Chapter 499 Wukong, You Can Fight with the Speakers! [Monthly Votes Requested]

In the kitchen of the real world, Li Yu was preparing the evening reception banquet.

Sweet and sour spare ribs, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, cola chicken wings, braised prawns, stewed donkey meat, venison in a clay pot, stewed black pork with bamboo shoots, braised lamb with skin...

Mu Guiying was wearing an apron and helping out, pinching a piece from time to time to taste the flavor, and then walking around the two electric casseroles next to her to smell the fragrance coming out of the pot.

The casseroles were stewed with tiger meat and bear meat sent by Yunxiao, all of which were taken from the three monsters of Gongzhou.

These meats contained a lot of spiritual power in the book world and looked crystal clear, but unfortunately, in the real world, they became ordinary meat.

"If someone takes a picture of this and posts it online, how many years will we be sentenced to?"

Mu Guiying has not eaten tiger meat yet. If it tastes good, then let the brothers of Mu Ke Village work hard to kill some tigers that harm the people to satisfy their cravings.

There is no need for the people in the village to do anything. The cloud light handkerchief given to this girl by Shiji Niangniang can easily catch tigers.

Li Yu picked up a piece of freshly prepared cherry meat and fed it to Mu Guiying:

"As long as no one takes a picture of the tiger's body, it is difficult to judge with just this piece of meat."

As the couple was discussing, Xuanzang walked into the restaurant.

He came to the kitchen door and saw all kinds of meat dishes inside. He couldn't help but chant a Buddhist name.

Mu Guiying saw him coming and came outside with a plate of amber walnuts:

"You can eat this, try it, I made it myself."

Xuanzang hurriedly thanked:

"Thank you for the reward, Holy Son Consort!"

Others can call Mu Guiying the third master's wife, but he can't, he is of a low generation, so he can only call her Holy Son Consort.

Xuanzang took the plate and didn't start eating immediately, but reported the progress:

"Wukong and I have dealt with the six thieves symbolizing the six roots, but unfortunately Wukong took action before they could speak. Senior brother said that this difficulty does not count, so I came to ask His Highness the Holy Son how to make up for this difficulty."

Hearing that there was something serious, Li Yu wiped his hands and came outside, carefully analyzing the twists and turns here.

According to the setting of the novel, the cause and effect of heaven and earth are too great, so disasters are sent down. Only after the creatures of heaven and earth survive the disasters can they survive, otherwise they will die.

This is the origin of the disasters of Fengshen and Journey to the West.

The disaster of Fengshen was realized with the help of King Wu's conquest of King Zhou, while the disaster of Journey to the West was reflected in the ninety-nine eighty-one disasters.

Only after all eighty-one disasters are overcome can the accumulated cause and effect of the three realms be eliminated.

After obtaining the scriptures, the four masters and apprentices survived eighty difficulties, so they urgently let the four masters and apprentices who were flying back to Datang fall from mid-air, and then were thrown into the river by the old turtle in Tongtian River, which wet the scriptures and barely made up for one more difficulty.

Mu Guiying sat aside and gave random ideas:

"Why not let Wukong find six more bandits and kill them again?"

Li Yu shook his head:

"According to the setting in the book, this will not help... The calamity is aimed at the three realms, but it actually has little impact on the human world. The life span of mortals is only a hundred years, and it doesn't matter whether there is a calamity or not. However, if the gods in heaven cannot survive this calamity, the impact will be great."

Xuan Zang was very smart and immediately followed this line of thought:

"So the most anxious one now is the heaven?"

Li Yu nodded:

"Yes, it should be the Heavenly Court. They have to find a way to create another disaster, or let a Buddha or Bodhisattva in Buddhism respond to the disaster. Anyway, in Buddhism, except for Tathagata, Ksitigarbha, and you and your three disciples, the rest are almost all enemies. There is nothing to worry about."

Hearing this, Xuanzang felt relieved:

"If so, then in the future, Wukong and I will directly skip the disasters involving mortals, and only target gods, demons, and not mortals."

Listen, this awareness alone is worth cultivating.

Li Yu said:

"Just move forward. If there are any enemies that you can't deal with, go to the Wahuang Palace or the underworld to ask for support, or find Zhenyuan Daxian."

"Thank you for your guidance, Your Highness the Holy Son!"

After talking about business, Xuanzang asked for fruit for his beloved disciple.

Li Yu pointed in the direction of the warehouse and said:

"Two large carts of fruit have just arrived in the warehouse. Guiying, go pick an electric five-wheeler for Xuanzang and let Wukong take it with him and eat it slowly."

"Okay, let's go, little Tang Seng, I'll take you there."

Mu Guiying took a disposable lunch box and packed the amber walnuts on the plate. She also prepared some pickled bamboo shoots, kimchi, watermelon bean paste, pickled mustard greens and other vegetarian dishes suitable for noodles and porridge for Tang Seng.

After Xuanzang thanked her, he followed her to the warehouse, loaded a full cart of fruit and brought it to the Journey to the West world.

As soon as the car appeared, Wukong jumped onto the car with a somersault, nimbly tore open a box of bananas, and ate while looking at the electric five-wheeler full of fruit:

"Is this the car that His Royal Highness the Son of Heaven sent us?"

"No, this is used to transport goods in the warehouse, and it can be used in several worlds... Wukong unloads the fruit, and I'll return the car."

Sun Wukong hooked his finger, and hundreds of boxes of fruit flew off the car and were received in a bag by him.

This was a gift from Taibai Jinxing, who said that it could hold a mountain. Wukong thought it was useless at the time, but he didn't expect it to be put to use so soon.

Xuan Zang said:

"Some fruits have seeds. After you eat them, remember to fly to the Tang Dynasty and plant them so that the people of the Tang Dynasty can also taste them."

"Okay, okay. I can fight dozens of times in the time it takes to drink a mouthful of water."

Xuan Zang sent the electric five-wheeler back to the warehouse in the real world. Just as he was about to leave, Mu Guiying gave him a Bluetooth outdoor speaker the size of a suitcase:

"Heroes have BGM when they appear. As the Monkey King, Sun Wukong is indispensable. I will pass on a few songs to you. When Wukong fights, you can play them to cheer for Wukong."

BGM?

Tang Seng felt that every time he came to the real world, he could always learn new and novel knowledge.

He asked curiously:

"Will it distract Goku?"

"No, on the contrary, it can increase Wukong's fighting power, but don't let him listen too much. If the Monkey King becomes more ambitious and attacks the Lingxiao Palace, there will be no way to end it."

"Don't worry, Holy Princess, Wukong is not a reckless person."

Xuanzang turned on the Bluetooth of his mobile phone and received the music transmitted by Mu Guiying, and was attracted by the name:

"What does "The Prelude to the Little Knife Club" mean? What does "Wang Jin Fights Gao Qiu" mean? Are these related to Wukong?"

Mu Guiying said:

"These songs actually don't have names. Whichever film and television drama adopts them first will be named directly after the clip... Don't worry about these, it's mainly music, which is more suitable for playing during fights."

There is always a saying on the Internet that Qiao Feng likes to fight while carrying a speaker. Now that there is a Monkey King carrying a speaker, I asked you if you are afraid!

Xuanzang learned how to operate the outdoor audio system, then dragged the lever back to the world of Journey to the West.

"Wukong, the Holy Princess has given you a good thing."

When Sun Wukong saw the stereo, he walked over curiously holding a banana, looked around, and asked uncertainly:

"Is this an electrical appliance?"

"Yes, this is a set of outdoor speakers. Let me try it out first."

Xuanzang turned on the stereo, connected it to Bluetooth, and deliberately turned the sound to the maximum. Then he turned on his mobile phone, flipped out the "Knife Club Overture" he had just received, and clicked to play.

As soon as the beginning of the suona sounded, Wukong's expression became agitated unconsciously. He threw the banana in his hand onto the carton, took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and somersaulted into the air. The whistling wind blew his The cloak rustled.

Xuanzang was startled and quickly turned off the sound. Wukong fell from the air with unfinished thoughts:

"What a great song. It seems like I am back to the time when I was making trouble in the sky... Master, next time I fight someone, please remember to play this song."

"Okay...you won't fight back to Nantianmen, right?"

Wukong put away the golden cudgel, picked up the half banana on the carton and took a bite:

"After all, my old grandson is a thousand years old. He has long lost the impulse and enthusiasm of young people. Now he just wants to get over the difficulties of 1981 and then report to the Wa Palace... Who will bully me in the future? I have Empress Nuwa to protect me.”

But after all, after finishing the banana, Monkey still asked Xuanzang to transfer all the songs to his mobile phone in a roundabout way, then put on the Bluetooth headset given by Li Yu and listened carefully.

Regardless of "The Prelude to the Little Knife Club" or "Wang Jin Fights Gao Qiu", Wukong was fascinated by it. Occasionally he would take out the golden hoop and smash the boulders on the roadside to pieces... He was not as calm and composed as a thousand-year-old man at all. .

The master and apprentice took a break, Xuanzang cooked himself a bowl of noodles, and Wukong continued to eat fruit.

"Master, when you get to Yingchoujian, don't forget to turn on the stereo. I'll scare Xiao Bailong."

"Okay, but don't beat him to death in a hurry. He has been sentenced to death. He can only survive by joining the Buddhist scripture-seeking team... The Heavenly Court is thinking of ways to weaken the Dragon Clan, without considering the sustainable development route. The Dragon Clan will become extinct sooner or later."

The reason why Little White Dragon was sentenced to death was because his biological father, the Dragon King of the West Sea, righteously exterminated his relatives and reported Little White Dragon's crime of rebellion to the Jade Emperor, who then sentenced him to death.

If it hadn't been for the matter of learning scriptures, while Wukong was still lying down at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Little White Dragon would have been pressed onto the dragon-slaying platform and had his head chopped off.

The book only praises the Dragon King of the West Sea for being sensible and righteous, but it does not mention the deeper content, which is why the Dragon King of the West Sea reported his son.

In "Journey to the West", all the punished dragons have one thing in common, that is, they have a rebellious spirit.

The Dragon King of Jinghe broke the law of heaven for gambling, the little white dragon disobeyed his father because of the marriage contract, the little black dragon wanted to avenge his father... Once the dragon clan chooses to go against heaven, it will be wiped out by the heaven.

Xuanzang felt that this should be related to the story before becoming a god. After the Buddhist scripture study was completed, the little white dragon would also serve in the empress's cave. He didn't know what special reward the little white dragon would receive.

In the original work of "Journey to the West", although the little white dragon has turned into a mount, he is brave, resourceful, affectionate and righteous, and is much better than Zhu Bajie who is noisy every day to divide his luggage and disperse.

For example, in the chapter of Kui Mulang, Sun Wukong was angered and Sha Monk and Zhu Bajie could not defeat Kui Mulang. In desperation, Xiao Bailong had to turn into a beautiful woman to offer wine to Kui Mulang.

After drinking, he danced with his sword to add to the fun and took the opportunity to assassinate Kui Mulang. Unfortunately, Kui Mulang was superior and not only escaped the assassination, but also injured Xiao Bailong with his backhand.

Xiao Bailong dragged his injured leg and fled back to the stable, and then tried hard to persuade Zhu Bajie to go to Huaguo Mountain to invite Sun Wukong. This was the plot where Wukong deceived Kui Mulang's inner elixir and almost beat him to death.

In the real world, the meal was almost ready, and Li Yu and Mu Guiying drove to the high-speed rail station.

In order to express their welcome to Professor Zhou and Xiaochan, they also bought bouquets and milk tea respectively, which was full of sense of ceremony.

When I arrived at the exit, I waited for about ten minutes before I saw two beautiful figures walking from a distance.

"Sister Guiying, this way!"

Diao Chan wanted to call Li Yu, but was worried about upsetting Zhou Ruotong, so she quickly called Mu Guiying.

Mu Guiying also cooperated and waited in front of the turnstile, and thoughtfully inserted the little girl's milk tea straw.

After checking in and leaving the station, Diao Chan and Mu Guiying hugged each other. She had experienced so much all over the world that she couldn't help but want to share it with someone.

Li Yu handed the rose in his hand to Zhou Ruotong:

"Daughter-in-law, welcome back."

"Thanks!"

Zhou Ruotong took the bouquet and milk tea, handed the suitcase to Li Yu, and said to Mu Guiying:

"Xiaochan and I bought you a gift."

"Thank you sister Zhou. I haven't seen you for a while. Sister Zhou has become more beautiful."

Mu Guiying felt guilty, and she was so obedient that she spread the word without paying for it.

Several people came to the parking lot, Li Yu put the suitcase in the trunk, then got in the car and left.

When shifting gears, he secretly touched Professor Zhou's white and tender hand, causing Professor Zhou to lightly slap the back of his hand.

Bad guy, not honest when driving.

Mu Guiying and Diao Chan were sitting in the back seat chatting, sometimes about giant pandas, sometimes about mountain scenery, as well as the beautiful scenery of the southwest, coastal scenery, etc.

For those who have never traveled far, all this is novel.

Zhou Ruotong said to Mu Guiying:

"Your household registration book and ID card have been processed. I will get them back tomorrow. You can stay here for a long time. If you are not busy anymore, let's go out and play."

"Thank you very much, Sister Zhou, Fairy Xiaochan, I am also a person in the real world like you!"

The three of them chatted while Li Yu drove quietly until he reached the entrance of the milk tea shop and then stopped on the side of the road to pick up the two cups of milk tea he had ordered for his old mother.

When they arrived at the scenic spot, Li Yu followed the route of the scenic tour bus until it came to the vicinity of the statue.

"Daughter-in-law, my mother has something to tell you, but she is so secretive that she doesn't tell me. The relationship between your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is so good, there is absolutely no room for me to express myself."

Zhou Ruotong smiled softly:

"You have to be upset to be happy, right?"

She got out of the car with milk tea and Diao Chan and went to say hello to her mother-in-law.

Mu Guiying sat in the car and asked guiltily:

"Do you want me to eavesdrop?"

Li Yu looked at the logistics information on his mobile phone and said:

"It's always been a one-person conversation in my head. You can't hear anything from the past, and if your brain breaks down, you'll have to be beaten."

Logistics information shows that a new set of salt-making equipment has recently arrived, and there are also about a dozen sets of small electric mills.

These devices will be sent to various worlds to help the people there to provide food and clothing and get rid of poverty.

Soon, Zhou Ruotong and Diao Chan came back.

As soon as they got in the car, Mu Guiying pulled Diao Chan and asked:

"What did my master tell you?"

"You complimented me on how beautiful I have become, and told me that I have grown taller. She told me to eat more, have fun during the summer vacation, and then study again when school starts... Recently, I saw a lot of children in the scenic area who were in a trance after studying, and I was afraid that I would too. Become like that."

Zhou Ruotong said:

"Your Majesty is right, have fun this summer vacation, and then study again when school starts."

Li Yu turned around and went back. As soon as he arrived at the B&B, he saw Lu Bu, Qiong Qiong, Yu Wen, Chengdu and Zi Shou sitting at the door, like the four kings.

Brother Qin probably never thought that he would be compared to a dwarf for his height of 1.9 meters.

In the courtyard of the B&B, Yue Fei, Liu Xie, and Li Shimin were chatting about mobile games. Wu Song was sitting on the steps next to Brother Dao, muttering something unknown.

In front of a money tree in the courtyard, Xuanzang, dressed in monk's robes, heard the sound of a car and took the initiative to come over.

Everyone came to the door and greeted Zhou Ruotong.

"Thank you everyone, you are Tang Seng, much younger than I thought."

Xuanzang quickly saluted:

"The Holy Princess is worried about her."

After saying hello, Xuanzang had to go on his way. He didn't stay long, apologized, and left the real world.

We were going to have dinner here later, and he, a person who didn't eat meat, was mixed in, which made everyone feel uncomfortable. In addition, Wukong was still waiting to go to Yingchou Stream to show off, so he had to go back quickly.

"This Tang Monk is much more sensible than imagined."

Zhou Ruotong was afraid of a crying monk, and occasionally a passage from a scripture. Now it seems that Xuanzang is completely different from the image in the book.

Li Yu said:

"The Tang Monk in the book has a mortal mentality, pedantic, afraid of death, and weak-minded; the current Xuanzang has a Buddha mentality, firm, courageous, and clear goals... Let's go, eat first, everyone is waiting to help you wash away the dust. ”

Zhou Ruotong took Li Yu's arm:

"The empress said that you have been working very hard during this period, so you should eat more later."

"Yeah, okay, good wife."

Everyone came to the small private room, and various dishes were already placed. Li Yu went to the kitchen and brought various stews over. After everything was ready, everyone started eating.

Diao Chan held a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and said:

“I’ve eaten a lot of sweet and sour pork ribs along the way, but the best ones are the ones we make at home.”

Mu Guiying quickly claimed credit:

"I chopped these ribs. How do they look? Are they the right size?"

Diao Chan quickly complimented her and said she would learn to cook from Mu Guiying.

"Haha, this is so simple. I'll teach you when you're not busy. I guarantee you'll learn it in no time!"

While the two were chatting, Liu Xie talked about the changes in Chang'an City:

"Liu Yan's eldest son Liu Fan secretly communicated with Shihou Wen and Shangshu Lang Wu Shuo, intending to lead people to Yizhou. The half-drunk Mr. Wenhe was keenly aware of it, and now they have all been captured."

Lü Bu became interested:

"How many officials did they collude with?"

Yuwen Chengdu also looked at Liu Xie, wanting to know how many officials in Chang'an City were involved in the commotion.

Liu Xie shook his head and said:

"There is no one. It's just the three of them who got together to make trouble. Wu Shuo and Hou Wen even called Liu Fan the Crown Prince... Mr. Wenhe said that the troops will be dispatched to Yizhou soon. Some necessary war materials will be transported to Hanzhong tomorrow. The trained troops will also begin to gather in Hanzhong."

Qin Qiong was more concerned about Jia Xu's condition:

"What does half drunk mean? Did Mr. Wenhe drink?"

"At noon, I went back from the B&B and brought some donkey meat. In addition, Mr. Wenhe was happy to find Fa Zheng, so he had a few drinks with Xun Yu. On the way back, he noticed that something was wrong with Hou Wen's family, so he arrested them overnight... Mr. Wenhe has decided to quit drinking. When he comes to the real world, he will pick up the glass again."

Wu Song said as soon as he heard it:

"When Mr. Wenhe comes to the real world, I will drink with him in person!"

Li Yu: "..."

With your alcohol tolerance, I'm afraid you can send Old Jia away on the spot, right?

But now there are indeed many things happening in each world, and there are many things to do in terms of aid. We really need someone to take charge in the real world... Lao Jia, please retire quickly. When you retire, I can take a break!

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