Chapter 475 Bi Xiao: I Am Going to Assassinate Yuanshi Tianzun! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

The plot of Journey to the West has been completely changed. Naturally, Guanyin no longer needs to be involved in enlightening Tang Monk and escorting him to obtain scriptures, but falls on Ksitigarbha, the successor of Buddha.

From the riot at the Water and Land Dharma Ceremony in Chang'an to the final acquisition of the scriptures, all matters that required Guanyin's intervention were replaced by Ksitigarbha.

And when Wukong encounters any monster that is difficult to deal with, he does not need to go to the South China Sea for help. Instead, he goes directly to the underworld to shake Ksitigarbha in person, and by the way, he can also listen to it.

It is a great merit to save people who seek sutras, and Ksitigarbha is not willing to miss it.

As for Guanyin, let's first think about how to keep Taoist Cihang on Fengshen's side.

Xuanzang didn't know this yet, but he just felt that the contradictions in Buddhism were now almost open to the public, and the role of enlightening Buddhist scriptures probably had little to do with Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Li Yu reminded:

"If your senior brother Ksitigarbha goes to Chang'an for enlightenment and asks him to pay attention to Maitreya Buddha, Buddhism originally determined that the future Buddha will be Maitreya, and now Ksitigarbha is designated as the successor again, the other party will most likely not be able to swallow this breath."

Previously, Buddhism was in danger, and Ksitigarbha had to hide in the underworld. He only saved his life by making the great vow "I will not become a Buddha until hell is empty."

And Jin Chanzi needs to be reincarnated to avoid the murderous intention.

Now all the plots have changed. Maitreya, the Buddha from the east who traveled to the world from the west, might be up to something bad.

Xuanzang thanked Li Yu on behalf of his senior brother, and then said:

"Empress Nuwa has promised that if anyone takes action against senior brother, she will provide appropriate help to protect senior brother's life. As for the underworld, Empress Houtu is comparable to Taoist ancestors in the underworld, and no one can surpass it."

There are people protecting both sides, which is why Ksitigarbha leaves the place and wanders around whenever he has something to do.

Lu Bu became concerned about Li Shimin over there:

"Has there been any change in Li Shimin since he returned from the underworld?"

"I heard that I cried for a while and brought a lot of fruits as rewards to Changsun Wuji and others, but not to the Queen and Mr. Qin."

Both of these two people have already extended their lifespan, and there is a high probability that they will no longer need the fairy fruit.

While they were chatting, Mu Guiying came to the real world from Muke Village. Seeing everyone sitting in the pavilion chatting, she immediately took out a handkerchief embroidered with Bagua patterns from her arms and showed it off:

"Haha, Empress Shiji went to the Wa Palace to pay homage to Master. Seeing that I was well-behaved, she specially gave me a handkerchief. As long as I threw it out, I could summon a golden warrior to catch the person... I just tried it on the little fat man and scared him so much. Yelling."

Li Yu: "..."

If I remember correctly, this should be the Bagua Yunguang handkerchief used by Empress Shiji when she captured Li Jing, right?

As a human being, Li Jing was completely defenseless in front of this Bagua Yunguangpa, and the dignified general Chentangguan was taken away by Shi Ji.

As for Nezha, although he wanted to resist, his Qiankun Circle and Hun Tianling were of no use in front of Empress Shiji.

From a plot point of view, there is nothing wrong with what Empress Shiji did. For the sake of the three religions being one family, she didn’t care so much about Li Jing.

However, Taiyi's deflated calf thing was not the same thing as Nezha. Not only did he kill her boy, he turned around and burned Shiji alive, becoming the first immortal to be listed in Jiejiao.

Now that she has given the Bagua Yunguang Pa to the Queen, is she planning to hold her in her lap before the disaster comes?

Li Yu asked:

"Empress Shiji gave me a big gift as soon as we met. Did she make any request?"

Mu Guiying showed a horrified expression on her face:

"Husband, when did you learn how to calculate? You can even guess this. Isn't it amazing?"

Li Yu handed her a piece of watermelon and said:

"If someone suddenly gives you such a magic weapon, you must be asking for it."

"Empress Shiji wants a pendant of a good luck cat, or an ornament of a good luck cat. If sir can give it to me, she will also give me another handkerchief. It's called the Eight Diagrams Dragon Beard Handkerchief. Throw it out and you'll be able to take action." Catching people... It is said that Empress Qiongxiao used that handkerchief to catch pheasants, hares and other game, and she gained a lot."

Hearing the word Qiong Xiao, any unreasonable operation will become natural.

It's just that this way of treating the magic weapon as a hound would definitely make him vomit blood if the magic weapon had a spirit.

Li Yu said:

"You can bring her some pendants later. Fortunately, Dundun is diligent and these small pendants are easy to process. Otherwise, we would really be short of supply."

Empress Shi Ji must have known that pendants can increase luck, and Jie Jiao was notoriously unlucky, so she wanted to use Dun Dun's power to suppress it.

Lu Bu on the side looked at the colorful handkerchiefs, rubbed his hands and asked:

"Senior sister, when I arrest Ah Ma later, can you lend me this handkerchief so that I can scare him?"

Mu Guiying did not agree:

"Master said, don't use magic weapons to deal with mortals. It will bring karma to the maker of the magic weapons. When these magic weapons come into my hands, Master only allows them to hunt. They cannot be used unless their lives are at stake."

Then you just dealt with little Bao Zheng... Li Yu took the handkerchief and carefully looked at the Tai Chi Bagua diagram on it. He thought it was quite mysterious, but it was a pity that he couldn't understand it.

If Xie Yingdeng encounters a bottleneck or something later, he can ask Yue Fei to take the handkerchief over and let him understand.

Maybe it can speed up Xie Yingdeng's path to immortality.

Once he heard that it couldn't be used on mortals, Lu Bu lost interest. He loaded some watermelons on the electric fifth wheel and took it to Tianjing Pass, intending to reward the soldiers guarding the pass.

After he left, Xuanzang didn't stay long. He brought some snacks and fresh fruits to Li Shimin, then left and went back to start planning for the Land and Water Congress.

Yuwen Chengdu was idle, so he rode his bicycle to the Hanfu factory to work the night shift for Wu Song.

Wu Erlang has been busy in the book world these days. When he comes back occasionally, he either moves building materials or pulls concrete.

Now the signal tower in Handan City has been erected, and the base of Qilin Village has been concreted. When it is erected, Wu Song will go to Li Chun's manor to install a camouflaged base station.

After everyone left, Mu Guiying sat on Li Yu's lap and said with a smile:

"When I came just now, Zhang Daoling suddenly mentioned that he wanted to build a statue for Sister Yunxiao... When Sister Zhou comes back, you can wait to kneel on the washboard!"

Li Yu: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What does building a statue for Yunxiao have to do with Professor Zhou?

He asked puzzledly:

"What do you mean?"

"Are you playing dumb? Sister Yunxiao is tempted. I heard that Laojun specially gave her a purple gold gourd, which can be used to deal with the flying knife of the immortal in the future. Zhenyuan Daxian also gave her the stone skin of the Earth Book, which can be summoned to protect the body in an emergency... The Fourth Madam hasn't made the relationship clear yet, and everyone is trying to curry favor with her. Are you very proud?"

What a pride! I just want to prepare the washboard now, so as not to be beaten by Sister Zhou and vomit blood... Li Yu picked up a piece of watermelon and took a bite:

"Let's get through the catastrophe first. The development of each world is still unclear now. How can I think about these things... Yunxiao likes to eat ice skin mooncakes, right? I'll make some for her tomorrow."

"Tsk tsk, what about me who likes to eat big bones?"

"Also, do it... Make big bones stewed with ice skin mooncakes tomorrow."

The two finished eating the watermelon, cleaned up the melon skin, and then took a flashlight to the bottom of the cable bridge and pulled out a few ground traps that were placed in the morning near the water plants by the river.

After pouring out the catch, they actually harvested a small basket of miscellaneous fish, two catfish weighing more than one pound, and four or five eels.

After putting the bait in the trap and throwing it into the water, the two returned to the kitchen, kept the catfish and eels in the pool to spit out the mud and sand, and picked up the miscellaneous fish by the way, marinated them with scallions and ginger, and then fried them again.

Finally, it was made into a spicy taste with the dry pot method. Mu Guiying tasted it and couldn't wait to open a bottle of beer, sitting in the restaurant, eating and drinking happily.

This girl didn't catch up with dinner and always felt that she had suffered a great loss. Now that she has her own exclusive dishes, her face bloomed with a smile again.

Li Yu opened a can of high-concentration craft beer and ate and drank with her.

After eating and drinking, the queen was obviously drunk. She was supported by Li Yu and sent to room 202. Just as she was about to leave, she was entangled by the person on the bed...

When he woke up in the morning, Li Yu secretly kissed Mu girl, then put on his clothes and went downstairs to exercise.

When he came back from running, Lu Bu was hugging Dao Ge and talking to him. Little Shimin was sitting on the steps at the door, holding his cheeks with both hands, and his little face was full of worries.

"What's wrong? What difficulties have you encountered?"

"Someone went to the Changsun family to propose marriage. Sir, do you think my father-in-law will not agree to others?"

Let's put aside whether he can agree or not. You are so easy to call your father-in-law. Does Changsun Sheng know about this?

Li Yu thought that Changsun's brother and sister lost their father in their early years and grew up with their uncle Gao Shilian. Therefore, Gao Shilian has a high status in the Qin Wangfu. Even in the Lingyan Pavilion, the twenty-four heroes are ranked as high as sixth, higher than the military god Li Jing.

Of course, this kind of ranking generally combines the influence of various aspects. Each of the front ones represents the power of a group.

For example, Wei Zheng, who ranked fourth, represents the power of the prince Li Jiancheng's surrender, so even if it is just for show, Wei Zheng must be put in front.

And Li Xiaogong, who ranked second, represents the clan power and is the one who contributed the most in the clan.

Changsun Wuji, who ranked first, was not only Li Shimin's right-hand man for ascending the throne, but also represented the relatives of the emperor and the Guanlong nobles, so he was in a high position.

Gao Shilian, in addition to being Li Shimin's brother-in-law, also represented the old ministers of Wude, that is, Li Yuan's courtiers, so he was ranked relatively high.

If we only talk about military merit, it is estimated that the top ten are all those crude warriors who destroy the country at any time.

Li Yu had not eaten breakfast yet, and said to Li Shimin:

"Go to the study to check if there is any information about your father-in-law in the original work of "Xing Tang Zhuan". If not, check according to the official history to see when he died and see if he can be retained."

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin trotted to the study.

Li Yu came to the kitchen, served himself a bowl of shrimp porridge, and took two dishes to eat.

Lv Bu came to transport two trucks of solar panels last night, and organized people to install them this morning. At this moment, his group of soldiers are teaching people in Guannei to debug the equipment.

This guy had nothing to do, so he came to the real world, showed off his breakfast first, and then hugged Dao Ge to curry favor with the Heavenly Dao.

In the morning, Li Yu stewed the two catfishes caught yesterday with tofu in a casserole, and made eels into eel shreds, stir-fried them with chives, and added dry pot chicken wings and the sauced pork ribs that the empress had been thinking about, and the table was full of dishes.

When the meal was ready, he went upstairs to call Li Shimin for dinner, only to find that the little guy had left.

The computer page was full of information about Changsun Sheng, one of which showed that Changsun Wugou lost his father when he was eight years old, and it seemed to be this year.

Tsk, this little guy won't go back to save his father-in-law?

Since he is not here, everyone starts to eat.

After eating and drinking, Li Yu brought out the seven or eight kinds of fillings of various flavors prepared in the morning, including jujube paste, taro paste, coconut paste, custard, red bean paste, black sesame, and white lotus paste. He then brought over the cooked glutinous rice flour that he had kneaded in the morning and began to wrap the fillings.

This kind of dessert is actually not difficult to make. Just wrap it and put it into the mold to press out the shape. It's very simple.

It's a pity that Li Yu didn't know how to make chocolate lava mooncakes, otherwise he could let Yunxiao have a taste.

While Li Yu was making it, Mu Guiying took a bite of this and that. By the time Li Yu had made all the snowy mooncakes, she was almost full.

The finished snowy mooncakes were placed on a tray with baking paper and sprinkled with some icing sugar. This way, the taste is richer and more delicious.

"Husband, shall I go and deliver it to Sister Yunxiao now?"

"Wait a little longer, put it in the refrigerator first, so that it will be more enjoyable to eat with its icy taste."

"How thoughtful! If I were Sister Yunxiao, I would definitely jump into your arms and call you husband the first time... Hahaha, it seems that Sister Yunxiao can't do this. How about I pretend to be Sister Yunxiao tonight?"

Li Yu took a piece of snowy mooncake and stuffed it into the girl's mouth:

"Such a delicious mooncake can't stop your mouth?"

"Hey, is this cream ice cream flavored?"

There are a lot of skins today, so Li Yu simply took out a few ice creams from the refrigerator and wrapped them in the last few. Unexpectedly, the taste is not bad.

Soon, the finished snowy mooncakes were frozen. Mu Guiying put all the trays on the cart, pushed it back to Mu Ke Village, and then went to Wahuang Palace as soon as possible to honor her master.

"This thing tastes icy and delicious."

The queen tasted one and called Yunxiao over:

"My son heard that you like to eat snowy mooncakes, so he made some specially. Try them and see if you like them. If you like them, take them away."

Yunxiao tasted them and they were indeed delicious, but she didn't dare to ask for more. She took a few of each and planned to let her two sisters and brother Zhao Gongming taste them.

The queen waved her hand, and half of the snowy mooncakes were gone:

"Take the rest away. I said they were for you to eat, but how could I take just a few?"

Yun Xiao bowed, accepted all the mooncakes, and then said:

"Just now, Senior Brother Xuandu sent me a purple gold gourd on behalf of Laojun, saying that it was used to deal with the Immortal Slaying Flying Knife. May I ask the queen, will Taoist Lu Ya still be in cahoots with the Chan Sect this time?"

"In the future I saw, he was with the Chan Sect most of the time, so you have to be on guard."

In the original novel of "The Investiture of the Gods", Lu Ya was one of the few immortals who took the initiative to join the great calamity. He killed many Jiejiao members, and even killed Zhao Gongming.

When his calamity was over, he left, and gave the Immortal Slaying Flying Knife to Jiang Ziya.

Mu Guiying grabbed a handful of almonds from the coffee table and ate them:

"Master, what is the identity of Taoist Lu Ya?"

"He is a child of an old friend. I have warned him not to join the great calamity, let alone kill the Jiejiao immortals, but he didn't listen. Whether he lives or dies in the future has nothing to do with me."

I have reminded and warned those who should be reminded.

Although he is the son of an old friend, we don't have the habit of raising children for others.

If Lu Ya insists on joining the great calamity, then let it go. Even if he is beaten to death and listed on the Conferred God List, he can't blame others.

With this, Yunxiao said:

"When the Conferred God Platform is repaired, my brother and I will not hold back."

Now the Jiejiao side is very restrained, because even if they are beaten to death, they can't be on the list and can't occupy the position of God. Only when the Conferred God List is officially opened for business can they take action.

At that time, based on the principle of killing all who should be killed, the entire Chanjiao will be filled into the Conferred God List first, and if it is not enough, we will think of other ways.

In short, Jiejiao will not catch and release again this time, and use the tactic of adding fuel to the fire.

The Queen Mother instructed Yunxiao:

"If a saint attacks you, don't hesitate, just sacrifice the stone skin of the Earth Book and summon the Earth Book to protect your body. I will rush to it as soon as possible. No matter who it is, I will not let him go."

Although the saints are only Yuanshi and Zhunti now, Haotian can exert the strength comparable to the saints under the blessing of the Jade Emperor's golden body, and cannot be underestimated.

"Thank you, Queen Mother!"

"We are family, what are you thanking for? Go back and let Qiongxiao and the others taste it. If they like it, let my son make more later."

Yunxiao returned to the Conferred God World and distributed the snow skin mooncakes he brought to everyone. Not only the Golden Spirit Holy Mother and the Turtle Spirit Holy Mother had a share, but even the newly moved in Shiji Queen Mother also got several pieces.

Qiong Xiao took two bites of the snowy mooncake and frowned, feeling that things were not that simple:

"I love you so much, but you are indifferent. My hot love was extinguished by you and gradually turned into a cold one... Brother-in-law, please work harder and don't be discouraged!"

My brother-in-law sent me snowy mooncakes for no reason, it must be because my eldest sister didn't respond, and her heart became cold... Oh, how can I save this relationship? I'm so distressed!

Bi Xiao, who was playing "Assassin's Creed", took off his headphones and asked curiously:

"What are you mumbling about?"

"Nothing, I just feel that our happy life may be in trouble."

Bi Xiao looked at the second sister with contempt:

"You are talking nonsense all day long. If you are bored, can you go to the construction site to help?"

Now that the Human Race Sage Hall is under construction in full swing, the Meishan Seven Monsters are all helping there. Bi Xiao thinks that the second sister who is worried all day should also go there. If she does more work, she won't have any wild thoughts.

Qiong Xiao wanted to tell all the secrets, but she finally held back:

"You don't know how much pressure I'm under. Forget it, continue playing games. I'll go to play with Shiji next door."

After that, the girl flew out of the game room holding the mooncake.

Seeing her leave, Bi Xiao quit the game and opened a hidden encrypted document, which was densely filled with the names of the Chan Sect, and each name was followed by the Jie Sect immortals killed in the original book.

The Laozi who killed Yun Xiao was circled, and the Yuanshi Tianzun who killed the second sister was marked with the word "assassination" and a question mark.

Obviously, Bi Xiao was not sure that the assassination would succeed.

She opened a blank document, selected Microsoft YaHei, centered it, bolded it, and then wrote the title in size 3 font:

[Plan to Assassinate Yuanshi Tianzun]

After typing this line, Bixiao clenched her fists:

"Second sister is so stupid that she didn't even know she was sold out... I will use my life to protect the happiness of my eldest sister and second sister, and no one can stop me!"

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I have been drinking Chinese medicine these two days and feel much better. I also feel hot. I even turned on the air conditioner today. I will go for a checkup tomorrow and pack some more Chinese medicine. If there is no problem, I will resume two updates next Monday!