Chapter 539: Lu Bu: Sorry, My Master, Saint Wahuang! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Daughter-in-law, hurry up and try Yunxiao's cooking, it's so delicious!"

Zhou Ruotong came back from get off work and as soon as he walked into the bicycle cemetery, Li Yu quickly served a portion of rice with Yunxiao's braised pork with pickled vegetables and served it over attentively.

"It smells really good..."

Zhou Ruotong took the disposable lunch box and praised Yunxiao's cooking skills while eating, especially the fatty meat, which was steamed to a perfect temperature and could even be mixed with rice to make it super delicious.

At this time, most of the soldiers had already had dinner, and everyone sat together in small groups, chatting, gnawing watermelon, and eating to eat before working.

After a busy day, the pile of bicycles has obviously shrunk a bit, but due to heavy pressure for a long time, the bottom basically needs to be repaired. The progress will not be accelerated, but will even be slowed down.

Some usable parts were removed and kept as spare parts. Those that were completely damaged and unusable were kept together and transported back to Muke Village to be re-melted for steelmaking.

"Where's Guiying? Why didn't she come with such a delicious meal?"

"I went back to train the cavalry. I haven't come here yet. I'm about to ask Brother Dao to shake people."

Yunxiao finally made a move, and he had to let the noble Queen have a taste, so as not to complain in the future.

While they were chatting, Mu Guiying appeared in armor.

From the depth of winter to the sweltering heat of summer, Mu Guiying couldn't bear it even with her strengthened body:

"Wow, it's so hot. I feel like I need to eat ten or eight chocolates to cool down... Sister Zhou, what did you eat? This big fat piece of meat is simply a girl's dream meat!"

Can you stop being so arrogant and not be afraid of other girls cutting with you?

Li Yu stood up and served rice to her. He originally planned to use a disposable lunch box, but the girl turned back to Muke Village and brought two stainless steel basins, one large and one small:

"The lunch box is so wasteful, but I still like to eat out of a basin... This basin is for little Fat Yang. Eat more when you grow taller, otherwise you will become a thin man."

Then you still call me Xiao Feiyang... Li Yu took Li Fengyang's small steel basin and filled most of the basin with rice, and then various dishes.

"Little Feiyang doesn't eat hairtail, so don't serve it to her."

"Why? Didn't she like eating hairtail fish before?"

Mu Guiying gloated and said:

"Last time, the heat of the braised hairtail fish in the cafeteria was not high enough. She took a big mouthful, and then it got stuck in her throat. She still asked the master for help, so there was no accident. From that day on, Xiao Feiyang refused to eat all kinds of fish."

"Ask your master to delete the memory of her being afraid of getting stuck in her throat. How can she not eat such a good thing as hairtail?"

Li Yu remembered that he didn't like hairtail when he was a child, and his grandparents taught him the same way. Now he accidentally became the one educating others. Maybe this means growing up, right?

He sighed with emotion, served Li Fengyang a good meal, and Mu Guiying took it over there.

When she came back again, the girl said with a smile:

"Little Feiyang has already started eating. I heard that Sister Yunxiao made it, and I plan to give him a panda as a thank you."

After saying that, Mu Guiying held her own stainless steel basin, sucked a mouthful of fatty meat slices, and scooped up two mouthfuls of rice, and then walked away to brainwash the 100 soldiers who came out of Muke Village.

"You are from Muke Village, and every move you make represents the image of Muke Village. When you go to other worlds, you must publicize our goodness."

"How do you promote it, village leader?"

"You don't know how to do this? You are really stupid... Just say that we eat meat every meal until we vomit, and there is so much food that we can't finish it in ten years. People from all over the country heard that it was in Muke Village When you go to work, a matchmaker can level the threshold.”

All the soldiers: "..."

Is this still a bandit? It feels even more glorious than winning the top prize!

After some education, Mu Guiying said again:

"Work well here and do your best. If you have any ideas, you can say it. If you miss this opportunity, you may not be able to come to the real world in the future."

When the soldiers heard this, they immediately gathered together to discuss it.

Just when Mu Guiying thought they were going to the city to play or buy new clothes, the squad leader of this group of soldiers made a request on behalf of the brothers:

"Captain, can we meet...Zhao Zilong?"

Mu Guiying:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

You guys have been muttering for a long time and just came up with such a request?

She said:

"No problem, General Zilong will be picked up later. If you want to take a group photo, you can chat. If you want to chat, you will be with us the whole time... Do you have any other requirements?"

This is too simple. Spending half a day just for Zhao Zilong makes Mu Guiying, who always likes to take advantage, feel a little embarrassed. I hope everyone can make another request.

It turned out that all of these people were die-hard fans of Zhao Yun. They chose to come to the real world to work this time because they also wanted to meet Zhao Zilong, the man with a white horse and a silver gun.

Fanatic crystal powder belongs to yes.

After Mu Guiying asked everyone what they thought, she heard that both Liu Xie and Li Shimin had recruited a lot of people. As the spokesperson of Muke Village, she also stood on a nearby iron shelf with a basin and asked loudly:

"Brothers, our Muke Village plans to conquer the grassland and regain the sixteen states of Yanyun occupied by the aliens. If you are interested, come with us. Muke Village has nothing else but bright armor and weapons made of fine steel! "

There is actually no shortage of people in Muke Village, but since both Little Crab and Little Taizong have recruited people, as the future Queen, if we don't recruit people, it would be unfair to our country.

With such a shout, many of the soldiers from Water Margin and Yue Shijie were really moved.

Mu Guiying was very happy:

"You are discerning. Tell me, why did you choose our Muke village?"

"My ancestors were beaten before, and I am ready to fight back."

"I want to ask my ancestors face to face why they replaced the good fertile farmland with a mountainous area. Floods occur every year, and good farmers are forced to become long-term laborers for other people."

"I want to deal with those bastards who drove my grandpa and grandma out of the village!"

"I want to save my grandfather."

"What's wrong with Grandpa Qin?"

"I don't know who I listened to, but when I was eight years old, I insisted on becoming a eunuch from the palace. As a result, I bled to death... If I were here, I could stop him from doing stupid things."

Everyone sitting around and listening, whether ancient or modern, all had their CPUs burned out.

A soldier from the Three Kingdoms raised his hand and asked weakly:

"Your great-grandfather died as a eunuch, so how come you have your great-grandfather, your grandfather, and your father?"

"Hey, that's right... In that case, I have to ask to see whose father my great-grandfather is."

Good guy, it was originally a national hatred, but I didn't expect to be involved in a family ethics case.

Many people who are going to the Three Kingdoms immediately plan to follow them to Muke Village. The matter of recovering the Sixteenth State of Yanyun can be put aside. Let's solve this family ethics case first.

Soon, more than a hundred people went to Muke Village, proving once again that eating melons, watching operas and joining in the fun is a fine tradition of Chinese people since ancient times.

Mu Guiying showed off a bowl of rice and sent a message to Zhao Xue, asking the family to follow Diao Chan to the bicycle cemetery to attend tonight's Zilong fan meeting.

In order to prevent everyone from having any accidents on the road, Li Yu also specially asked the scenic spot to send a scenic spot commuter car to pick him up and drop him off all the way.

Mu Guiying had eaten and drank enough, and was just about to ask everyone if they had eaten yet, when Lu Bu came to eat the leftovers:

"We are worthy of being the disciples of the Holy Mother of the Human Race. We are all so good at living...Senior sister, many of us over there haven't eaten rice yet. Can you give it to me this time?"

Mu Guiying waved her hand and said:

"Take it away. If you don't have enough food, I will sponsor you ten tons of rice tomorrow."

"Okay, then I'll give you a hundred dark horses in return."

Mu Guiying was a little confused:

"Why give it to the dark horse? Have you started charging based on the color of your horse?"

"The white horse should be kept to give Zilong a gift. Now the whole army is raising white horses for Zilong, so I can only give the dark horse to senior sister."

"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether it's a white horse or a black horse, as long as it can chop off the heads of foreigners, it's a good horse... When will junior brother go to fight Dawan? I'm also planning to use Dawan horses to form a royal guard."

Dawan is the area in present-day Turkmenistan, the hometown of the Akhal Tekin Horse.

Mu Guiying has been coveting those horses for a long time, but relying on the men and horses of Muke Village, he can't defeat Dawan until the year of the monkey, so he can only use the brains of the Three Kingdoms world.

Now that Zhu Jun has gone to the Western Regions, he will rebuild the Western Regions Protectorate, establish relations with Western countries, and continue to implement the Han-style foreign policy.

Lu Bu said:

"Don't worry, we plan to build a relay base station every few hundred miles to connect the walkie-talkie network to the Western Regions, and then contact Lao Zhu. Dawanma will do it in minutes."

Lu Bu put all the leftovers on Zi Shou's electric fifth wheel and took them to the oil base of the Three Kingdoms World.

Not long after, Diao Chan came with Zhao Yun and his family.

When passing by Shitouzhai Village, the little girl also bought 20 boxes of old popsicles to relieve summer heat and quench thirst.

There are twenty pieces in a box, enough for everyone to taste the taste.

After everyone received the old popsicles, Mu Guiying began to introduce Zhao Zilong:

"This is the Changshan Zhao Zilong that you have been thinking about so much. He is currently studying in a B&B. After celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival here, he will go to the Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue, and follow the emperor's uncle to conquer the four directions."

When he saw Zhao Yun for the first time, soldiers from several worlds gathered around him.

Zhao Yun cupped his hands and said hello to everyone:

"Changshan Zhao Yun, I've met you all. It's been very hot for days recently. Thank you for your hard work!"

"It's not bitter, it's not bitter at all. There are delicious food here, there are gods cooking, and you can also learn a skill. It's not bitter at all."

"Yes, life is much better than before. We have no regrets about meeting General Zilong!"

Everyone seemed to be participating in an offline meeting of idols for the first time, with excitement on their faces. Some people even forgot to eat popsicles and just stared at Zhao Yun.

But after getting acquainted, this group of people surrounded Zhao Yun and asked a bunch of weird questions:

"General Zilong, after stabbing Ju Yi to death, why didn't Gongsun Zan reuse you?"

"They all said that you and Xia Houlan served as officials in Cao Ying. Is this true or false?"

"At Changbanpo, if Duke Cao solicits the offer in person, will General Zilong agree?"

"Many people say that Gao Lan died due to your sneak attack. Under normal circumstances, you wouldn't be able to defeat him. Is that true?"

"Give you another chance, will you marry that rich widow in Guiyang?"

"If Han De spoke extremely respectfully and politely when he saw you, would you still kill his whole family?"

"..."

These questions made Zilong dumbfounded. He patiently answered them one by one, and even took out his mobile phone to take photos with everyone.

Li Yu's family sat aside and watched this scene carefully.

Diao Chan held her cheek and asked:

"I heard that the food cooked by Lady Yunxiao is very delicious. Can I come and eat it tomorrow?"

Li Yu nodded:

"Okay, you can just call the shuttle bus when the time comes... I have to say that the stewed pancakes Yunxiao made at noon and the rice at night are really delicious. I haven't eaten such a homely meal for a long time."

A chef who doesn't use a pot to cook makes a meal full of homely flavor. It has to be said that Yunxiao's cooking operation with the help of divine power is getting more and more skilled.

If this can be performed once in the real world, all the Japanese and French teppanyaki that focus on rituals will stand aside and are not qualified to be compared.

While chatting, the wind turbine was delivered.

Li Yu first asked Dao Ge, who was watching the show, to call Xuanzang over, and then began to deliver equipment to the Journey to the West world.

With the generator, the industrial equipment in the salt pond can operate.

I don't know how much merit the project manager Zhang Daoling can get when the production of salt officially starts. At present, it is likely that he will be in the first echelon of the merit list.

As long as he continues to maintain this strong work enthusiasm, it will not be a problem to surpass Lu Yue in the future.

Especially after Lü Yue came up with the idea of ​​pacifying Chaoge with nuclear weapons, this top brother on the list is likely to clear out his vast amount of merits at once and become the last in the Three Realms.

At 10:30 p.m., all wind power equipment was delivered to the Journey to the West World. Li Yu was just about to take his family back to rest when Zishou brought him a midnight snack.

The dinner was quite substantial, but the midnight snack was relatively simple, with three-fresh wontons with steamed buns, and some hand-grabbed pancakes.

Zhou Ruotong maintained her figure and shared a bowl of wontons with Diao Chan. Mu Guiying ate dozens of steamed buns before finishing the midnight snack. However, she took two more hand-grabbed pancakes before getting on the bus.

Lü Bu looked at so much food and asked Zishou:

"Are these wontons and buns wrapped one by one?"

"No, I wrapped them myself. Lady Yunxiao has been sitting in the yard looking at her phone and hasn't touched them at all."

Tsk tsk, I am really envious of the gods more and more. They are all automated. If I could perform this in front of Zhang San once, wouldn't he kneel down and call him daddy?

Lu Bu nudged Zishou with his elbow and whispered:

"Next time when the queen cooks, remember to pat it so that my brother can see it. The pain of missing someone is very painful."

Zishou patted his head:

"I forgot, I will pat more next time so that the master can see it carefully. I will also pat the master when I am not busy so that the queen Yunxiao can see it more."

"That's right. As the saying goes, it is better to die ten Zhunti than to destroy a marriage. Now that the two can't meet, we have to help more."

Zishou licked the old popsicle:

"There is nothing wrong with what you said. You are just disrespecting the saint Zhunti. Aren't you afraid that he will punish you?"

Lu Bu's expression immediately became serious, and he raised his hand and pinched a Taoist spell:

"Sorry, my master is the saint Wahuang!"

You are a saint? Haha, what a coincidence, my master is also a saint. Hey, why did I start to put my hands on my waist? Sorry, my arms are a little disobedient, and my laughter is a little loud. Please bear with it.

When Xuanzang came over, Zishou brought him another vegetarian dumpling with carrot, black fungus and shiitake mushroom filling. Xuanzang took a bite and cried out that it was a sin.

Lu Bu asked curiously:

"What's wrong? Did you eat a big elbow?"

"No, it's just too delicious. I'm a little scared."

"Eat it when you need to. Maybe in a certain disaster in the future, Yunxiao Niangniang will go to the Journey to the West to help. When the time comes, just thank her in person... Remember to call the Holy Son and Concubine Niangniang."

Xuanzang stuffed a dumpling into his mouth:

"There are indeed a few disasters that need to ask for help from there, but it's still early now. Let's talk about it after the disaster begins."

Nezha, Yang Jian and Wukong are likely to be able to handle the chapter of the Bull Demon King, but the old monster with yellow eyebrows who built a fake Leiyin Temple, plus the Maitreya Buddha behind him, the three of them may have a hard time fighting.

If the Conferred God World can get a few helpers, it would be great.

At that time, Maitreya Buddha will be directly destroyed to help Ksitigarbha get rid of the hidden danger of seizing power, and the faith and thought power of Maitreya will be absorbed by the lotus platform as nutrition, and the teaching of Buddhism will be more stable.

In the original work of Journey to the West, Maitreya Buddha has become the Buddha from the East, almost on par with Tathagata.

Now we want to help the Marshal to be superior to Ksitigarbha, so Maitreya, the future Buddha, will naturally be destroyed.

After Maitreya disappears, the White Lotus Sect, which was developed in the Tang Dynasty, may also be restrained... I have to remind Li Shimin in the Journey to the West world to pay attention to folk beliefs and not let the White Lotus Sect become bigger and stronger.

In the next two days, everyone has been busy dealing with the shared bicycles in the bicycle cemetery.

In order to prevent people from being curious about where the bicycles went, Li Yu also specially got some and put them in Fengming Valley Scenic Area and Longqi Mountain Scenic Area, providing them to tourists for free.

Yue Fei and Wu Song transported a batch of bicycles to the Water Margin Yue World, and taught everyone the correct way to ride in the village and Handan City.

Now that the New Year has passed, and the Lantern Festival is over, Zhang Fei, Zhao Fujin, and Caihua, the little palace maids, blew out candles and ate cakes together to celebrate the first anniversary of their family's meeting.

Last year's Lantern Festival, Zhang Fei successfully met Zhao Fujin with the help of Dun Dun, and took her and Caihua back together.

Now a year has passed, and the three have become a family. Zhang Fei is so happy that he doesn't know what to say. He specially recorded a video to thank Li Yu and "enthusiastically" expressed his thoughts for Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was not to be outdone, and sent back a greeting that helped to increase blood pressure, which made Zhang San so angry that he grabbed the Lu Bu-shaped doll and pierced his body with needles.

After the festival, Zhang Fei was sent to Weizhou by Gongsun Sheng again to continue to recover the Chinese homeland.

Yue Fei also bid farewell to Li Wa and returned to Zhending Prefecture, following Liu Bei and Wen Huanzhang, not only giving advice but also learning some strategies.

When he returns to attack Taiyuan, he will most likely lead the troops himself and start the rise of Yue Junshen!

Guan Yu has been repairing Handan City, preparing to turn Handan into Jiangling City during the Three Kingdoms period.

When the city wall is completed, he will lead the army to attack Shangdang. According to the intelligence obtained by Niu Gao, Tian Hu has now become the nominal master of Shangdang, and officials such as prefects, supervisors, and garrisons have almost become Tian Hu's believers and puppets.

Lao Guan feels that the New Year pigs are fat, and it's time to slaughter them!

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Today, 10,000 words have been completed, and I'm asking for monthly tickets, brothers!