Chapter 537 Brother-in-Law, Can You Buy Me a Hydrogen Bomb? [Monthly Ticket Requested]

In mid-air, in order to prevent the equipment from being damaged due to uneven force, Wukong deliberately turned the golden cudgel into a wide and large flat plate, like a semi-trailer, to completely lift the equipment.

As he flew towards the Tang Dynasty, he was secretly proud:

"Xiao Erlang is not here. All the merits belong to Lao Sun alone. I don't know how many words can be written on the salt bag. If I can, I will write [The Great Sage Monkey King Sun Wukong in the Water Curtain Cave of the Flower and Fruit Mountain]" write down……"

Just as he was thinking happily, a handsome man with a dignified appearance appeared in front of him. He was tall and tall, with a face like a jade, wearing golden armor, and a vertical eye on his forehead. He was none other than Zhenjun Erlang, who had just left the Buddhist scripture-seeking team not long ago.

Around Erlang Shen, there were six immortal cultivators dressed as military generals. When they saw Wukong, the six of them quickly bowed their hands and saluted, each with their mouths sweeter than the other:

"I've met the Great Sage Brother!"

"See the Great Sage, we brothers are polite!"

"Brother Great Sage has worked hard for the human world. He is truly a blessing to our human race!"

"How can we trouble Brother Monkey King with such a trivial matter? We brothers can just help carry it. Brother Monkey King can just rest."

"..."

You little Erlang, you actually dare to cut off the beast...Wukong looked at Erlang Shen, his merits were about to be robbed!

Erlang Shen shrugged, holding a python still dripping blood in his hand:

"There is a python doing evil in the Qizhou area. It has eaten people in several villages. My brothers and I have just killed the snake and are preparing to ask the local mountain god for his crime."

As soon as he heard that there was a man-eating monster, Wukong became angry:

"What are you asking about? Just beat him to death. If there is a man-eating monster and you don't report it, death is not a pity!"

Erlang Shen said:

"It seems that it was reported, but the heavenly court did not deal with it... Recently, the three realms have become more and more chaotic, and the demons in the mortal world have begun to move around,"

"Xiaoerlang, where is Li Shimin now?"

"At the edge of the salt pond... Zhang Tianshi and Taibai Jinxing are also there. What are the instructions from the Great Sage?"

Wukong said:

"Send this python over and improve the food for the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty... Let Li Shimin re-canonize the mountain god land. From now on, the city god, land god, mountain god, and river god all need to be canonized by the Tang emperor. Otherwise, they will all be regarded as evil spirits."

Erlang Shen felt that once he did this, the gods residing in the mortal world would most likely panic:

"Is this the arrangement of His Royal Highness the Holy Son?"

"Of course!"

Since it is His Royal Highness the Son's plan, when you see Li Shimin later, you will have a good talk with him.

Kang Taiwei, one of the Six Friends of Meishan, raised his hands and asked:

"I dare to ask the Great Sage, what should I do if the land of the canonized mountain god still cannot stop the demons and monsters?"

"Ha, don't worry about this. The generals they canonize are all generals who sacrificed their lives for the country. The warriors who crawled out of the mountains of corpses and seas of blood are not something that mere demons and evil spirits can contend with."

Such immortals who are canonized after death are called Yin gods. If a demon dares to jump out to oppose them, then the Tenth Hall of Hell in the underworld should come over and say something.

When the time comes, judges like Zhong Kui will also come to the underworld to stretch their arms and legs.

If it can't be dealt with, Ksitigarbha will probably come to the world in person with Queen Houtu's decree to slay the demons.

The group continued to fly forward, and soon entered the territory of Datang, flew over Chang'an City, arrived at the Jiezhou Salt Pond on Hedong Road, and landed slowly.

Li Shimin led the civil servants and generals who had already made preparations. When they saw Wukong, they bowed:

"I've seen the Great Sage!"

Wukong quickly returned the gift:

"Your Majesty is a direct disciple of His Royal Highness the Holy Son. I cannot bear your courtesy... The equipment has been shipped. Lao Zhang, you are responsible for installing it."

"Okay, Great Sage, leave everything to me."

Wukong placed the equipment on the ground, took back the golden cudgel, and said to the Six Friends of Meishan:

"Don't you want to earn merit? Take a walk and carry the equipment with me."

When the six people heard this, they immediately flew up and followed Wukong away.

Erlang Shen threw the python in his hand into a nearby open space, and it immediately turned into a giant snake a hundred feet long:

"This snake has harmed the people of Qizhou and has been killed by this god. Your Majesty, please re-canonize the local mountain god, land city god and water god to prevent this situation from happening again."

Li Shimin did not expect such a situation to exist within the territory, so he quickly thanked:

"Thank you so much Erlang Xiansheng for eradicating demons and benefiting the people of the Tang Dynasty!"

"You're welcome. This is the arrangement of His Royal Highness the Holy Son. I'm just passing on a message... This snake is dead and its soul has been dispersed by this god. The flesh on its body is of great benefit to mortals. Your Majesty, please improve it for the soldiers." Let’s get some food.”

After saying that, Erlang Shen raised his hand, and the gallbladder of the dead snake flew out automatically, hovering in front of Taibai Jinxing:

"If the Immortal is not busy, you can make some medicinal wine for His Highness the Holy Son. This matter should not be difficult for the Immortal."

Taibai Jinxing did not expect that Erlang Shen would take the initiative to give him the opportunity to curry favor with His Highness the Holy Son, so he quickly used his magic weapon to put away the huge snake gallbladder in front of him:

"Thank you, True Lord. I will collect some heavenly materials and earthly treasures and brew a jar of fine medicinal wine for His Highness the Holy Son."

At this time, there were enough manpower to carry the equipment, and Erlang Shen had nothing to do. He used his magic power to level the land around the salt pond, creating an additional salt field of nearly 100,000 acres.

Fang Xuanling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, raised his hands and asked:

"I dare to ask the immortal, the salt field is so large, if all the salt fields are mined, what should we do if there is no salt available in a few years?"

Erlangshen pointed towards the west:

"There are still a large number of undeveloped salt lakes in Tubo territory. If you feel that there is not enough salt to eat, just lead the army to occupy it... The gods are only responsible for people's livelihood, not for war. If you lose, remember not to harm the people, otherwise His Highness the Holy Son will not happy."

Qin Qiong said:

"Don't worry, Immortal, if we lose the battle, we will wipe our necks and commit suicide before the Holy Son Palace can issue an order to blame!"

Zhang Daoling took out the cement that he had been refining and said with a smile:

"General Qin is in another world, but he is a brother to His Royal Highness the Holy Son. Even you said so, the soldiers of the three armies must do their best to kill the enemy bravely."

“Don’t dare to slack off when it comes to your responsibilities!”

While they were chatting, huge waves suddenly rolled up in the middle of the salt lake, and a deafening dragon roar came out.

Erlang Shen, Zhang Daoling, and Taibai Jinxing all showed their weapons to attack. Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong guarded Li Shimin, while Wei Zheng drew out the Eight-sided Han Sword given to him by Li Yu in case anything unexpected happened.

Soon, a little dragon was captured by Erlang Shen by its horns before it had time to cause trouble.

This is the Dragon King of Yanchi. He found that the landscape of Yanchi had changed and felt offended. He wanted to show off his power, but unexpectedly he kicked the iron plate and offended the most untouchable people in the Three Realms.

Wei Zheng took out the merit book of the underworld and began to check the flood records here.

"In the third year of Zhenguan, there was no wind and waves in the salt pond. Dozens of people on the shore were swept into the water and died on the spot."

"In the fifth year of Zhenguan, the salt pond flooded, hundreds of families downstream were displaced, and tens of thousands of acres of fertile land became saline-alkali land, making it impossible to cultivate."

"In the eighth year of Zhenguan, the Yanchi Lake was flooded and the floods raged until the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Thousands of people had no harvest and starved to death everywhere."

"Ten years of Zhenguan..."

Before Wei Zheng finished reading, Li Shimin was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, speaking in Shaanxi dialect:

"Baoshe, burn him to death!"

It's too cheap to behead him. Burning him to death is the biggest punishment for the Dragon King.

After scolding, Li Shimin personally flipped through the merit book and said with emotion:

"I don't know how many water gods and dragon kings there are in China who are causing trouble. Master's method is correct. All water gods are canonized by the imperial court. Those who are not canonized by the imperial court are evil spirits. Everyone can punish them!"

Zhang Daoling said to him:

"Now that Your Majesty has arrived at the edge of the salt pond, it's time to canonize the water god here."

Thinking of the dead and injured people, Li Shimin took a deep breath:

"Who does the Heavenly Master think is better to canonize?"

"The Yanchi will be the lifeblood of the Tang Dynasty from now on. Your Majesty can select one of the children who died in infancy and canonize him as the Water God of the Yanchi. This will not only benefit the people, but also allow him to see his children from time to time."

"That's very good. Thank you Heavenly Master for your guidance!"

While they were chatting, Wukong brought another batch of equipment with the Six Friends of Meishan. He saw a struggling little dragon lying on the surface of the salt pond, and many soldiers were collecting firewood on the shore. He asked curiously:

"What are you doing? Are you going to bake loaches?"

Wei Zheng handed the merit book to Wukong and told what happened. Wukong remembered the "Three-Body Problem" he had just watched and gave a very sincere suggestion:

"Use a simmer!"

Soon, all the equipment had been shipped, and there were also several trucks of blue iron sheets used to build the factory. As for wind turbines and the like, they would not be delivered until the evening.

Wu had nothing to do, so he cleaned up all the mud and other things at the bottom of the salt pond, expanded the depth, flew to the Tubo area, found a salt lake with a relatively high concentration of salt water, and directly poured half of the lake water into the salt pond.

With this operation, the salt production of the salt pond will double this year.

In the real world, Li Yu was sitting under the shade of a tree, eating the lunch delivered by Zi Shou - mutton braised pancakes.

Braised pancakes are not uncommon, they are a very common delicacy in North China, but Yunxiao made more than 300 braised pancakes at once, which is a bit impressive.

There is no place that wholesales shredded pancakes in Fengshen World. If Yunxiao wants to make this delicacy, he must first bake the pancakes, then cut them into strips, and finally cook them with the mutton.

The shredded pancakes must be soft while maintaining a chewy texture, and with the addition of mutton, bean sprouts, Shanghai greens and other side dishes, it can be considered a qualified mutton braised pancake.

Lu Bu grabbed the bottle and drank half a bottle of beer, then touched it with his elbow:

"With so many stewed cakes, how big of a pot does Yunxiao Empress use?"

Zi Shou took a bite of the braised pancake, took a big bite of the pork head Wu Song bought, and then said:

"Pot? Lady Yunxiao never uses a pot when cooking."

"No, what would she use if she didn't use a pot for cooking?"

"A pile of ingredients turned over and over in mid-air by itself, and it didn't take long for it to be ready. During this period, Empress Yunxiao was hoeing the ground, reading, and playing a game with Empress Qiongxiao and others. There was no delay at all."

Lu Bu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

How can a fairy cook so elegantly?

If there wasn't another mission, I really wanted to wipe my neck and join the master and become a god. Then we would also use our magical power to make a little fairy fried rice. Wouldn't it make Zhang San'er cry with greed?

In addition to the braised pancakes, Yunxiao also cooked an appetizing pot of spicy and sour egg soup, which is a perfect companion to the braised pancakes.

Zi Shou ate two pots of braised cakes and finally felt full.

Just at this moment, Xuanzang also transported all the equipment to the book world. Zishou quickly returned to the Fengshen World and brought a bowl of plain noodles made with various mushrooms and tofu:

"Master Xuanzang, this is the lunch that Empress Yunxiao made for you. Please accept it."

"Please tell your majesty Zishou to tell the empress, I will be very grateful!"

His Royal Highness the Holy Son is amazing, and the four Holy Sons and Concubines are not simple either. They are such an enviable family!

Xuanzang thanked Li Yu again, then sat down and started eating noodles.

Wu Song drove the semi-trailer out, and the convoy transporting equipment rumbled away.

Lu Bu finished two pots of braised cakes, drank a large bowl of egg soup, and patted his belly with satisfaction:

"Your Majesty Zishou, what are you having for dinner?"

If it's delicious, come and have a meal. If it's not, I won't come. I have to sort out the oil base affairs quickly and then go to Jiuyuan to set up water pumps.

Zi Shou said:

"It seems like eating pickled pork with pickles and steamed buns. The last time my mother-in-law did it, Immortal Zhao Gongming ate more than a hundred steamed buns, and several gods couldn't beat him."

Good guy, how many years has it been since the God of Wealth had good food?

Lu Bu set a timer on his tactical watch:

"I'll try it in the evening. Besides braised pork with pickled vegetables, what else is there?"

"Stewed crispy pork, braised chicken nuggets, crispy hairtail...the hairtail was caught by Immortal Zhao Gongming. The last time he caught transparent shrimps, there were not enough. There was a group of hairtails floating around, which was annoying. Zhao Xianchang was furious. Then I took it to Chaoge City."

With my uncle's level, he can come to the real world to live broadcast on Haihai... Li Yu took a bite of the braised pancake and said:

"Tell Yunxiao, there's no need to prepare steamed buns. I'll buy a few extra large rice cookers and steam some rice. I'll give everyone a try of rice this afternoon."

Lu Bu quickly asked:

"What should I do if the steamed buns ordered by my siblings are delivered? It would be a waste to throw them away..."

When this guy opened his mouth, Li Yu knew what he meant:

"How about you take it away?"

"Okay, then I'll just take it away... It's not because I'm thinking about those thousands of steamed buns, it's just because I don't want to waste food. Chengdu, don't you think so?"

Yuwen Chengdu couldn't help but laugh. He always felt that sooner or later he would be made shameless by the manager of the B&B.

Zi Shou returned to the world of gods and conveyed Li Yu's arrangement.

Yunxiao said:

"Let sir bring the rice here and let me steam it. I just watched a video on safe use of electricity. The bicycle graveyard is so messy and using electricity is very dangerous. It's better not to let sir get involved in the risk."

Why don't you two write a love letter? I'm embarrassed to say such things... Zishou muttered silently, came to the real world, conveyed Yun Xiao's words again, and then asked weakly:

"Sir, can you buy more rice? I'm worried that it won't be enough for Zhao Xianchang to eat alone."

This is too simple. Li Yu waved his hand:

"I will buy a few tons later, enough for you to eat... I will get you some upland rice seeds later, and you can plant some rice too, so that the people can also have a taste of rice."

After Li Yu had eaten and drank enough, he drove to buy five tons of rice and asked the store owner to drive it to the gate. Wu Song and Yuwen Chengdu jumped onto the electric fifth wheel and sent Zi Shou to the world of gods.

After Yunxiao received the rice, he specially brought some ice spring water from Tianshan Mountain. He was afraid that the water quality was too poor, so he buried the rice sent by Li Yu.

"Wow, so much rice. Did your husband give it to you?"

Qiong Xiao is like an avid CP fan, eating endless candies every day.

Yunxiao said:

"This is to prepare dinner for the soldiers. I will make more and give it to everyone to try... The teacher once said that the rice can also be popped with some popcorn. I will try it later. If it is possible, Qiongxiao, please remember to go to the female Please give some to the Wa Palace and the Hall of Human Sages, so don’t eat it secretly.”

"Okay, okay, I just want to hear what the queen has to say. I'll go as soon as you're ready."

Yunxiao waved his hand, and the rice bag automatically untied, and dozens of kilograms of rice flew out, suspended in mid-air. Then, the ball of rice was wrapped by divine power, gradually heated, and in less than ten minutes, it exploded one by one, becoming Perfect rice krispies.

At this time, a piece of malt sugar and two packets of white sugar flew from the kitchen, melted under the influence of divine power, and then mixed with the rice crackers.

Then, the popcorn deforms automatically and is squeezed into a thickness of three to four centimeters. When the temperature drops, the syrup solidifies, and the popcorn takes shape.

Yunxiao cut a small piece and tasted it, and said with some regret:

"It's still a bit too much sugar. I need to practice more in the future."

She divided all the rice krispies into evenly sized pieces, Qiong Xiao ate them, and then took the rice krispies for her use and flew out of the small courtyard where San Xiao lived.

First go to the Hall of Human Sages, place a few pieces in front of each sage, and then go to Nuwa Palace.

As soon as he entered the door, Qiong Xiao saw Lu Yue sitting cross-legged on the futon, as if he was using the quiet room of the Wa Palace to do scientific research again.

The Wa Palace is not limited by time and can accelerate or decelerate at will, making it very suitable for scientific research.

Qiong Xiao placed the rice cakes on the altar table and bowed respectfully:

"Hello, empress, the well-behaved and sensible Qiong Xiao is here to bring you food!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the empress's gentle voice rang in her mind:

"Your sister's craftsmanship is good, I like it very much."

"As long as the empress likes her, my sister loves life, is good at cooking, gentle and virtuous, and has a gentle temper. I hope my brother-in-law can take care of her more in the future and not bully her."

The empress was stunned:

"You came to me just to promote Yunxiao?"

"No, no, I'm here to report the progress to you. My sister secretly put on a ring. I heard from His Majesty Zishou that my husband happened to have a ring of the same style..."

"That one was made by Yunxiao. Tell me, what do you want your brother-in-law to do?"

"I really can't hide anything from the noble saint empress. I hope that my brother-in-law, who is as talented as a tree, gentle as jade, and bold as a jade, can buy me a small hydrogen bomb for my sister's sake. 500 Just the equivalent of 10,000 tons will do..."

Before the girl could finish her request, the empress rubbed her temples speechlessly:

"For another request, you can't buy this in the real world."

"Can the atomic bomb be used? I want to blow up the Kunlun Mountains. The power is too small to be useful."

"All weapons are contraband. Your brother-in-law can't buy them, and there's no place to buy them. You don't have to worry about the Tribulation of the Gods. Just play the game with peace of mind."

"oh……"

Qiong Xiao didn't expect that his plan was over before it was implemented.

She sighed slightly and was about to go back when Lu Yue, who was meditating beside her, suddenly jumped up excitedly:

"Haha, I finally used my divine power to simulate the effect of atomic fission. I feel like I can create a beautiful big firework that will be watched by the whole city. It will definitely be very powerful..."

Before he finished speaking, this scientist who was on the verge of committing suicide was taken into the map of mountains and rivers and the country by the empress, and he began to think about his mistakes.

Qiong Xiao: "..."

Did I hear it wrong? Junior Brother Lu Yue actually discovered the atomic bomb?

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