants in the court was strictly sealed, it still spread quietly. The people were furious at the lawlessness of the Xixia envoys, but the most angry thing was the court's forbearance and retreat.

Damn it, a small Xixia country with only a small area could actually poop and pee on the head of the Song Dynasty.

It's been several days, and the turtle grandson Wan'er is still wandering on the street, entering and exiting various sensual places with a swagger. Xuanzan, who is investigating the case, is going to be imprisoned.

It's really frustrating to meet such a court.

Shi En asked while holding a tray of freshly baked crispy roast chicken:

"Do you need my assistance?"

Shi Qian tore off a chicken leg and saw the meat juice flowing down, and praised:

"This kind of chicken looks delicious at first glance... No assistance is needed, and we will not do anything dangerous."

He took a bite of the chicken, and it was indeed delicious. The skin was crispy on the outside and the meat inside was plump and juicy... For chicken lovers, it was simply the chicken of their dreams.

If there hadn't been any action at night, Shi Qian would have really wanted to drink two taels of white wine and have a good night's sleep.

While he was eating, the dog in his arms was attracted by the smell of the meat and struggled to take a bite, but was stopped by Shi Qian:

"It's too hot. I'll give it to you later."

Shi Jin tore open another roast chicken and asked while eating:

"Is this crispy chicken cooked according to the instructions given by sir?"

Shi En nodded:

"Yes. Brush vinegar and caramel sugar on the surface, and the baked chicken skin will become crispy. The tutorial says you need red Zhejiang vinegar, but it's a pity that we can't buy it here."

Although Shi En is not a chef, he likes to think about something to eat when he has nothing to do.

He felt that he was short because he didn't have enough nutrition. He just turned twenty-five this year, so he planned to eat more while he was still young, just in case his head grew longer, which would make him more impressive.

A few people were eating and chatting in the backyard. The signal light of the walkie-talkie next to them turned on, and Li Si's voice came out:

"The Xixia envoy is here for dinner, will you accept him?"

Shi En thought for a while and said:

"Just say that we are full and we will not accept you. Later, we will hang a sign on the door saying "No Xixia people and dogs are allowed". The word "dog" will be crossed out. It is a mockery to death."

Li Si was happy when he heard it:

"People in the whole city are not allowed to come over and watch?"

"This is the effect we want!"

At the gate of Fengming Restaurant, the Xixia envoy with a party hairstyle led a group of guards to the gate. As soon as Li Si came out with a smile on his face:

"Sorry, our place is full today."

A Xixia guard pointed to half of the empty tables in the hall and asked:

"Why do you say it's full when there are so many empty seats?"

"They are all reserved. Although the guests haven't arrived yet, the tables have been reserved. You can go elsewhere to spend money. We really can't accommodate them here."

The Xixia guard was about to have a fit, but the Xixia envoy held back:

"Aren't you afraid that I will sue the court and say that you are disrespectful to me, the Xixia people?"

"This envoy is joking. How can we disrespect the noble Xixia people? We would like to make you into dumplings and eat them in our stomachs forever. I am really embarrassed today."

"Are there any seats available tomorrow?"

"I'm really sorry, all the seats for tomorrow have been reserved, there's nothing extra."

"the day after tomorrow……"

"From tonight to New Year's Eve, all our seats have been reserved. As for the first day of the coming year... I'm sorry, the reservations haven't started yet. If reservations can be made, we will notify you in advance."

The Xixia envoy was used to being arrogant, and just as he was about to move out of Honglu Temple to threaten Li Si, several more dinner guests came outside:

"Shopkeeper Li, is there any room left?"

"Yes, yes, there are many. Please invite...the four distinguished guests. The waiter will welcome you."

A Xixia guard grabbed Li Si's collar angrily:

"court death!"

Li Si still had the same smiling face:

"The boss said it was full, but there was nothing I could do..."

The Xixia envoy was no longer interested in eating:

"Let him go and let's go."

As soon as they left, Zhang San walked out with a wooden sign:

"Damn, hurry up and hurry up, but you still haven't put up this sign in front of the Xixia people. It's a shame."

After saying that, he took a nail and a hammer and nailed the wooden sign to the door frame with a line of large characters written in thin gold:

[Xixia people and dogs are not allowed inside! 】

A group of guests who had just entered the door immediately gathered around and praised the sign.

Everyone was angry about the behavior of the Xixia people. Now that they saw this brand, they instantly became more fond of Fengming Restaurant.

A scholar asked:

"Why is the word 'dog' crossed out? Is it because I didn't write it properly? I'm not a talented student, so I'm willing to write a new sign for the store!"

He took the lead, and others also took the initiative to ask for help in rewriting the store's sign.

Li Si explained:

"After the sign was written, the owner took one look at it and said, dogs and beasts were listed together, how innocent it was, so he crossed it out. Our Fengming Restaurant just doesn't accept Xixia people, but dogs are still welcome."

Damn, this ridicule was not only full, it even overflowed.

When the surrounding merchants saw that Fengming Restaurant had put up a sign, the business was actually better, and they quickly followed suit. Even the coffin shop with paper figures selling ghost coins also put up a similar sign.

This matter spread quickly, Fengming Restaurant became even more popular, and private rooms were in short supply, with all reservations made in the next few days.

When it was dark, some courtiers who were on duty came to drink and dine. When they saw the sign, instead of getting angry, they started to criticize it happily.

If this incident had happened during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Shi En and others would definitely have been imprisoned, or even executed.

But the Song Dynasty did not have such a trend and was quite open-minded.

For example, after Qin Hui framed Yue Fei, vendors in Hangzhou invented fried dough sticks, cypress wrapped with green onions and other foods. Even the courtiers bought and ate them, and the court did not see any literary inquisition.

When Cai Jing retired from old age and returned to his hometown, he transported several carts of gold and silver treasures, but the people along the way did not sell him anything to eat. A generation of traitors starved to death on the road.

The people have backbone, but they encountered a court that was not worthy of them.

Su Yuanjing had a banquet tonight. He came to Fengming Restaurant in a sedan chair. When he saw this sign, he just smiled bitterly:

"Let's tear it down tomorrow. Don't make too much trouble."

Li Si quickly took the order:

"Follow Taiwei Jun's order!"

As one of the few good officials in the Water Margin story, Su Yuanjing had a close relationship with Wen Huanzhang. Shi En and others showed their kindness to him many times after they came to Kaifeng.

Now Su Taiwei is one of the backers of Fengming Restaurant, but he does not take any shares and only comes here for meals occasionally, which seems to be like a friendship between gentlemen.

After Su Yuanjing went upstairs, Shi En quickly went to say hello. After serving all the dishes, he also presented today's newly cooked roast chicken to the officials for tasting.

In the backyard, Shi Jin put on his night clothes, put on a black backpack, took out his cell phone and took a selfie of himself.

Shi Qian on the side asked:

"Choose a name for yourself, Weizhou Hero, Huayin Young Hero, Guanzhong Shuaixia, Fengming Hero, Tattooed Dragon Hero, Nine Dragon Hero... which one do you think is better?"

"It doesn't feel very good. Don't you have the kind of heroic title that makes people shine?"

"I can't remember it for a while, so you can figure it out yourself."

Shi Jin was also a name-breaker. He couldn't use his real name or even reveal his surname, lest the court would arrest him and harm others, so he finally chose the title Weizhou Hero.

I hope the court will not go to Weizhou to arrest people with great fanfare... Shi Jin dressed up properly, and followed Shi Qian's instructions, hanging weapons and equipment such as general thorns, flying claws, blow darts, and Sichuan crossbows on his body.

With everything ready, the two of them took advantage of the darkness and left the backyard of Fengming Restaurant one after another and went straight to the Xixia Post House where the Xixia envoy lived.

When we arrived at the place, we first sent out a drone to check the defense situation. After the laxative incident, the defense level in the Xixia Post House was obviously much higher. Not only were there patrols from the imperial court in the yard, but there were even hidden sentries on the roof.

Damn, if we use this kind of power to attack Xixia, the territory of the Song Dynasty will not be so small.

Shi Qian thought for a moment, then led Shi Jin to the Liao State Posthouse not far away and stole a carriage from inside.

Shi Qian changed his clothes, sat on the shaft of the carriage, and drove the carriage to the street in a swaggering manner. Shi Jin got into the carriage and made a torch with the small can of kerosene he always had with him.

When passing by the Xixia Post House, he opened the car window, lit the torch, threw it into the wooden house near the gate, and shouted:

"Xixia dog, get out of Tokyo, get out of the Central Plains!"

The carriage passed by at great speed, and just as the soldiers at the door were about to give chase, they found that the house was set on fire and rushed to put out the fire.

However, the kerosene from the torch soaked into the house, and the fire quickly broke out, making it impossible to rescue. The surrounding soldiers were busy fetching water, and there was a loophole in the guard.

Shi Qian casually threw the carriage into the street and found that the whistle on the roof had left. The two climbed over the wall and found the Xixia envoy who was about to go out to avoid the fire.

When Shi Jin was there, before the envoy could speak, he was struck in the back of the head with a knife, and he fainted immediately.

The two took advantage of the chaos to smuggle out the envoy who had offended everyone, found an abandoned yard, and tried all kinds of torture to torture the envoy.

While he had nothing to do, Shi Qian also asked about Xixia's bribery list, and the names of many courtiers were clearly listed.

This time the increase in the New Year's Coin was originally a show agreed upon by both parties, but the matter ended because the ministers had diarrhea for no apparent reason.

After taking care of this matter, Shi Qian found the secret passage of Song Huizong's private meeting with Master Li according to the original description of "Water Margin" and left some calligraphy treasures in it.

Early the next morning, outside Suizao Gate, many Tokyo residents were waiting to leave the city. Suddenly, they found a corpse hanging on the city gate. Judging from the dress, it was the Xixia envoy.

There are also a few lines of large characters on the wall next to it:

"Hero Weizhou, while traveling here, I encountered a Western Xia dog thief and taught him a lesson. If you arouse people's anger again, I will kill you!"

When the soldiers guarding the city saw it, they quickly took brushes and other objects and planned to erase these words.

The words Naihe were sprayed on with self-spray paint, and it would be difficult to wash them off unless they were scraped off the wall bit by bit.

In less than two hours, the name of Weizhou Hero spread throughout the city of Tokyo, and many people even came by carriage to pay homage to these handwritings.

The officials of Honglu Temple were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, not knowing what to do.

As for the person in charge of the case, Choujun Ma Xuanzan, he escaped because he was detained in advance.

After hearing this in prison, Xuanzan was extremely happy:

"Zhongyuan Erlang, there is finally a brave man. It's a pity that he is in jail, otherwise he would have drank three hundred cups with that hero!"

The death of the Xixia envoy caused an uproar in Tokyo, and even Cai Jing and others were afraid.

It is not that they are worried about the revenge of the Xixia people, but that this mysterious Weizhou hero can actually kidnap and kill the Xixia envoys in front of everyone. If this comes to the Taishi Mansion and the Taiwei Mansion, the consequences will be disastrous.

Security has been stepped up at the homes of half of the DPRK and Chinese officials, and some have even moved directly to the military camps, highlighting a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death.

As for Huizong, he also quietly strengthened the imperial guards in the palace.

The handwriting left by the Weizhou hero was actually found in the secret passage, which made Huizong, who was originally in high spirits, suddenly wilted and even felt a little scared.

He ordered the golden gun teacher Xu Ning to protect him personally, and also transferred many instructors from the Forbidden Army to be responsible for the security of the palace.

In the backyard of Fengming Restaurant, Shi Jin listened to these rumors and took a sip of tea happily:

"It's a pity that Brother Yan Qing and the others are not here. Otherwise, if we join forces, we will definitely cause a big mess."

If Yan Qing, Shi Xiu, Yang Lin and others were there, not only the Xixia envoys would be unlucky last night, but the commotion would be even greater, and the people would probably be happier.

Shi En came to the backyard muttering and said:

"Early in the morning, all the meat in the city was sold out. When the people heard about this, they wanted to have a good meal to celebrate even if they borrowed money... If it triggers a war, will we be tainted by the cause and effect?"

Shi Qian hugged the poodle in his arms and said:

"The Song Dynasty is corrupt, and Xixia is not much better. No one can start a war. The Western Army keeps fighting just to get military expenses."

At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, not only the Song Dynasty, but also Daliao and Xixia were like mud on the wall. No one could blame anyone. Therefore, when the Jin Kingdom suddenly emerged, these countries were completely defeated and vulnerable.

In the later period, the Jin Kingdom was even more corrupt than the Song Dynasty, and was eventually taken away by Genghis Khan.

Shi Jin asked:

"Uncle Huang will not follow the old path of the Song Dynasty in the future, right?"

"No, our routes are fundamentally different. In the Song Dynasty, the scholar-bureaucrat class was in power and they monopolized a large amount of land, but we are the people who are the masters of the country and put the people first."

Lehe ate the steamed bun slices fried in the kitchen and said thoughtfully:

"The Xixia envoy is dead, and Xuan Zan has not committed any crime. What do you think the court will do with him?"

Privy Council officials are also worried about this issue.

There is no rule of law, because all evidence shows that Xuanzan had nothing to do with the death of the Xixia envoy. He even avoided all suspicion because he was impeached.

But if Xuanzan is released, the courtiers will not agree. After all, he said everything during the impeachment. Even if Xuanzan is released now, he may not forgive everyone.

A Weizhou hero who comes and goes without a trace is already a headache. If another one is released to praise his martial arts skills, the city of Tokyo may become a river of blood.

There was no way to let him go, and there was no crime to be beheaded. The county king did list some charges, such as stealing the princess's jewelry, seizing the princess's maids, etc. The meaning was very obvious. Even if the person who praised him did not die, he would still have to give it to him. Sent thousands of miles away, out of sight.

The people in the Privy Council received the benefits, so naturally they had to help the prince solve the problem.

This group of people thought hard, and based on the charges provided by the county king and some other reasons, they finally decided to sentence Xuanzanzang to fifty canes and exile him to the prison city of Xingzhou.

The good-looking county horse suddenly transformed into a sentenced prisoner.

Shi En was overjoyed when he got this piece of information.

Xingzhou happens to be passing through Handan. When the time comes, Mr. Guan will show up in person. I don’t have to worry about the general being unmoved. Besides, even if he doesn’t go to Handan, Xingzhou still has Ma Lin. Winning over a desperate Xuanzan is not a trivial matter. Well.

He wrote down the matter in a notebook, saved it as an electronic document, and then stored it in two different USB flash drives, and asked his men to leave the city and send them to Qilin Village.

You don’t have to worry about the USB flash drive being cracked, and you don’t feel bad if you lose it. It can be used to transmit information.

In the past two days, Shi Jin went to teahouses and restaurants when he had nothing to do. He heard that the scholar told the story of Weizhou heroes, such as Weizhou heroes outsmarting the Black Dragon Village, Weizhou heroes bravely capturing the murderous tiger, and Weizhou heroes shaking Guandong three times. He was very happy to hear the story.

After the show is over, this guy will quietly find the storyteller and add more details to the story to make it more authentic... Well, these storytellers are all underlings of the Intelligence Department and were deliberately released by Shi En.

The common people knew very little about the heroes of Weizhou, so before their impression was established, they promoted more positive stories to prevent the court from throwing dirty water on him.

In fact, these storytellers were invited to the Yamen as soon as they started talking about the heroes of Weizhou.

But they swore that it was a fabricated story and that they did not know the Weizhou heroes at all. The government could not find any evidence and had to let him go.

From that day on, every time they tell a story, they will make a special statement that this story is purely fabricated. If there is any coincidence, they will ask the Weizhou heroes to confront it.

However, the more this happens, the more people like to listen to the stories of Weizhou heroes. There are even boring literati who make up stories about Weizhou heroes bravely entering Yichun Tower, fighting thirteen women at night, defeating the white-haired Western Princess, etc. The joke made Shi Jin so angry.

He was just about to go find these scholars to reason, and he heard that many ladies and ladies in the capital liked to hear such stories, so he immediately gave up the idea of ​​beating them up.

We are heroes, how can we bully the weak?

In the real world, Li Yu looked at the scene broadcast by his old mother in front of the statue, and said with a smile:

"Shi Jin has always wanted to be a knight, and now he finally got what he wanted. Shi Qian really knows how to please others."

The Queen cut off the broadcast and talked about the fact that the Conferred God World was about to wipe out the Mosquito Taoist:

"His traces have been found. A saint wanted to wipe out the traces, but was blocked by the Tai Chi diagram... Once the Mosquito Taoist is destroyed, you can start to open the Journey to the West world!"

Li Yu: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Damn it, is the Journey to the West finally going to open?

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Today, 10,000 words have been completed. It's the last day of the month. I'm begging for monthly tickets, brothers!