Chapter 516: Xiao Erlang, Open the Door, I, Old Sun, Know You Are at Home! [Ask for Monthly Tickets]

"The Great Sage must never have a dispute with Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, so as not to damage the harmony."

As soon as he heard that Wukong was going to Guanjiangkou, Zhang Daoling hurriedly gave instructions. Two days ago, the empress said that the Erlang God Yang Jian was the one he could win over. If Wukong started fighting with him over a disagreement, there would be no room for relaxation.

Wukong put two boxes of bananas on his shoulders, waved his hand and said:

"I, Old Sun, am the kind of person who can't figure things out...Old Zhang, would it be good for us if Erlang Shen joins the scripture-seeking team?"

Zhang Daoling:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Then the monsters and monsters along the way are not allowed to move thousands of miles away overnight?

He deduced and said:

"Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun may not have time to leave for fourteen years, but the Great Sage can try to ease the relationship with him and make our Wa Palace's ideas clear so that he can do more good things for the people."

"Okay, then I, Old Sun, will go too!"

Wukong made a somersault cloud and disappeared in an instant.

The Great Sage is really a man of action... Zhang Daoling waved his hand, and there were stone tables, stone stools, tea tables, charcoal stoves and other items next to him, as well as a complete set of tea sets:

"His Royal Highness the Holy Son gave me a few bags of black tea a few days ago, named Jin Junmei. Xuanzang can taste it together. If you like it, I will share some with you."

"Thank you, Heavenly Master, and thank you, His Highness the Holy Son!"

As soon as Xuanzang sat down, executive director Ji Zang and assistant director Di Ting from the directing team appeared:

"Why have you stopped moving forward again... What is Brother Tao doing here?"

Zhang Daoling flicked the whisk and the brewed tea was automatically poured into the cup:

"Wukong heard about the new changes in the world of gods, and went to Guanjiangkou with gifts to visit Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun... This is the golden eyebrow gifted by His Highness the Holy Son. Try it, it tastes good."

Ksitigarbha sat down, held the tea cup and smelled it gently:

“It’s really good tea.”

Hearing the word "good tea", Di Ting quickly transformed into a boy in white and asked for a cup from Zhang Daoling:

"Tianshi Tianshi, are Erlangshen going to join the team of scripture collectors? If so, then I can play with Xiaotian again in the future?"

Ksitigarbha looked at this guy speechlessly:

"Yang Jian needs to deal with human affairs. Every year, he leads the Six Friends of Meishan and the Caotou God to conquer the demons in all directions, but he doesn't have much time to learn... Bai He was killed. Isn't there any reaction from your mount circle?"

Di Ting held the tea cup and took a sip:

"I stopped playing with them a long time ago. Who knows what the reaction will be... Okay, I admit it, I can hear the thoughts of everyone from all over the world. The white deer is very happy and feels that no one is competing for favor. The green lion, white elephant and others I think I deserve it. Among all the mounts, Bai He likes to pretend. He is obviously a mount, but he looks down on everyone."

Xuanzang put down the teacup and said calmly:

"Bai Lu is so happy, it seems a little early."

Even if this guy Bai Lu kidnapped 1,111 boys from the bhikkhu country, he would not be spared.

Fortunately, except for our own troops, no one else knows the future direction of Journey to the West. When we arrive in the Bhikkhu Kingdom in the future, we can make plans calmly.

In the original work, after the Antarctic Immortal appeared, he took the white deer away.

This time, I might as well share the venison with each world like the Fengshen World did.

Ksitigarbha glanced at Xuanzang:

"Junior brother, you are no longer indecisive. I am really not used to it."

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said seriously:

"I am from the human race, and I should work for the welfare of the people. If the gods and Buddhas in the sky want to gain the merits of the human race, they must naturally focus on the people in the world. If someone hurts them, no matter whether they are monsters, monsters, gods or Buddhas, they will not let it go!"

When you haven't read the original work of Journey to the West, it's okay to cry and cry. If you continue to cry after watching it, isn't it a waste of time?

Ksitigarbha was very pleased with his junior brother's change, and then looked at Zhang Daoling and asked:

"Water Margin said that Yue World is about to hold a collective wedding. Do you and I want to go along with the ceremony and show up to congratulate you?"

Lao Zhang filled the teapot for everyone and said with a smile:

"Peng Ju is a direct disciple of His Highness the Holy Son; Yide is a student of His Highness the Holy Son; Shan Xiongxin once lived in a B&B and worked as a warehouse manager for His Highness the Holy Son; although Zhou Tong has never been to the real world, he has I have great respect for His Majesty the Holy Son... I have to go there for reasons and reasons, even if I show up for a short time, I can fly away immediately."

"Okay, when that day comes, you and I will show up together and bring some blessings to the people over there."

Looking south to the Tang Dynasty in Buzhou and Guanxian County in Sichuan, Wukong descended from the clouds and landed steadily in front of the Erlang Temple.

Five hundred years ago, he came here. At that time, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and fought with Erlang Shen for 300 rounds. No one could do anything to the other, so the two sides decided to decide the outcome by fighting.

Wukong turned into the god Erlang and flew to Guan County. He occupied the Erlang Temple at the mouth of Guanjiang River and used a tactic to steal homes.

If the Six Sages of Meishan hadn't burned mountains and killed monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, Wukong would have been able to fight Erlang God like this for a whole year.

Now that he was here again, Wukong couldn't help but sigh as he recalled the turbulent years five hundred years ago.

Just as he was about to enter, the temple door slammed shut, and the shadowy grass-headed god on the nearby mountain disappeared. The originally spiritual place suddenly turned into a mundane place.

The Caotou God is a Taoist person who has not been enshrined by heaven, and belongs to Erlang Shen's personal armed force. However, since he has settled in the human world, the people's incense is directly transferred to his account, so Erlang Shen's group of subordinate gods live a comfortable life.

Wukong walked to the door carrying the banana and said with a smile:

"Is it inappropriate for me to come all the way to see you? You are still the Jade Emperor's nephew and you don't know any manners. Didn't Master Yuding teach you how to behave in the world?"

The more he spoke, the angrier Yang Jian became in the temple.

In the past, I always thought that my master was cultivating me wholeheartedly, but I didn't expect that it was just to ward off disasters. The higher my ability, the safer I would be as a master.

When the nature of master-disciple changes, the relationship between master-disciple will naturally change.

He was connected with the Fengshen World and wanted to be quiet here. Unexpectedly, the monkey suddenly came and killed him. Yang Jian was so angry that he wanted to fight him again with a three-pointed two-edged knife.

"Hey, is there no one?"

Wukong walked around Erlang Temple, then raised his hand and slapped on the door:

"Xiaoerlang, open the door, I know you are at home!"

"I brought the most delicious fruit in the world to see you. Is this what I would do to my grandson?"

"Hurry up and open the door, otherwise I will tell you all about you peeking at the Yaochi Fairy taking a bath!"

The first two sentences can be tolerated, but peeking at the Yaochi Fairy taking a bath... Yang Jian opened the door with a bang:

"You bastard, why did you taint my innocence out of thin air?"

He is handsome and heroic, with a vertical eye on his forehead. He is majestic and carries supreme pressure.

Wukong didn't answer Yang Jian's question. He smiled like a visiting relative, walked into the temple carrying two boxes of bananas, pointed at the statue and said:

"I, my old grandson, ate here back then, but the food at your Erlang Temple is not to my liking. Come on, come on, I'll give you a taste of the most delicious delicacy in the world - Dule Banana!"

Yang Jian felt helpless like a poor relative coming to ask for old clothes:

"Great Sage, didn't you protect Monk Tang from going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Why are you here?"

Wukong sat down on the incense table, took out a handful of bananas from the box, broke off one and threw it to Erlang Shen, then peeled another one for himself, and said while eating:

"I, Lao Sun, have come here to raise an army to punish me!"

Yang Jian:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Raise troops to investigate?

He imitated Wukong and peeled the banana open and took a bite. It tasted really good:

"What am I guilty of?"

"The Dragon King of the Jinghe River is harassing the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. As a human god, why don't you take care of it? If I remember correctly, all evil-doing Dragon Kings and Water Gods are under your control, right?"

The belief in Erlang God has been around for a long time. According to people's descriptions, he can not only regulate wind and rain, eliminate floods, but also kill evil-doing dragons and dragons that disturb the people. He can be said to be an almighty god who protects the people.

Speaking of the Chang'an Jinghe Dragon King, Yang Jian said:

"I have no way to interfere with the affairs of heaven. Besides, this is a guide for learning scriptures. If I destroy it, then..."

Before Erlang Shen finished speaking, Wukong said:

"I, Sun, don't care about this. Anyway, you have failed to control the floods in the world. I will definitely read your book when I have time someday... Do you know what Nuwa said to Fengshen?"

The turn he made was so steep that Erlang Shen didn't react for a while:

"I understand...why did you come here today?"

"I just came to catch up with you and catch up on old times. I have other good things here."

After saying that, Wukong took out a box of kiwi fruits from the bag hanging on his waist and demonstrated how to eat them.

With such a big fanfare, he said it was okay... Erlang Shen sat down, raised his hand slightly, and the three-pointed two-edged knife on the weapon rack flew up automatically, turning into a ribbon, completely wrapping the entire Erlang Temple, and then the temple door closed. Here It separated heaven and earth.

As soon as he saw this situation, Wukong knew that Erlangshen was going to say something intimate.

When he got excited, he took out four large buckets of 2.5 liters of Coke from the cloth bag, and conjured up two draft beer cups. He put ice cubes in the cups, then filled them with Coke, and two cups of Feizhai Happy Water with ice were ready. Got:

"Before we get down to business, let's try this first..."

Erlang Shen took it in his hand and felt that it was as dark as a soup, with bubbles coming out, and it tasted sweet. Although the taste was a little strange, it was ice cold and quite refreshing.

"Great Sage, this thing..."

"This is a gift from His Royal Highness the Holy Son. Is it delicious?"

Erlang Shen nodded and asked again:

"Which Holy Son? I want to thank you personally."

"Empress Nuwa's biological son lives in another world and we have no chance to meet him. What he wants now can only be obtained through my master Xuanzang."

"Oh? Where can Master Xuanzang go?"

There is already a title of Holy Son in the Fengshen World. Yang Jian in another world learned about this in Jinxia Cave in Yuquan Mountain a few days ago, but he didn't know that the so-called Holy Son was actually the biological son of Empress Nuwa. .

This is simply a big event that shakes the three worlds!

Wukong started from Li Yu's unintentional opening of the world in the book, and continued to talk about the changes in Empress Nuwa's plans. He also talked about Zhang Daoling and Taibai Jinxing joining the Wa Palace.

Although Erlangshen was the nephew of the Jade Emperor, he was very at odds with the Jade Emperor because of the incident of chopping mountains to save his mother. He stayed in the human world, stationed at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and did not listen to the instructions of the Heavenly Court. He did not even bother to pretend to have a superficial relationship.

After Wukong finished speaking, Erlangshen raised his head and drank the Coke in the cup. It took a while to digest these words.

Then he saw Wukong's mobile phone, tablet, and electronic books such as "The Romance of the Gods" and "Journey to the West".

Wukong took out his spare machine and handed it to Erlang Shen:

"This mobile phone is given to you. It contains an introduction to the world in the book that has been opened. If you are not busy, you can take a look. If the power is out... I will teach you a little spell to simulate electricity."

A month ago, Wukong knew nothing about these things, but now, he is as experienced as an expert. He not only understands the principles of digital products, but can also explain them clearly.

Erlangshen practiced several times and felt that electricity could be applied to weapons:

"If we fight in the future, can we turn up the power and use it with the three-pointed two-edged sword?"

"You said this, you can give it a try..."

Wukong said a few polite words, rolled his eyes, and felt that the atmosphere was almost set. He picked up the Coke bottle and refilled it for Erlang Shen, officially getting to the point:

"I know you are busy, so I won't advise you to join the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, but if something happens in the future..."

Erlangshen said quickly:

"At any time, if the Great Sage gives instructions, just ask someone to come to Guanjiangkou to inform you... After I finish handling the matters at hand, I will look for you on the pilgrimage road and accompany you for a while."

It would definitely not be possible to walk on foot for fourteen years, but it would still be okay to spend some time with the Buddhist pilgrims.

Nowadays, the world is undergoing drastic changes, and even the Great Sage is looking for a backer. As an immortal stranded in the world, Erlang Shen has also planned his own future.

Wukong said:

"If you feel that you can't break up with your uncle and Master Yuding, then you can just deal with it like this for now. As long as you are good to the people, your Majesty will take care of it."

When he said this, Erlang Shen really wanted to go seek Buddhist scriptures.

Things here are hard to control. I can’t just leave with my master and uncle. Relatively speaking, it’s easiest to join the Buddhist scripture gathering team. You don’t have to think about these things. When the scripture hunting is over, if you want to join Buddhism, you can join Buddhism. If you want to join, The Wa Palace will join the Wa Palace. By that time, the direction of everything must have been clear.

Before coming, Wukong wanted to fool his second junior brother, but now it seems that it is more suitable for Erlang Shen to stay in the Tang Dynasty:

"His Majesty the Human Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is a direct disciple of His Royal Highness the Holy Son. It is better for you to help the people as much as possible than to join the team of Buddhist scriptures. Your Majesty is the mother of the human race. We must try our best to protect the country and the people. Moreover, His Majesty the Human Emperor has also vowed to unify the south. Zhanbuzhou, we don’t have to participate in mortal wars, but those monsters and monsters that eat the common people..."

Erlangshen said immediately:

"Once the evildoers are discovered, Erlang Temple will never tolerate them!"

Wukong Zhuangruo casually revealed an inside message:

"His Royal Highness the Holy Son hates monsters that eat people. If you encounter them, don't show mercy..."

"Don't worry, Great Sage, I know what to do!"

Since the Human Emperor here is one of his own, he will concentrate on dealing with human affairs for a period of time in the future. Heavenly Court and Chanjiao will not be involved in anything.

The two continued to drink Coke until all four barrels of Coke were drained, and then Wukong took his leave and prepared to leave.

"Hurry up and read those books. Only by fully understanding the plot can you make better choices... If you need help on the way to learn the scriptures, I will call you."

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said:

"Everyone in Erlang Temple is ready to be dispatched by the Great Sage at any time!"

"Easy to say, easy to say, I, the old grandson, will go!"

Wukong did a somersault and returned to Tang Monk. As soon as the clouds fell, Zhang Daoling asked with a smile:

"The great sage's face is full of joy. It seems that he has gained a lot."

"Lao Zhang, stop pretending. I don't believe you don't know what we just chatted about."

Zhang Daoling did not hide anything:

"When Qingyuan Miao Dao Zhenjun blocked the heaven and earth, I really couldn't sense it. However, since you have blocked the world, you must say something detrimental to the heaven. In addition, the great sage was very excited when he returned, so we came to this conclusion."

When Ksitigarbha saw Wukong coming, he stood up and said:

"Then let's go back first. If we encounter a disaster, remember to go to the underworld and ask me for help."

Di Ting poured Wukong a cup of tea attentively and inquired:

"Great Sage, please have tea. Did you see Xiao Tian just now?"

"No, the Six Friends of Meishan, the Twelve Hundred Grass-Headed Gods, and the Roaring Dog are hiding far away, probably because they are afraid that I, Old Sun, will come to settle matters with them... Next time you are not busy, remember to ask Xiao Tian out for a meal. I bought so many things from the Holy Son, so I killed a dog to cheer up the old man and treated him to some spiced dog meat.”

Listen carefully: "..."

You said you were going to kill a dog in front of me. Did you do it intentionally or on purpose, Great Sage?

He wanted to have a fit, but felt that his ability was not good enough in front of the Monkey King, so he could only say cowardly:

"His Royal Highness the Son has a dog named Dao Ge. If you kill the dog or eat its meat, it will be unhappy... Hearing that His Highness the Son loves venison, the Great Sage remembers to kill the white deer when he arrives in the Bhikkhu Kingdom. "

"Don't worry, Bailu has been booked by me, Old Sun."

After Ksitigarbha left, Zhang Daoling also said goodbye and left. Baihe had already finished carving up the food. He would go around each world later and taste the difference in everyone's craftsmanship.

He returned to the Wa Palace and reported to the empress that Wukong went to see Erlang Shen.

The empress said:

"Since Erlang Shen from Journey to the West has taken the initiative to seek refuge, the world of gods will not embarrass him. As long as he protects the people wholeheartedly and does not help explain the religion, he can still become a saint in the future."

As soon as Zhang Daoling heard this, he took the initiative to ask for help:

"Pindao would like to take a trip to Yuquan Mountain and convey this matter to Yang Jian."

"good."

The empress is not worried that Master Yuding will act violently and hurt others. After all, Zhang Daoling has killed six demon kings before he became a heavenly master. In terms of strength, he is not inferior to the Twelve Golden Immortals.

In the real world, Dundun did not rest in the suite with Lin Xu and his family. Instead, he tiptoed to the study room. When he saw Brother Dao lying on the white plush carpet, he walked over.

Two fellows from high latitudes lay down next to each other, leaning their heads against each other, mumbling, not knowing what they were communicating.

One could only see a little sadness in Dun Dun's eyes. Dao Ge was gentle for once, rubbing the chubby little cat with his big head.

In room 202 opposite the study, Mu Guiying and Diao Chan lay side by side on the iron bed and began their shopping trip.

One hundred thousand yuan, we have to spend it quickly!

Diao Chan, who usually only buys goods under fifty yuan, wanted to add everything she saw to the shopping cart at this time, but she thought it was a waste and finally chose to give up.

Mu Guiying was anxious:

"If you spend it this way, you can spend one hundred thousand yuan until the end of time. Watch me!"

She first picked two gifts for Zhou Ruotong, and accidentally clicked on the lathe classification option, which immediately seemed to open the door to a new world:

"Wow, angle iron forming machine? CNC band saw? Multifunctional machine tool? Hahaha, they are all good things that girls like, place an order, buy them all!"