Chapter 449 Zhao Yun: Can I Borrow Money for My Merits? [Ask for Monthly Tickets]
"Zilong, just say what you want to say. We are family, no need to be polite!"
Lv Bu put a piece of beef tendon into his mouth. It was very fragrant when chewed, and the meat tendons inside added a lot of taste. Then he took a sip of white wine, which was delicious.
Zhao Yun said:
"Yun's parents died early, and my brother took care of everything at home, and he got sick. Although he has married and had children, his health is getting worse. Yun wants to take his brother's family to the real world to treat his body. I wonder if it will cause trouble to you."
Hearing this, Lu Bu waved his hand:
"Everything has been arranged there. The hospital has been informed of everything. As long as you go, you can be hospitalized directly for a full body check-up... Of course, here, the gods can also cure diseases. The fourth mistress of the homestay, Yunxiao Niangniang, can not only cure diseases, but also prolong life. Han Sheng's son, my good boy My disciple Xu'er's lung disease was cured by Lady Yunxiao. " Zhao Yun still hasn't gotten used to the fact that there are gods behind him: "If we ask the gods to help, will it bring karma to them?" Sister Yun, you are really honest... Lu Bu drank the white wine in the cup and said seriously: "There is indeed a certain karma, otherwise the gods can just bring blessings and make all the people safe and healthy, so that they don't have to endure the torture of birth, old age, sickness and death. How great it is." Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun cupped his hands: "Then Yun should take brother to the real world. It is really a blessing for the gods to help our Han Dynasty. It's rare, our family affairs are small, we can't add more cause and effect to the gods. "
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost heated, Lu Bu rubbed his hands and asked Changshan's general: "Zilong, have you heard of Buddhism?"
"I have heard of it. It is said to come from the Western Regions. Now there are people in the south who preach and persuade people to endure, saying that suffering is for the next life... Why did Wenhou suddenly ask this?"
Lu Bu picked up the onion and took a bite:
"In the mythology, Buddhism was born out of Western religion, and Western religion was established by two Western saints. At that time, Western religion was short of talents and was not enough to become saints, but those two guys thought about it. He came up with a way to become a saint by taking out a loan, and made a great wish in front of the Heavenly Dao, and then he became a saint..."
He was telling the story in Fengshen in a fluent manner, and when he was getting excited, a muffled thunder sounded outside, which ended his complaints and slanders against Zhunti in advance:
"Others can take out loans, and you can also take out a loan with merit in front of my master. For example, after helping your brother cure his illness, you can lead troops to eliminate a grassland race; lead troops to take over the North Sea, which is Lake Baikal; or go on an expedition to Central Asia, etc., all of which can be wished for loans. "
Since Zilong handed over the pillow, we would be sorry for such a good opportunity if we don't use a routine.
Although Zhao Zilong in the original novel was decisive in killing, he basically fought wherever he was pointed. We had to stimulate his subjective initiative and move closer to being a general... After making a great wish, Zhao Yun, who didn't like to owe debts, would naturally work hard in this direction.
And owing merits would make Zhao Zilong more skilled in fighting. Maybe as soon as he arrived in the world of Water Margin and Yue Fei, he would go all the way north to the grassland to collect money.
Zhao Yun felt embarrassed after hearing this:
"Isn't this too little? If I don't destroy a few countries, I always feel sorry for the help of the gods."
Lv Bu: ????????????????????????
Good guy, you are still bargaining here, right?
If the gods know this, they will definitely try their best to fleece you, right?
If the timing is not right now, he really wants to urge Zhao Yun to make a wish quickly and give his master some merits first.
However, this kind of thing should be done with caution. It is better to wait until Zhao Yun's family is picked up and make a wish in Chang'an. It is just right for Zhang Lu to preside over this ceremony and get some credit.
In Lu Bu's opinion, he is not afraid of curing diseases no matter where he is.
There are Zhang Zhongjing and Hua Tuo on the Three Kingdoms side, and An Daoquan on the Water Margin side, who can cure all diseases except kidney deficiency. As for the gods, let alone, both sides can ask the gods to help.
In the real world, the choices will be smaller, but you can ask Dun Dun for help. As long as you are lucky enough, any difficult and complicated disease can be cured.
Zhao Yun felt relieved and took up his wine glass to toast Lu Bu:
"Thank you for your advice, Wen Hou. I am grateful!"
"It's too formal to say that. We are family. When your family arrives in the real world, you can study for a while. It will be good for you."
Zhao Yun asked:
"What if you want to stay?"
"That's no problem. Just register a household registration... No, do you want to settle down in the real world?"
Lu Bu was still waiting to hear Xuande's praise. If Yunmei settled in the real world, he would not hear Xuande's rainbow fart!
Zhao Yun put a mouthful of pork head meat into his mouth:
"It's not me, it's my brother's family. If he can settle down in the real world, Yun will have no worries, he can also rest well, and he doesn't need to worry about his family."
Settling down in the real world still requires work... Lu Bu muttered in his heart, thinking that he should tell Li Yu about this matter in advance and make arrangements in advance.
Household registration, ID card, work, housing, and children's schooling, etc.... All these must be prepared properly, and it is best to get them all done before Zhao Yun leaves, so that he doesn't miss his family.
"Yun is really sorry to disturb you like this."
Zhao Yun took a big sip of white wine from the wine glass and said grateful words.
Lu Bu had a smile on his face:
"If you go to the real world, my brother Li Xian will probably wake up laughing in his dreams."
"Mr. Yun has given too much to the world in our book. When he goes to the emperor's uncle in the future, Yun will definitely expand the territory to repay Mr. Yun's kindness and not let him work too hard!"
At the same time, in Room 202 of the B&B, the empress in a nurse's uniform leaned on Li Yu's arms, with a little fatigue in her voice:
"What do you mean by overwork? You lied to me on top. I don't think you are tired at all."
"You are the emperor, isn't it reasonable for you to be on top?"
Mu Guiying arched her arm into Li Yu's arms:
"Husband, I can't leave you more and more, what should I do?"
"Then don't leave. Anyway, after the household registration book comes down, you have to stay here for a long time... By the way, I have to ask your sister Zhou tomorrow. It's been two or three months, and the household registration book should have been done."
The empress rolled her eyes and began to make three rules with Li Yu:
"First, you can't force me to go to school!"
"Second, you have to pamper me like you pamper the fairy cicada!"
"Third, when sister Zhou punishes me to kneel and beats me, you have to stand up and help me!"
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Let's not talk about going to school and pampering you. How could Professor Zhou hit you?
Even if he hit me, he would beat me up with you and Xiaochan, or torture me in different ways all day long, and treat me like a servant every day.
Work and cook during the day, wash feet and warm the bed at night... Li Yu touched the slippery fabric on the empress and whispered:
"It's a bit early to go to bed now, how about we... work overtime?"
"The queen really saved her energy, I will punish you for deceiving the emperor!"
The couple hugged each other and discussed the harmony and beauty of life again. The empress rode her horse and whipped her, charging repeatedly, but was finally beaten by Li, who was at ease and had no power to resist.
In the Water Margin Yue Fei world, Wang Sheng pushed away the two popular courtesans next to him, changed into new clothes, dressed neatly, and went to the home of Liang Zhongshu, the prime minister left behind in Daming Mansion with gifts.
Liang Zhongshu's name is Liang Shijie. Before coming to the capital, he served as Zhongshu Sheren in Zhongshu Province, so he was called Liang Zhongshu.
In fact, the resident Xianggong has higher authority. He controls the military and political power of BJ Damingfu and is also responsible for taxation and other work. He is simply the local emperor of Damingfu.
But Wen Huanzhang once said that in the officialdom contempt chain of the Song Dynasty, no matter how powerful the local officials are, they will still be three points lower when they meet the Beijing officials. Moreover, Zhongshu Sheren is a position to serve the emperor. Therefore, although he is a resident Xianggong, Liang Shijie still likes others to call him Liang Zhongshu, which can not only keep the dignity of the Beijing official, but also give people a feeling of not forgetting the grace of His Majesty.
In short, this title is tied to his name, so many people only know Liang Zhongshu, but not Liang Shijie.
When Wang Sheng went to visit Liang Shijie with gifts, Shan Xiongxin and Hu Sanniang, dressed in brocade, walked into the Taoist temple in the south of the city side by side, followed by a dozen servants with various gifts.
After entering, Lao Dan first burned incense to the Three Pure Ones and donated 100 taels of incense money. He then listened to the abbot on duty in the main hall talking about a Taoist scripture, and then he proposed to find a Taoist priest who was proficient in Feng Shui to look after the ancestral graves at home.
Upon hearing this, the abbot on duty solemnly recommended:
"Yesterday, a Taoist priest from another place came to hang out. He seemed young, but his Taoism was very profound. Several families in the city wanted to invite him to look at Feng Shui. If you are interested..."
Hearing this, Lao Dan, who was good at dealing with people, immediately reacted. He waved his hand, and the servant behind him opened the package he brought with him and handed it to him.
Lao Dan took it in his hand and, like Kong Yiji, he put out five silver ingots of 20 taels:
"Add another 100 taels of incense money, and please introduce me to the abbot."
"Okay, okay, please come this way!"
Soon, the couple saw Xie Yingdeng, who was meditating and breathing in the backyard of the Taoist temple.
After the abbot left, Xie Yingdeng stood up and bowed respectfully to Shan Xiongxin:
"Greetings, second brother, and sister-in-law!"
When they fought against Handan City a few days ago, although they fought side by side, Shan Xiongxin and Hu Sanniang returned to the mountain stronghold west of Daming Prefecture not long after they captured Handan City. Xie Yingdeng and Shan Xiongxin, two strangers, had not had a good chat.
Now that they met again in Daming Prefecture, the two could talk freely.
Shan Xiongxin said:
"This is not a place to talk. I have bought a restaurant nearby. Why don't you go over there with me? Let's eat and drink and have a good chat."
Bought a restaurant?
Xie Yingdeng asked curiously:
"Are you planning to open a Fengming Restaurant in Damingfu?"
Shan Xiongxin nodded and said:
"My third wife and I are in Handan this time. We think that instead of paying for intelligence, we should collect intelligence and make money... There is Fengmingxuan in Zhendingfu, Fengming Restaurant in Tokyo Kaifeng, and Fengming Restaurant in Handan City. We plan to open a Fengming Garden. What do you think, brother?"
Xie Yingdeng waved his whisk:
"Then I have to go and check the Feng Shui for you."
I have been checking Feng Shui for others. Now that my family is opening a restaurant, I have to take a good look to avoid any mistakes.
On the way, Xie Yingdeng asked:
"Do you need a calligraphy from you?"
"That's exactly what I meant, but your calligraphy is average. I actually want the calligraphy of Minister Cai or Mr. Wenhe."
Minister Cai is Cai Yong. As a great calligrapher who has left his name in history, his calligraphy works are indeed more beautiful.
Hearing her husband say this, Hu Sanniang took Lao Shan's arm:
"Sir, you are the Holy Son of the Human Race. Isn't it a bit rude for your husband to say this?"
Shan Xiongxin said with a smile:
"This is just the truth. Brother Xie Xian and I have stayed in a B&B, and I know your master's calligraphy skills..."
He told Hu Sanniang about the real world, about homestays and Zhao Dahu's Dragon King Village, and also talked about movies, amusement parks, shopping malls, supermarkets, etc. Hearing that Hu Sanniang was very excited, she wanted to go and experience the real world.
When they came to the restaurant they bought, Xie Yingden looked at it and said:
"It's easy to rush straight to the gate from the opposite street. You need to use strong objects to block the evil spirit from the door... Don't let Cai Shang write the plaque on the door. Change it to a military commander."
Shan Xiongxin asked:
"Who do you think writes better?"
"Wen Hou Lu Bu!"
To break this kind of evil situation, just let a general who licks blood with his sword come forward. If it is a more serious evil situation, then let the emperors of various worlds or human gods such as Guan Yu, Yue Fei and Zhuge Liang write it.
But the current situation is not that serious, and the fun-loving Lu Bu can handle it.
When he walked into the restaurant, it was closed. Shan Xiongxin was ready to decorate it. The chairs were all replaced with leather-covered soft chairs from the real world. The table was a plexiglass-topped dining table. There was a round table with a turntable in the private room.
As for the plates, they are all replaced with real-world craft plates, and the wine glasses are replaced with glass cups, focusing on a modern and simple style.
However, in the real world, simplicity is the trend. In the Song Dynasty, it was a completely new trend.
When we came upstairs, wine and food were prepared in one of the private rooms.
Shan Xiongxin said:
"When it's done, let Zhending Mansion and Handan support some chefs, and then ask Xiaoqi for a recipe for roast chicken, so that the people of Daming Mansion can have a try."
The three of them sat down. Hu Sanniang poured wine from a bottle for them. Xie Yingdeng thanked them repeatedly:
"Thank you sister-in-law!"
Hu Sanniang said:
"Don't say that. I watched "The Legend of Xing Tang" and I know that after my man went to the real world, you were the only one who cared about him. You even wrote to ask, sister-in-law, thank you for making my man not look like a joke. "
Xie Yingdeng said quickly:
"Second brother Shan is Yi Bo Yuntian. It was the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties who were sorry for him."
Shan Xiongxin has already looked past these things:
"Don't mention the past again. Now that we have changed the world, we should start from the beginning... For this cup, I propose to pay tribute to Mr. Li. He has truly achieved the level of a god with a mortal body. Shan admires him very much!"
An ordinary person whose business was on the verge of bankruptcy accidentally opened up the world in the book, and then tirelessly provided help. This kind of spirit made Lao Dan admire him extremely.
The three of them drank wine and continued chatting.
In the inn on the other side, Chao Gai and the other three were enjoying themselves eating the cooked food they had bought and drinking the bulk wine they had brought.
I made some money by selling pears yesterday, so it becomes natural to improve my life today.
Of course, the wine for the three of them has been replaced by high-strength liquor sent by Shan Xiongxin. Drinking it will not only warm the body, but also satisfy the alcohol addiction of the three of them who have not drank for several days.
Ruan Xiaoer asked with a smile:
"Brother Chao has never suffered like this, are you still adapting to it now?"
Chao Gai took a bite of mutton:
"I grew up in a wealthy family, and became a Baozheng when I was young. I have never suffered hardship, but I have endured this kind of hardship steadily and willingly, especially after joining Qilin Village. Many opinions in the past were too one-sided. Yes, as a human being, you have to take a long-term view.”
The three of them all felt that they had chosen the right direction. San Ruan's mother now joined the textile team in Qilin Village. When they thought that the military uniforms they wore might have been sewn by their mothers themselves, Xiao Er and Xiao Wu were very proud. Happy.
Two streets away, Zhu Wu, who had also made money, led Yang Chun and Chen Da to sit in a restaurant, ordering four hot dishes, eating and drinking, and occasionally chatting about business details.
At a table not far away, a man ordered several dishes, but didn't move his chopsticks very much. He kept listening to the three people chatting with his ears. When he heard about it, he paid and left in a hurry, arriving at the gate of the left-behind Xianggong's mansion.
Not long after, Wang Sheng came out. The man hurried over and whispered a few words, and then left quickly.
Wang Sheng patted his head and said to himself:
"It seems like I'm really overthinking it, but a few of them are quite sensible, so let's go together tomorrow."
The next morning, as agreed before, everyone gathered at the north gate of Daming Mansion.
Wang Sheng looked at the cart pushed by Chao Gai and the others and asked:
"Did you really sell some pears?"
"Thanks to the boss, we met a knowledgeable buyer and asked for a cart of pears. We thought we couldn't go to Zhending with an empty cart, so we bought some dried dates, hoping to sell them to foreigners."
Zhu Wu also gained something and gave Wang Sheng a jade pen holder for his care.
Wang Sheng felt even happier when he got the gift, and even paid for lunch.
But while waiting for Dajian to eat, he secretly regretted it, because Chao Gai, Xiaoer and Xiaowu were so good at eating. Not only did they show off three large bowls of soup cakes, they also ate two drawers of steamed buns and several meatloaf. , It is simply a starving ghost.
Xie Yingdeng drank two cups of tea, ate a bowl of flat food (dumplings), and ordered two snacks. He ate better than Wang Sheng. Only then did everyone know that this Taoist priest helped a restaurant with feng shui yesterday and made five dollars. Ten taels of gold.
Nowadays, let alone Zhu Wu and Chao Gai, even Wang Sheng doesn't have so much money, so he is a wealthy Taoist priest.
Wang Sheng sat down in front of Xie Yingdeng and asked:
"Does the Taoist know how to read faces?"
Xie Yingden raised his head and glanced at him:
"I know a little bit about it, but let's make it clear first. Facial Feng Shui involves heavenly secrets, so the fees are relatively high."
Wang Sheng hurriedly said in a flattering manner:
"We have been traveling together all the way. This is a fate that has been cultivated for a hundred years. The Taoist priest always talks about money. The smell of copper is too strong."
Xie Yingdeng waved his whisk:
"Since it is fate, then I will reluctantly help you."
He stared at Wang Sheng for a while, first puzzled, then frowned, then took a breath of cold air, and even pinched the Taoist formula for a while.
Zhu Wu, Chao Gai and others who were eating around all turned their heads to look, which made Wang Sheng feel a little scared.
Just when he couldn't help asking, Xie Yingdeng finally spoke:
"Boss Wang has experienced many ups and downs in the early years, and he has suffered a lot..."
Wang Sheng's legs softened when he heard it, and he almost knelt down while holding the table.
Chao Gai on the side was convinced.
Damn, let alone professional knowledge such as Taoist scriptures, just the performance of frowning and calculating, our old Chao can't learn it at all.
No wonder Taoist Xie can make money, with his acting skills, he can easily beat a bunch of people in Liangshan... It's true that people get damned when compared to others, and goods get thrown away when compared to others!